Satan Loves You

No matter how much you hate your job, Satan hates his job more. If Heaven is Las Vegas, Hell is Detroit: a chunk of deeply undesireable real estate that's short on funds and falling apart at the seams. But unlike Detroit, Hell is full of damned souls, lazy demons and dead celebrities that are a constant pain in Satan's butt with their endless whining, their personal issues and their petty problems. No wonder the Lord of Darkness is burnt out, exhausted, bored, irritable and completely and utterly depressed.But now, in the face of a power grab by his former BFF's – the officious and smarmy Heavenly Host – Satan's got to reach deep and find a way to save Hell from a corporate takeover. And if there have to be some unionized demons, hat-wearing chihuahuas, Spanish songbirds, overly-aggressive nuns and zombie hipsters along the way, that's just the way things go in Hell.