Beggars Banquet (collection)

by Ian Rankin

  It was interesting to Rebus that, for all the barriers around the ground, this was a place where shields were dropped. After a while, it felt like one of the safest places he’d ever been. He recalled fixtures his father had taken him to in the fifties and early sixties – Cowdenbeath home games, and a crowd numbered in the hundreds; getting there necessitated a change of buses, Rebus and his younger brother fighting over who could hold the roll of tickets. Their mother was dead by then and their father was trying to carry on much as before, like they might not notice she was missing. Those Saturday trips to the football were supposed to fill a gap. You saw a lot of fathers and sons on the terraces but not many mothers, and that in itself was reminder enough. There was a boy of Rebus’s age who stood near them. Rebus had walked over to him one day and blurted out the truth.

  ‘I don’t have a mum at home.’

  The boy had stared at him, saying nothing.

  Ever since, football had reminded him of those days and of his mother. He stood on the terraces alone these days and followed the game mostly – movements which could be graceful as ballet or as jagged as free association – but sometimes found that he’d drifted elsewhere, to a place not at all unpleasant, and all the time surrounded by a community of bodies and wills.

  ‘I’ll tell you how to beat Rangers,’ he said now, addressing the whole office.

  ‘How?’ Siobhan Clarke offered.

  ‘Clone Stevie Scoular half a dozen times.’

  There were murmurs of agreement, and then the Farmer put his head around the door.

  ‘John, my office.’

  The Farmer – Chief Superintendent Watson to his face – was pouring a mug of coffee from his machine when Rebus knocked at the open door.

  ‘Sit down, John.’ Rebus sat. The Farmer motioned with an empty mug, but he turned down the offer and waited for his boss to get to his chair and the point both.

  ‘My birthday’s coming up,’ the Farmer said. This was a new one on Rebus, who kept quiet. ‘I’d like a present.’

  ‘Not just a card this year then?’

  ‘What I want, John, is Topper Hamilton.’

  Rebus let that sink in. ‘I thought Topper was Mr Clean these days?’

  ‘Not in my books.’ The Farmer cupped his hands around his coffee mug. ‘He got a fright last time and, granted, he’s been keeping a low profile, but we both know the best villains have got little or no profile at all.’

  ‘So what’s he been up to?’

  ‘I heard a story he’s the sleeping partner in a couple of clubs and casinos. I also hear he bought a taxi firm from Big Ger Cafferty when Big Ger went into Barlinnie.’

  Rebus was thinking back three years to their big push against Topper Hamilton: they’d set up surveillance, used a bit of pressure here and there, got a few people to talk. In the end, it hadn’t so much amounted to a hill of beans as to a fart in an empty can. The procurator fiscal had decided not to proceed to trial. But then God or Fate, call it what you like, had provided a spin to the story. Not a plague of boils or anything for Topper Hamilton, but a nasty little cancer which had given him more grief than the whole of the Lothian and Borders Police. He’d been in and out of hospital, endured chemo and the whole works, and had emerged a more slender figure in every sense.

  The Farmer – who’d once settled an office argument by reeling off the books in both Old and New Testaments – wasn’t yet content that God and life had done their worst to Topper, or that retribution had been meted out in some mysterious divine way. He wanted Topper in court, even if they had to wheel him there on a trolley.

  It was a personal thing.

  ‘Last time I looked,’ Rebus said now, ‘it wasn’t illegal to invest in a casino.’

  ‘It is if your name hasn’t come up during the vetting procedure. Think Topper could get a gaming licence?’

  ‘Fair point. But I still don’t see-’

  ‘Something else I heard. You’ve got a snitch works as a croupier.’

  ‘So?’

  ‘Same casino Topper has a finger in.’

  Rebus saw it all and started shaking his head. ‘I made him a promise. He’ll tell me about punters, but nothing on the management.’

  ‘And you’d rather keep that promise than give me a birthday present?’

  ‘A relationship like that… it’s eggshells.’

  The Farmer’s eyes narrowed. ‘You think ours isn’t? Talk to him, John. Get him to do some ferreting.’

  ‘I could lose a good snitch.’

  ‘Plenty more bigmouths out there.’ The Farmer watched Rebus get to his feet. ‘I was looking for you earlier. You were in the video room.’

  ‘A missing person.’

  ‘Suspicious?’

  Rebus shrugged. ‘Could be. He went up to the bar for a round of drinks, never came back.’

  ‘We’ve all done that in our time.’

  ‘His parents are worried.’

  ‘How old is he?’

  ‘Twenty-three.’

  The Farmer thought about it. ‘Then what’s the problem?’

  Two

  The problem was the past. A week before, he’d received a phone call from a ghost.

  ‘Inspector John Rebus, please.’

  ‘Speaking.’

  ‘Oh, hello there. You probably won’t remember me.’ A short laugh. ‘That used to be a bit of a joke at school.’

  Rebus, immune to every kind of phone call, had this pegged a crank. ‘Why’s that?’ he asked, wondering which punchline he was walking into.

  ‘Because it’s my name: Mee.’ The caller spelt it for him. ‘Brian Mee.’

  Inside Rebus’s head, a fuzzy photograph took sudden shape – a mouth full of prominent teeth, freckled nose and cheeks, a kitchen-stool haircut. ‘Barney Mee?’ he said.

  More laughter on the line. ‘Aye, they used to call me Barney. I’m not sure I ever knew why.’

  Rebus could have told him: after Barney Rubble in The Flintstones. He could have added, because you were a dense wee bastard. But instead he asked how this ghost from his past was doing.

  ‘No’ bad, no’ bad.’ The laugh again; Rebus recognised it now as a sign of nerves.

  ‘So what can I do for you, Brian?’

  ‘Well, me and Janis, we thought… Well, it was my mum’s idea actually. She knew your dad. Both my mum and dad knew him, only my dad passed away, like. They all used to drink at the Goth.’

  ‘Are you still in Bowhill?’

  ‘Never quite escaped. Ach, it’s all right really. I work in Glenrothes though. Lucky to have a job these days, eh? Mind, you’ve done well for yourself, Johnny. Do you still get called that?’

  ‘I prefer John.’

  ‘I remember you hated it when anyone called you Jock.’ Another wheezing laugh. The photo was even sharper now, bordered with a white edge the way photos always were in the past. A decent footballer, a bit of a terrier, the hair reddish-brown. Dragging his satchel along the ground until the stitching rubbed away. Always with some huge hard sweet in his mouth, crunching down on it, his nose running. And one incident: he’d lifted some nude mags from under his dad’s side of the bed and brought them to the toilets next to the Miners’ Institute, there to be pored over like textbooks. Afterwards, half a dozen twelve-year-old boys had looked at each other, minds fizzing with questions.

  ‘So what can I do for you, Brian?’

  ‘Like I say, it was my mum’s idea. Only, she remembered you were in the police in Edinburgh – saw your name in the paper a while back – and she thought you could maybe help.’

  ‘With what?’

  ‘Our son. I mean, mine and Janis’s. He’s called Damon.’

  ‘What’s he done?’ Rebus thought: something minor, and way outside his territory anyway.

  ‘He’s vanished.’

  ‘Run away?’

  ‘More like in a puff of smoke. He was in this club with his pals, see, and he went-’

  ‘Have you tried calling the police?’ Rebus caught him
self. ‘I mean Fife Constabulary.’

  ‘Oh aye.’ Mee sounded dismissive. ‘They asked a few questions, like, sniffed around a bit, then said there was nothing they could do. Damon’s twenty-three. They say he’s got a right to bugger off if he wants.’

  ‘They’ve got a point. People run away all the time, Brian. Girl trouble maybe.’

  ‘He was engaged.’

  ‘Maybe he got scared?’

  ‘Helen’s a lovely girl. Never a raised voice between them.’

  ‘Did he leave a note?’

  ‘Nothing. I went through this with the police. He didn’t take any clothes or anything. He didn’t have any reason to go.’

  ‘So you think something’s happened to him?’

  ‘I know what those buggers are thinking. They say we should give him another week or so to come back, or at least get in touch, but I know they’ll only start doing something about it when the body turns up.’

  Again, Rebus could have confirmed that this was only sensible. Again, he knew Mee wouldn’t want to hear it.

  ‘The thing is, Brian,’ he said, ‘I work in Edinburgh. Fife’s not my patch. I mean, I can make a couple of phone calls, but it’s hard to know what else to do.’

  The voice was close to despair. ‘Well, if you could just do some thing. Like, anything. We’d be very grateful. It would put our minds at rest.’ A pause. ‘My mum always speaks well of your dad. He’s remembered in this town.’

  And buried there, too, Rebus thought. He picked up a pen. ‘Give me your phone number, Brian.’ And, almost an afterthought, ‘Better give me the address, too.’

  That evening, he drove north out of Edinburgh, paid his toll at the Forth Bridge, and crossed into Fife. It wasn’t as if he never went there – he had a brother in Kirkcaldy. But though they spoke on the phone every month or so, there were seldom visits. He couldn’t think of any other family he still had in Fife. The place liked to call itself ‘the Kingdom’ and there were those who would agree that it was another country, a place with its own linguistic and cultural currency. For such a small place it seemed almost endlessly complex – had seemed that way to Rebus even when he was growing up. To outsiders the place meant coastal scenery and St Andrew’s, or a stretch of motorway between Edinburgh and Dundee, but the west-central Fife of Rebus’s childhood had been very different, ruled by coal mines and linoleum, dockyards and chemical plants, an industrial landscape shaped by basic needs, and producing people who were wary and inward-looking with the blackest humour you’d ever find.

  They’d built new roads since Rebus’s last visit, and knocked down a few more landmarks, but the place didn’t feel so very different from thirty-odd years before. It wasn’t such a great span of time after all, except in human terms; maybe not even then. Entering Cardenden – Bowhill had disappeared from road signs in the 1960s, even if locals still knew it as a village distinct from its neighbour – Rebus slowed to see if the memories would turn out sweet or sour. Then he caught sight of a Chinese takeaway and thought: both, of course.

  Brian and Janis Mee’s house was easy enough to find: they were standing by the gate waiting for him. Rebus had been born in a prefab but brought up in a house just like the one he now parked in front of. Brian Mee practically opened the car door for him, and was trying to shake his hand while Rebus was still emerging from his seat.

  ‘Let the man catch his breath!’ Janis Mee snapped. She was still standing by the gate, arms folded. ‘How have you been, Johnny?’

  And Rebus realised that Brian Mee had married Janis Playfair, the only girl in his long and trouble-strewn life who’d ever managed to knock him unconscious.

  The narrow, low-ceilinged living-room was full to bursting – not just Rebus and Janis and Brian, but Brian’s mother and Mr and Mrs Playfair. Introductions had to be made, and Rebus guided to ‘the seat by the fire’. The room was overheated. A pot of tea was produced, and on the table by Rebus’s armchair sat enough slices of cake to feed a football crowd.

  ‘He’s a brainy one,’ Janis’s mother said, handing Rebus a framed photo of Damon Mee. ‘Plenty of certificates from school. Works hard. Saving up to get married. The date’s set for next August.’

  The photo showed a smiling imp, not long out of school. ‘Have you got anything more recent?’

  Janis handed him a packet of snapshots. ‘From last summer.’

  Rebus went through them slowly. It saved having to look at the faces around him. He felt like a doctor, expected to produce an immediate diagnosis and remedy. The photos showed a man in his early twenties, still retaining the impish smile but recognisably older. Not careworn exactly, but with something behind the eyes, some disenchantment with adulthood. A few of the photos showed Damon’s parents.

  ‘We all went together,’ Brian explained. ‘Janis’s mum and dad, my mum, Helen and her parents.’

  Beaches, a big white hotel, poolside games. ‘Where is it?’

  ‘Lanzarote,’ Janis said, handing him his tea. In a few of the pictures she was wearing a bikini – good body for her age, or any age come to that. He tried not to linger.

  ‘Can I keep a couple of the close-ups?’ he asked. Janis looked at him. ‘Of Damon.’ She nodded and he put the other photos back in their packet.

  ‘We’re really grateful,’ someone said. Janis’s mum? Brian’s? Rebus couldn’t tell.

  ‘Does Helen live locally?’

  ‘Practically round the corner.’

  ‘I’d like to talk to her.’

  ‘I’ll give her a bell,’ Brian Mee said, leaping to his feet.

  ‘Damon had been drinking in some club?’

  ‘Guisers,’ Janis said, handing round cigarettes. ‘It’s in Kirkcaldy.’

  ‘On the Prom?’

  She shook her head, looking just the same as she had that night of the school dance… shaking her head, telling him so far and no further. ‘In the town. It used to be a department store.’

  ‘It’s really called Gaitanos,’ Mr Playfair said. Rebus remembered him, too. He was an old man now.

  ‘Where does Damon work?’ Careful to stick to the present tense.

  Brian Mee came back into the room. ‘Same place I do. I managed to get him a job in packaging. He’s been learning the ropes; it’ll be management soon.’

  Working-class nepotism; jobs handed down from father to son. Rebus was surprised it still existed.

  ‘Helen’ll be here in a minute,’ Brian added.

  ‘Are you not eating any cake, Inspector?’ said Mrs Playfair.

  Helen Cousins hadn’t been able to add much to Rebus’s picture of Damon, and hadn’t been there the night he’d vanished. But she’d introduced him to someone who had, Andy Peters. Andy had been part of the group at Gaitanos. There’d been four of them. They’d been in the same year at school and still met up once or twice a week, sometimes to watch Raith Rovers if the weather was decent and the mood took them, other times for an evening session in a pub or club. It was only their third or fourth visit to Guisers.

  Rebus thought of paying the club a visit, but knew he should talk to the local cops first, and decided that it could all wait until morning. He knew he was jumping through hoops. He didn’t expect to find anything the locals had missed. At best, he could reassure the family that everything possible had been done.

  Next morning he made a few phone calls from his office, trying to find someone who could be bothered to answer some casual questions from an Edinburgh colleague. He had one ally – Detective Sergeant Hendry at Dunfermline CID – but only reached him at the third attempt. He asked Hendry for a favour, then put the phone down and got back to his own work. But it was hard to concentrate. He kept thinking about Bowhill and about Janis Mee, née Playfair. Which led him – eventually – guiltily – to thoughts of Damon. Younger runaways tended to take the same route: by bus or train or hitching, and to London, Newcastle, Edinburgh or Glasgow. There were organisations who would keep an eye open for runaways, and even if they wouldn’t always reveal their
whereabouts to the anxious families, at least they could confirm that someone was alive and unharmed.

  But a twenty-three-year-old, someone a bit cannier and with money to hand… could be anywhere. No destination was too distant – he owned a passport, and it hadn’t turned up. Rebus knew, too, that Damon had a current account at the local bank, complete with cashcard, and an interest-bearing account with a building society in Kirkcaldy. The bank might be worth trying. Rebus picked up the telephone again.

  The manager at first insisted that he’d need something in writing, but relented when Rebus promised to fax him later. Rebus held while the manager went off to check, and had doodled half a village, complete with stream, parkland and school, by the time the man came back.

  ‘The most recent withdrawal was from a cash machine in Kirkcaldy. One hundred pounds on the twenty-second.’

  ‘What time?’

  ‘I’ve no way of knowing.’

  ‘No other withdrawals since then?’

  ‘No.’

  ‘How up-to-date is that information?’

  ‘Very. Of course a cheque – especially if post-dated – would take longer to show up.’

  ‘Could you keep tabs on that account, let me know if anyone starts using it again?’

  ‘I could, but I’d need it in writing, and I might also need Head Office approval.’

  ‘Well, see what you can do, Mr Brayne.’

  ‘It’s Bain,’ the bank manager said coldly, putting down the phone.

  DS Hendry didn’t get back to him until late afternoon.

  ‘Gaitanos,’ Hendry said. ‘I don’t know the place personally. Locals call it Guisers. It’s a pretty choice establishment. Two stabbings last year, one inside the club itself, the other in the back alley where the owner parks his Merc. Local residents are always girning about the noise when the place lets out.’