"With the spacing between fangs you'd probably be safe assuming that, but I've known a few women with exceptionally wide teeth spacing, so it's not a guarantee. The necks all look like women; is that correct?"
"Yes."
"Inspector Logan here . . ."
"Address her by her title," another voice said, and I thought it was a woman.
"Fine, Marshal Blake, this is Inspector Logan. The pictures don't show the Adam's apple; how did you know they were women?"
"I've spent a lot of years looking at fang marks on skin, Inspector Logan. After a while, you just know what you're looking at."
Edward said, "Is there anything else that makes you think male or female, Anita?"
"A lot of vamps prefer to take blood according to their sexual preferences, so most males prefer to feed on women, and a lot of females feed on men, but some new vamps take any victim that they can, just like any other young predator on a learning curve."
"Detective Logan here, Marshal Blake." And there was something in the way he said my title and name that let me know he wasn't happy about it. Or maybe I was being overly sensitive.
Micah looked at me, and the look was enough; he thought the same thing about Logan. Maybe I wasn't being overly sensitive.
"Yes, Detective Logan?"
"Are you saying that gay vampires would feed on same-sex victims?"
"Possibly, but if you've never had vampires in Ireland before, then these may all be very new. So again, they're probably going after whatever victim is easiest. Some women feel safer feeding on other women, even though as a vampire they could beat the shit out of most human men. They never quite get rid of the idea that men are stronger and more dangerous than they are, so they feed almost exclusively on other women regardless of their sexual preference."
"So basically, you don't know anything about these vampires just from the pictures?" Logan said, and he made sure that I heard the disdain.
"I told you that Anita would be more useful in person, Logan," Edward said, holding on to the cheerful Ted voice with effort. Logan had already been a pain in the ass for his voice to struggle like that.
"I don't think we need to fly your girlfriend in, Forrester."
"Logan!" And now I was sure it was a woman.
"That's enough, Luke, and I mean it this time," Pearson said.
"Everyone knows . . ."
"No," Pearson said, and the Irish accent held anger just fine, "everyone does not know, and before you start spreading rumors about a fellow officer, you might want to make certain you know what you're talking about."
"That's how a lot of the rumors get started," I said.
"What, Marshal Blake?"
"One person says something that isn't true, but it's too scandalous not to repeat, and then the rumors feed on each other, and before you know it, everyone knows the truth, even when it's a lie."
"Well said. I'm Inspector Sheridan, Rachel Sheridan." The woman's voice again.
"Glad to almost meet you, Inspector Sheridan," I said.
"You would take her side," Logan said in his sour voice.
"Who got your panties in a twist about me? We've never even met," I said.
"It's me he's mad at," Edward said in a voice that was far more cheerful than the words warranted.
"Why in blazes would I be mad at you?" Logan asked.
"Because you're jealous," Edward said.
"Why would I be jealous of you, Forrester?"
"For the same reason you're going to be jealous of Marshal Anita Blake."
"And why is that?"
"Anita, look at the next picture."
I hesitated for a second, then thought, Why the hell do I care if some cop in Ireland doesn't like me? I moved to the next image and it was another set of fang marks like the last ones, bigger fangs, and this time rough enough that the wounds were jagged around the edges. It made me have to swallow hard and fight off an urge to rub at the scars over my collarbone at the bend of my left arm where the same vampire had worried at me like a dog with a bone. It had almost cost me the use of my arm, but serious physical therapy and devotion to the weight room in the gym had left me better than I had been even before the injury.
"A vampire tried to rip a little and wiggled its fangs in the flesh, deciding if it was going to try to take a bigger bite out of the neck. It looks like a man's neck this time, or a larger woman's."
"It's a different vampire," Logan said, his voice demanding that I believe him.
"Maybe, but I doubt it."
"It's a different style of attack," he said.
"A different style of biting doesn't mean a different vamp, Inspector. The vampire is experimenting, deciding what he prefers. This one was either hungrier with this kill, or he's beginning to like the potential violence of it."
"Potential violence, my arse. He's sinking teeth into their necks. How much more violent can it get?"
"A lot more," I said.
"Go to the next picture," Edward said. His voice was very still with that edge of coldness that was usually close to the surface for him.
I did what he asked, and this time the holes in the side of the neck were huge. I didn't even think fang marks, just holes, as if someone had taken an ice pick, or something like it, and just driven it into the neck as far as it would go.
Micah made a small exhale of breath and reached for my arm. I realized that he might never have seen a vampire attack this violent. He was always so strong, so certain, and dealt with the violence in his life and mine so calmly that sometimes I forgot he hadn't seen everything I had, or vice versa. I was pretty sure there were things happening on his out-of-town trips for the Coalition that would have scared the shit out of me, even if it was just me being scared because of the danger to him and other people I cared about.
I took Micah's hand in mine while I asked the next question. "Who figured out this was a vampire attack and not just a murder with something sharp and pointy?"
"We didn't think vampire, because Ireland doesn't have them," Pearson said.
"Exactly, but someone figured it out."
Edward said, "I did."
"This kind of damage isn't typical for vampires. A lot of police--even here where we know it's a possibility--might have missed this," I said.
"You don't have to be nice to us, Blake."
"I'm being nice to everyone else, Logan. You're just collateral kindness."
"What?"
"Let me just apologize for Logan for the rest of the conversation. It will save time," Sheridan said.
"I don't need you to apologize for me, Rachel."
"Oh, you're going to apologize for yourself. Good man, go ahead," she said, and I could hear the almost-laughter in her voice. Some people rubbed everyone the wrong way, and apparently Logan was one of those, because no one in the room seemed to like him. It made me feel better that he wasn't picking on Edward and me special; he just picked at everybody.
"Keep going through the pictures," Edward said, as if the others weren't really there. Ted played well with others; Edward didn't.
The next picture was worse, as if someone had torn the throat out but didn't quite know what they were doing, so there was a fang mark left to one side of the meat that had been someone's throat.
"The vamp is figuring out how strong they are, and what that strength can do to a human body," I said.
"He's getting a taste for it," Edward said.
"Was that supposed to be a pun?" Logan asked, his voice accusatory.
"No," Edward said, "just accurate. You should try it sometime."
"Try what?"
"Accuracy." That one word was low and cold with anger. What the hell had Logan done to earn that level of anger from Edward?
"Who the hell are you to come into our city and tell us that we aren't accurate enough for you?"
"I didn't say that everyone was inaccurate, Logan, just you."
"You bastard!"
"Please, pretty please," Edward said in a serious voice
. He wanted Logan to take a swing at him. What the hell had happened in Ireland to make Edward as Ted fish that hard for a fight? It wasn't like him to mess around on the job like that. I was the one who usually mouthed off.
I did the only thing I could think of to help; I swiped to the next picture he'd sent me. There was another dainty bite on a neck, but on the opposite side of the same neck was the bigger set of bite marks, not the one that was messy, but the first one that I'd thought had degraded in the tearing-out of throats.
"Does this next victim have two bite marks on it from both of our first vampires?" I asked. No one answered me, so I raised my voice. "Ted, talk to me!"
"Yes, the first two vamps seem to be working together."
"Did that victim die?"
"No," Sheridan answered. "He wandered into a hospital because his neck was bleeding, but he couldn't remember how he got injured."
"They're starting to figure out how to work together," I said.
Logan's voice was strident. "Some expert you are, Blake. You were wrong about the second vampire. It's not the one tearing out throats."
"You've got at least three vampires on your hands," I said.
"Did you hear me, Blake? You were wrong!"
"I heard you, Logan. I'm okay with being wrong if it gets us better information to catch the vampires that are doing this."
"Two of them haven't hurt anyone too badly," Sheridan said.
"Have any of the victims been attacked a second time?"
"No," Pearson said.
"I told them to put protection details on the earlier victims," Edward said.
"Did they do it?"
"They're having a little trouble convincing their bosses to approve the overtime."
"Jesus, don't they realize that the vampires can call their one-bite victims out again?"
"I explained it to them."
"What we have a hard time understanding is, if this is true, then why isn't America overrun with vampires? If one bite enslaves a person, then you should all be slaves by now. You yourself are engaged to a vampire, Marshal Blake. If it were that easy to be enslaved, I don't think you would still be trusted as a police officer," Pearson said.
"If you donate blood willingly without being completely bespelled by the vampire's gaze, then he can't enslave your mind and call you at his whim. Done willingly with the minimum of mind tricks, it's not much more than a hickey or a love bite."
"Do you donate blood to your fiance?"
"I'll answer your question if you'll answer one of mine about your sex life," I said.
"I'm not asking about your sex life, Marshal."
"Yeah, you are."
Micah squeezed my hand and looked a caution at me. He was right; if I wasn't careful I'd be telling them more about my love life with Jean-Claude than I'd shared with my friends on the force here. Sometimes avoiding a question reveals more than just answering. I was sort of screwed on this one, very damned if you do and damned if you don't.
"They call it coffin bait in the States," Logan said.
"Coffin bait is the equivalent to a badge bunny, someone who will fuck any cop just because they're a cop. I'm actually only dating one vampire currently, so I don't qualify as coffin bait."
"How insulting a term is that considered to be in your country?" Pearson asked.
"He's basically called me a whore who will let any vampire both fuck me and bleed me, so pretty damned insulting."
Micah had let go of my hand so he could stand up and start massaging my shoulders through the robe, because I'd suddenly become very tense. Imagine that.
"I'll apologize on Logan's behalf and on behalf of all the Dublin Gardai."
"Gardai?" I made it a question with an uplift of the word.
"That's what the Irish police call themselves," Edward said. "Gardai is plural. Garda Siochana, literally Guardians of the Peace. Only between twenty and thirty percent of them are even trained with weapons."
"You're joking."
"No, I'm not."
"Wow, that's different from here."
"It only went over twenty percent because they had some foreign lycanthropes get out of hand about two years ago."
"It made the international news," I said. "Wasn't there a sorcerer involved, too? It was like a gang of preternatural criminals, right?"
"Not like, Marshal. It was," Pearson said.
"The sorcerer was homegrown, but the shapeshifters were immigrants, if I remember correctly."
"You remember correctly."
"And now you've got your first vampires. What's changed about your country in the last few years?"
"Nothing that I'm aware of," he said.
"Then why does Ireland suddenly have supernatural crime?"
"I don't know, but it's a good question."
"Do you have a good answer?" I asked.
"Not yet, but I may know who to ask for one now."
"We've all been trying to figure out why we have our first vampires," Logan said. "She hasn't told us anything that we didn't already know."
"She asked the question differently from anyone else; didn't you hear it?" Pearson asked.
"It's hard to hear anything when you have your head shoved that far up your own ass," Edward said.
"You won't always have other cops around you, Forrester."
"Is that a threat?"
"That would be illegal and I could jeopardize my career, so of course it's not a threat."
"Let's pretend it is a threat, because you need to understand that the other officers aren't keeping me safe from you; they're keeping you safe from me." His voice had started in Ted mode but had sunk all the way down to that cooler, slightly deeper Edward mode. What was it about Logan that made it so hard for him to stay in character? I'd been insulted worse than this before, and we'd both worked with bigger pains in the ass, so what had Logan done to get on Edward's serious shit list? Usually you had to be a bad guy to piss Edward off this badly.
"Enough out of both of you," Pearson said.
"I'll play nice if he does," Edward said.
"We're not playing here, Forrester. We're trying to catch these vampires before they kill more people. That's not a game."
"What good is playing if the stakes aren't high, Logan?"
"What does that even mean, Forrester?"
"It means that life and death are the ultimate stakes to play for."
"Ted, you might want to tone down the big-and-bad routine a little." It was the best I could do to warn him that he was being all too much Edward and not enough Ted. It was like Superman putting on Clark Kent's glasses but showing up to the Daily Planet in his super suit. If you're dressed up like Superman, the glasses aren't going to hide who you are.
"Yeah, Ted, tone it down for your girlfriend," Logan said.
"What are your rules on sexual harassment, Superintendent Pearson?"
"Why do you ask?"
"Logan just seems like he's going to keep pushing on this until it falls down around his ears."
"Nothing's going to be falling on me, Blake. This little problem goes one way, and that's your way."
"I'm glad we agree on something, Logan."
"What are you talking about?"
"You just said the problem is going to go my way; that means I win."
"That is not what I meant."
"Your language is imprecise, Logan. It has been the entire time I've been here," Edward said.
"Fuck you, Forrester."
"No, thanks."
"That is not what I meant, damn it, and you know that."
"I don't know anything about you, Logan, except you are an incredible pain in the ass," Edward said.
"If you can't work civilly with Marshal Forrester, then you may need off this case," Pearson said.
"I've been on this case from the beginning."
"We want the Americans to help us find and contain our vampires."
"We don't need some cowboy cop from the States to help us do our jobs," Logan said.
"So it's Ted now, is it?"
I suddenly had a clue: Logan liked Sheridan, God help us and her. She had reacted to Edward in such a way that Logan thought Sheridan liked Ted. We never really leave junior high and that he-likes-the-girl-who-likes-someone-else game, or reverse the sexes and get the same story. I wasn't a hundred percent sure I was right, but it was worth a try.
"How long have you been in Ireland?" I asked.
"A week."
"Donna and the kids must be missing you."
"I'm missing them, too."
"She must be frantic having you gone in the middle of all the wedding planning."
"Our wedding is just about finalized. It's your wedding that's taking forever to plan."
"The wedding has gotten huge," I said, and felt that familiar tightening of my stomach whenever I let myself think too hard about the size of the guest list.
"Looks like you'll be my best man before I get to be yours, at this rate."
"Wait. Did you say that Blake is going to be your best man?"
"Yep," Edward said, trying to get back into Ted-space, and failing worse than I'd ever seen him before. He was usually the master of disguise, but something about Logan just threw the hell out of his usual suave self.
"And your fiancee isn't bothered by Blake being in your wedding?"
"Donna encouraged it."
"Well, you know what they say: all the good ones are taken," Sheridan said, which meant she hadn't been subtle about being attracted to Edward. He was five-eight, blond, blue-eyed, naturally slender but in great shape, and if you went by the reaction from other women, very attractive. I didn't see it, but then he'd threatened to torture or kill me, which put a real damper on me seeing him as cute. Now we were so close as friends that it was almost an incest taboo.
I tried to swipe for more pictures on the computer, but we were done. "This can't be all the pictures, Ted."
"It's not, but it's the ones they'll let me share with you."
"Gentlemen and lady, are you really that prejudiced against my psychic gift?"
"It's nothing personal, Blake," Pearson said.
"The hell it's not."
"The hell it is," he said, and then he seemed to think about what he'd just said. "I'm having one of those flashbacks to that American cartoon where it's always duck season and never rabbit season."
"You're hunting vampires; my necromancy could help you do that."
"The dead do not walk in Ireland, except as ghosts, Marshal Blake."
"Bullshit, and you know it. You have a vampire problem."
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