The Unrepentant Cinephile:
Collected reviews of cult, exploitation, horror & independent films
Written by Jason Coffman
Introduction by Aaron Christensen
Copyright
Reviews copyright ©Jason Coffman 1997-2017
Introduction copyright ©Aaron Christensen 2016
Cover art copyright ©Andrew Vanderbilt 2016
Table of Contents
Introduction
Thanks
Explanations
PART ONE: FILM & VIDEO REVIEWS 2008 – PRESENT
The ABCs of Death 2 (2015)
Absentia (2011)
Addicted (2014)
After Last Season (2009)
Alien Outpost (2014)
Alien Trespass (2009)
Alyce Kills (2011)
Angry Nazi Zombies (2012)
Animosity (2014)
Asylum Seekers (2009)
Atrocious (2010)
Attack of the Moon Zombies (2011)
Australia (2008)
The Babysitter (1990)
Babysitter Massacre (2013)
Basket Case (1982)
Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
The Battery (2012)
The Beach Girls (1982)
Belladonna of Sadness (1973)
Best Friends (1975)
Beyond the Gates (2016)
Birth of the Living Dead (2013)
Bite Marks (2011)
Bitter Feast (2010)
Black Dynamite (2009)
Blair Witch (2016)
Blood Bath (1966)
Blood Rites (2012)
Blood Runs Cold (2011)
Bloodlust Zombies (2011)
Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2011)
Bloodrunners (2017)
The Bloodstained Butterfly (1971)
Bloody Moon (1981)
Bloomington (2010)
Book of Blood (2009)
The Box (2009)
The Boy (2016)
Breeders (1986)
Burnout (1979)
The Butcher (2007)
Calamity Jane’s Revenge (2015)
Camel Spiders (2012)
Cavegirl (1985)
The Cemetery (2013)
Champagne for Breakfast (1980)
Cherry Tree (2015)
Cherry Tree Lane (2010)
Child Eater (2016)
Children of the Night (2014)
Chillerama (2011)
Chillers (1987)
Chocolate (2008)
Choose (2011)
Chop (2011)
Chromeskull: Laid to Rest 2 (2011)
Chrysalis (2014)
Cindy and Donna (1970)
The Clinic (2010)
Closed for the Season (2010)
Coach (1978)
The Coffin (2008)
Cold Sweat (2010)
The Collapsed (2011)
The Collector (2009)
The Color Out of Space (2010)
Corruption (1983)
The Cottage (2008)
The Crater Lake Monster (1977)
Crimes of Passion (1984)
Cross Bearer (2012)
A Cure for Wellness (2017)
Cycle of Fear (2008)
Dance of the Dead (2008)
Dario Argento’s Dracula 3D (2013)
Dark Touch (2013)
Daydream Nation (2010)
The Dead (2010)
Dead Hooker in a Trunk (2009)
The Dead Next Door (1989)
Dead Season (2012)
Deadgirl (2008)
Deathgasm (2015)
Death Riders (1976)
Death Spa (1989)
The Demons (1973)
Devil in the Dark (2016)
Devil in My Ride (2013)
The Devil’s Rock (2011)
Diabolique (2013)
Discopath (2013)
Dixie Ray Hollywood Star (1983)
Django, Prepare a Coffin (1968)
Doctor Blood’s Coffin (1961)
Dollface (2014)
Don’t Let Him In (2011)
Don’t Torture a Duckling (1972)
The Double (2013)
Dracula in Vegas (1999)
Dracula Sucks (1978)
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
Dressed to Kill (1980)
The Echo Game (2009)
The Editor (2014)
Effects (1980)
El Monstro Del Mar! (2010)
Erik the Conqueror (1961)
Evil Things (2009)
Exit Humanity (2011)
Exit 33 (2011)
The Exorcism of Molly Hartley (2015)
Faces of Death (1978): 30th Anniversary Edition
The Familiar (2009)
Father’s Day (2011)
Father’s Day (2011): 4-disc limited edition
5 Shells (2012)
Forgetting the Girl (2012)
Francesca (2015)
Frankenstein’s Army (2013)
Frat House Massacre (2008)
Fright Flick (2011)
From the Dark (2014)
Frontier(s) (2007)
Frostbitten (2006)
Frozen (2010)
Galaxina (1980)
The Gallows (2015)
Gas Pump Girls (1979)
George: A Zombie Intervention (2009)
A Ghost Story (2017)
Ghostbusters (2016)
The Ghostmaker (2012)
The Giant Spider (2013)
Gigante (2009)
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014)
The Girlfriend Experience (2009)
Girls Gone Dead (2012)
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol (2010)
Halloween II (2009)
Hardware (1990)
Harvest Lake (2016)
Hatchet 2 (2010)
Haunted House on Sorority Row (2014)
The Haunting of Helena (2012)
The Haunting of Rebecca Verlaine (2003)
Heathen (2009)
Hell Up in Harlem (1973)
Hell’s Labyrinth (2007)
Hellacious Acres: The Case of John Glass (2011)
Hellbenders (2012)
Herschell Gordon Lewis: The Godfather of Gore (2010)
HI-8 (Horror Independent 8) (2013)
Hidden in the Woods (2012)
Hit Parade (2010)
Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls (1979)
The House of the Devil (2009)
House at the End of the Street (2012)
The House at the End of Time (2013)
House of Fallen (2008)
House of Ghosts (2012)
House of Last Things (2013)
The House with 100 Eyes (2013)
The Howling: Reborn (2011)
The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) (2011)
Hunk (1987)
Hypothermia (2010)
I Am a Ghost (2012)
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (2009)
I, Madman (1989)
I Sell the Dead (2008)
I Spit on Your Grave (2010)
iCrime (2010)
L’Immortelle (1963)
The Incredible Melting Man (1977)
Indiscretion (2016)
Inside (2007)
The Invitation (2015)
An Irish Exorcism (2013)
Isolation (2011)
It Stains the Sands Red (2016)
The Jail: The Women’s Hell (2006)
Jennifer’s Body (2009)
Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012)
Jocks (1986)
Kill (2011)
Kill Game (2015)
Kiss
of the Vampire (2009)
Klown (2010)
Knock Knock 2 (2011)
The Lady in the Car with Glasses and a Gun (2015)
Last Caress (2010)
The Late Night Double Feature (2013)
Laurence Anyways (2012)
The Lazarus Effect (2015)
Let There Be Light (2017)
Let the Right One In (2008)
Life After Beth (2014)
Little Deaths (2011)
Locker 13 (2014)
A Lonely Place to Die (2011)
Lovely Molly (2011)
Madison County (2011)
Magical Girl (2014)
The Magnetic Monster (1953)
Make-Out with Violence (2008)
Making Out (2016)
Malacreanza: From the Diaries of a Broken Doll (2013)
Malibu Beach (1978)
Malibu High (1979)
Man, Woman, and the Wall (2006)
Manborg (2011)
Mandingo (1975)
Maniac (2012)
Martyrs (2008)
Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid (2011)
Mercury in Retrograde (2017)
Microwave Massacre (1983)
Midnight Son (2011)
Mimesis (2011)
Mirrors (2008)
Mischief Night (2014)
Mister Lonely (2007)
Moebius (2013)
Mood Indigo (2013)
Monster Brawl (2011)
The Moth Diaries (2011)
Mother of Tears (2007)
Mother’s Day (1980)
Mother’s Day (2012)
Mum & Dad (2008)
Murder Collection Volume 1 (2009)
Murder Obsession (1981)
The Muthers (1976)
My Amityville Horror (2012)
My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009)
My Chauffeur (1986)
My Science Project (1985)
My Sucky Teen Romance (2011)
My Super Psycho Sweet 16 (2009)
My Tutor (1983)
My Winnipeg (2007)
Naciye (2015)
Nature’s Grave (2008)
Necromentia (2009)
The Neon Dead (2015)
New Year’s Evil (1980)
The Night Before Easter (2014)
The Night of the Devils (1972)
Nightmares (1980)
Nobody Gets Out Alive (2012)
Nothing Bad Can Happen (2013)
November Son (2008)
Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)
Observance (2015)
Okja (2017)
One Eyed Girl (2014)
The Ones Below (2015)
Orphan (2009)
Otis (2008)
P (2005)
Paranormal Activity (2007)
Penumbra (2011)
The Perfect Husband (2014)
Phase IV (1974)
Phase 7 (2011)
Phasma Ex Machina (2010)
Pick-Up (1975)
Pineapple Express (2008)
The Pink Hotel (2010)
Piranha 3DD (2012)
Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge (2008)
Plague Town (2008)
+1 (Plus One) (2013)
The Pom-Pom Girls (1976)
Pontypool (2009)
The Possession (2012)
Postal (2007)
Pretty Peaches (1978)
Proxy (2013)
Psychomania (1973)
Quarantine (2008)
Rabies (2010)
The Rambler (2013)
Ratline (2011)
Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)
The Resident (2011)
Role Models (2008)
Runaway Nightmare (1982)
Savage (2009)
Scalene (2011)
Scherzo Diabolico (2015)
Screaming in High Heels (2011)
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
Scumbabies (2010)
Sella Turcica (2010)
The Sender (1982)
A Serbian Film (2010)
Serial Kaller (2014)
Sex World (1978)
The Silent House (La Casa Muda) (2010)
Silent Night (2012)
Silent Night, Zombie Night (2009)
Simon, King of the Witches (1971)
Sinister 2 (2015)
The Sister-in-Law (1974)
Sixpack Annie (1975)
Ski School (1990)
Sleep Tight (2011)
The Sleeper (2009)
Socket (2007)
Some Guy Who Kills People (2011)
Sonno Profondo (Deep Sleep) (2013)
The Sorcerers (1967)
Spiderhole (2010)
Spring Break (1983)
The Spirit (2008)
Stage Fright (2014)
Starry Eyes (2014)
Staunton Hill (2009)
The Stepmother (1972)
The Strange Color of Your Body’s Tears (2013)
The Strangers (2008)
Strigoi: The Undead (2009)
Strippers vs. Werewolves (2012)
Stuck! (2009)
The Suspicious Death of a Minor (1975)
Synecdoche, New York (2008)
The Synthetic Man (2013)
The Taint (2011)
The Teacher (1974)
Teenage Ghost Punk (2017)
Terrifier (2017)
The Terror Experiment (2010)
The Theatre Bizarre (2011)
Thirst Street (2017)
Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives (2010)
Tokyo Gore Police (2008)
Tomboy (1985)
Triangle (2009)
Trip with the Teacher (1975)
Unforgettable (2017)
Up the Creek (1984)
The Upper Footage (2013)
V/H/S: Viral (2014)
Valkyrie (2008)
Vampire (2011)
Vampire Boys (2011)
Vampyres (2015)
The Van (1977)
VANish (2015)
Wake the Witch (2010)
WALL-E (2008)
Weekend Pass (1984)
Werewolf: The Beast Among Us (2012)
What We Do Is Secret (2008)
Wichita (2016)
Willow Creek (2014)
Wish Upon (2017)
Wolf Creek 2 (2013)
The Woman (2011)
Wound (2010)
Wristcutters: A Love Story (2006)
Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings (2011)
Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (2014)
Yellow (2013)
You’re Next (2011)
You’re Nobody ‘Til Somebody Kills You (2012)
PART TWO: MULTI-TITLE REVIEWS 2008-PRESENT
Abduction of an American Playgirl (1975) and Winter Heat (1976)
All Night Long (1976) and Tapestry of Passion (1976)
The Altar of Lust (1971) and Angel on Fire (1974)
Anticipation (1981), Flesh Pond (1983), My Sinful Life (1983), Las Vegas Girls (1983), Pulsating Flesh (1987), and Super Sex (1987)
Artsploitation Films 2015 Update: The Treatment (2014), Reckless (2014), Chasing the Muse (2014), Cub (2014), The Summer House (2014), and Bloody Knuckles (2014)
Avon Triple Feature: Savage Sadists (1980), Den of Dominance (1980), and Daughters of Discipline (1983)
Bat Pussy (197?) and Robot Love Slaves (1971)
The “Blood Trilogy”: Blood Feast (1963), Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964), and Color Me Blood Red (1965)
Carnal Haven (1975), Her Last Fling (1976), Fantastic Orgy (1978), and Champagne Orgy (1978)
Come Under My Spell (1979) and Lady Dynamite (1979)
Cry for Cindy (1976), Touch Me (1971), and An Act of Confession (1971)
The Cut-Throats (1969), Sweet Trash (1970), and The Hang Up (1970)
Deadly Prey (1987) and Deadliest Prey (2013)
Death Walks Twice: Two Films by Luciano Ercoli: Death Walks in High Heels (1971) and Death Wal
ks at Midnight (1972)
Deep Roots (1978) and Starlet Nights (1982)
Deep Tango (1974) and The Young Secretaries (1974)
Deported Women of the SS Special Section (1976) and Gestapo’s Last Orgy (1977)
The Flesh and Blood Show (1972) and Frightmare (1974)
Friday the 13th Parts IV (1984), V (1985), and VI (1986) on DVD
George Romero Between Night and Dawn: There’s Always Vanilla (1971), Season of the Witch (1972), and The Crazies (1973)
Halloween 4 (1988) and 5 (1989) on Blu-ray
Hardbodies Collection: Hardbodies (1984) and Hardbodies 2 (1986)
Hot Legs (1979) and California Gigolo (1979)
Island of the Living Dead (2007) and Zombies: The Beginning (2007)
The Jacques Rivette Collection: Duelle (1976), Noroît (1976), and Merry-Go-Round (1981)
The Jekyll and Hyde Portfolio (1971) and A Clockwork Blue (1972)
Joseph W. Sarno Retrospect Series: All the Sins of Sodom (1968) and Vibrations (1968)
Kijū Yoshida: Love + Anarchism: Eros + Massacre (1969), Heroic Purgatory (1970), and Coup d’État (1973)
Killer Dames: Two Gothic Chillers by Emilio P. Miraglia: The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave (1971) and The Red Queen Kills Seven Times (1972)
Little Miss Innocence (1972) and Teenage Seductress (1975)
Little Sisters (1972) and Powder Burns (1971)
Long Jeanne Silver (1977) and Flying Acquaintances (1973)
Marsha: The Erotic Housewife (1970), For Single Swingers Only (1968), and Her Odd Tastes (1969)
The New Erotic Adventures of Casanova (1977), Casanova 2 (1982), Fast Cars Fast Women (1981), and Starship Eros (1979)
Oriental Hawaii (1982) and Mai Lin vs. Serena (1982)
The Outing (1987) and The Godsend (1980)
Pretty Peaches 2 (1987) and Pretty Peaches 3 (1989)
Purely Physical (1982) and Cathouse Fever (1984)
Red Heat (1975), The Mad Love Life of a Hot Vampire (1971), and Peeping Tom (1973)
The Ribald Tales of Canterbury (1985) and Hyapatia Lee’s Tasty (1985)
The Roommates (1973) and A Woman for All Men (1975)
Sadie (1980) and The Seductress (1981)
Sex & Astrology (1970) and Sensual Encounters of Every Kind (1978)
Spaghetti Western Double Feature: Grand Duel (1972) and Keoma (1976)
Star Virgin (1979) and Too Naughty to Say No (1984)
Three Ripening Cherries (1979), Sensual Fire (1979), Sexual Heights (1981), and Undulations (1981)
Tropic of Desire (1979) and Fantasyworld (1979)
The Ultimate Pleasure (1977) and I Am Always Ready (1978)
The Undergraduate (1971) and The Young Marrieds (1972)
The Violation of Claudia (1977) and Hot Honey (1978)
Virgin and the Lover (1973) and Lustful Feelings (1977)
The Young Like It Hot (1983), Sweet Young Foxes (1983), Lust Inferno (1982), Marathon (1982), The Sensually Liberated Female (1970), and He and She (1970)
The Zodiac Killer (1971) and Another Son of Sam (1977)
PART THREE: BAD MOVIE NIGHT 1997 – 2000
Addicted to Murder (1995)
Almost Heroes (1998)
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