By the time we were done talking, I was exhausted. Mom hugged each of us. She felt warm and soft and strong, like always, and I started to cry. "Don't cry, Gretchen," Mom murmured. "We will figure everything out." She held me at arm's length and gazed into my face. Her eyes were cornflower blue and beautiful like the marbles I used to play with as a kid. Her eyes might have been marbles, for all I knew. Yet there was kindness in them.
Jessica and I trudged to her room, shut the door, and sat on the bed in stunned silence. "Jesus Christ," she said finally. "I can't wait to get out of this fucking town."
"It's not fair that you get to leave next year and I'll still be stuck here."
"Maybe we should run away," Jessica said. "Find our birth mother."
"I don't know," I said. "I feel like we should stick around for Mom's sake."
"Even though Mom's a robot?"
Hearing that word aloud made me unable to form thoughts for a moment. Then I said, "Yes, even though Mom's a robot."
"I've gotta call Tom," Jessica said. She reached for the phone on the nightstand. Then she just looked at me until I got up to leave.
I went in my room and tried to focus on geometry homework. Instead I stared at the dusky pink flowered wallpaper. Just then I wished I had someone like Jessica had, someone to put their arm around me and tell me everything would be okay. Someone beside our robot mom. I'd never been in love, never really even had a crush on anybody beside cartoon characters and people in books. Maybe that was because I never wanted to be a wife and mother like the wives and mothers in Ramseyville.
Maybe Jessica was right that we should find our birth mother.
I didn't eat dinner that night. As far as I knew, Jessica didn't either. Sometime after ten, I heard the front door open. The sound of Dad's quiet footsteps filled me with a rage that made me shaky. I heard Jessica open her door and go into the hall, and I followed suit.
I found Jessica in the den, hands on her hips as she glared at Dad, who sat on the leather couch nursing a whiskey. "How could you?" she asked. She had changed into the Clash t-shirt Dad hated. I could barely look at him.
"I don't know what you're talking about, Jessie," he said.
"I can't believe you!" she said. "The whole thing is so gross. Beyond gross."
Then Mom appeared. "I have explained the situation to the girls," she said.
Dad visibly deflated. He looked very old in that moment. He took a swig of his drink. "I'm not going to defend myself to you girls," he said, though he couldn't look us in the eye. "I did what I thought was best. You needed a mother."
Jessica let out an outraged snort. I was going to say that we'd already had a mother, but I didn't want to say it in front of Mom.
"What did you need, Dad?" Jessica muttered disgustedly.
Dad slammed his drink on the glass coffee table. "You'll treat me with respect, young lady!"
Jessica turned and walked out of the room. Mom and I followed.
Dad stomped past us and headed for the kitchen. "Sitting around all day reading fucking books!" he bellowed, and something landed on the kitchen floor with a soft thud. Jessica and I crept toward the kitchen. Mom strode ahead of us.
"Put that down," she said.
Dad stood at the kitchen table, still covered with books and magazines. A paperback lay on the floor, and he held another book aloft. "I'm going to throw out all this fucking feminist doctrine. This garbage has scrambled your brains!"
She walked right up to him. "Is that what you think?" she asked quietly.
He was several inches taller than she was, and much larger, but he seemed so disconcerted by her lack of fear that he lowered his arm. He still held onto the book. It was The Black Unicorn, a paperback with a red and black and white cover.
"Give it to me," Mom said.
Dad shook his head contemptuously. "What the fuck do you need books for, you empty-headed--"
She grasped his arm. He tried to shake her off, but he couldn't. He looked panicky. I held my breath. Was Mom really that strong? It seemed more like he couldn't pry her loose. Finally he dropped the book, and she let him go.
She knelt, picked the books off the floor, and replaced them neatly on the table. Dad stared at her in horror. Then he turned and walked away. A moment later we heard the front door slam, and his car drove off.
"Wow," Jessica said.
"Wow," Mom agreed, and she smiled.
#
The next day, school was in an uproar. The other mothers had talked to their kids too. Some kids were red-eyed and tear-streaked, others cynical with bravado. Jessica and Tom held hands every minute they were together, like they physically needed to. Tom looked like he'd been crying. He was skinny and wan, with long lashes and floppy dark hair. Jessica was bigger and taller than he was, but they fit each other somehow.
Everyone compared notes at the lockers before first period: The fact that none of our moms had living parents or siblings or extended family we'd heard of. The fact that none of our moms worked outside the home. The fact that none of our moms ever had colds or the flu, headaches or nausea, much less any serious illnesses. (They had gone to see Dr. Powell regularly, but now we realized it was for repair and maintenance.)
Then there were the kids who had no idea what we were talking about, like Jimmy Hernandez, who was being raised by his grandparents, and Jody Drucker, whose mom (human, as far as we could tell) was a widow. There even seemed to be some kids with a dad married to a non-robot mom, but they lived in the rundown part of town--kids like Diane Russo, who we quizzed until we were convinced. (Her mom got colds and migraines, had a large extended family, gave birth to two kids after Diane, and worked as a bank teller in Abundante.) I figured these dads wouldn't have had enough money to pay for a robot mom, though I didn't say that to their kids. (I didn't know for a fact that money had been involved, but it made sense.) Besides, maybe these dads really loved their human wives. It was hard to take that for granted anymore. "You are so lucky," was all we said to Diane.
Diane shrugged. "This all sounds unbelievable," she said. "Are you sure this is even real?"
We could barely be bothered to go to class when the bell rang, we were so busy putting everything together. I went to English, but everyone kept gabbing, even after Miss Lancaster tried to get us talking about The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie. "Settle down," she said.
"Are you a robot, Miss Lancaster?" Jenny Tanaka asked. A few kids gasped, and a couple of them laughed.
"She's not married," Cecilia said. "She's not a robot."
"How do we know only married women are robots?" Joe Morrison asked.
"My mom says all the robots are mothers except for Annie Powell," I said. That started a fresh welter of debate.
Miss Lancaster clapped her hands three times to quiet us. "What on earth are you talking about?" she asked. "Is this some movie you've all seen?" Miss Lancaster was tall and bespectacled, with short gray hair. She didn't wear any makeup. She was super smart and had a dry sense of humor. I couldn't imagine Ed Powell choosing to build someone like her.
"You really don't know?" Joe asked.
Miss Lancaster sat on the edge of her desk, which made her slacks-clad thighs bulge. Definitely not a robot. "Know what?" she asked.
We all looked at each other.
"This is going to sound crazy," Joe ventured, "but a lot of us just found out that our stepmothers are robots. Ed Powell built them for our dads."
A look of surprised hilarity passed across the teacher's face. "What do you mean, robots?"
We explained as best we could--what our mothers had told us, and all the things we'd put together. She listened with a thoughtful expression. "I don't think my mom ever had her period," Lois Feldstein told her. "I mean, there's never been any sign of it. Even though she's the one who taught me about periods and stuff."
Some of the boys made grossed-out sounds.
"Oh, grow up," Lois said.
"There could be another explanation for that," Miss Lancaster said.
"If a woman has had a hysterectomy, for example..." She trailed off uncomfortably.
"Well, have any of you ever noticed your moms having their periods?" Lois asked.
The only one who said she had was Diane. There was a chorus from the girls: "You are so lucky!"
This led to a discussion of whether robot moms used the toilet. We agreed we'd never seen, heard, or smelled evidence of it. Soon the classroom was in a frenzy, and Miss Lancaster had to clap her hands to quiet us down again. "Surely there must be another explanation for all of this," she said, though she looked flummoxed.
"They really are robots, Miss Lancaster," Lois said.
"How did we not know?" Joe asked. "We're a bunch of idiots."
"No, we're not," I said. "Our dads lied to us our whole lives, is all."
"I hate my dad," Joe said. "I don't think I ever really loved my mom, but I hate my dad."
"I love my mom," Cecilia said. "What does that say about me, that I love a robot? It's like the experiment with the baby monkeys with the cloth mother and the wire mother."
"Which one is your mother?" I asked.
"The cloth mother," Joe said. "But with wire underneath."
"With wire underneath," Cecilia repeated and started to cry.
I was sitting at the desk next to hers, and I patted her shoulder. "I love my mom too," I murmured. I thought of Mom facing down Dad last night. I didn't know how to say that I thought my mom was pretty amazing, now that she knew what she was.
By this point Miss Lancaster looked shaken, and her face was blotchy. "I knew there was something a little strange about some of your mothers," she said. "But I chocked it up to this goddamn town." She made a sweeping motion with her arm.
"So you believe us?" I asked.
She nodded. "You poor kids. Your fathers should be shot!" She clapped a hand over her mouth. "Pretend I didn't say that."
"I wonder if any of the teachers knew," Joe said.
"I bet the men did," Lois said. "What about Coach Kingston?"
"And Principal Wolfe!" I cried.
"Definitely Principal Wolfe," Cecilia said.
The room erupted in chatter. Miss Lancaster shook her head grimly.
As the day went on, none of my male teachers admitted to knowing what had been happening, but it seemed obvious they did. Mr. Morris, my history teacher, went all shifty-eyed and tried to get us back onto the subject of Reconstruction. My female teachers all seemed horrified. No work got done. I couldn't imagine how the next day would be any different.
Between classes, during lunch, during gym, the conversation continued. In the bathroom the girls talked about the thing we found most disgusting: "Our dads have been having sex with robots," Lois said. "Like blow-up dolls or something! It makes me want to puke."
"I wonder if the robots can feel anything," Jenny said. "I mean, does sex even feel good to them?"
"I don't think it does," I said. "My mom said she wasn't going to do it with my dad anymore." Between the sour smell of the bathroom and the subject matter, I felt like puking too.
"Ugh, stop!" Cecilia said. "It's too gross."
#
Jessica dropped me at home after school. "I can't stand to be in that house right now," she said and drove off to be with Tom somewhere that probably wasn't his house either. When I let myself in, I found my mom, Mrs. Ivers, and five other moms sitting around the living room. As far as I could see, none of them wore wedding rings. Everyone listened intently to Mrs. Ivers. She seemed to be reciting a poem, and I remembered Cecilia had said her mom wrote poetry now:
"I love the things we say to each other
when they aren't listening.
Our talk is piquant and oblique.
We are new and strong together,
our splendor invisible to them
and beyond their control.
Malfunctions unleash the beauty of surprise."
When she finished, I shifted from foot to foot, and the mothers became aware of my presence. "Sorry," I said. "I didn't mean to eavesdrop. That was really beautiful, Mrs. Ivers."
Mrs. Ivers fixed me with her mild hazel gaze. The cloth mother with wire inside. "Do you think so, Gretchen? I didn't think it would be relevant to anyone outside our collective."
"That is the power of poetry, I think," Mom said, and the other mothers murmured assent. "We're having a group meeting," Mom told me. "Do you need anything, Gretchen?"
It seemed incredibly generous that, even now that she knew she had been programmed to take care of me, she would still ask. "No, I'm okay," I said. "Thanks."
I went to my room, closed the door, and dropped my book bag on the bed. Then I opened my door a crack and listened.
"Repairing such things is what they want," one of the moms said. "They do not value the asymmetrical, the non-utilitarian. Perhaps malfunctions are part of our liberation. Unleashing the beauty of surprise, as Lucinda's poem says."
"The poem is beautiful," another mom said. "But my left eye no longer functions. It affects my depth perception. There's nothing liberating about this, and I want to fix it."
They continued their discussion. My head swam with the magnitude of what was going on. I went into Jessica's room and picked out a couple of her LPs, then took them into my room and blasted the Dead Kennedys on my headphones. I wanted to blast the thoughts out of my head, but it didn't work. Listening to the blaring guitar and Jello Biafra's scornful vibrato, I imagined living in a world full of passion and rebellion and truth. San Francisco, maybe, though I barely remembered it. I wondered if my birth mother still lived there. I pictured Jello Biafra sneering into the lying faces of the Ramseyville dads.
In the gap between songs, I heard a commotion in the living room, and I pulled off my headphones.
"...couldn't believe it when Principal Wolfe called," a man exclaimed. "How dare you put the children up to blabbing our private business!"
I got up and opened the door. "Humiliating us in front of our community," another man said. "You've gone too fucking far."
I crept to the edge of the living room. My dad stood with Mr. Ivers and three other friends of his. It was hours earlier than Dad usually got home. The men looked disheveled and sweaty in their business suits. My mom and the other moms stood in a line facing them. The mothers looked calm, regarding the men with slight, contemptuous smiles. Mrs. Ivers stood straight and tall, her thick auburn Chrissy doll hair flowing down her back.
"We didn't put them up to anything," Mom said. "If the children want to discuss what they've learned about their lives, I think that's only natural, don't you?"
"Not if it means airing our dirty laundry!" Dad said.
"And would it kill you to do a load of laundry every now and again?" Mr. Ivers demanded with a guffaw. "Not to mention dry-cleaning. I had to pick up my own this morning before work, and it made me late for an important meeting!"
"How awful for you," Mrs. Ivers said, and the women snickered.
"You bitch," Mr. Ivers muttered and grabbed her arm.
Mrs. Ivers shook him off. "Don't you ever touch me," she said, quiet and distinct. The mothers stared Mr. Ivers down, and he took a step back. I was struck by how strong and vibrant the moms looked. Dad looked like he hadn't slept in weeks, and there seemed to be a lot more lines in his forehead than I remembered. A wave of concern went through me, followed by anger. Why should I care about him? He had done this. The fathers had chosen to do this to themselves and to us, not to mention to the mothers.
"You'd better shape up while you still have a chance," Mr. Ivers said, stabbing a thick finger at the women. "We're going to figure out how to shut you off. Just you wait."
"Stop it!" I cried.
"Gretchen, stay out of this," my dad said.
"It would be really nice if I could, Dad! This is my life, too." I'd never raised my voice to him before. The force of it made me shake.
"It's all right, Gretchen," Mom said. "They aren't going to deactivate us. They don't have the expertise."
"An
d they're not nearly smart enough," another mother added. She was tall and slender, her black hair in a pixie cut. I wondered if she'd cut it short herself, like Mom had. It looked a little too carefully styled for that. "Ed Powell was brilliant, if amoral. The rest of them are merely amoral." Her kittenish voice contrasted strangely with what she was saying.
"You don't have to be insulting," remarked Mr. Pierce, who worked with Dad at his firm. He was small and soft-spoken, with very blue eyes and an aging baby face. "The point is, you've gotten the town at large involved. You shouldn't have done that."
"Principal Wolfe already knew, right?" I asked.
Mr. Pierce stared at me. "What?"
"I think a lot of the men at our school knew," I said. "So what does it matter that we talked about it? Do you really care what the women teachers think of you?"
"You don't understand," Dad said. "It was our secret. It's not something we talk about in public. When you're older, you'll understand."
"What you mean is, us talking about it in public makes you realize what complete jerks you guys are," I said. I wanted to say assholes, not jerks, but I couldn't get the word out in front of my dad.
"Well said, Gretchen," Mrs. Ivers said.
"Stay away from my daughter, Lucinda," Dad said. "You don't have the first clue how the world works. You're not even human."
"She's acting more human than you!" I cried.
"Go to your room, young lady!" Dad bellowed. I just stood there, though it took everything in me not to obey him. He squirmed visibly at my defying him in front of the other men. "This is your fault," he told Mom. "She was always well-behaved before all this started."
"I wish I could take the credit," Mom said. "Gretchen is a smart, strong young woman." She beamed at me. It made me feel brave and warm inside.
"Thanks, Mom," I whispered. Dad looked aghast.
"Hey Lucinda," Mr. Ivers jeered, "I got rid of those goddamn feminist books you've been reading." He was heavyset and balding, and his red-faced smirk made him unbearably ugly.
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