There, nestled in a dry and cracked Styrofoam casing, was a long dark green metal tube, with a handle about a third of the way from one end. There was also a sighting mechanism and a few other odds and ends, and a projectile with fins, about thirty inches long. More Cyrillic writing decorated the tubing.
I closed the cover.
And it was the creaking floor that saved me.
* * *
—
I spun on my feet, ducking my head and raising my left shoulder, as Len Molowski charged in, swinging an ax. The blade bounced off my raised shoulder, sliced into my left ear and struck the wall. Len was shouting something incomprehensible and I backed away, tripping over the kitchen chair and falling flat on my ass on the barn floor. With a triumphant bellow, he took three steps toward me, ax raised high in the air, eyes glaring, face red, mouth twisted in anger, and by then I had frantically dug under my coat and pulled out my 9mm.
I pointed it up at him, both hands tight in the approved shooting grip, and snapped back the hammer. The clicking sound seemed to echo in the tiny room and he paused, ax in midair, the portrait of a frustrated lumberjack.
My voice was calmer than I thought possible. “Right now I’m bleeding, Len, and when I’m bleeding, I tend to get upset, and when I’m upset, my trigger finger gets shaky. So toss the ax out into the barn and I won’t be upset anymore. Understand?”
He stood there for just a moment, puffing and breathing hard, face still red. Then he tossed the ax, where it clanged off the John Deere tractor, and said, “You’re trespassing. You’re on my property. You get the hell off before I call the cops.”
“Sure,” I said. “Sounds like a good idea. And when you tell them about the trespasser in your barn, I’ll tell them about the Soviet military officer named Leonid Malenkov, who owns said barn with surface-to-air missiles and other delights, and who’s been in this country illegally for about forty years. Care to guess who’d they be more interested in?”
His eyes flickered to me and then to the ax, and I knew he was regretting having tossed it. Then he collapsed. His face whitened, his shoulders slumped, and he nodded, a sharp little motion.
“So, you’ve come,” he said. “CIA? FBI? What is your name? What do you want?”
I motioned to the kitchen chair. “The name is Owen. I want you to sit down on that chair. And then we’ll talk. And please don’t insult me by thinking I work for either of those agencies. Right now I’m an independent contractor who’s feeling particularly ornery.”
* * *
—
A couple of minutes later, I had sloppily tied my handkerchief to my left ear, which was throbbing and hurt like hell but offered the advantage of allowing me to focus my mind. Len sat in the chair, thick hands folded on his lap. I sat on the table next to the radio, gently swinging my legs beneath me as I kept my 9mm pointed in his direction.
“Bomber gap, right?” I asked.
He looked at me, brow furrowed, eyes unblinking. “I don’t know what you mean.”
“Look, this will go a hell of a lot easier if we don’t play games, Len. I know your background, your real name.” I waved my pistol in the general direction of the hill I had climbed earlier. “You’ve got half a dozen handheld surface-to-air missiles—they look like an experimental version of the SA-7 Grail, right? And you’re living next door to a Strategic Air Command base, supposedly chock-full of nuclear-armed B-52 bombers, just waiting for the word to take off and head up over the Arctic Circle and incinerate your motherland.”
I waggled the pistol back and forth.
“Deep cover mission, right? You and probably a couple of dozen comrades, you took up residence near Air Force bases in the US, maybe even Britain and Turkey and other places. You wait for the word, and when the word comes, and when those B-52s are rolling down those runways during an alert, you’re ready for them. A couple of surface-to-air missiles later, you’ve got flaming B-52 wreckage everywhere. You and your comrades have taken care of the situation, right here in the enemy’s backyard.”
Len was quiet, but his head moved just a bit, as if he were nodding. “Bomber gap,” I said. “Back in the fifties and early sixties, the US thought there was a bomber gap, that you folks had more and better bombers than we did. And you know what? There was a bomber gap, but on the other side. We had bigger and better bombers, and your leaders, they must have been scared. They must have looked for something to tip the balance in their favor. Something quick and dirty and cheap. And they came up with you, am I right?”
A quick, almost embarrassed nod, and then he talked rapidly, like he was finally glad to tell someone of what he had done. “Yes. We were young, committed, all volunteers. We were told it would be a long, hazardous mission. But we did what we had to do. You had us ringed with bases, your NATO, your missiles. Your generals boasted of destroying us in a fortnight.”
He folded his arms and stared at the far wall. “We were sworn to secrecy and taken to a remote area in Soviet Asia, near Alma-Ata. We were trained and retrained on how to fire our missiles. We fired them in the air at first, and then at drones, and then…”
He looked up at me. “Hard to say now, even years later. Last, we fired them at aircraft piloted by real pilots. American pilots, captured during the Korean War a few years earlier. They were told that if they could fly these jets and survive, that they could go home.”
A shrug. “None did, of course.”
I touched the bloody handkerchief on my ear. “Of course. And so you were sent here, to wait. And wait some more. What was that like?”
“I lived as a Maine farmer, every day hating this place and its people. Bah. No culture, no sense of family, no real life. Just scratch a living out of this poor dirt and screw your neighbors.”
“Why didn’t you go home?’’
“Home,” he said, twisting his face as if the word itself was sour. “First, I have no money for such a trip.” He looked up at me, fists clenched. “And what kind of home awaits me? The stupid bastards! They gave it all up. All of it! And without a fight.”
“Miss the old Soviet Union, do you?” I asked.
Len glared at me. “What do you think, you fool? At one time we were the mightiest empire in the world. We started with nothing, nothing at all. A backward peasant country dismembered by war, and in less than a decade, we were making you and your allies tremble. We meant something. We were powerful, we strode across the world stage, and now…” He nearly spat out the words. “Then we gave it all up, and for what? We have a drunken clown as a president. We have whores in Red Square and the Mafia ruling our cities, and that is what we have as we leave this century.”
I looked around at the old gear and the radio and said, “How long since you’ve had contact from home? Five years? Ten?”
A shrug. “That sounds about right.”
“In case you haven’t noticed, your target air base has been closed for some years now,” I said. “And the country you worked for doesn’t even exist. There are ways of getting money. Why in hell didn’t you pack it up and leave?”
He folded his arms, jutted out his jaw.
“Because I am a Soviet soldier. I follow my orders. And my orders are to stay here and keep watch on this base. I cannot predict the future. The old Communists may come back into power. This air base may be used again by your Air Force. I am not a coward, and I do not shirk my duty. I stay here and follow my orders.”
I shook my head. “You know, there’s a guy I just met that you should talk with. You two would probably get along. Old soldiers from old empires, still fighting in the middle of the wreckage and debris.”
‘‘And you, you are not an old soldier?”
“At one time I was, but things have changed.”
“Then why are you here? To arrest me? Bring me back to your superiors?”
I lowered my pistol, aimed in his direction. “
You see, that’s the problem. I was sent here to kill you.”
And with that, I pulled the trigger of the 9mm twice.
* * *
—
Back at home and exhausted after my nights and days in the Maine woods, I slept late. After I unloaded the new clothing and toys I had bought up on my way to Cardiff, I went to my little upstairs office and my computer, and, remembering certain things that Eric had taught me, did a little research in the wild reaches of the world wide web.
Mr. Smith was as good as his word and arrived the next day. I watched from my upstairs office, flanked by my new toys, as the dark blue LTD bumped up the dirt driveway, and the two men started walking to the house. Old master and new master. They weren’t very different.
I waited for the knock on the door before I wrapped some things up and went down to the kitchen. Special Agent Cameron and Mr. Smith stood at the door, the FBI man looking like he was on his way to the dentist, the government man with a large grin on his face.
“Am I being graced with both of you today?” I asked.
Cameron said, “I’ll wait on the steps.”
He sat down gingerly on the stone steps to my house as Smith came into the kitchen. We sat at the table and I said, “Later this morning someone’s coming to pump out my septic tank, and I’d rather spend the time looking into my septic tank than at you, Mr. Smith, so let’s make this quick.”
He smiled, self-satisfied. “You did well. Very good.”
I made a show of looking surprised.
“Surveillance. You guys were watching me.”
A happy nod. “That we were.”
“Your folks were good. Didn’t notice a thing.”
“They’re the best.”
“And what did they notice?” I asked.
Smith leaned back in the kitchen chair, the old wood groaning under the pressure. “They saw you conduct yourself well, performing a surveillance of the property for three days. They saw the target return early, and they heard two gunshots. They then saw you back up the target’s pickup truck to the barn, stuff him in an old feed bag in the rear of the truck and then drive out at about midnight. On a bridge spanning the Queebunk River, you dumped your load, returned to the property. Then you left. Our team moved in, checked the bullet holes in the wall and the blood on the floor. We also found the evidence of the target’s connection to Soviet military intelligence. Like I said, nicely done. There was even a typewritten note for the mailman, asking him to take care of the dog. You’re an oldie and a softie, Owen.”
I kept my hands steady on top of the table. “So I did a good job for you and your government friends, killing an old man who’s no longer a threat to this country?”
The chair came down with a thunk.
“Owen, in our little agency, we decide who’s a threat or not. And then we decide what to do. And in this case, you did exactly as we asked by killing that old man. Very good.”
“Really?” I asked.
“Not bad at all. In fact, we may extend our little agreement with you, have you perform a few other…unusual tasks.”
My voice was flat. “In other words, you want to hire a killer.”
“If you want to be blunt.”
I looked down at the table, slowly shook my head. “Sorry. I’m not feeling well, and I have to go to the bathroom.” I looked up and said, “Being retired and all, sometimes your body betrays you.”
He waved a hand in the air. “Sure. You run along. We’ll talk in a few minutes.”
I got up from the kitchen table and went upstairs. Ten minutes later, I flushed the toilet and went to the head of the stairs. “Smith!” I called down. “Come up here for a moment, will you?”
I went into my office and was rummaging around in the closet as he came in and looked at my bookshelves and my humble computer, humming along on my desk. I came out of the closet with my 9mm and in one snap-quick motion, I inserted the barrel into his left ear.
“Hey!” he said, hands raised. With my free hand, I put a finger to my lips.
“Shush,” I said. “Come over here and sit down. That’s right, in front of the computer.”
We moved slowly and I tried to keep everything focused, for I could feel something from him, a coiled sense of energy like a rattlesnake ready to strike. I said, “In less than five minutes, Smith, you’ll be free to go, but if you try anything sneaky, anything at all, I’ll blow your damn head off. Understand?”
“You’d be in a world of hurt,” he said, no longer smiling.
“Not really,” I said. “I don’t think Special Agent Cameron would miss you that much, and in this county, I would only have to explain to the police and my neighbors and a couple of lawyers how I came to shoot a trespasser in my house. Perhaps I’d get a stretch, but in less than a month everything would be back to normal again, except that salesmen wouldn’t dare come down that driveway. Have a seat.”
He did, settling himself heavily into the chair. I pushed the pistol into his ear just a little more for emphasis, and I said, “Take hold of the mouse, and double-click on that little icon in the upper left-hand column.”
Smith did, and through the connection of the pistol against his head, I felt his body tense up. “What the hell is this?” he demanded, his voice a step above a strained whisper.
“Oh, I’m quite proud of it,” I said.
“This is my very first webpage. See the nice headline, about a government conspiracy to murder old Soviets? Pretty catchy, don’t you think? And right below that are half a dozen little thumbnail pictures of you, Smith, as you came up to my house a while ago. Digital cameras are amazing, aren’t they? You can process and download pictures instantly. And you’d be surprised at what you can do with a microphone, some long wire and a cassette recorder. See those little speaker icons on the bottom? Double-click on the left one, why don’t you.”
His hand moved grudgingly and after the little snap-snap of the mouse came Smith’s voice, coming from my computer’s twin speakers. “Owen, in our little agency, we decide who’s a threat or not. And then we decide what to do. And in this case, you did exactly as we asked by killing that old man. Very good.”
I took a deep breath, feeling that intoxicating rush of putting everything on the line against a dangerous foe. “To repeat something you said, first time we met, the clock is running. You don’t have any time for arguing. This page is up and active. I’ve posted messages to a dozen Internet discussion groups, inviting them to check out my webpage. And every second you argue, every second you try to wiggle out of what’s going on, that means dozens and hundreds and thousands of visitors are going to see your lovely face and hear your thoughtful words. Think your bosses will be impressed next time they do your employee evaluation?”
“What do you want?” he asked, and as his shoulders sagged, I knew I had won.
“I close down the webpage, and you leave here and never come back, and none of your friends ever bother me again. Agreed?”
“Agreed,” he said with about as much enthusiasm as a man agreeing to have a toenail removed with a chisel.
“Oh,” I said. “One more thing. Stop bothering Special Agent Cameron. He’s no friend of mine, but I’m used to him.”
I pulled the pistol out of his ear and stepped back. He stood up, his face mottled red, his fists clenched. “Agreed.”
I went over to the computer, double-clicked that, downloaded this, and in a moment the screen was blank.
Smith said, “You bastard.”
I smiled. “That’s the nicest thing that you’ve ever said to me.”
* * *
—
Outside, as Smith stomped his way over to the parked LTD, I said to Cameron, “A moment of your time, Agent Cameron.”
He looked over at me with tired eyes, and for the first time since he had first come to check up on me, I felt
sorry for him.
“Yes? What do you want?”
What I wanted was to sit him down in my kitchen and talk to him, to find out what he saw in his mind’s eye, his memory of that awful time in Waco and what happened that caused the torching of scores of people, setting off fuses that killed hundreds of people more, and to find out how he made it through, day after day.
But I said, “You owe me.”
A slow nod. “You may be right. What do you have in mind?”
I told him. He thought about it for a moment, cocked his head.
“You got a deal,” he said.
The LTD’s horn blew twice as Smith leaned over and hammered the steering wheel, and Cameron managed a wan smile as he walked away.
“I don’t envy you the ride back,” I called out.
“Actually, I’m looking forward to it,” he said.
* * *
—
Two days later I was driving north, Miriam at my side, holding my hand. She said, “I know Eric’s big enough to hold down the store and close it up by himself tonight, but damn it, I don’t like being kept in the dark like this.”
“In a few minutes, all will be revealed,” I said, driving easily with one hand. “I have a secret plan, m’dear.”
“You do?” she asked, eyes a touch playful. “And what’s that?”
I squeezed her hand. “If I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret, now, would it.”
She shook her head, muttered “you” and looked out the window.
But she didn’t take her hand away. After a while of driving, I turned right into the parking area of a small airport. The familiar sign said FEARLESS FERN’S FLYING SERVICE. She looked over at me, surprised. “What are we doing here?”
“You’ll see soon enough,” I said.
We got out of my truck and I grabbed her hand again as we walked around a small hangar. A Cessna was waiting, engine grumbling, propeller turning, and a bearded man standing under the wing nodded at me and I nodded back. Miriam tried to say something, but I pretended the noise of the engine was too loud. A few minutes later, seated in the rear and with earphones on and seat belts fastened, we were in the air, the bearded man piloting.
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