by Nino Cipri
HOMESICK
HOMESICK
STORIES
NINO CIPRI
5220 Dexter Ann Arbor Rd.
Ann Arbor, MI 48103
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HOMESICK. Copyright © 2019, text by Nino Cipri. All rights reserved, except for brief quotations in critical articles or reviews. No part of this book may be reproduced in any manner without prior written permission from the publisher: Dzanc Books, 5220 Dexter Ann Arbor Rd., Ann Arbor, MI 48103.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Names: Cipri, Nino, author.
Title: Homesick : stories / by Nino Cipri.
Description: Ann Arbor, MI : Dzanc Books, [2019]
Identifiers: LCCN 2019013852 | ISBN 9781945814952
Classification: LCC PS3603.I67 A6 2019 | DDC 813/.6--dc23
LC record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2019013852
First US edition: October 2019
Interior design by Michelle Dotter
“A Silly Love Story” first appeared in Daily Science Fiction, September 7th, 2012.
“Which Super Little Dead Girl™ Are You? Take Our Quiz and Find Out!” first appeared in Nightmare Magazine, Issue 63, Dec 2017.
“Dead Air” first appeared in Nightmare Magazine, Issue 71, August 2018.
“She Hides Sometimes” first appeared in Interfictions, Issue 7, October 2016.
“The Shape of My Name” first appeared in Tor.com, March 4, 2015.
“Not an Ocean but the Sea” first appeared in The Deadline, Issue 35, December 2015.
“Presque Vu” first appeared in Liminal Stories, Issue 4, October 2017.
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CONTENTS
A SILLY LOVE STORY
WHICH SUPER LITTLE DEAD GIRL™ ARE YOU?
DEAD AIR
SHE HIDES SOMETIMES
LET DOWN, SET FREE
THE SHAPE OF MY NAME
NOT AN OCEAN BUT THE SEA
PRESQUE VU
BEFORE WE DISPERSE LIKE STAR STUFF
For my mother, Ellen, who made all this possible.
A SILLY LOVE STORY
There is something haunting Jeremy’s closet.
To be fair, it’s probably been in the cramped studio apartment longer than he has. He first noticed it when he moved in three weeks ago, an odd smell of apricots and old blankets that lingered toward the back of the closet. It seems content to stay in there, turning his shirts inside out and picking at the hems of his single suit. It’s quiet, as poltergeists go.
Jeremy doesn’t care about the suit, which he never wears. The shirts only take a few seconds to turn right-side out. He tells himself he doesn’t mind.
***
“Are you going to eat the cupcake?” Merion asks.
“Yes,” Jeremy says. “In a second.”
“I’ll eat it if you don’t want it.”
“You bought it for me.”
“Yeah,” Merion says. “But you don’t seem that enthusiastic about it.”
Jeremy takes a massive bite of the cupcake, fitting about a third of it in his mouth. Then, to prove he’s not entirely spiteful, he gives the rest to Merion, who begins to lick away the remaining lemon-flavored frosting.
Jeremy and Merion have a standing Sunday laundry date. Jeremy doesn’t need to do laundry every week, but he finds the humming warmth and clean smell of the laundromat soothing. And Merion is there, which is reason enough to go.
“Who do you think would win in a fight, Cthulu or Godzilla?” Jeremy asks, once he’s swallowed enough of the cupcake to speak. He really wants to ask Merion about the thing in his closet, but isn’t sure how to bring it up.
“If Cthulu and Godzilla both rose out of the sea and faced off,” Merion says, “we’d all be dead. No human could withstand that kind of fight.”
“Yeah, but who would win?”
“Nobody. You can’t win a fight if every witness is dead.”
The dryer stops. Merion gets up and opens the door, pulling pieces of clothing out of the machine and tossing them onto the cart. “It’s like Schrödinger’s cat. If nobody is there to see it, both Cthulu and Godzilla win and lose at the same time, for all eternity.”
Merion holds out a shirt, gray with blue stripes, and adds, “I think this is yours.”
Most of Jeremy’s clothes are variations on the same shades of gray or blue or black. Merion, on the other hand, has the most fantastic clothes Jeremy has ever seen: brightly colored shirts, outrageously patterned pajamas, lacy bras, sparkly bowties, suspenders, soft tweed vests.
Merion is bigender, a woman sometimes and a man at others, switching out genders on a daily, sometimes hourly basis. Jeremy has eaten breakfast with Merion when she was wearing a soft, silken sundress that hugged all her curves, and then gone to the movies the same night with Merion while he was wearing a sharp-looking suit, all acute angles and honed features.
On laundry day, though, Merion is only ever Merion: jeans, a T-shirt, maybe a scarf. Narrow hips, a high forehead, an enthusiasm for morbid conversations.
They fold clothes and talk about the apocalypse—nuclear holocaust versus global pandemic, robot uprising versus alien invasion. The apocalypse is easy to talk about, existing in some hypothetical territory that is just as easy to believe as to dismiss. Jeremy doesn’t mention the poltergeist in his closet. It’s harder to talk about than the end of the world.
***
“Do you ever get lonely?” Jeremy asks the poltergeist, one night when he can’t sleep. “Did you miss having someone around? Were you bored without shirts to turn inside out?”
There’s no answer, just the lingering smell of apricots and dust. To his knowledge, Jeremy’s never eaten an apricot, couldn’t pick it out in a lineup of other unfamiliar fruits, so he’s not sure why the smell is so identifiable. But it’s definitely apricots, not pears or blueberries or cantaloupe.
“Or maybe you liked being alone. Maybe that’s why you chose that closet, because there was nobody in the room attached to it. Maybe you wanted a solitary life. Afterlife, whatever.”
No answer but the noise of traffic, the buzzing of the streetlight that shines too close to his window. A distant train. The creak of the overhead fan.
When he checks the next morning, Jeremy notices that the seam of his suit leg has been unraveled past the ankle. Is this an answer to his questions? A sign of affection? Of annoyance?
***
Merion is feminine today. She’s wearing skinny jeans, cherry-red combat boots, a pink T-shirt decorated with cupcakes and rainbow sprinkles.
No matter what permutation of gender Merion is displaying on any given day, the cupcake obsession is a constant.
They’re sitting on the floor of a Barnes & Noble, sharing a frothy coffee drink that supposedly tastes like a gingersnap cookie, but mostly tastes like sugar. Merion is paging through a fashion magazine. The smell of perfume samples wafts into Jeremy’s nostrils in an unpleasant way. It doesn’t go well with the aftertaste of gingersnap coffee.
Jeremy is looking at a book of nature photography. According to his mother, he’s “neurodiverse.” He rarely got higher than a B-in his high school classes. He failed out of art school because he couldn’t write coherent essays. Words are a source of confusion and disappointment. He prefers images. Even when they lie, pictures are straightforward about being dishonest.
Merion tosses the fashion magazine onto the ground and opens up Jane Eyre. “I hate sad endings,” she announces, to Jeremy and all the other patrons within hearing distance.
“Why?” Jeremy asks.
“They’re just so ubiquitous.”
“What does that mean?”
“They’re too common. Sad endings h
ave reached epidemic levels in literature. They’re infecting everything, even the YA section. Even comics,” she adds, pointing at the Death of Superman in Jeremy’s pile of books, Lois Lane cradling the limp, spandex-clad body.
“I’m sure there are plenty of books with happy endings,” Jeremy says, not actually that sure.
“Yeah, but they’re just as bad. You know a sad ending is hovering on the horizon, just out of view, waiting to pounce on the protagonist who’s finally found love or meaning or whatever.”
“That’s why I like art,” Jeremy says, studying a photo of a snow-shoe hare in the Arctic, white on white, a study in subtlety. “It never leads you on. And if it does, it’s only because you let it.”
Merion tosses Jane Eyre on top of the magazine. “Sometimes all I want to do is read a silly love story, with some kind of interesting twist. Like a kraken. A kraken is a good twist.”
“Like, two krakens in love?”
“Not necessarily. Just a kraken. It doesn’t need to have that big a part.”
“What about a poltergeist?” Jeremy asks. “Would that be a good twist?”
Merion cocks her head, considering it. “I don’t know. I’m not sure that’s believable.”
***
Jeremy has been in love with Merion for four weeks now, since they met at a senior art show at the Art Institute. Jeremy had just been put on academic suspension, had been given five days to move out of his dorm, and had come for the free food. Merion had worn a lavender bowtie, a dark corduroy jacket, and tortoiseshell glasses. His dark hair was slicked back, the curls reduced to subtle shining waves. There was an unlikely tension about him, something unresolved; it drew people’s attention and kept them away. Jeremy had watched him from the food table, too intimidated to approach.
Jeremy was eating kalamata olives when a tall brunette with Bettie Page bangs approached Merion. “Sorry,” she said. “I just have to ask, are you a girl or a boy?”
Merion glared at her. “I’m Merion.”
“Like, Marion as in Maid Marion?”
“Like, Merion as in fuck you,” he spat. Jeremy’s heart had sped up. It was odd to fall in love with somebody’s ferocious vulnerability, but that was the position Jeremy found himself in.
Merion walked away from the sputtering brunette, toward the table that Jeremy had haunted all night, and poured himself a plastic flute of white wine. Jeremy spat out the olive pit in his mouth and asked, “Merion as in marionberries?”
Merion turned to Jeremy with a cool, assessing look, eyebrows drawn together. “What are those?” he asked.
“Hybrid berries,” Jeremy said. “They’re good in pies.”
And then they began talking about the genetic modification of food, whether it was a good thing that would stop world hunger and make better pies, or result in killer mutant strawberries going on a murderous rampage.
Merion invited him on their first laundry date the next day. At the laundromat, Jeremy was given the breakdown on Merion’s gender: male some days, female on others, sometimes neither. Just Merion.
“Okay,” Jeremy said.
“Okay?” Merion repeated. “That’s it? You’re not freaked out?” Jeremy paused, searched inside himself, and said, “Nope.”
“You’re not going to tell me that using ‘they’ as a singular pronoun is grammatically incorrect?”
It sounded like Merion had gotten that argument from a lot of people. “I don’t even know what a singular pronoun is.”
Merion nodded. Jeremy sensed he’d passed a test. “Okay. One more thing.”
“What?”
The washer dinged. Merion asked, “How do you feel about cupcakes?”
***
“What do you mean, you have a poltergeist?” Merion asks. They’ve left Barnes & Noble, because it seemed inappropriate to have conversations about the paranormal in a busy commercial setting. The streets at twilight, in the dim hour before the streetlights came on, were more atmospheric.
“It lives in my closet,” Jeremy explains. “It’s been there since I moved in.”
“What does it do? Does it rearrange furniture? Or leave trails of ectoplasm?” Merion stops and puts a hand on Jeremy’s shoulder. “Does it run a spectral hand down your skin while you’re sleeping?” Jeremy is too aware of the non-spectral hand on him now. “It turns my shirts inside out. And unravels the seams on my suit.”
“You have a suit?” Merion asks, disbelieving. Jeremy only ever wears faded jeans, wrinkled shirts, and hooded sweatshirts. Urban camouflage.
“And it smells like apricots,” Jeremy says.
“Your suit?”
“The poltergeist.”
“Really? Maybe we should do an exorcism.”
“No!” Jeremy says. “It’s not doing anything bad, and besides, it’s been there longer than I have. That doesn’t seem fair.”
Merion nods her agreement. “It’d be rude to evict it, I guess. Still, it’s unraveling your suit—”
“Forget the suit. The suit’s ugly, I haven’t worn it in years. It probably doesn’t fit anyway.”
Merion sighs. “Have you tried to communicate?”
Jeremy shrugs. “I tried talking to it a few nights ago.”
“Did it answer?”
“It tore open the seams on my pants.” Jeremy thinks about it. “Maybe it doesn’t like words.”
“Who doesn’t like words?” Merion asks.
“You can’t trust words. They have too many rules, and too many ways to break the rules.”
Merion looks skeptical, but then shrugs. After all, the English language isn’t particularly charitable to people like Merion, with its rigidly gendered pronouns. “Maybe there’s another way to communicate with it. Have you tried Morse code? What about binary?”
“Maybe I’ll paint something for it.” Jeremy thinks for a moment. “Let’s go to the grocery store.”
Apricots, as it turns out, look like small peaches, and they fit perfectly into the palm of Jeremy’s hand. He stuffs a dozen into his backpack. Merion brushes one across her lips, touching the softly furred skin to her mouth.
“Try it,” she says, when she catches Jeremy looking. She hands him the apricot she’s been sort-of kissing.
Jeremy puts his mouth on the same spot. The fruit is cool, the fuzz ticklish against his lips. He can smell the fruit, sweet and fresh, distantly related to the musty smell in his closet.
He bites in. It’s not quite ripe, and the fruit is firm and tart. He swallows and gives it back to Merion.
His heart pounds as Merion licks around the pink-yellow flesh, chews it hungrily, bite after bite. When she’s done, she spits the pit into her palm and offers it to him. Jeremy wraps it in a napkin and puts it in his pocket, and they walk back outside. It’s fully dark out now.
“Do you want to come over?” Jeremy asks.
Merion hesitates. Then, “No. No, I have to—”
“Okay,” Jeremy says quickly. He’d rather not be lied to.
***
Jeremy sets up his easel, his acrylics, his brushes, a jar of water. He takes the frayed suit from his closet and spreads it over the milk crates he’s been using as an end table. He doesn’t have a big enough bowl to put the apricots in, so he uses a takeout container, piling them on top of each other. He puts the pit, a scrap of reddish-pink flesh still clinging to it, on a saucer to the side.
Jeremy doesn’t usually paint still lifes. He likes to paint portraits of monsters. A bust of Cthulu. Medusa, in repose. St. George being killed by the Dragon. Fenrir devouring the world. Sometimes the monsters are ones that crawl out of his imagination or nightmares: a spider made of knives, a skeleton dressed in the skin of dead children, creatures with fangs, rotting flesh, scales, claws, hunger, rage, greed.
It is easy for him to imagine the worst things. Trying to see exactly what’s in front of him is harder.
A plastic container full of living fruit. The streetlight shining through the window. The dangling thread of wool on his su
it, the shiny black buttons. His cheap apartment, his silent and spectral roommate, the letter confirming his academic suspension, his infatuation with someone who switches out their gender like it’s an attractive but itchy sweater, his mother’s disappointment, his dwindling savings.
And the one thing he can’t see, can’t imagine: his future. That’s the monster, really, that’s lurking at the corner of this painting.
He paints for six hours, moving slowly, trying not to scare away the shy vision that’s presenting itself to him. When he’s finished, he gets up to wash his brushes. He stretches, trying to work the kink out of his lower back, and calls Merion. Only after the phone is ringing does Jeremy realize that it’s two in the morning.
Merion picks up on the second ring.
“Is it done?”
“Do you think zombies can go through revolving doors?” Jeremy says, because it’s an easier question than the one he needs to ask.
“Is it done?” Merion asks again.
“Yeah.” A pause, a breath. “Will you come over?”
There’s a pause. “No.”
“Oh. Okay. Sorry, I’ll—”
“I mean, no, I don’t think zombies can go through revolving doors. Maybe one or two, but a horde of them would cause a jam.” There’s another pause. “I’ll be over in ten minutes.”
***
Merion is wearing jeans that are cut off at his knees, red combat boots, and a cowboy shirt when Jeremy answers his door. The tortoiseshell glasses are perched on his nose. There is the same odd tension around him as there was at the art opening, the air of something left unsaid.
“Let me see it,” Merion says.
Jeremy opens the door and lets him in. He expects Merion to go straight for the painting, but instead, he looks at Jeremy’s apartment: the beige walls, the boxes of comic books, the stacks of canvases. Unfinished.
“I’m bad at decorating,” Jeremy says.
“You are,” Merion agrees.
Jeremy wonders what Merion’s apartment looks like. Does its decor change as often as Merion does? Is it split down the middle?
No, Jeremy decides. Merion is entirely himself (or herself, or themself). That apartment probably fits together like a Rubix cube, the same way Merion does, shifting but whole. Jeremy wonders if it’s cupcake-themed.
