The Best of Mary Roberts Rinehart

by Mary Roberts Rinehart

  "Dearest Minnie," the note inside said, "I had them matched to my own thatch, and I think they'll match yours. And since, in the words of the great Herbert Spencer, things that match the same thing match each other—! What do you say?—Barnes."

  "P. S.—I love you. I feel like a damn fool saying it, but heaven knows it's true."

  "P. P. S.—Still love you. It's easier the second time."

  "N. B.—I love you—got the habit now and can't stop writing it.—B."

  Well, I had to keep calm and attend to business, but I was seething inside like a Seidlitz powder. Every few minutes I'd reread the letter under the edge of the stand, and the more I read it the more excited I got. When a woman's gone past thirty before she gets her first love-letter, she isn't sure whether to thank providence or the man, but she's pretty sure to make a fool of herself.

  Thoburn came to the news stand on his way out with the ice-cutting gang to the pond.

  "Last call to the dining-car, Minnie," he said. "'Will you—won't you—will you—won't you—will you join the dance?'"

  "I haven't any reason for changing my plans," I retorted. "I promised the old doctor to stick by the place, and I'm sticking."

  "As the man said when he sat down on the flypaper. You're going by your heart, Minnie, and not by your head, and in this toss, heads win."

  But with my new puffs on the back of my head, and my letter in my pocket, I wasn't easy to discourage. Thoburn shouldered his pick and, headed by Doctor Barnes, the ice-cutters started out in single file. As they passed the news stand Doctor Barnes glanced at me, and my heart almost stopped.

  "Do they—is it a match?" he asked, with his eyes on mine.

  I couldn't speak, but I nodded "yes," and all that afternoon I could see the wonderful smile that lit up his face as he went out. It made him almost good-looking. Oh, there's nothing like love, especially if you've waited long enough to be hungry for it, and not spoiled your taste for it by a bite here and a piece of a heart there, beforehand, so to speak.

  Miss Cobb stopped at the news stand on her way to the gymnasium. She was a homely woman at any time, and in her bloomers she looked like a soup-bone. Under ordinary circumstances she'd have seen the puffs from the staircase and have asked what they cost and told me they didn't match, in one breath. But she had something else on her mind. She padded over to the counter in her gym shoes, and for once she'd forgotten her legs.

  "May I speak to you, Minnie?" she asked.

  "You mostly do," I said. "There isn't a new rule about speaking, is there?"

  "This is important, Minnie," she said, rolling her eyes around as she always did when she was excited. "I'm in such a state of ex—I see you bought the puffs! Perhaps you will lend them to me if we arrange for a country dance."

  "They don't match," I objected. "They—they wouldn't look natural, Miss Cobb."

  "They don't look natural on you, either. Do you suppose anybody believes that the Lord sent you hair in seventeen rows of pipes, so that, red as it is, it looks like an instantaneous water-heater?"

  "I'm not lending them," I said firmly. It would have been like lending an engagement ring, to my mind. Miss Cobb was not offended. She went at once to what had brought her, and bent over the counter.

  "Where's the Summers woman?" she asked.

  "In the gym. She's made herself a new gym suit out of her polka dotted silk, and she looks lovely."

  "Humph!" retorted Miss Cobb. "Minnie, you love Miss Jennings almost like a daughter, don't you?"

  "Like a sister, Miss Cobb," I said. "I'm not feeble yet."

  "Well, you wouldn't want to see her deceived."

  "I wouldn't have it," I answered.

  "Then what do you call this?" She put a small package on the counter, and stared at me over it. "There's treachery here, black treachery." She pointed one long thin forefinger at the bundle.

  "What is it? A bomb?" I asked, stepping back. More than once it had occurred to me that having royalty around sometimes meant dynamite. Miss Cobb showed her teeth.

  "Yes, a bomb," she said. "Minnie, since that creature took my letters and my er—protectors, I have suspected her. Now listen. Yesterday I went over the letters and I missed one that beautiful one in verse, beginning, 'Oh, creature of the slender form and face!' Minnie, it had disappeared—melted away."

  "I'm not surprised," I said.

  "And so, last night, when the Summers woman was out, goodness knows where, Blanche Moody and I went through her room. We did not find my precious missive from Mr. Jones, but we did find these, Minnie, tied around with a pink silk stocking."

  "Heavens!" I said, mockingly. "Not a pink silk!"

  "Pink," she repeated solemnly. "Minnie, I have felt it all along. Mr. Oskar von Inwald is the prince himself."

  "No!"

  "Yes. And more than that, he is making desperate love to Miss Summers. Three of those letters were written in one day! Why, even Mr. Jones—"

  "The wretch!" I cried. I was suddenly savage. I wanted to take Mr. von Inwald by the throat and choke him until his lying tongue was black, to put the letters where Miss Patty could never see them. I wanted—I had to stop to sell Senator Biggs some chewing-gum, and when he had gone, Miss Cobb was reaching out for the bundle. I snatched it from her.

  "Give me those letters instantly," she cried shrilly. But I marched from behind the counter and over to the fireplace.

  "Never," I said, and put the package on the log. When they were safely blazing, I turned and looked at Miss Cobb.

  "I'd put my hand right beside those letters to save Miss Patty a heartache," I said, "and you know it."

  "You're a fool." She was raging. "You'll let her marry him and have the heartaches afterward."

  "She won't marry him," I snapped, and walked away with my chin up, leaving her staring.

  But I wasn't so sure as I pretended to be. Mr. von Inwald and Mr. Jennings had been closeted together most of the morning, and Mr. von Inwald was whistling as he started out for the military walk. It seemed as if the very thing that had given Mr. Pierce his chance to make good had improved Mr. Jennings' disposition enough to remove the last barrier to Miss Jennings' wedding with somebody else.

  Well, what's one man's meat is another man's poison.

  CHAPTER XXVIII

  LOVE, LOVE, LOVE

  Even if we hadn't known, we'd have guessed there was something in the air. There was an air of subdued excitement during the rest hour in the spring-house, and a good bit of whispering and laughing, in groups which would break up with faces as long as the moral law the moment they saw my eye on them.

  They were planning a mutiny, as you may say, and I guess no sailors on a pirate ship were more afraid of the captain's fist than they were of Mr. Pierce's disapproval. He'd been smart enough to see that most of them, having bullied other people all their lives, liked the novelty of being bullied themselves. And now they were getting a new thrill by having a revolt. They were terribly worked up.

  Miss Patty stayed after the others had gone, sitting in front of the empty fireplace in the same chair Mr. Pierce usually took, and keeping her back to me. When I'd finished folding the steamer rugs and putting them away, I went around and stood in front of her.

  "Your eyes are red," I remarked.

  "I've got a cold." She was very haughty.

  "Your nose isn't red," I insisted. "And, anyhow, you say you never have a cold."

  "I wish you would let me alone, Minnie." She turned her back to me. "I dare say I may have a cold if I wish."

  "Do you know what they are saying here?" I demanded. "Do you know that Miss Cobb has found out in some way or other who Mr. von Inwald is? And that the four o'clock gossip edition says your father has given his consent and that you can go and buy a diadem or whatever you are going to wear, right off?"

  "Well," she said, in a choked voice, with her back to me, "what of it? Didn't you and Mr. Pierce both do your best to bring it about?"

  "Our what?" I couldn't believe my ears.


  "You made father well. He's so p—pleasant he'll do anything except leave this awful place!"

  "Well, of all the ungrateful people—" I began, and then Mr. Pierce came in. He had a curious way of stopping when he saw her, as if she just took the wind out of his sails, so to speak, and then of whipping off his hat, if anything with sails can wear a hat, and going up to her with his heart in his eyes. He always went straight to her and stopped suddenly about two feet away, trying to think of something ordinary to say. Because the extraordinary thing he wanted to say was always on the end of his tongue.

  But this day he didn't light up when he saw her. He went through all the other motions, but his mouth was set in a straight line, and when he came close to her and looked down his eyes were hard.

  It's been my experience of men that the younger they are the harder they take things and the more uncompromising they are. It takes a good many years and some pretty hard knocks to make people tolerant.

  "I was looking for you," he said to her. "The bishop has just told me. There are no obstacles now."

  "None," she said, looking up at him with wretchedness in her eyes, if he had only seen. "I am very happy."

  "She was just saying," I said bitterly, "how grateful she was to both of us."

  "I don't understand."

  "It is not hard to understand," she said, smiling. I wanted to slap her. "Father was unreasonable because he was ill. You have made him well. I can never thank you enough."

  But she rather overdid the joy part of it, and he leaned over and looked in her face.

  "I think I'm stupid," he said. "I know I'm unhappy. But isn't that what I was to do—to make them well if I could?"

  "How could anybody know—" she began angrily, and then stopped. "You have done even more," she said sweetly. "You've turned them into cherubims and seraphims. Butter wouldn't melt in their mouths. Ugh! How I hate amiability raised to the NTH power!"

  He smiled. I think it was getting through his thick man's skull that she wasn't so happy as she should have been, and he was thrilled through and through.

  "My amiability must be the reason you dislike me!" he suggested. They had both forgotten me.

  "Do I dislike you?" she asked, raising her eyebrows. "I never really thought about it, but I'm sure I don't." She didn't look at him, she looked at me. She knew I knew she lied.

  His smile faded.

  "Well," he said, "speaking of disliking amiability, you don't hate yourself, I'm sure."

  "You are wrong," she retorted, "I loathe myself." And she walked to the window. He took a step or two after her.

  "Why do it at all?" he asked in a low tone. "You don't love him—you can't. And if it isn't love—" He remembered me suddenly and stopped.

  "Please go on," she said sweetly from the window. "Do not mind Minnie. She is my conscience, anyhow. She is always scolding me; you might both scold in chorus."

  "I wouldn't presume to scold."

  "Then give me a little advice and look superior and righteous. I'm accustomed to that also."

  "As long as you are in this mood, I can't give you anything but a very good day," he said angrily, and went toward the door. But when he had almost reached it he turned.

  "I will say this," he said, "you have known for three days that Mr. Thoburn was going to have a supper to-night, and you didn't let us know. You must have known his purpose."

  I guess I was as surprised as she was. I'd never suspected she knew.

  She looked at him over her shoulder.

  "Why shouldn't he have a supper?" she demanded angrily. "I'm starving—we're all starving for decent food. I'm kept here against my will. Why shouldn't I have one respectable meal? You with your wretched stewed fruits and whole-wheat breads! Ugh!"

  "I'm sorry. Thoburn's idea, of course, is to make the guests discontented, so they will leave."

  "Oh!" she said. She hadn't thought of that, and she flushed. "At least," she said, "you must give me credit for not trying to spoil Dick and Dolly's chance here."

  "We are going to allow the party to go on," he said, still stiff and uncompromising. It would have been better if he'd accepted her bit of apology.

  "How kind of you! I dare say he would have it, anyhow." She was sarcastic again.

  "Probably. And you—will go?"

  "Certainly."

  "Even when the result—"

  "Oh, don't preach!" she said, putting her hands to her ears. "If you and Minnie want to preach, why don't you preach at each other? Minnie talks 'love, love, love.' And you preach health and morality. You drive me crazy between you."

  "Suppose," he said with a gleam in his eyes, "suppose I preach 'love, love, love!'"

  She put her fingers in her ears again. "Say it to Minnie," she cried, and turned her back to him.

  "Very well," he said. "Minnie, Miss Jennings refuses to listen, and there are some things I must say. Once again I am going to register a protest against her throwing herself away in a loveless marriage. I—I feel strongly on the subject, Minnie."

  She half turned, as if to interrupt. Then she thought better of it and kept her fingers in her ears, her face flushed. But he had learned what he hoped—that she could hear him.

  "You ask me why I feel so strongly, Minnie, and you are right to ask. Under ordinary circumstances, Minnie, any remark of mine on the subject would be ridiculous impertinence."

  He stopped and eyed her back, but she did not move.

  "It is impertinence under any circumstances, but consider the provocation. I see a young, beautiful and sensitive girl, marrying, frankly without love, a man whom I know to be unworthy, and you ask me to stand aside and allow it to happen!"

  "Are you still preaching?" she asked coldly over her shoulder. "It must be a long sermon."

  And then, knowing he had only a moment more, his voice changed and became deep and earnest. His hands, that were clutching a chair-back, took a stronger hold, so that the ends of the nails were white.

  "You see, Minnie," he said, turning a little pale, "I—I love Miss Jennings myself. You have known it a long time, for you love her, too. It has come to the point that I measure the day by the hours when I can see her. She doesn't care for me; sometimes I think she hates me." He paused here, but Miss Patty didn't move. "I haven't anything to offer a woman except a clean life and the kind of love that a woman could be proud of. I have no title—"

  Miss Patty suddenly took her fingers out of her ears and turned around. She was flushed and shaken, but she looked past him without blinking an eyelash to me.

  "Dear me," she said, "the sermon must have been exciting, Minnie! You are quite trembly!"

  And with that she picked up her muff and went out, with not a glance at him.

  He looked at me.

  "Well," he said, "THAT'S over. She's angry, Minnie, and she'll never forgive me."

  "Stuff!" I snapped, "I notice she waited to hear it all, and no real woman ever hated a man for saying he loved her."

  CHAPTER XXIX

  A BIG NIGHT TO-NIGHT

  I carried out the supper to the shelter-house as usual that night, but I might have saved myself the trouble. Mrs. Dicky was sitting on a box, with her hair in puffs and the folding card-table before her, and Mr. Dick was uncorking a bottle of champagne with a nail. There were two or three queer-smelling cans open on the table.

  Mrs. Dick looked at my basket and turned up her nose.

  "Put it anywhere, Minnie," she said loftily, "I dare say it doesn't contain anything reckless."

  "Cold ham and egg salad," I said, setting it down with a slam. "Stewed prunes and boiled rice for dessert. If those cans taste as they smell, you'd better keep the basket to fall back on. Where'd you get THAT?" Mr. Dick looked at me over the bottle and winked. "In the next room," he said, "iced to the proper temperature, paid for by somebody else, and coming after a two-weeks' drought! Minnie, there isn't a shadow on my joy!"

  "He'll miss it," I said. But Mr. Dick was pouring out three large tumblersful of the stuf
f, and he held one out to me.

  "Miss it!" he exclaimed. "Hasn't he been out three times to-day, tapping his little CACHE? And didn't he bring out Moody and the senator and von Inwald this afternoon, and didn't they sit in the next room there from two to four, roaring songs and cracking bottles and jokes."

  "Beasts!" Mrs. Dicky said savagely. "Two hours, and we daren't move!"

  "Drink, pretty creature!" Mr. Dick said, motioning to my glass. "Don't be afraid of it, Minnie; it's food and drink."

  "I don't like it," I said, sipping at it. "I'd rather have the spring water."

  "You'll have to cultivate a taste for it," he explained. "You'll like the second half better."

  I got it down somehow and started for the door. Mr. Dick came after me with something that smelled fishy on the end of a fork.

  "Better eat something," he suggested. "That was considerable champagne, Minnie."

  "Stuff and nonsense," I said. "I was tired and it has rested me. That's all, Mr. Dick."

  "Sure?"

  "Certainly," I said with dignity, "I'm really rested, Mr. Dick. And happy—I'm very happy, Mr. Dick."

  "Perhaps I'd better close the door," he said. "The light may be seen—"

  "You needn't close it until I've finished talking," I said. "I've done my best for you and yours, Mr. Dick. I hope you appreciate it. Night after night I've tramped out here through the snow, and lost sleep, and lied myself black in the face—you've no idea how I've had to lie, Mr. Dick."

  "Come in and shut the door, Dick," Mrs. Dick called, "I'm freezing."

  That made me mad.

  "Exactly," I said, glaring at her through the doorway. "Exactly—I can wade through the snow, bringing you meals that you scorn—oh, yes, you scorn them. What did you do to the basket tonight? Look at it, lying there, neglected in a corner, with p—perfectly good ham and stewed fruit in it."