by Jose Moreno
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The very next day, they explicitly gave form to their ideas. As always, they met at the park, but they carried out two conversations: not only they assembled to discuss non-libidinal issues, but also they communicated with paper notes their vandalism ideals. It was on this day that they dared to call themselves Functio-vandals and, on a wrinkled paper, they explicitly wrote the principles of their spontaneous manifesto:
“THE MANIFESTO OF THE FUNCTIO- VANDALS
We seek the liberation of the human spirit. Functiomatons imprison and kill human spirit.
We seek and destroy only functiomatons not any being with consciousness.
We seek to return humanity to nature and away from technology.
We seek a communitarian society free from individual power.
We seek conscientious beings to join our struggle.
¡Que viva la revolución!”
Martin Hernández
Mary Derrick
Carl Coppola
Barón Cortez
