Dead Leprechauns & Devil Cats
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The Death Sausage of Adolph Luetgert — what horrors await the White Street Society in Chicago? Probably immigrants. Packed with unenlightened dialect, subhuman intellect, and the standard degree of moral squalor this tale sheds light on the healthy good cheer of the meatpacking industry and those depraved influences who seek to pervert its natural course.
The Enigma of the Erection Society — what is it that draws men to create great thrusting monuments to their own achievements that pierce the virgin sky? Is it a sickness, or something foreign? And can the White Street Society throw cold water on this turgid tale of tragic thrust and parry?
An Ectoplasmic Suffragette — nothing makes a man’s blood run colder than women who chain themselves to fence railings and demand rights and privileges far above their station, unless it is unholy intervention from the spirit world that perverts all that is decent and good in this world. In this tale of unscientific theories the White Street Society learn that love is merely weakness leaving the body.
The Vegetarian Option — Augustus Mortimer thought he was taking a health cure with his niece at the Battlecreek Sanitarium, purging his colon of toxic build-ups, and taming his animal appetites by eschewing meat in favor of nuttolene and protose logs. Instead he was getting an enema of evil in this shocking blast of black and tarry horror.
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