Read They Did Depart Storyline:
Amala of Ich'tal braved the miasma of a broken world left derelict by the old gods. It stung her wounds and fostered a deep madness in the wildlings. She ventured past the protective walls of her people's settlement on a mission of providence. Accompanied by the sudden resounding crash, the throne of a god had fallen to earth.With all the stress, confusion, frustration and bullshit in modern life more and more people are being taken in by Fo-Pu –– the ancient Chinese art of getting your shit together. Fo-Pu has been used by successful Chinese leaders and businessmen for longer than a rat can juggle a litre of coke using chop sticks. For the first time we bring these methods of Chinese thought and practices to the West in the hope that they may benefit others and make us a wad in the process.Fo Pu is nothing other than the complete answer to achieving delirious happiness, world peace, halting climate change, making loads of money and not making a total twat of yourself when talking to the opposite sex. In other words, buy it or remain a sad, sorry loser.This book is a comprehensive guide covering all the principle topics. including D’ung, The Yik and The Yuk, Polarisation, The Psychic Third Nostril and psychic sniffing, together with a translation of The Book of Pu itselfZi Gu is an expert on Fo Pu as she has a Chinese name and once read something about it in a magazine."Fake shit," - The Oriental ObserverShort humour approx 2700 words + illustrationsPages of They Did Depart :
