Dinner Bell for the Dream Worms

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ReviewFirst-time author Jason Wuchenich delivers 2 offbeat tales, one that would probably rank in the top 5 at the next World Horror Convention "gross-out" contest. --The Horror Fiction Review, April 1, 2010 Skank Clusters is one of the reasons I've come to love bizarro so much! This is satire at the very best. Basically the world has gotten addicted to skanks (though this variety of skank is grown organically and is geared for the public's "consumption") to devastating ends. This set-up is accompanied by a "buddy tale" concept, as two (obligatorily hapless non-heroes) characters head out on a quest to stop the carnal carnage that is sending the world to hell. Their tactics provide amusement on many different levels, their final choice is priceless. The narrative on this is strong - splicing the story (which is humorous enough as it is) with visions of the devastation that befalling mankind, courtesy of some news footage. While the humor is juvenile, this is a prime, Grade-A satire that I cherish. There is a veritable obsession with skanks in the world, and the objectification of the lot. "Skank Clusters" delivers the goods and turns the obsession on its literal ear. --The Authors Speak, May 26, 2010 Product DescriptionHave you ever wanted to taste your fiction in fetid detail? Does the thought of inducing bloody mind-vomit excite you? Perhaps you should answer the dinner bell and gorge yourself. The technicolor fairytales of Jason Wuchenich's 'Dinner Bell for the Dream Worms' are a celebration of divine depravity. Marvel as clusters of vine-grown skanks turn the world into a sewer of dirty sex. Learn to sympathize with a love-stricken Incubus who can only materialize with the aid of flatulence. Delight at the magical song of anal-dwelling minstrels. Enter a mind set where scalping yourself is an understandable reaction to an impending television appearance. With enough deranged sex and gratuitous violence to weave into a horrifying rug, Jason Wuchenich's first book is a perfect combination of brains and vomit.