The United States of Air: a Satire that Mocks the War on Terror

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The War on Drugs.The War on Terror.The War on Fat.
Wars only America can win.
Food Enforcement Agent Jason Frolick believes in eating air. He struggles to get the food monkey off his back. As part of the Global War on Fat, his job is to put food terrorists in Fat Camp.

When a pizza dealer gets whacked in the park across the street from the Thin House, the Prophet Jones himself asks Frolick to investigate. For the first time ever, Frolick solves a murder—‌but what he finds out shakes his faith.

Will he ever be able to eat air again?