Once upon a time in the far, far away kingdom of West Virginia, there was an exquisitely enchanted place called Assjacket.
And yes, I do know the original name of Assjacket, but I’m not going to tell.
The enchanted town of Assjacket was filled with beautiful magical misfits who happened to fit perfectly together—Shifters, Witches, Dryads, Warlocks, three very handsome and lovably chubby talking cats, three gorgeous and sneaky female cats and a maniacal troll with a few unsavory habits.
However, you’ll be delighted to know that Fucking Derrick did indeed become a vegetarian and is now the main babysitter for Zelda and Mac’s twins. The children adore the strange little man, and he would lay down his life for them.
Time after time and battle after battle the Assjackians were torn to pieces—mostly metaphorically speaking—but always managed to put themselves back together with loving care for each other.
The magic was very real as was the love.
Love… it was what made the magical world go round.
Fat Bastard and Poutine, Jango Fett and Blythe, and Boba Fett and Annie Surely all tied the knot on the very same day. The wedding was officiated by Sassy who performed the entire service in Canadian. It was aboot the sweetest thing I’d ever witnessed, eh?
The weddings of the cats were a glorious thing to behold. Every single moment was delightful and filled with true love. Of course, most of the decorations were stolen, but that was no surprise. The wedding cake was of questionable taste, but again, that was to be expected. The massive cheesecake made by Wanda and shaped like a set of gangoolies was delicious. I had two pieces myself.
But in any good story, there is always a twist—usually dastardly, and in Assjacket’s case, always slightly profane. However, for now, all was quiet and wonderful. The twist had been unraveled and the magic was safe.
In the end, good outweighed evil and heroes came in tiny unhinged packages.
But most importantly, the rings were HUGE and love prevailed.
Magicals live a very private existence in public.
It’s the way it always has been and the way it must remain.
I have confidence in my people. They will take loving care of each other until it is their time to move onto the Next Adventure. I have chosen my children well and watch them proudly from above.
And that does not suck at all.
xoxo
The Goddess
The End… for now.
More from the Magic and Mayhem Universe
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Robyn’s Book List
(in correct reading order)
HOT DAMNED SERIES
Fashionably Dead
Fashionably Dead Down Under
Hell on Heels
Fashionably Dead in Diapers
A Fashionably Dead Christmas
Fashionably Hotter Than Hell
Fashionably Dead and Wed
Fashionably Fanged
Fashionably Flawed
A Fashionably Dead Diary
Fashionably Forever After
Fashionably Fabulous
A Fashionable Fiasco
Fashionably Fooled
Fashionably Dead and Loving It
GOOD TO THE LAST DEATH SERIES
It’s a Wonderful Midlife Crisis
Whose Midlife Crisis Is It Anyway?
A Most Excellent Midlife Crisis
My Midlife Crisis, My Rules
SHIFT HAPPENS SERIES
Ready to Were
Some Were in Time
No Were To Run
Were Me Out
Were We Belong
MAGIC AND MAYHEM SERIES
Switching Hour
Witch Glitch
A Witch in Time
Magically Delicious
A Tale of Two Witches
Three’s A Charm
Switching Witches
You’re Broom or Mine?
The Bad Boys of Assjacket
SEA SHENANIGANS SERIES
Tallulah’s Temptation
Ariel’s Antics
Misty’s Mayhem
Petunia’s Pandemonium
Jingle Me Balls
A WYLDE PARANORMAL SERIES
Beauty Loves the Beast
HANDCUFFS AND HAPPILY EVER AFTERS SERIES
How Hard Can it Be?
Size Matters
Cop a Feel
If after reading all the above you are still wanting more adventure and zany fun, read Pirate Dave and His Randy Adventures, the romance novel budding novelist Rena helped wicked Evangeline write in How Hard Can It Be?
Warning: Pirate Dave Contains Romance Satire, Spoofing, and Pirates with Two Pork Swords.
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Books in the Original Magic and Mayhem Series
Switching Hour
Witch Glitch
A Witch In Time
Magically Delicious
A Tale Of Two Witches
Three’s A Charm
Switching Witches
Your broom or mine?
The Bad Boys of Assjacket
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About Robyn Peterman
Robyn Peterman writes because the people inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. Her addictions include laughing really hard with friends, shoes (the expensive kind), Target, Coke (the drink not the drug LOL) with extra ice in a Yeti cup, bejeweled reading glasses, her kids, her super-hot hubby and collecting stray animals.
A former professional actress with Broadway, film and T.V. credits, she now lives in the South with her family and too many animals to count.
Writing gives her peace and makes her whole, plus having a job where she can work in sweatpants works really well for her.
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