The Pickled Apocalypse of Pancake Island

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Product DescriptionA demented fairy tale about a pickle, a pancake, and the apocalypse. It is Gaston Glew's sixteenth Sad Day - the sixteenth anniversary of the saddest day of his life: his day of birth - and his parents have just committed suicide. Fed up with the sadness of Pickled Planet, Gaston Glew builds a rocket ship and blasts off into outer space, hoping to escape his briny fate. Meanwhile, on Pancake Island, Fanny Fod, the most beautiful pancake girl in the world, nurses a secret sadness as she guards the origin of all happiness: the mysterious Cuddlywumpus. When Gaston's rocket ship crash-lands in the sea of maple syrup that surrounds Pancake Island, nothing will ever be the same for him, or for Fanny Fod. Captain Pickle says: "Unchain yourself from this briny fate, oh pickled prisoner, and read Cameron Pierce's The Pickled Apocalypse of Pancake Island: A Tragedy for People Who Eat Food!" From the Inside Flap"Weird, wicked, wonderful." - PIERS ANTHONY, New York Times bestselling author of the Xanth series "A most definite fractured fairy tale. (And my favorite book title of all time.)" - S. G. BROWNE, author of Breathers and Fated "Dr. Seuss meets David Cronenberg." - CARLTON MELLICK III, author of Satan Burger and The Faggiest Vampire__ "...a very sweet and hopeful book, romantic and emotional and touching and funny." - MYKLE HANSEN, author of Help! A Bear is Eating Me__"Pierce is one of the weirdest, most imaginative writers around." - LLOYD KAUFMAN, director of The Toxic Avenger and Poultrygeist "Before he goes gently into that weird night by spontaneously combusting, Pierce seems hellbent on writing his fill of Bizarro lit. His tales include many standard tropes, like pickles and pancakes falling in love, or ass-shaped goblins who abduct children for slave labor and eating, or flying Biblical sharks. It's a scene." - CRACKED.COM