Help! A Bear Is Eating Me!

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Product DescriptionA laugh-out-loud tale of a man being eaten by a bear."I believe all God's creatures have a soul...except bears, bears are Godless killing machines!" -STEPHEN COLBERTTrapped in a remote Alaskan forest, pinned under his own SUV, gnawed upon by nature's finest predators, Marv Pushkin -- Corporate Warrior, Positive Thinker, Esquire subscriber -- waits impatiently for an ambulance and explains in detail the many reasons why this unfolding tragedy is everyone's fault but his own. From the Inside Flap"Mykle Hansen's book is the Scarlet Letter, the Age of Innocence, the Wuthering Heights of books narrated by a guy being eaten by a bear -- The Last of the Motherfuckin' Mohican's of ursine mastication. Just sayin'." -CHRISTOPHER MOORE, author of Fool and A Dirty Job"Brilliant, poignant, and utterly hilarious." -CARLTON MELLICK III, author of Satan Burger"A satirical swan song for the secret reptile desires in every American heart...face-melting fun from first to last." -JEREMY ROBERT JOHNSON, author of Angel Dust Apocalypse and Extinction Journals"A unique and memorable work of absurd humor." -LITERARY STRANGE DIGEST