Behemoth’s armor. They had one of those old-timey Gatling gun’s with the crank. One of their marrownauts was winding away. "Now, that's just dumb... How the hell you gonn' show up with some sh'' like that?" asked Bot Groove, losing his balance in the quaking explosive hailstorm - his double clock had just worn off from the super song. I saw a rocket head right in the window where I was standing! I leapt over and possessed my defense belt in the knick of time! They almost bound me with -12,000 degrees of life or 12,000 degrees of darkness. I slipped up - had a loose grip, so when a following rocket hit me, it knocked me out of my belt. As my ears rang, I wrote an auto-repair fence over the entire house and it repaired all the damages. It swallowed their explosives - rocked by them a tad; a wave of electromagnetic force swims through and repairs everything! It grew larger when needed, and it was faster than light! "They're too dark, we need backup!" yelled Super Demo, trying to keep his balance. "NEGATIVE, WE GOTTA HANG IN THERE FOR A WHILE! IT'S GONNA FREAK MY NEIGHBORS OUT! (♪WHIRR...BMMM♪)" I kept summoning bots to go outside and keep them busy while we scanned them for statistics and attributes. I take cover again. "DAMN!" I yelled, knowing we were out gunned. "(BOOM) TOLD YA..." said Bot Demo. My bots were taking a beating, their sirens ringing in their ears, replacing their theme music, as they're one hit away from being unplugged and bound! A grenade charged with darkness blows my side garages and they seemingly repair themselves from top to bottom, bending back to par. I use another invisible auto-repair wave to clean the street of the explosive shells and any damages it could find, it obeyed... I spawn a super Watch bot and it makes invisible colossal portals to both sides of the street, around the stand off. I form a Hollowbotic replica of the street and the houses. I raise the real ones, and nobody notice because the portals were low, but the neighbors and their homes were hovering above another city. A woman drives into the invisible portal and goes into her house, she didn't notice either! Behemoth took a deep breath and held it in. He exhaled and said, "D'''!" and fired a giant power saw blade into the house. He turned back to look at Belial. "Fire in the hole..." He turned back to the house and fired another missile. It crashed into the house and exploded. He turned to Bot Mega Typhon and paused. Then he said, "Fire in the hole..." turned around, and blasted the house again, knowing it wouldn't do anything. Several Azarban bots were sent out and turned into baddies. "(♪Knock-Knock♪) I bwotta pee, dood!" One of 'em tries to get back in. "Dude' lyin'..." said Bot Groove, taking cover at the newly repaired window with me.
Evening
“YOU GIMME MY PROPERTY...OR I’M GONNA CHOKE THIS LITTLE B’’’’ OUT! Mega Belial said, holding a ten-year-old girl bot up by the neck. He kept his eyes on my window and strangled her. She choked and dissolved. He lost his temper. We laughed in my attic, some of us holding binoculars up to our eyes. “SH’’!”
“WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!”
“I DON’T KNOW, BELIAL, BUT I’M NOT GONNA JUST WALK AWAY – MY ENTIRE REPUTATION IS ON THIS!” As I watch I say, “Bummer...” with my binoculars hovering to my eyes. He turns to the dark cupids, who were staring at him. “GET-” he yells. They laugh mischievously and possess my house as he growls with impatience. Liqrab was sniping in the first room. They lost a few friendly and haunted the wall to enter another room.
(♪“They’re trying to put him out, but he is on fire! Grapples, reversals, and multiple melee bar counters this week! They’re down! THEY’RE DOWN! TRIPLE MELEE BAR! THEY CAN’T GET TO HIM!” UN-BE LIEVABLE! STAY TUNED, FOLKS, WE AIN’T GOIN’ NOWHERE!♪)
Mega Behemoth stood by a street light and continually rammed his head against it. The dark cupids gave one another hand signals to split up into teams quietly. When a few enter the room super Marlynn was in, “ON THE GROUND! (DROP YOUR WEAPONS) DO IT NOW!” They were busted and surrounded by my hollownauts. “AAA! (I WAS WOOKING FOAH THE BAFWOOM!)” They cried and lied. They had no choice but to surrender. Mega Belial followed them and saw them recycling, but no sign of Azarban on their belts. He slapped both of his hands onto his face and squalled like he was going to have a nervous breakdown. He slowly slid them down his cheeks as if he was trying to pull them off. They sent in two experienced Moonnauts they’d gained from cheating in Axe. They split up and sneak into two separate rooms – one being the attic. There was an immense hole in the roof of the attic. There was a bar and dance floor in the other room. The groove fighter’s halo spewed through the roof, and the room with the dance floor was filled with invisible flying mines. Music started playing. “HA-AWW SHH- (♪SLURP SNAP! GULP♪) MM... (♪Smack-smack♪) THAT’S MY SH’’ RIGHT THERE!” The dark Moonnaut grabbed a drink, unharmed, and progressed to the dance floor, jigging itself into a Marrownaut. “SH’’, N’’’’, GET SOME GET DOWN IN YA SYSTEM! H-OHH SH’’!” he tried to run and unplugged himself on the explosives! His window was popping and sparking, it read:
You have been unplugged, and since your organs are not the fruit of the living God, you have been signed over to the sinister Gawnden...
Groove twists in out of haunting the ceiling to avoid being seen by the exiles outside; he locks onto the Moonnaut, and fires! He misses. The dark bot was swift, until suddenly he couldn’t move anymore. The hollow tic – Groove nukes him and unplugs him early!
(♪“OH MY GOD! Signature move after signature move! Today was an
Unforgettable day, in Axe history! It’s heatin’ up now, baby! Oh yea!”♪)
He throws him outside, right into Mega Belial’s face. It was, then a good Gawnden bot, so, it attacked the demon! “AAA-SHH’’!” Belial screams like a girl, binds the bot, and grows even more furious. Nobody knew someone as mad as he was could get any madder. Then, he gets an idea that changed his whole demeanor. “Women...” He whispered to himself, with a big devilish grin.
Night
I summoned fake snow and they bought it. It begins to fall slowly and seemed so real. They square danced around, interlocking elbows and skipping. They sang really loud to wake my neighbors. They wake my Hollowbotics. “HEY! SHUT THE HELL UP, MAN!” said a Hollowbotic neighbor, wearing pajamas. I made it shut the door before it was smitten and they realized it wasn’t human. They try to snipe him down, miss, and keep square dancing. They start charging snowballs with darkness and fire into the windows of all the houses. I could sense the she-devils trying to tunnel in through the basement, so I opened the abyss, levitated my house, and flushed them into hell. “Mega Vanity, let’s go.” They must have thought I was still attracted to her. They sent in bot Vanity and she haunted me. “Marlynn...”
“H-AAAH! SH’’!” I ducked her dream manipulation lock-on and ran off.
(♪NICE DODGE BY POSSESSION! Absolutely breathtaking performance by the good Gawnden this
week, multiple arrests again, plus the touching melee bars we’ve had recently!”♪)
“Damn it... He’s gone!”
“FIND HIM YOU F’’’ING SLUT!” I thought it’d be funny to summon a Rosebush clone and watch the two go at it... Bot Rosebush stood behind her and vanished when she turned around. I summoned myself a bag of popcorn and slap a handful in my mouth. “SHH’’, Got me a personal bag o’ popcorn in this son’ b’’’’...I’m tryin’ to watch this sh’’...” I whispered to myself in hiding, undiscovered, spawning invisible flying cameras everywhere. Azarban was hiding too, in the kitchen cabinet. Liqrab reported in. “Stay put, mastoah. The syssom has been bweetsed...” Azarban sat down and had a fairly unusual response than that of the other high ranking commanders. “HMMM...” he whined like a puppy. Demo grabs a shotgun I had summoned for the sentry bots and stepped into the basement for any remaining dark Gawnden. He sets the shotgun on its butt, leans it against a wall, and pushes a button in his glove to contact me. “It looks like a volcano down here.” They brought the old-timey Gatling gun back out and started rotating it again. I adjust my camera to look outside through the window and laugh at it, still hiding from Vanity. “DUDE, WHAT THE F’’’ IS THAT?!” Demo could see demons escaping from hell. The demo
ns charged past him and up the stairs, some trying to swipe the gun, but taking a sucker punch instead! “HEY, Y’ALL AIN’T INVITED...HEY!” Demo yells at the demons, trying to talk over the strumming guitar strings in his breastplate. He spins to swing his cape and it detached itself from him, becoming a real tornado. It flushed more dead into the abyss. I close the abyss as his cape returned to his armor and reattached itself. Bot Vanity checks the empty rooms I summoned just for her and bot Rosebush. “It’s empty, they’re gone...”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S EMPTY?”
“I DON’T SEE HIM? I’m comin’ out.” Rosebush grabs her by the hair. Something was coming out – out of her head! Rosebush flung Vanity around by the hair until she was unplugged! Then, she arrested her.
(♪“JESUS CHRIST- WHAT A COMBO! Wow! Can you believe this...? The heart nanny! Whoah! What a show, people! We’re in the money now, baby! Hang tight, brace yourselves, we got a story that's gonna blow you away comin' up - right here - on the essential telecast.”♪)
I smirk at her announcers’ reactions in her essential telecast, still
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