by Becky Clark
1 DOWN: DEATH BY HOMICIDE
Quinn Carr wishes her life could be more like a crossword puzzle: neat, orderly, and perfectly arranged. At least her passion for puzzles, flair for words—and mild case of OCD—have landed her a gig creating crosswords for the local paper. But if she ever hopes to move out of her parents’ house, she can’t give up her day job as a waitress. She needs the tips. But when a customer ends up dead at her table—face down in biscuits and gravy—Quinn needs to get a clue to find whodunit . . .
6 LETTERS, STARTS WITH “M”
It turns out that solving a murder is a lot harder than a creating a crossword. Quinn has plenty of suspects—up, down, and across. One of them is her boss, the owner of the diner who shares a culinary past with the victim. Two of them are ex-wives, her boss’s and the victim’s. A third complication is the Chief of Police who refuses to allow much investigation, preferring the pretense that their town has no crime. To solve this mystery, Quinn has to think outside the boxes—before the killer gets the last word . . .
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Becky Clark
LYRICAL UNDERGROUND
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Contents
Books by Becky Clark
Puzzling Ink
Contents
Copyright
Dedication
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
RECIPES
Georgeanne’s Pretzel Pancakes
Georgeanne’s Redneck Ravioli
Acknowledgments
Meet Becky Clark
Copyright
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First Electronic Edition: November 2020
ISBN-13: 978-1-5161-1063-6 (ebook)
ISBN-10: 1-5161-1063-3 (ebook)
First Print Edition: November 2020
ISBN-13: 978-1-5161-1066-7
ISBN-10: 1-5161-1066-8
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Dedication
Hey, Dad … this one’s for you.
I did it in ink.
Chapter 1
The perfection of a pristine crossword puzzle grid always made Quinn Carr’s pleasure center buzz. Like being touched by the hands of a lover, but better. Not that she’d felt that in a while, but she had a vague memory.
The puzzle was orderly. Symmetrical. No chaos. No mess. No negotiation. Only one correct answer.
A puzzle grid never looked at you funny when you agonized over some marketing sociopath who couldn’t understand that “pepper, black” was worlds apart from “black pepper.”
Crossword puzzles never judged you. Unlike the people who thought they knew all about you simply because you were in your thirties, had to move home with your parents, and needed—needed—to alphabetize their spices before you could continue creating the crossword puzzle for the local Chestnut Station Chronicle.
Quinn placed the turmeric next to the sesame seeds, not at all happy with the varying sizes of containers. Christmas was six months away. Maybe a new spice rack with matching jars would be a good present for her mom. But would that make her worry I was slipping? I could say it wasn’t about me at all. Just trying to bring out her inner Julia Child.
Georgeanne, Quinn’s mom, definitely needed to get in touch with her inner Julia Child. Or Betty Crocker. Or even that Gorton’s fisherman. Anyone who could help with her culinary endeavors.
As if on cue, Georgeanne shoved a cupcake with white frosting toward Quinn’s face.
“Taste this. I’m experimenting with cumin.”
“Gross.” Quinn twisted away from the distinctively intense chili flavoring, returning to her laptop at the kitchen table.
Georgeanne glanced at her phone and laughed, clearly in the middle of a text conversation with someone, maybe one of her piano students.
Georgeanne’s dimples deepened as they did whenever she smiled, which was pretty much constantly. Quinn loved those dimples despite the fact they were not symmetrical. It was quite obvious that her mother’s cheeks didn’t match. When Quinn was young, she’d gently tilt Georgeanne’s head so the dimples would cross the same imaginary line bisecting her face. As she got older she learned she could simply tilt her own head if she wanted symmetry in her mother. Quinn had read once that the attractiveness of a face was in direct proportion to how symmetrical it was, but she had scoffed. Everything about her mother was appealing. Except maybe when she shoved a cumin cupcake in your face.
Quinn’s dad, Dan, intercepted the cupcake intended for Quinn and took a big bite. He accepted the culinary abomination with the good cheer of someone who hadn’t been subjected to it for thirty-some years. Quinn admired her dad’s skill at diplomacy. Was it possible he actually liked his wife’s cooking? The world would never know.
“Hm.” He chewed thoughtfully, frowning slightly. “The cumin is interesting, but what kind of frosting is that?”
Georgeanne beamed. “That white frosting is miso”—she pointed to the others— “the red is smoked paprika, and the blue is just food coloring I added to a can of cream of mushroom soup.”
“You’ve done it again, Georgie.” Dan polished off the cupcake, then gave Quinn a kiss on the top of her head. “Solving a crossword or making one?”
“Making one.”
“What’s the theme?”
“Over. Like overshadow, overactive, overcharge, overexpose.”
Georgeanne cocked her head. “Not Fourth of July?”
“That ran in the last edition. You overlooked it.”
“Don’t overreact. Aren’t you going to be late for work?”
“Overexcited to get me out of here?”
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p; “Trying to overcome my separation anxiety from my favorite child.”
“Only child, but point well-taken. Jake’s not opening the diner until after the parade. Nobody will be in before that.” Quinn gestured toward the cupcakes. “I can help carry those to your booth if you want.”
“I’m overwhelmed with joy for the offer.” Georgeanne dipped a rubber scraper into the bowl of red frosting. “I need to finish these first, though.”
Quinn marveled at her mother’s ability to do so many things at once: Mix, taste, and adjust the flavors of three different kinds of frosting and create a huge pot of Dan’s oatmeal, all while texting someone.
Same with Dan. Running his own independent insurance agency meant he had to understand and keep up-to-date on multiple companies’ policies and all the different lines of insurance, like homeowners, auto, health, and liability, and even obscure ones like bed bug and kidnapping coverage. He also had to juggle, and often soothe, the varied personalities of his employees, clients, attorneys, and insurance company contacts.
It was a superpower lost on Quinn, who maintained the right way to do anything was from beginning to end. Dan often came home from the office talking about all the fires he’d had to put out over the course of the day. If Quinn was in charge, the agency would have burned down—hopefully only metaphorically—many times over.
If she were in Georgeanne’s shoes, she would have made the cupcakes yesterday so they’d be cool enough to frost today. Then she would have made the white frosting and frosted one-third of the cupcakes. Then made the red and frosted the second third. Then the blue. Of course, she’d also have used only food coloring and not miso, paprika, and mushroom soup, but that was an entirely different can of worms.
It was beyond Quinn how her parents could shift activities and trains of thought in such a nimble manner. She watched with increasing alarm one day while Georgeanne parked the vacuum in the center of the living room—with less than half of it cleaned—to go take a load of laundry from the dryer. But did she then fold it? No. She left it on the couch while she washed the pots that had been soaking in the sink. And she didn’t even dry them before returning to fold the laundry. Quinn had needed to leave the house in case Georgeanne decided to weave cloth for new drapes, or draft a screenplay, or climb Machu Picchu before finishing with the vacuuming.
She realized later that a good daughter would have vacuumed the rest of the room, but that’s not what she had been focused on.
“Eat some breakfast, Dan,” Georgeanne said. “I already made your oatmeal.”
Dan and Quinn exchanged a smile behind Georgeanne’s back. For the 8,000 years they’d been married, Georgeanne had been making Dan oatmeal for breakfast. In the beginning it was normal oatmeal, like most people ate. But over the years, Georgeanne increasingly expressed her creativity through her cooking. These days, Dan’s oatmeal was virtually unrecognizable, buried under layers of dried and fresh fruit, nuts, seeds, roasted chickpeas, basil, and tarragon. The pièce de résistance, however, was the artfully arranged spoonful of dill pickle relish on top. This flourish was added after Georgeanne heard a Japanese chef extol the virtues of “eating with your eyes,” something Quinn desperately wanted to learn, if it meant she needn’t use her mouth.
Quinn had never once seen her father refuse to eat something Georgeanne prepared, or even grimace in the slightest. Quinn tried to emulate him as much as possible because Georgeanne was the sweetest, kindest, best mother on the planet, but more often than she wanted, a wrinkled nose and a “gross” escaped her lips. Luckily, Georgeanne was the sweetest, kindest, best mother on the planet, and such comments slid right off her like she was coated in Teflon.
Dan scooped a spoon into his hearty bowl of oatmeal and offered it to Quinn.
“No thanks, Dad. I already ate.” Since Quinn had boomeranged back home a few weeks back, she’d learned to set an early alarm, drag herself out of bed, and force herself to eat a few bites of cereal before Georgeanne padded into the kitchen to begin her culinary calamities. Now that she had to be at the diner before seven, she had an excuse and it wasn’t even awkward anymore. It also served to hide from her mother how little appetite she had these days. No need to encourage that kind of scrutiny.
Dan finished his oatmeal just as Quinn put the finishing touches on the remaining clues for the puzzle.
“Knock, knock.” Rico Lopez stuck his head in the back door.
“Rico, you’re just in time for oatmeal.” Georgeanne opened the cupboard for another bowl.
“Sorry, Mrs. Carr. I can’t. I’m on duty.”
“Hence the uniform.” Quinn smiled. Rico dodged that bullet.
Georgeanne detached the top from a blue frosted cupcake. “Well, just a taste of this, then. I’d like your opinion.”
Everyone knew Rico couldn’t tell a lie. It was his albatross. When Quinn and Rico were kids, if Georgeanne suspected that Quinn was fudging the truth, all she had to do was ask Rico. If he attempted even the tiniest of fibs, he’d wrinkle and twitch his nose like a bunny sniffing ammonia. “Has Quinn been smoking? Did she ditch chemistry on Thursday? When are report cards coming out?”
Being best friends with Rico was like being perpetually hooked up to a lie detector. She learned early on to keep Rico out of the really important loops, especially ones where direct questions might be asked of him.
Rico broke off a small bit of the cupcake. He swallowed fast, a trick he’d learned from Quinn. Fewer taste buds got assaulted. “It’s…something I’ve never had before.”
Truth won again.
Dan held out his hand for the rest of Rico’s cupcake.
“Why do you have a fish in a bag, Officer?” Quinn asked. “Is this some sort of fishy perp walk?”
“Oh.” Rico held the clear plastic bag aloft and peered in. “I helped Abe set up his booth at the festival and he paid me in goldfish. It’s a gift for you to say thank you for helping me with that bicycle theft case. Who knew crossword puzzles were a crime-fighting tool?”
“Oh, please. It was kismet. The clue transportation with a kickstand was BICYCLE, waiter outside a seafood restaurant was ALLEYCAT, and class with a flexible schedule was YOGA. So, when I was doing the crossword waiting for yoga to start and saw that kid getting sushi when he should have been in school, well, all the puzzle pieces dropped into place and it just made sense that he was the bike thief. Just a matter of doing the New York Times crossword at the right time in the right place.”
Bemused, Rico handed the bag to Quinn. “Regardless, your skill at working crossword puzzles saved my butt. I never would have figured it out if you hadn’t pointed everything out to me.”
Quinn had been doing crosswords for as long as she could remember, but had kept from Rico that she created them as well. She was nerdy enough in high school; she didn’t need him broadcasting things she wanted to keep secret. It was one secret she’d continued to keep from him. She closed her laptop so he wouldn’t see her crossword-creating software. Quinn accepted the goldfish from him.
“Thanks. I’ll name it”—she held the bag up and studied it from all angles—“him…Fang.”
“You can tell the sex of a goldfish?”
“Of course. Can’t everyone?” Dan caught Quinn’s eye and winked at her.
“Remember not to overfeed it…him. The directions are very clear.” Rico pulled a small jar of fish food from his pants pocket, handing it to Quinn.
“Remember who you’re talking to, dude. Clear, explicit instructions are my nirvana.” Quinn unscrewed the lid and took a whiff of the briny flakes, immediately wishing she hadn’t.
“Don’t joke about that, Quinn,” Georgeanne said. “It’s not funny.”
“Yes it is, Mom, but it’s fine.”
Quinn knew her parents were worried about her, so she tried to change the subject. “I’m fine. You’re fine. Dad’s fine. Fang is obviously fine. An
d Rico would be fine too, if you’d quit feeding him cumin cakes with miso frosting.”
“Ignoring problems doesn’t make them go away, Quinn. You’ve got to move on. I wish you’d call that therapist.” Georgeanne turned back to the stove. Quinn assumed it was to hide the sadness in her eyes. As fantastic as Quinn was at hiding her emotions, Georgeanne was hopeless.
“Rico, can’t you get her to call?”
“I don’t think so, Mrs. Carr, but—”
Quinn interrupted Rico. “I am moving on, Mom. In fact, I’m going to move on and get ready to go to the festival with you.” Quinn collected up her computer and returned it to her bedroom, making a point of not glancing at the therapist’s business card tacked to the kitchen corkboard.
Wasn’t it enough she was taking her meds like a good little girl? I’m not ashamed of being who I am and neither should anyone else. Despite everything that happened, I don’t need therapy. I just need a fresh start with this new job at the diner so I can save some money, move out, and be normal.
She sat at the end of her twin bed, pulled on some socks, and laced up her waitressing shoes, a pair of well-loved sneakers. She sighed at her reflection in the mirror before gathering up her shoulder-length hair, giving it a twist, and clamping it into a messy bun. It was all she could accomplish in the grooming department most days. At least she was washing it again. Progress, eh?
She grabbed her purse and returned to the kitchen in time to see her dad and Rico carefully coaxing Fang into a large Pyrex mixing bowl. They watched him explore his new home.
Quinn read the instructions on the fish food, keeping it a good distance from her nose, and tapped a few flakes into the bowl. Fang inhaled a few, letting the rest drift to the bottom of the bowl. Quinn prepared to shake more flakes to replace the fallen ones, but Dan held out his hand for the jar.
Rico tapped the glass to get Fang’s attention. Fang did not give in to his demands.
After Dan put away the jar, he nudged Quinn, dropping two pills into her hand.
