Suburban Gnome Invasion
by Julie Jansen
When a gnome family takes up residence under a house in a suburban neighborhood, a human family realizes the creatures aren't your normal garden variety. They're a new breed, a mutated invasive species infiltrating North America. The animals are worse than rats, bats, possums, or raccoons. They're extremely territorial and skilled with bows and poison arrows. When an unemployed dad is tasked with ridding his house of the nasty little pests he realizes he's got his work cut out for him. The chore proves one that endangers not only his property value, but the lives of his family.