I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me

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“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.”—Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850“How do I hate thee? How much time do you have?”—Joan Rivers, today, about two-ishJoan Rivers is a groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess. She’s also opinionated—especially when it comes to people she hates. Like people who think giving birth is a unique achievement. Or well-adjusted, a.k.a. boring, ex-child stars who don’t even have a decent addiction.With all of her diverse experiences, it stands to reason that Joan has seen, done, said, and heard a lot of hateful things. Thank god, she took notes.Here—uncensored and totally uninhibited—she give the best of her worst to First Ladies, closet cases, hypocrites, Hollywood, feminists, and overrated historical figures. And even when letting herself have it, Joan doesn’t hold back in this honest, unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us.Review“An encyclopedia of kvetches by Joan Rivers, with more punch lines per paragraph than any book I’ve read in years.”—The New York Times“Often hilarious, often shocking, totally politically incorrect.”—Liz Smith, The Huffington Post (I think if this content was exclusive to huffpo we should mention them; if it’s syndicated we can just use her name if you prefer.)“An entertaining rant on how she hates nearly everything and everyone, especially herself....The only thing missing is the sound of a drum roll and cymbals to feel as though one is sitting in a nightclub watching a live comedy marathon.”—Kirkus Reviews"Joan Rivers is extraordinary, but she's not for the easily offended-or for anyone who gets offended at all.”--PeopleAbout the AuthorJOAN RIVERS is a force of nature and one of the hardest-working celebrities in the world. An entertainment legend, she’s an internationally renowned comedienne, Tony-nominated actress, New York Times bestselling author, Emmy Award-winning television talk show host, playwright, screenwriter, motion picture director, columnist, lecturer, syndicated radio host, jewelry designer and cosmetic company entrepreneur, red carpet fashion laureate, businesswoman and a proud mother and grandmother.