by R.P. Burnham
One day Griswold met up with his friend Binkley. They hadn't seen each other in a long time and decided to reminisce about old times at the funny farm over dinner, but unfortunately they started arguing about which restaurant to go to. Griswold felt like Chinese food, but Binkley wanted Italian. He conceded that Chinese food was tasty but maintained the atmosphere was lousy. The Italian place offered privacy, while the dumpster for the Chinese place was right under a streetlight. Griswold said he didn't care — you could get in and out of there in a minute. Well, they argued like this for a long time and parted friends no more. Griswold was so sad he changed his mind back to his original plan and went dumpster diving at McDonald's.
