A Dark and Stormy Night: Stories of Virtue Falls

by Christina Dodd

  Yep. When Mario got home, Gwen was going to kill him.

  Cecily managed to get to the porch. She clutched the handrail and pulled in deep breaths of air. She looked back along the gravel path that they had just traversed, past the goldfish pond, the bubbling fountain, the hot tub and the lush green lawn to the main house and said, "Your house . . . you say you designed it yourself?"

  As always when Gwen viewed their tall, narrow Venetian-style home, she smiled. "We did design it ourselves. Mario and I took a tiny one-story built in the thirties and remodeled it. Of course, we needed more room, so we deliberately built up three and a half levels to keep the same footprint and reduce environmental impact. That is so imperative in a fragile ecological area like the Olympic Peninsula, don’t you think?”

  Most people were impressed, or at least pretended to be, by the Riccis’ care for the ecosystem.

  Cecily said, "That explains why it looks out of balance."

  You're one to talk. Gwen's mental sarcasm was getting louder.

  Cecily was a tall woman, architecturally top heavy; strip off her top and bra and she could pose as the figurehead on the bow of a ship. Her tiny waist flared out at the hips, giving her an extreme hourglass figure. She wore a low-cut button-up white shirt that showed eight inches of long cleavage and a tight black skirt.

  And those heels. Gwen didn't remember the last time she'd seen stiletto heels outside of a Hollywood awards show. They were a rare sight anywhere in Washington and almost extinct in the nearby small town of Virtue Falls.

  "I simply don't know how I'll manage these steps"—Cecily pointed toward Landon, laboring up beneath the combined weights of two bags—"back to your house and up to the second floor to the kitchen every day." A delicate pause. "I mean, Landon and I are allowed in the house, aren't we?"

  "Of course, you're welcome anytime." Gwen felt her smile become fixed, and she could not bring herself to make eye contact. "It's only ten steps up to this porch, there are no steps in the cottage, and in the house, our living room is on the ground floor. I can serve your meals there on a tray if you like."

  "Oh, no." Cecily sounded shocked. "I'll come to the kitchen table. I don't want to be a bother."

  Landon arrived on the porch in time to stop any unwise retorts from Gwen, so she unlocked the cottage, flung open the door, and waved Cecily and Landon inside. “You’ll love it here, I promise.”

  The guest cottage was actually a luxury suite, with a small kitchenette, a bathroom with a shower and soaking tub, and a main room big enough for a king-size bed, a gas fireplace, and a sitting area. The idea of a cottage had been forced on the Riccis by the realization that people—friends and relatives—were going to want to visit Washington in the summer when the days were long, the weather was warm, and every turn in the road revealed another snow-capped mountain peak or long reach of dunes that led down to an isolated beach.

  Gwen had designed the cottage and coaxed the Virtue Falls planning commission into allowing them to build it by donating massive native growth easements on either side of their property, easements that in perpetuity could never be developed. Then she had decorated it herself, wisely keeping to cool shades of blue and white, and for color, a delicately patterned Japanese red silk kimono displayed on the wall. She wanted nothing to distract from the centerpiece of the room—the wall of windows that looked out over the magnificent vista of forest, beach and ocean.

  Gwen waited in anticipation for the gasps of awe and praise.

  Cecily said nothing.

  Landon put down the suitcases with a thump.

  After a silence that went on five beats too long, Gwen said, “I hope you’ll be comfortable here.”

  “Oh. Yes. Yes! Of course! It is so . . . original . . . and cutting-edge clever. I can't imagine how much thought and effort you put into designing and decorating this place.” Cecily went to the bed and pressed on the plush down comforter. “I simply don’t understand why we aren’t allowed to stay in the house with you.”

  Gwen barely knew how to respond. Guests were always enthusiastic about the idea of their own residence set in such magnificent surroundings. “Well . . . because . . . in the house, the second bedroom is small and off the kitchen and has no view. We built this so our guests could enjoy some privacy and—” She stopped herself.

  She and Mario worked hard. They had built the firm together, they were childless, and they were dedicated to each other. For them, after a hard day at work, having their home to themselves was important, and she would not apologize for offering luxurious accommodations to relatives who had invited themselves to stay.

  With a snap, she said, “As I said, you’re welcome to visit at the main house at any time. Now, the kitchenette is stocked with juices and healthy snacks. If you’ve forgotten any toiletries, you should find what you need on the tray on the bathroom counter. The gas fireplace is on a timer, so if you wish to enjoy the firelight as you go to sleep, feel free to do so.” She glanced at Landon.

  He grinned like a normal man who looked forward to a romantic evening with his wife. But he kept his mouth shut.

  Landon was tall and lanky, with a gaunt look around his cheeks and prematurely gray hair. He hadn't said a word since his initial Hi, good to meet you, and Gwen wondered if Cecily withheld food as punishment for insubordination.

  Poor guy. Gwen put her hand on the cloisonné tray with the bottle, the cork pull, and the two gold-rimmed crystal glasses. “As a welcome gift, we left you an appetizer tray and wine from one of Washington’s finest wineries. The Chardonnay is one of our favorites, so we hope you will enjoy it.”

  Cecily sighed wistfully. “If only I could. But my acid reflux won't allow me to drink the tiniest drop of liquor of any kind.”

  “I’m sorry to hear that.” Gwen was pretty sure she didn’t give a damn.

  “It’s really okay. I’ll be the one laughing when you drinkers destroy your livers.”

  Gwen, and her liver, were speechless.

  Oblivious to her faux pas—or was she?—Cecily walked over to the window and looked out.

  Gwen told herself to relax, for who could resist that idyllic view of primal forest and distant ocean?

  Cecily ran her hand over the sill, looked at her fingers, rubbed them as if she had detected dust, and asked, “Where are the curtains?”

  “The curtains?”

  “Yes. Curtains. For this window.”

  “The copper trim was added as a decorative frame for the view. It doesn't need any more embellishment.”

  “It's not about embellishment, Cousin Gwen." Cecily sounded as if she was explaining the principles of decency to a child. "People can see in!”

  Gwen took a firm grip on her patience. “No. They can't. Virtue Falls is the closest town, five miles to the north. We’re off the main highway, no one comes out here, and even if someone wandered onto the property by mistake, the ground drops away steeply at this side of the cottage and it's impossible for anyone on the ground to see more than the bottom of the deck.”

  Cecily’s artificially plumped lips wrinkled like a prune. “Can someone get up to the deck from the ground?”

  “No, the only way onto the deck is through these doors.” Gwen flung open the slider and stepped out to let the cool ocean breeze cool her cheeks.

  Landon followed her out.

  Cecily hurried after them. “Heavens, Cousin Gwen! I don't want you to feel guilty or remiss."

  Not a problem!

  "I just feel so . . . exposed." Cecily hugged herself.

  Gwen wanted to say, No one wants to look up your skirt. Instead she said, “We have never had trespassers.”

  With half-hearted enthusiasm, Landon said, “This is really nice.”

  Which wasn't the kind of admiration Gwen was used to, but after her pummeling by Cecily, she was grateful for even such slight praise. She waved an arm. "Washington in all its grandeur!" Then she cursed her own nervous, chirpy voice.


  Cecily turned back toward the cottage—and promptly stuck her stiletto heel into the crack between the boards on the deck.

  Gwen and Landon leaped to her assistance.

  Cecily moaned about her joints and nerves, and examined her shoe with ferocious and furious intensity, an intensity she transferred to Gwen when Gwen suggested she put on flats to more easily navigate the rugged Washington landscape.

  In a low voice that throbbed with drama, Cecily replied that heels were an important part of her exotic persona.

  Gwen didn't have a single doubt that her own khaki trousers, button-up shirt, old-fashioned boat shoes and chin-length brown hair with its streak of premature white did not, in Cecily's estimation, contribute to an exotic persona, or any persona at all.

  Gwen announced that dinner would be served at seven and escaped back to the main house.

  ***

  Late that afternoon, Mario found Gwen sitting in the dark in the pantry on a low stepstool, drinking a glass of sauvignon blanc. He flipped on the light. “Things aren’t going well?”

  She looked up at him, at her husband who had visited this plague upon them. “Did you meet them?”

  Mario had immigrated from Italy after their marriage; he had a warm, deep voice with a marked Italian accent and an Italian's sense of hospitality. “As soon as I got home, I went to the cottage with a bouquet of flowers to welcome our guests.”

  Gwen sipped the wine.

  “Cousin Cecily seems a bit . . . overbearing."

  “I suspect we may find her so.”

  “But why are you hiding in the closet drinking wine?”

  “I’m trying to kill my liver early.”

  Now Mario was truly confused. “Kill your liver? What are you talking about? Why would you kill your liver?”

  “I believe it is Cecily's fondest hope that those of us who partake in the evening alcoholic beverage will all die a miserable death.”

  Mario left, and in a few minutes holding a glass of red wine. He bumped Gwen's butt over on the stool. “Now. Tell me what she said.”

  Gwen told.

  Mario groaned. “I’m sorry. When he called and said they coming to visit, I was so taken aback I didn’t know what to say.”

  “It’s okay."

  "I've missed my family in Italy, and I thought finding Landon through that genealogy service was a good thing."

  "Really. It's fine. I wouldn't have known what to say, either." Although Gwen didn't understand Mario's obsession with family. If there was one thing they had plenty of, it was visitors: family and friends who flew in, stayed a few days, entertained themselves, bought dinner once, and left before they acquired that "guests who have stayed too long" stench.

  Mario hugged her shoulders. “You should have gone to California, to the condo, and stayed until they left."

  “I couldn’t abandon you like that. Now, if this happens again —“

  He flipped up two fingers to ward off the evil eye. "I suppose I should have been worried that I hadn't met him."

  "Probably,” Gwen said drily.

  "But we have so much in common! He's my age. He's an electrician. He looks like me."

  For the first time since Cecily and Landon had arrived, Gwen laughed. "He does not look like you." She placed her glass on the shelf next to canned tomatoes. She turned Mario's face toward hers. She ran her fingers through his dark, curly hair, looked into his warm brown eyes, and rubbed the stubble of beard on his deeply tanned skin. "Landon looks like a faded copy of you. His complexion is yellow. His hair is gray and lank and thin. You've got a nose that rides proudly on your face."

  Mario touched it. "It's a big nose."

  "A noble Roman nose. The tip of Landon's droops as if it is tired. And he's skinny."

  "I am not skinny," Mario admitted.

  "Women all over Virtue Falls would love to run their fingers over your broad and manly chest."

  He chuckled deeply when her fingers followed her words. "You are a wicked creature." He captured her hands and kissed her palms, first one, then the other, then dipped his head in to kiss her on the lips.

  But after twenty-two years of marriage, she could tell he wasn't really paying attention. "What are you thinking?" she asked.

  He pulled back. "My cousin Landon is pussy-whipped."

  She waggled her finger at him. "That is not politically correct."

  "Sometimes my English fails me. How do you say it so it's politically correct?"

  She didn't have an answer, and even if she had, it wouldn't have done any good. Mario ran their company with a firm hand and a low tolerance for inanity, and based on the hour Gwen had spent in Cecily's company, that woman specialized in inanity and, perhaps, malice.

  "Cecily is Landon's second wife," Mario told her. "She was his secretary, then his executive assistant. Then his first wife divorced him and left town, and these two immediately flew to Las Vegas and married. I assume it was then she cut off his balls and put a chain through his hole punch."

  Torn between horror and amusement, Gwen said, "Figuratively, I hope you mean."

  "Yes, yes, I suppose. But I have no patience for men who let their women run roughshod over them."

  She lifted her eyebrows at him.

  "I am the boss here!" He thumped his chest with his fist. "As long as you let me be."

  "Good that you realize that." Because she had a determinedly cheerful personality, she said, "Maybe it won't be so bad. They're only staying two days. Then we can have our lives back.”

  Mario nodded solemnly. “Yes. Thank God.”

  ***

  Landon planted his feet on the front porch. "We shouldn't walk into their house."

  "Cousin Mario and Cousin Gwen both said to come over any time. This isn't any time, it's dinnertime." Cecily walked into the ground-floor entry of Mario and Gwen's home. "And I'm hungry."

  Landon didn't move. "Here it's only five o'clock."

  "My stomach says it's seven o'clock. Are you coming or not?"

  "Let me ring the doorbell so they know—"

  Cecily got back there in time to grab Landon's wrist. "Absolutely not. I want to know what they're up to."

  "They're not up to anything. They live here!"

  "Then it won't matter if I come in." Cecily squeezed his wrist and winked. "Come on. Maybe we'll catch them doing the wild thing."

  "I don't want to catch them doing the wild thing." But Landon followed her in.

  Before he could loudly slam the door to let Cousin Mario and Cousin Gwen know they had company, Cecily rubbed up against him and fanned his check with her lashes. "What do you say to us doing the wild thing later?"

  "With the fireplace going."

  "That's my boy. So passionate. Like a lion."

  Landon soundlessly shut the door behind them.

  Cecily glanced into the large living room. The ceiling towered two stories above the floor, drawing the eye up to the massive chandelier which glowed in soft shades of blue. It wasn't a normal chandelier, either. The hangy part was heavy stainless steel, and around that in a wide circle forty blown-glass sperm-looking shapes raced in a clockwise circle. As if that wasn't appalling enough, two matching scones hung on either side of the floor-to-ceiling stone fireplace. The second-level gallery ran the length of the living room, with a stainless steel railing and some blobs of glass inserted here and there. And most awful of all, the furniture was uncomfortable. "Cousin Gwen could really use some advice with her decorating."

  "You know when we were in here the first time, she said the views were so spectacular, they didn't need any embellishment."

  Cecily looked at him.

  "I guess she was wrong," he said.

  Cecily considered the curved flight of hardwood stairs that led to the second level, and sighed. "My poor joints. Thank heavens I took a rest after she dragged us out to that hideous cottage or I'd never be able to make it. And me falling through the crack on that deck was clear
ly a sign of their criminal negligence." She gripped the handrail, then paused—and listened—between each step.

  "Do you want some help, honey?" Landon cupped her butt.

  "You're a naughty boy!" She reached the gallery, and started toward the kitchen—and heard a muffled noise that sounded like voices from the back of the house. "Landon, why don't you go down the hall and check out the guest bedroom Cousin Gwen didn't want to put us in? I can't believe it's all that awful."

  Landon glanced around, shrugged, and headed down the hall.

  Cecily watched him affectionately. He was a good man. He really was. She hadn't married him merely because he was easily manipulated. He was also good in bed and his family had an established business. Mind you, his mother despised Cecily and made them live above the garage, but when she really got to hating on Cecily, she would buy them plane tickets and send them on vacation for a week or two. And she would never let him starve.

  That kind of integrity meant a lot to Cecily.

  Again she heard those muffled voices, and she glanced at Landon.

  He paused as if he'd heard them, too.

  "Go on, darling!" she trilled, but quietly.

  He went on.

  When he took a turn into one of the doors, she headed through the library, past the half bath, and into the kitchen.

  No one was here. Perplexed, she looked out the window at the patio. No one was out there, either. Then she heard muffled voices coming from the closed door across from the bathroom. She tiptoed back and leaned her head against the wood.

  Bingo! Mario's deep voice and Gwen's sickeningly cheerful one. Cecily could almost make out the words . . . She was sure she heard her name . . .

  "What are you doing?"

  Landon's furious whisper made Cecily jump hard enough to clink her teeth together. She backed away and whispered back. "Don't do that! Don't you know I could rupture a disk in my poor back?"

  "What are you doing?"

  "They're in here." She pointed. "In the . . . the pantry, I guess."

  "But why are you listening to them?"

  "I'm not listening to them. I can't quite hear them!" She would have to order an electronic listening device. She had one at home, straight from Amazon.com, and she'd heard some interesting conversations between her in-laws.