by Lauren Child
Chapter 5.
Snakes and mushrooms
IT WAS ANOTHER COINCIDENCE that when Ruby returned home that evening it was fungus that was the main topic of conversation.
Mrs Digby was staring hard at a very ancient-looking recipe book and appeared unusually flustered.
‘So what are you looking to cook?’ asked Ruby, peering over the housekeeper’s shoulder.
‘Your mother wants me to rustle up this particular stew – she’s got her mind set on it, but I’ll be darned if I will ever find the ingredients.’
‘Maitake,’ Ruby read. ‘What are maitake?’
‘Hen of the woods,’ said Mrs Digby.
‘Chicken?’ said Ruby.
‘Mushrooms,’ said the housekeeper.
‘What’s the big deal with mushrooms all of a sudden?’ said Ruby. ‘They seem to be popping up everywhere.’
‘Everyone’s gone mushroom crazy, including your mother, and I can’t get my hands on a single one of these rarer breeds.’
‘Breeds?’ said Ruby. ‘Do mushrooms breed?’
‘My point is, there’s been a run on them, and it’s all to do with those darned vipers.’
‘What vipers?’ asked Ruby.
‘Those ones that were on the TV.’
‘You mean the yellow snakes?’ said Ruby. ‘The ones that were exhibited at the Geographic Explorer awards?’
‘Those are the critters,’ said Mrs Digby. ‘There’s been nothing but chatter about them, all the while you’ve been away – on the radio, on the television networks, in the newspapers.’ Mrs Digby reached for the Twinford Hound and slid it across the counter. ‘I don’t mind telling you, I wish those slitherers had never been discovered.’
‘I expect Amarjargel Oidov feels the same,’ said Ruby, thinking back to the conservationist’s almost-murder. Oidov had made a full recovery, but it had been a close call. Now Ruby could see, as she scanned the evening paper, that the prize-winning conservationist Oidov was working alongside the scientific institute, and they were together:
‘STUDYING THE YELLOW SNAKES, THEIR DIET AND THEIR ENVIRONMENT, WHICH REMAIN A CLOSELY GUARDED SECRET.’
It was their diet, which included a rare and unnamed mushroom with rumoured life-enhancing powers, that had sparked this fad for unusual fungi.
Ruby read on.
‘THE RESEARCH PROGRAMME IS BEING CONDUCTED IN SECRECY. THE SCIENTISTS ARE WORKING WITH A HIGHLY QUALIFIED DIETARY EXPERT FROM SEVILLE, SPAIN.’
Ruby had a pretty good idea who this dietician might be.
Mrs Digby continued to burble on about the snakes. ‘They say those reptiles hold a secret, but if you ask me the only secret they hold is how to get you dead lickety split – one bite and you’re a goner.’
‘Plenty of snakes will get you dead,’ said Ruby. ‘Though you’re right about the venom; it is unusual. The skins are kinda spectacular too. I mean there are plenty of people who might want to bump off Oidov and turn her yellow snakes into handbags.’
‘Just the thought of it makes me queasy,’ Mrs Digby shivered. ‘What I would kill for is a half-pound of these hen of the woods.’
‘Have you tried the grocers on Green Street?’
Mrs Digby rolled her eyes. ‘You think I was born this morning?’ she said. ‘If Green’s stocked such a thing then I would go to Green’s, but these are no ordinary mushrooms.’
‘So maybe the farmers’ market would have them?’ suggested Ruby. ‘They have pretty exotic vegetables.’
‘These are exoticker,’ said Mrs Digby.
‘Exoticker?’ repeated Ruby.
‘More exotic,’ said Mrs Digby. ‘More exotic than what the farmers’ market sell. These you have to forage for and even then you gotta be lucky, and I don’t have the time to be lucky nor the inclination to go roaming through the forests of Minnesota trying to spot a hen of the woods.’
Ruby shrugged. ‘So substitute.’
‘What with, might I ask?’
‘I don’t know,’ said Ruby. ‘How about button mushrooms?’
Mrs Digby shook her head. ‘What you don’t know about cooking is a lot.’
Which was true.
The phone rang and Ruby picked up.
‘Pest control, we spray you pay.’
‘Hey Ruby, it’s us! We’re in Paris!’
‘Mom?’
‘Oui, but of course.’
‘Ciao ciao Ruby!’
‘Dad?’
‘Yes, it’s me.’
‘How are you?’
‘Well, the weather here is très froid you know, and there’s neige.’
‘What? You mean snow?’
‘Uh huh, lots and lots of neige, the airport is still closed.’
‘So when are you likely to make it home?’
‘Ooh la la – heaven only knows.’
‘Would you like to talk to Mrs Digby?’
‘Oui, yes, if you please s’il vous plait.’
Ruby handed the phone to the housekeeper and left them to it.
Maybe she’d have a go at solving Mrs Digby’s fungus problem.
Ruby might not know a lot about how to get her hands on a hen of the woods, but she knew someone who probably did.
Chapter 6.
Larger fish to fry
IT WOULD BE BETTER NOT TO LET MRS DIGBY know who Ruby was planning to call; it would almost certainly put the housekeeper in a very sour mood.
Ruby climbed the stairs to her room at the top of the house and there used her private telephone line to make the call. She had quite a collection of phones in all shapes and designs. From lobster to squirrel, donut to clam shell.
She picked up the squirrel and dialled.
‘Hola,’ said the voice at the end of the line.
‘Hey there, Consuela, it’s Ruby as in Redfort,’ said Ruby.
‘Don’t tell me, you’re sick because you’re eating all that garbage food. I bet you have pimples.’
‘No,’ said Ruby, checking her face in the mirror.
‘It’s your eyesight; you’re not eating your kale?’ said Consuela.
‘Well …’ said Ruby.
‘You got bad vision because you don’t eat your kale,’ said Consuela.
‘I have bad eyesight because of genetics,’ said Ruby. ‘I’m all with you on the good diet theory, but eggs is eggs and facts are facts.’
‘Facts you know, and yet still you eat all that junk,’ said Consuela. ‘So why are you calling?’
‘I just wanted to congratulate you on your new job.’
Silence, then, ‘What new job is that?’
‘I read you are working for the scientific institute, so I guess you’re looking at the diet of those snakes.’
Silence.
‘What snakes?’
‘The yellow snakes.’
‘That was not in the paper,’ said Consuela. ‘This is all on the low down.’
‘Downlow,’ corrected Ruby.
‘Downlow, low down, is no matter, what I am saying is it is not to be chitter-chatted about.’
‘I know,’ said Ruby, ‘I just sort of figured it out.’
‘Well, I hope you will figure out how to keep your mouth shut,’ said Consuela. ‘So why are you calling when I’m all busy and up to my eyes cooking?’
‘I thought you might be able to help me with an ingredient.’
Ruby explained and Consuela listened and then thought about it, clucked her tongue and told Ruby to hang on and hung up.
While Ruby waited she took the opportunity to look up in her encyclopaedia just what might make these mushrooms worth the trouble.
Maitake: (also known as Hen of the Woods or Ram’s Head) a choice delicacy, known to have many health benefits, including boosting the immune system and improving blood pressure. Grows in large circular clusters of spoon-shaped caps at the base of oak trees, grey on top and white beneath. September-November. Spores when magnified are elliptical and smooth.
Makes a nourishing and meaty mushroom ste
w.
Twenty minutes later, Consuela called back with a name.
‘You have to go to Mo’s store, he’s … what do you say …’
‘A mycologist?’
‘A heart pounder.’
‘Say again?’
‘Que guapo.’
‘Really?’
‘I asked him out and guess what he says – “maybe”. What good is maybe! His store is Daily Supplies in Little Mountain Side,’ she said. ‘No one else will have them, not late in the year as it is.’
‘Where’s Little Mountain Side?’ said Ruby.
‘Look it up,’ said Consuela. ‘I got larger fish to fry,’ and the call was over.
After supper Ruby did just that, first checking the map that covered the walls of the guest bathroom off the downstairs hall – no sign of Little Mountain Side.
Must be out of town, she thought.
She went into her dad’s home office and found a map of the surrounding area and spread it out on the desk. It was not, as she had expected, somewhere near Little Bear, nor was it to the north-east in the Wolf Paw range. Little Mountain Side turned out to be quite a way south of Ridgepoint, which was probably why Ruby had never heard of it: to get there meant a detour off the Pine Forest Pass as the town was tucked away on the far side of the second Sequoia Mountain.
Mrs Digby had recently given up ‘getting behind the wheel of an automobile’ due to the ‘volume of numbskulls on the roads’, (her words) and so unless she could find someone willing to pick the mushrooms up for her, it was going to be a morning’s bus ride for the old lady.
Ruby thought for a minute.
Maybe I’ll do her a good turn, make that bus trip myself, discover a new part of the world and clock up some girl scout points while I’m at it. To be honest Ruby could use the good press; after she’d been caught up in a street brawl (not her fault) and had been issued with six hours community service, her angel status had waned. The chance saving of Baby Lemon had restored a little of her good-kid status, but topping it up would do no harm.
If she was honest this was only part of the reason for making the trip. There were tales about the Sequoia Mountains which more than piqued her curiosity. Rumours of unidentified flying objects and little green men appealed to Ruby Redfort, and while she doubted any of them were based on fact, she wouldn’t mind taking a look for herself.
That decided, Ruby kicked off her shoes, switched on the portable TV and slumped into the beanbag, clicking through the channels until she reached Horror on 44.
A dark-haired girl dressed in a check shirt, jeans, but no shoes, was sitting at home with her dog. She was listening to music on her record player, and the dog was asleep. The girl sipped lemonade while flipping through a comic. Then all of a sudden the hound began to howl.
‘Hey there, Rex,’ said the girl, ‘what are you barking at?’ She stared into the dark.
‘There’s nothing out there.’ The dog continued to whimper.
The camera panned out of the window and into the woodland. In the darkness something moved.
Ruby looked over at Bug. He was fast asleep, no howling, no whimpering.
Her thoughts strayed to the strange happenings of recent weeks.
She picked up her pencil.
To date there were three known dangerous criminals wanted by Spectrum 8:
The Count: a psychopath, thief and murderer with no real motivation for his evil deeds, other than the prevention of boredom and the pursuit of pleasure. What Ruby now knew for sure was that he was working for someone else, and what he had recently imparted during their crypt encounter was that he wasn’t particularly keen on the arrangement any more. However, what wasn’t clear was how he had come to be in the power of another, nor who that individual could be.
The Australian: a close acquaintance of the Count and equally ruthless.
Ruby was not sure what drew these two together, but guessed they had known each other for more than a few years. It would seem the Count had requested the Australian’s assistance to help tie up loose ends; they trusted each other, and from the way the Count had talked, he had great respect for her.
Lorelei: estranged daughter of the Australian and sometime employee of the Count. Lorelei was a law unto herself, that was beyond doubt now. She had gone rogue, betrayed the Count twice (there would be no third chance) and was hell-bent on raining havoc and destruction on those who strayed across her path – which put Ruby well and truly in the firing line.
Then of course there was the mole, the double agent, the traitor, puppet master, bad egg, bad apple … Call them what you liked, someone was pulling the strings; the question was, who?
And the Count was scared.
Not exactly a soothing thought. What kind of soul could make a soulless monster tremble?
The girl on the TV was getting twitchy: she was beginning to feel sure something was lurking out there in the darkness.
Ruby got up and went over to her own window and stood there looking out into the black. Somewhere something evil lurked. It was a big wild world and this dark soul could be a thousand miles away. They could be watching from Mars or they might be just around the next bend in the Dry River Road. However, what seemed most likely of all, was that this enemy was already within and stalking the corridors of Spectrum.
The sixty-four-thousand dollar question was:
This dark soul, could it really be LB?
HQ was on high alert, Spectrum 1 was in charge of the investigating team, security had been ramped up to carmine level, protection at Spectrum 8 had never been higher, but it was hard to feel reassured. After all, how does one protect oneself when the evil lies on the inside? From the safety of Green-Wood House, Ruby considered her options.
When you are written large on a psychopath’s hit list, do you:
A: Stay indoors, turn the locks, switch off the lights, hide under the covers and wait for someone else to do something?
B: Brush up on your kung fu moves, wrap up warm, get out there, root out trouble and save yourself?
She tapped her pencil against her head.
The idea of being a sitting duck until another agent pulled the clues together, identified the mole and rounded up these murderers was not an appealing one.
‘Sit tight’ was a Spectrum watchword, but as far as Ruby could tell, this was no time to be taking orders from Spectrum.
She smiled sadly.
It could only be option two.
Death or glory, she thought.
Meanwhile –
some eleven and
a half years ago …
… the guy lying on the side of the road looked up at the old man and saw the fear in his face.
‘Am I … alive?’
The old man nodded. ‘It would seem so.’
‘You … OK …?’ stammered the guy. ‘You … look … like you’re … gonna … faint.’
The old man was shrugging off his jacket. He pulled a penknife from his pocket and he began cutting at the sleeve of his own shirt, tearing it right off and wrapping it around the bleeding guy’s leg.
‘My name, should you be wondering, is Lenny Rivers.’ He was working quickly but methodically, binding the wound tight, trying to stop all that blood leaking onto the road.
‘Pleased to … meet … you … Len …’
‘So what hit you friend, a truck?’ The poor guy was a real mess, the worst thing Lenny had ever seen, except for that time when he’d found a hunter who’d been attacked by a bear. That fella hadn’t made it. ‘Was it one of those haulage trucks smashed into you?’ he asked.
The guy smiled faintly. ‘The fun … the funny thing … is … I … don’t re-mem-ber.’
‘Musta been going at a fair old lick,’ Lenny tutted. ‘Either didn’t see you or just decided to leave you for dead.’
‘I guess,’ said the injured guy, his eyes closing slowly.
‘Hang in there,’ said Lenny, more to himself than to the half-dead fellow lying there on the ground.
He’d do what he could, but this poor soul’s ticket was punched, Lenny Rivers was sure of that.
‘So what do they call you?’ Lenny asked.
One thing Lenny Rivers knew for a certainty was, he’d want to hear his name spoken aloud one final time if he was about to float heavenwards. But the wounded man was already slipping away, his focus gone. ‘Hey there son, don’t leave me, tell me what you go by.’ Lenny gently tapped the injured man’s bloodstained cheek. ‘Stick with me pal, you must have a name, right?’
The guy’s eyelids flickered and opened one last time. He was staring beyond Lenny as if his eyes saw some other figure standing behind him. ‘Loveday,’ he said. ‘It was Morgan … Loveday.’
Chapter 7.
One bad apple or two?
THE SOAP RANG IN THE BATHROOM the next morning and Ruby spat out her toothpaste and picked up.
‘So what were you going to tell me?’ asked Clancy. Ruby could hear his little sister Olive in the background, talking to someone.
‘Who’s there with you?’ asked Ruby.
‘Olive,’ said Clancy.
‘But who’s she talking to?’ asked Ruby.
‘Buttercup,’ said Clancy.
Silence.
‘Her doll,’ said Clancy.
Ruby listened for a moment. ‘Jeepers,’ she said.
‘Exactly,’ said Clancy. ‘So what were you going to tell me?’
‘Well, I’m not going to say it over the phone, am I, buster?’
‘Of course you’re not, bozo. I was wondering if you’d like the pleasure of my company, plus if I have to listen to more of this dolly talk I’m gonna go crazy.’
‘Anyone would,’ said Ruby. ‘Is she like this most days?’
‘Try every day,’ said Clancy.
‘I’ll meet you in a half hour, usual place.’
The usual place was the tree on Amster. They met there when they wanted to be completely alone and out of sight. It was December and the tree’s branches were bare and so the oak would not provide any cover, but at least sitting high in its boughs meant they were a long way from eavesdroppers and interrupters. It was as they sat up in the oak that Ruby filled her friend in on everything she had omitted to tell him before.
