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In Paris With You

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by Clémentine Beauvais


  but for the first time he thought there was a chance

  that he might forget, at last,

  for a few seconds, at least,

  that he had completely screwed up his life.

  Forget that he’d killed/not killed his best friend.

  Forget that he’d killed/not killed his only love.

  Forget that he’d broken

  every single precious thing he’d ever touched.

  Forget all that, as shorter and shorter skirts

  brushed past him and he felt more alive.

  Not much.

  But a little.

  A faint, distant stirring of life.

  So he puffed up his chest

  and forced himself

  to whistle. He knew it was absurd,

  but he needed to know

  that the inside of his torso

  was not hollow, but full

  of music, as yet unheard.

  *

  Meanwhile,

  at the Sainte-Geneviève Library,

  leviathan of metal and stone,

  beneath the noble arches,

  among the students dazzled by the shafts of sunlight

  that kept crashing into its windows,

  Tatiana was trying to concentrate.

  In front of her, a pot-bellied tome of paper and leather.

  Inside it, interminable paragraphs

  with no meaning whatsoever.

  Transmogrified by the pointillist hyperthymesia,

  the polychrome, coruscating landscape

  overstimulates – one might even say, brings to

  a state of synaesthesia – the observing subject.

  Damn I should write to him

  A book like a bucket of clams,

  sentences like flabby molluscs,

  from which she couldn’t extricate a sliver of broken shell.

  No that’d be a really stupid thing to do.

  No.

  Only two more days to go

  you can hold out for two more days, can’t you?

  Degas’s ballerina is, in all probability, soteriological;

  touched by her messianic grace, we caress the

  dream of a utopian and sempiternal weightlessness.

  what the hell is that supposed to mean

  why can’t this idiot just talk normally

  Impossible to make any sense of these cryptic phrases.

  Tatiana put the book in her bag

  and her forehead in her hands

  and pushed her eyeballs until, beneath the lids,

  there appeared Bastille Day,

  the magical fireworks display

  that we all have inside our closed eyes,

  an entertainment for those moments

  when we don’t know what else to do with our lives.

  been so tired lately and everything aches.

  But even when she pushed hard with both her thumbs

  and saw the grand climax of explosions,

  Tatiana didn’t really appreciate it.

  God what’s wrong with me?

  Why can’t I concentrate?

  After having made her decision

  in San Francisco,

  Tatiana had at first felt fine,

  fulfilled, content. Serene. And then,

  for a long time she’d gone to bed early, and slept

  peacefully through the night;

  she was going to cross the great ocean without him,

  without anyone,

  because she had big dreams and that was all she needed;

  and besides, after the whole mess

  with Lensky, and what Eugene had confessed –

  and Olga, my God! Olga and Anthony! –

  well anyway, she didn’t need to drag all that around

  with her for the rest of her life.

  The past was the past, and the future was hers –

  And, weird as it seemed, it didn’t involve

  the man who she thought

  that she loved.

  Because in San Francisco she had seen

  what she would miss out on if she let

  Eugene

  into her life: the beauty,

  the true beauty

  of the existence she had elected for herself,

  examined and executed.

  She understood now

  which passions are destined to consume us

  all the way through our long existence,

  tender and glorious, never to die.

  She knew without a doubt

  that there were colours

  and paintbrush strokes

  that throughout her life

  would glaze her eyes with tears,

  and that kind of love would never lose its charm;

  never in her life would she look at her favourite painting

  and think

  I don’t know what I ever saw in you

  or you’re getting old

  or I wasted so much of my life looking at you

  Loves like those were no accidents,

  a friend of your sister’s boyfriend

  encountered in a garden,

  who only talks to you

  because he has nothing better to do,

  and whom you start to wait for

  the following day

  because you’re young and lonely

  and easily impressed

  by his pencil-shaded art,

  and because anyone, in those circumstances,

  could just come in and break your heart …

  no!

  Her own passions, the real ones, the good ones,

  were long-lasting. She would stay faithful to them;

  they were the only things that were truly hers.

  And in San Francisco she had met like-minded people,

  moved by the same enthusiasms.

  And it’s not as if there weren’t lots of young men over there,

  handsome and eligible,

  and perfectly compatible.

  If it came down to it, she’d be spoiled for choice:

  a sea full of healthy fish

  to hook and reel in

  and she could always throw them back if the feeling

  wasn’t right.

  The boys in San Francisco would read what she wrote,

  they’d listen when she spoke,

  they’d understand when she said

  that the light coming through the curtains

  in Martial Playing the Piano

  was a miracle of precision

  where did Caillebotte find that yellow?

  it’s like a mixture of butter and sunlight

  Oh, it would be tough, of course,

  those first few days, those first few months

  far from all she knew,

  from Eugene,

  but quickly, soon, she would adapt to

  and thrive in this American life, this

  New World washed clean

  of all the problems of the past;

  and after a few weeks, she would start to work seriously

  on driving one of those young men

  (glimpsed in the white space of a museum, inevitably)

  crazy with love, and the two of them would concentrate

  on nurturing

  their tender, scholarly relationship,

  to make it as efficient as it was delicious,

  always constructive, never boring.

  It has to be admitted

  that Tatiana was sometimes disturbed

  in the midst of her projects

  by the sudden vibration of her telephone,

  the rattle of castanets;

  the messages from Eugene stung her, it was true,

  like little sea urchins in her big rubber boots,

  but she wanted something new,

  and before her the ocean stretched out, foaming and free,

  calling to her: come to me,

  and so she knew she had to cross it, this great sea,

  to be
who she wanted to be.

  And anyway,

  the decision had been made

  already.

  *

  Except that … for the last few weeks or so,

  Eugene’s words

  had started

  to scamper

  softly

  through her thoughts, to play on her mind,

  though in truth, they had never really stopped:

  she kept on her person

  her phone, with Eugene’s texts inside,

  her laptop, with Eugene’s emails inside,

  the two letters Eugene had sent her,

  neatly folded in her handbag, and

  – most importantly –

  everything Eugene had said to her

  from the very start,

  crammed into a storeroom in her heart,

  or her memory at least,

  and now the door to that storeroom

  had been flung wide open

  and all those words were scurrying over Tatiana’s skin

  with their light, soft paws,

  like kittens,

  the feel of their claws

  always halfway between

  a caress and a scratch.

  And now Eugene

  hates me, for sure; I should have been clear with him

  from the beginning

  She reread his last email

  last

  the word gripped her throat:

  Tatiana never cried, or hardly ever,

  but in that moment she choked

  I must be tired

  hardly a surprise

  I’ve spent the last two weeks packing my belongings

  and saying goodbye

  to Olga, to Mama, to the twins

  but it was those others who’d cried,

  not her,

  because, deep down,

  she was happy to be leaving;

  for them, it was sad, of course, she got that,

  but she was filled with the selfish serenity of a Marco Polo,

  an explorer, the wind in her sails, heading out abroad,

  voyaging solo:

  the world’s my oyster.

  And then, while loitering between

  two rows of shelves in the library, it was as if she saw him

  there again:

  Eugene,

  intent on breaking the dreams

  that were supposed to carry Tatiana

  onwards into the future;

  Eugene, her ball and chain …

  how could she free herself, how could she slay

  this Eugene who haunted her thoughts,

  this immortal hydra who, since the age of fourteen had

  always resurfaced

  at just the wrong time, in just the wrong place?

  And so, moping over the cruelty of her fate,

  two days before her flight,

  Tatiana fingered the keys of her new MacBook,

  sliding the cursor across the screen

  idly, or so it seemed,

  towards a certain icon,

  which makes me suspect

  that she was in the process of considering

  the possibility,

  among others,

  that it was not entirely certain

  just yet

  that the fat lady had already sung.

  *

  And so it was that, elsewhere, at that moment,

  Eugene, who,

  was in fact beginning to

  feel a little better, his cloud of despondency

  finally lifting, grey turning to transparency

  and revealing the first dim colours

  in the world around,

  the first pale rays of sunlight,

  heard, to his surprise, the ping of Skype.

  tatiana.reinal

  Skype announced

  would like to

  Skype announced

  connect with you

  Skype announced

  In the middle of his screen, a little circle appeared

  around Tatiana’s smiling face –

  a photo that was at least three years old.

  And these words:

  Hello, I would like to add you on Skype.

  (the automatic message Skype provides

  for those who want to add someone on Skype)

  Eugene stared at the icon, and muttered:

  ‘I hate you,

  seriously, I hate your guts,’

  before immediately clicking Accept,

  his fingers like lengths of firehose,

  his body shaken by a Ben Hur-style chariot race,

  horses galloping from the back of his neck

  to the tips of his toes.

  Trembling, he awaited the next step,

  for her to reply or explain or justify or

  shit look at that she’s writing

  the little pencil’s moving that means she’s writing something

  he watched the dance of the little pencil as it moved

  ‘the little pencil’s moving’

  he repeated in his head, like a child hypnotised

  by an Apple screensaver

  it’s moving wow, it’s moving a lot

  is she writing me a novel or what

  thousands of words were being written at this very moment;

  Eugene savoured

  the thought of Tatiana seeking the right terminology

  in which to couch her desperately sincere apology:

  ‘I am so, so sorry, Eugene; you are the love of my life and

  I want to be with you, come what may. Things went very

  badly with Leprince; he refuses to marry me and he’s

  boring in bed anyway. And you know I hate my stupid PhD

  and I want to leave and live with you somewhere in Siberia.’

  The little pencil was still moving.

  What on earth could she be saying?

  Maybe:

  ‘The only thing is that I am very, very sexually active and

  I need to know if that would be a problem for you. For

  example, it’s perfectly possible that I would wake you up

  several times a night. Would that be all right?’

  Dear Tatiana, thought Eugene,

  that would not pose a problem to me.

  I promise to meet your needs and fulfil your desires

  whenever and wherever they may arise.

  The pencil continued its waltz across the screen,

  and the chair on which he sat trembled under Eugene’s

  tense body; not that he noticed, for his eyes

  were riveted to the pixel pencil as it scribbled

  next to the circle with a twenty-one-year-old Tatiana inside;

  he sat there waiting, and so did I –

  although I am in a position to tell you –

  because I was in both places at the same time,

  thanks to my somewhat mysterious privileges,

  that Tatiana wasn’t feeling ultra-confident either;

  she was in control of the little moving

  pencil, that’s true, but

  just like Eugene,

  she was shivering from head to foot,

  constantly having to go back and correct

  the typos that littered her text

  because she was clumsy and overwrought,

  and it had taken her so long to write all this!

  All this! This enormous block of words that said

  that said oh but hang on no

  Command + A and then Delete

  You’ve got to be kidding! I’m appalled.

  What the hell has she done?

  I know someone who isn’t going to be happy.

  Eugene, I’m sorry:

  she deleted it all.

  Eugene had seen.

  Well, what he’d seen, in fact, was the pencil halt

  hesitate

  then gesticulate

  as it erased

  the magnum opus she’d spe
nt the last five minutes writing.

  And yet, he didn’t really react.

  His face looked like it was frozen, in fact.

  His stalactite teeth made a grinding sound,

  but apart from that,

  all was fine.

  He imagined the unknown words swirling down the giant

  plughole of the Internet,

  vanishing into the black hole of cyberspace,

  and he found a sort of nostalgic consolation

  in this. It was just like when, in his imagination,

  the sun would implode and swallow up the Earth.

  What did she want to say?

  Why should I care?

  It’s gone now. It’s vanished forever.

  He felt oddly soothed by this idea.

  A few seconds later, the pencil started moving again,

  before spitting out the following message:

  hello

  ‘Okay,’ Eugene said calmly to his computer screen.

  He wrote hello

  and the pencil excitedly recommenced its gymnastics:

  how are you?

  Always ready with a lie,

  Eugene replied:

  great, and you?

  i’m okay.

  i wanted to wish you happy birthday before i want away

  Happy birthday.

  Given that his birthday was not for another two weeks,

  this seemed like a lame excuse.

  As for that Freudian slip … want away?

  That meant she wanted him,

  or that she wanted to stay,

  or she wanted away from Leprince, perhaps …

  when do you leave?

  the day after tomoto

  you say tomorrow, I say tomoto?

  Let’s call the whole thing off?

  Or maybe not all typos revealed some

  inner meaning, after all …

  wow

  are you all packed?

  nearly

  i’ve got two suitcases full of stuff

  i hope I’m not going to exceed the weight limit

  oh yeah, it’s 20 kilograms or something like that, isn’t it?

  not that much for two years away, really

  yeah exactly

  what will you do with your cat?

  i’m taking him with me

  in the baggage hold, poor thing,

  he won’t be happy about that

  but there’ll be loads of space for him over there I bet

  yes

  And after that, there was a blank.

  On each side of the void, facing their screen,

  separated/bound by miles of electrical wires,

  Tatiana and Eugene

  observed each other sightlessly.

  A blind date in the literal sense;

 

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