But this mystery properly began a few weeks ago, with Daisy’s Aunt Lucy and Uncle Felix. They are the reason that we are at the Rue, and it is funny to think that we were sent here to keep us out of detective trouble.
‘Ooh,’ Daisy has just hissed under her breath from the seat next to me. ‘Uncle Felix will be annoyed, won’t he? We were supposed to be safe from crimes here! Serve him right for treating us like children.’
So she is thinking along the same lines as I am, as usual.
While we wait for the policeman to stop marching about and decide what to do next, I will explain all the steps leading to the moment that the Detective Society came upon their seventh murder mystery.
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Daisy and I might look like schoolgirls, but we have not been going to school very much lately. In January my grandfather, my Ah Yeh, died. Daisy and I had to leave Deepdean School for Girls (where we are fourth formers), and rush to my home in Hong Kong to mourn him. By the time we came back to England, after all the awful adventures we faced in Hong Kong, it was the beginning of May, and we had missed not just the spring term but the beginning of the summer one, too.
I was expecting to be sent straight back to school, but it was decided that we needed a rest after so much upsetting excitement in Hong Kong. We would not go back to Deepdean until the second half of term began on the first of June.
I thought that we would go to Fallingford, Daisy’s house – but it was all shut up, as it usually is these days. Instead we were sent to London, to stay with Daisy’s Uncle Felix and his new wife. We have been told to call the new Mrs Mountfitchet ‘Aunt Lucy’, and most of the time we remember.
Uncle Felix is just the same as he ever was, a fascinating and quite unnerving person, tall and golden like Daisy, and extremely clever too. He has a monocle that he has a habit of screwing into place over his eye and peering at me through, and he has an immensely important and secret job that we are not supposed to know anything about.
This job meant that, during the first week of our stay, he vanished for long stretches of time, returning quite unexpectedly to sweep us all out of the flat and into the glitter of London. He took us for afternoon tea at Brown’s, to magic shows and the theatre, and for dinner shockingly late, at eight or nine at night, in restaurants where laughter sparkled off the golden walls, and ladies daringly showed their shoulders in evening gowns. We sipped Robinsons squash from champagne glasses, and I felt quite worldly.
While Uncle Felix was gone, though, we were left with Aunt Lucy. ‘I shall be your governess,’ she told us, mouth set firmly. ‘I have had practice, after all, and work is … quiet at the moment.’ Aunt Lucy’s work, we have gathered, is almost as important as Uncle Felix’s, and quite as secret.
I was expecting prim and proper instruction, like porridge for the mind. But I should not have been surprised that the lessons we were given turned out to be, once again, as unusual as Aunt Lucy herself. They were not like the starchy Deepdean hours of Latin and Deportment and the names of kings.
Just after we arrived, Aunt Lucy found the notebook full of codes I have been practising (and trying to make Daisy practise), and the next day my desk was filled with more code books than I had ever thought existed. ‘Have a look at those,’ said Aunt Lucy, ‘and then begin to go through this exercise book. Solve what you can, and bring your work to me this afternoon.’
‘Dull!’ said Daisy, pushing them aside to perch on my desk – but I thought them quite marvellous. I lost myself in them for hours, far past the time I would have been brave enough to be seen studying anything at Deepdean, and only stopped when my brain was humming with numbers and symbols and languages.
Daisy, meanwhile, was given a set of lessons that was quite different. She was taken into another room in the flat, filled with racks and racks of clothes and hats and wigs and drawers full of make-up. After an hour or two, a wrinkly old lady with wispy white curls and a pair of thick spectacles, bent over in a shawl, came shuffling back out, Aunt Lucy following behind her. The old lady stood by my desk and in a creaky old voice said, ‘Hazel Wong! I have a message for you!’
‘I know it’s you, Daisy,’ I said to her. ‘I can see your shoes are the same.’
‘You wouldn’t know if you met me on the street!’ said the old lady in Daisy’s voice. ‘I do grant you the shoes though. Bother.’
Aunt Lucy smiled at me and said, ‘Good eyes, Hazel. You’re a natural. More practice needed, Daisy.’
Daisy sighed impatiently, but I could see she was thrilled by Aunt Lucy’s unusual lessons – particularly because they were secret. There was an unspoken agreement between the three of us that Uncle Felix need not be informed about them. He is a very interesting uncle, but an uncle all the same, and he does not really approve of our detective adventures. Aunt Lucy, we could see, understood that being detectives was not a game. It was simply who we were.
Still, it was Uncle Felix who had the final say while we lived with him – and Uncle Felix continued to want us far away from murder or mystery of any kind.
And then George and Alexander came to visit for Daisy’s birthday party, during their Exeat weekend. Daisy has written up the case that we solved at the British Museum, so I do not need to mention it here – apart from the fact that it was very exciting, and it made Uncle Felix more worried than ever about us putting ourselves in danger.
And that led to the reason why the Rue Theatre was suggested.
It was at breakfast on Monday morning, the eleventh of May, that we first heard of it. The maid, Bridget, had just brought in the toast and a pile of cryptic telegrams, neatly decoded in Bridget’s clear handwriting. In Uncle Felix and Aunt Lucy’s house, everyone seems to have an interesting and secretive life, and Bridget is an interesting and secretive maid who does far more than just the cooking and the cleaning.
Uncle Felix looked up from expertly slicing the bones out of a kipper and spoke to Aunt Lucy.
‘I am glad you’re with the girls again this week,’ he asked. ‘They need a steady influence. The very word aunt sounds sensible. I’m sure you’ve become more staid since you became one, Lucy dear.’ He winked at her over his kipper.
‘That’s nonsense!’ said Daisy crossly. ‘We don’t need a steady anything!’
Uncle Felix avoided her glare.
Then Aunt Lucy put down the telegram she had been holding.
‘That’s a lovely sentiment, but I’m afraid I won’t be able to oblige, Felix dear,’ she said. ‘Something urgent’s come up at work.’
‘What?’ said Uncle Felix sharply. ‘Nonsense, let me see!’
Wordlessly, Aunt Lucy handed him the telegram, and he read it.
‘Good grief!’ he said. ‘How inconvenient. You’re quite right. You’ll be out all week.’
‘Ooh, what’s happened?’ asked Daisy. ‘Is it awful?’
‘None of your business, niece,’ said Uncle Felix. ‘Lucy, what on earth shall we do? Could Bridget look after them?’
‘I’m not a nursemaid, Mr M,’ said Bridget from the doorway. ‘And you know you asked me to watch those suspicious—’
‘Yes, ahem, quite right, I did,’ said Uncle Felix, frowning her into silence.
‘We shall be quite all right on our own!’ cried Daisy. ‘We can explore London properly at last. How exciting!’
‘You certainly shall NOT!’ said Uncle Felix.
Aunt Lucy held up her hand.
‘Wait,’ she said. ‘I have had a thought. Let me make a few telephone calls.’
She murmured something to Uncle Felix and then went out into the hall. Twenty minutes later, she was back, looking serene.
‘Felix, dear, you want the girls to be watched over in an enclosed space, do you not?’ she asked.
Uncle Felix nodded.
‘And Daisy, you want excitement, don’t you?’
‘Naturally!’ said Daisy.
‘And Hazel, you love stories?’
‘Yes?’ I said cautiously
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‘Well then,’ said Aunt Lucy. ‘I think I have found the perfect solution for everyone. One of the girls at work – her aunt is Frances Crompton, the owner of the Rue Theatre. Frances is putting on a new production of Romeo and Juliet, but with the flu that’s going round this spring she keeps on losing actors. All of the usual bit part players have been snapped up by other theatres – they can afford to pay better, poor Frances is in a bit of a bind financially at the moment. Under the circumstances, I thought she might not mind looking after two temporary cast members – for a small fee, of course. And she agreed.’
‘Lucy!’ said Uncle Felix. ‘Well – I suppose they’ll be looked after there, at least.’
Daisy’s eyes were widening, and she looked from Aunt Lucy to Uncle Felix and back again. ‘What – us?’ she asked. ‘Not really?’
‘Really, Daisy,’ said Aunt Lucy. ‘Have you heard of Frances Crompton?’
‘Of course I have!’ gasped Daisy. ‘Why, she’s famous! The Rue Theatre might be going through a difficult time, but it is still quite the most important Shakespearean playhouse in the country!’
‘Excellent. So, how would you like to be in its new production?’
‘To go on the stage!’ cried Daisy rapturously, all her confusion and suspicion forgotten in a moment. ‘Goodness, how marvellous! Isn’t it marvellous, Hazel?’
‘Oh,’ I said, gulping. ‘Oh, I …’
I can’t think of anything worse was what I wanted to say, but I bit my tongue. Daisy looked so shiningly excited, and so I tried to ignore the roaring black gulf that had opened up in my stomach.
‘I thought you’d be pleased, Daisy,’ said Aunt Lucy. ‘A bit part in Romeo and Juliet!’
‘But Aunt Lucy, I shall not be a bit part,’ said Daisy scornfully. ‘I shall be the star.’
‘Daisy dear, you could not be anything else,’ said Uncle Felix. ‘I suppose it is a neat solution for you. But what about Hazel?’
‘I shall be all right,’ I said, swallowing with difficulty.
‘I quite agree, Hazel. You may not think yourself an actress, but I know better. You’ve been around Daisy for too long not to be able to pretend.’
‘Rude!’ cried Daisy. ‘You’ve only been married to Uncle Felix for five months and you’re already becoming far too much like him.’
Uncle Felix laughed, and smiled at me, and Aunt Lucy smiled too. And I wondered, at that moment, whether this was not another one of Aunt Lucy’s unusual lessons.
I am still not sure. But whether it was supposed to be or not, that is why Daisy and I joined the Rue Theatre Company.
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As Daisy, Bridget and I stood in front of the Rue Theatre after lunch the next day, I felt rather queasy, as though I was still on the boat that had brought us back from Hong Kong. I had been in agony all morning, while Daisy danced about the flat in raptures. I could not bear the thought that I would have to act – and in front of people!
But I had to admit that the theatre itself was a gloriously impressive place. The Rue is set to one side of a roundabout near Leicester Square, and it is a red-and-white brick cliff of a building, studded with shiny windows. It looks rather like a castle, and it even has four slender turrets shooting up the front of it like battlements. The noise of battle surrounds it too, for the roundabout in front of it sends up constant noise, all the howls of brakes and horns and shouts that are the sounds of London in a hurry.
London ought not to feel so different from Hong Kong, but it does. Although it is spring here, just as it was in Hong Kong, in London that means sun mixed up with chilly, windswept days, rushing grey skies and pattering rain, with only a few small sad flowers drooping in pots on windowsills. I miss Hong Kong’s generous heat, its wide bright skies and blooming jungle. I even miss its spiders. And I miss the feeling of being at home. In Hong Kong I could breathe out, but now we are back in England, I have to go back to being wary. It is as though being in Hong Kong removed a layer of my skin, and now I have to grow it all over again.
But all the same, I am not quite as different in London as I am at Deepdean – or rather, there are more people here who are different like me. I have seen several faces on buses and in the London Underground just like our friends George and Harold, and even (my heart jumps with excitement every time) a few faces like mine.
As I was thinking all this, Bridget ushered us through the main doors of the Rue, and we found ourselves in a hallway that swept upwards in gold and black and red. It was empty, and there was a wonderful hush as the doors swung shut and cut off the noise from outside. Light glittered from chandeliers and shone darkly off marble, and the very air smelt warm and rich. At the sight of all that magnificence, Daisy expanded, eyes shining in the lights. I gasped. It was so beautiful, so magical – despite myself, I smiled.
‘Now, remember what your aunt said,’ Bridget told us firmly, her wide, freckled face and dark eyes frowning. ‘Be on your best behaviour or, despite everything, Miss Crompton will send you straight back home. Is that clear?’ Bridget is very no-nonsense. She says this is because she grew up in Dublin.
‘Crystal,’ said Daisy, rolling her eyes.
‘Best behaviour, Daisy,’ said Bridget, swatting at Daisy’s shoulder. ‘You shan’t get anything past me.’
She winked at us both in a way that was clearly a warning, just as someone came down the stairs towards us.
She was wearing a shapeless brown dress, and she moved heavily, thumping her feet down on each step and squeezing the gold railing so hard I thought she might leave dents in the metal. She was old, older than even most of our mistresses at Deepdean, and her hair was grey and close-cropped. She was built as solidly as her footsteps and the round glasses that sat on her nose looked tiny in front of her large face.
‘What are you three doing here?’ she barked at us. ‘We’re closed, you know!’
‘Good afternoon!’ said Daisy, bobbing a curtsey. ‘You’re Miss Crompton, of course – I’ve seen your picture. We’ve come to be in your play.’
‘Good afternoon,’ said Bridget, standing up straight. ‘I’m Bridget O’Connell. I believe you spoke to Mrs M on the telephone about these two girls?’
‘Yes, all right, very good, but why are you here? This is the public entrance. Theresa left it unlocked in error. My actors go through the stage door, no exceptions. Do you think you are important?’
My heart sank. Miss Crompton did not seem very friendly.
Daisy blinked. ‘We made a mistake,’ she said, squaring her shoulders and standing as upright as she could next to Bridget. ‘It won’t happen again.’
Miss Crompton narrowed her eyes. ‘It certainly won’t,’ she said. ‘I was just coming to lock up – this entrance won’t re-open until opening night itself. All right, girls, follow me if you please. Your aunt has arranged that you are to be in my play no matter how dreadful you are, but all the same I am curious to see what you are made of.’
I have been to plays before, and sat in the nice dusty darkness of the stalls, but I had never been on a stage until that day. I had not realized how very big a theatre is, the way the circles of seats rise up in front of you like mountains, the way the lights get in your eyes and the greasepaint smells get in your nose, the way your legs go wobbly and you want to sink through the floorboards and never be seen again. That day, standing on the vast empty stage alone, even my breaths seemed to echo around me.
‘State your name!’ boomed Miss Crompton from somewhere in the stalls.
‘Er,’ I said stupidly. ‘Um …’
‘Does not know her own name,’ said Miss Crompton. ‘Excellent. Begin your recitation, if you please.’
Daisy and I had discussed this, just in case we were asked to audition. I had spent the afternoon before learning a very sensible speech by Juliet’s Nurse. Only, when I opened my mouth, I froze. The words slipped out of my mind, and all I could think of was part of Ode to a Nightingale.
‘Thou wast not born for d
eath, immortal bird!’ I gabbled. It was such a schoolgirl thing to recite, a poem that everyone learns when they are little shrimps. ‘Perhaps the self-same song that found a path through the sad heart of Ruth when, sick for home, she stood in tears amid the alien corn …’
Then, of course, I realized why I had chosen it – for I have often felt like Ruth in that poem, and I did at that very moment. I staggered on to the end of the poem, melting under the lights and frying with dreadful shame, for I had let out more of myself than I had meant. Then I stopped and there was only a ringing silence. I felt as though every empty chair were staring at me.
‘Unique,’ said Miss Crompton’s voice from the stalls. I knew she did not mean it kindly. ‘Off the stage, if you please. Next!’
I scrambled down the little set of steps at the right of the stage that led down into the audience as quickly as if the stage had tipped me off it. I sunk down into a plush seat next to Bridget, who was making deft squiggling notes in a small code book, just as Daisy came waltzing on. Safe in the stalls, I suddenly felt the dazzling excitement of the theatre again. The golden arch over the stage shone like a promise and the velvet darkness of the wings was heavy with the most thrilling mystery. In the middle of it all, Daisy seemed to glow. She stood with her hands clasped and her feet positioned as though she was about to do ballet, and she was beaming.
‘Good afternoon!’ she trilled. ‘I am the Honourable Daisy Wells. May I begin?’
‘You may,’ said Miss Crompton – and did I imagine it, or was a chuckle in her voice?
Daisy threw herself into a kneeling position and reached forward. Her face changed to an anguished mask.
‘What’s here?’ she cried. ‘A cup, closed in my true love’s hand? Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end … I will kiss thy lips!’
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