by John Niven
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Copyright © John Niven 2018
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This book is a work of satirical fiction. In some cases true life figures appear but their actions and conversations are entirely fictitious. All other characters, and all names of places and descriptions of events, are the product of the author’s imagination and any resemblance to actual persons or places is entirely coincidental.
First published by William Heinemann in 2018
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