Collected Short Fiction

by C. M. Kornbluth

  “Error my neck,” I said. “What do you mean?”

  “LISTEN closely, please,” he said. “Your machine—that is, your time-traveller—operates on the principle of similar circles, does it not?”

  “I seem to remember that it does. So what?”

  “So this, Miss Evans. You postulate that firstly the circumference of all circles equals infinity times zero. Am I right?”

  That was approximately what Stephen had said, so I supposed that he was. “Right as rarebits,” I said.

  “Now, your further hypothesis is probably that all circles are equal. And that equal distances traversed at equal speeds are traversed in equal times. Am I still right?”

  “That seemed to be the idea.”

  “Very well.” A smug smile broke over his fishy face. He continued. “Your theory works beautifully—but your machine—no.”

  I looked down at myself to see if I were there. I was. “Explain that, please,” I said. “Why doesn’t the machine work?”

  “For this reason. Infinity times zero does not equal a nurnber. It equals any number. A definite number is represented by x; any number, n. See the difference? And so unequal circles are still unequal, and cannot be circumnavigated as of the same distance at the same speed in the same time. And your theory—is a fallacy.”

  He looked at me gloatingly before continuing. Then, slowly, “Your theory is fallacious. Ergo, your machine doesn’t work. If your machine doesn’t work, you couldn’t have used it to get here. There is no other way for you to have gotten here. Therefore . . . you are not here! and so the projected colonization will proceed on schedule!”

  And the light flashed in my head. Of course! that was what I had been trying to think of back in the house. The weakness in Trainer’s logic!

  Then I went pouf again, my eyes closed, and I thought to myself, “Since the machine didn’t work and couldn’t have worked, I didn’t travel in time. So I must be back with Trainer.”

  I opened my eyes. I was.

  “You moron,” I snapped at him as he stood goggle-eyed, his hand on the wall-socket. “Your machine doesn’t work!” He stared at me blankly. “You were gone. Where were you?”

  “It seemed to be 2700 A.D.,” I answered.

  “How was it?” he inquired, reaching for a fresh flask of ethyl.

  “Very, very silly. I’m glad the machine didn’t work.” He offered me a beaker and I drained it. “I’d hate to think that I’d really been there.” I took off the belt and stretched my aching muscles.

  “Do you know, Mabel,” he said, looking at me hard, “I think I’m going to like this town.”

  THE END

  1941

  Vacant World

  August Camp got no greeting committee when he returned from hi flight to Venus--not eve a radio-guide for his uncontrollable ship!

  CHAPTER ONE

  Return from Venus

  “Happy New Year,” Marvin said bitterly. “Shuddup!” growled Camp, trying to chuck a weightless book at him. “Him” was the talking lizard, tentatively christened petrosaurus parlante veneris, and generally sworn at as Marvin. Camp sorely regretted the day he had ever taught the little creature to talk; now its jeering, strangely booming voice was never still. He would have stuffed it if he had had the courage to kill it first, but in many ways August Camp was a sensitive man.

  Marvin silenced, except for his eternal, sarcastic chuckle, Camp turned again to his log book. “Final entry,” he wrote. “September 17, 1997. Approximately one hundred thousand kilometers from Earth at the present time, 10:17:08 A.M. I shall set the robot pilot for Newark Landing Field, wavelength IP twelve, and the Third Venus Expedition will be over.”

  He locked the manuals and swung a cover over their multiple pins and contacts, and threw the switch that would put the ship under the guidance of the Newark beam. A space-sphere couldn’t be landed easily—not, at least, without outside assistance. There were nearly one million factors too many, all of them interacting, which had vital bearing on the dynamics of the particular vessel trying to ease itself to the seared pave of the field.

  At the Newark port there were monstrous machines that would shudder into action as soon as his flares were detected—computators which would grind out the formulae of his descent, using a strange, powerful mathematics all their own. No human mind could do that unaided, nor could Camp’s ship accommodate even the immense charts that were the summarized and tabulated knowledge of the computators and the men who operated them.

  Camp dragged himself along a line over to the small, unshuttered port and swiped a patch of frost from its center, using a patch of waste for the job; even at that his hand was chilled and numbed by the frightful cold of the thick glass. He stared through the port at the meager slice of Earth that he could see, old, half-forgotten memories crowding his brain, and his muscles tensed at the thought of seeing people once more. The first thing he would do, he decided, would be to head for Manhattan and walk up and down Broadway as long as he could.

  No more loneliness. No more talking to oneself or to a brainless lizard . . .

  Camp had started, not alone, but with two companions, One had died on the trip out to Venus three years ago, lost in space—that had been Manden—and the other, Gellert, had disappeared from their stockaded camp on the cloudy planet; for two years Camp had been alone, doing the jobs of three men and doing them remarkably well. It had been difficult, of course, but . . .

  . . . it was not supposed to be a joy ride. And things were just as tough, in a relative way, on Terra. The cycle of murderous wars just completed had left great, leprous areas of poisoned land scabbing the Earth’s surface. Oil pools were empty and coal beds depleted; clean, fertile ground was at a minimum. A new source of supply had to be found.

  Camp was not the first of the interplanetary travellers; in the late Sixties Soviet Russia had been seized by a passion for exploration of the other worlds. Most of their huge ships had failed in one way or another, with appalling loss of life, but one had managed to reach the moon. The period that followed the next successful flights was one of feverish lunar exploration and even madder scrambling for concessions when it was found that the moon was rich in the materials needed on Earth. As might have been foreseen, this soon produced another war.

  The conflict was of short duration, and men once more looked to the stars. A new, more powerful propellant had been developed during the war, and using this fuel, an expedition managed to reach the cloud-wrapped surface of Venus. A second expedition soon followed, and a third, of which Camp was a member.

  THE results of Camp’s investigations had exceeded his wildest hopes. Venus, while too young a world to have much (if any) coal or oil, was still rich in minerals and cellulose organisms; the industrial processes of Terra could easily be adapted to employ cellulose fuels. The ground was swampy, for the most part, and contained a high percentage of a sort of peat. That constituted the principal source of danger to potential colonists; a fire in a Venusian peat-bog would kindle a blaze that might sweep hundreds of square miles.

  Then too, there wasn’t a drop of drinkable water to be had on the planet. But with distilling apparatus, and fuel to be had for the mere digging of it, what problem was that?

  Camp muttered in annoyance as he blotted the page he was working on, and he crumpled the sheet and tossed it into a corner. The slight motion lifted him from his seat and sent him drifting across the cluttered cabin. He cursed absently at the inconveniences of weightlessness, and hauled himself back to his former position. He looked up suddenly. There was something wrong!

  “Oh, my God!” he gasped. His continued lack of weight meant that the sphere was still falling free, that for some reason Newark had not taken over control. He yanked the shell from the robot and peered intently at its intricacies; it was not in operation. Hastily he checked the device for faulty connections in any of its delicate grids, and turned away unsatisfied. As far as he could tell the receiver was in perfect condition.


  Fifty thousand kilometers to fall . . .

  Then the observatories had not seen his signals, rockets that exploded with a ground-shaking detonation . . . But why not? Had another war begun in his absence, to make mysterious explosions a matter of slight notice? If he only had a radio . . . Newark! Newark! Why don’t you take over, Newark?

  One thousand . . .

  Should he unlock the manuals? Was he adept enough to jockey the huge space-sphere to a safe landing? Perhpas he would gun the motors too much, to find himself a scant hundred meters from the surface with his tanks drained to the dregs. Or he might keep his jets open too long, and send a destructive backwash into his motors.

  Newark! Where are you, Newark?

  Nine hundred kilometers . . . a thin whistle keened through the ship as it plunged through the first fringes of atmosphere.

  HE unlocked the manuals and touched a switch. The grating beneath his feet quivered in sympathy with the awakened motors, and weight suddenly returned to him as the sphere’s shrieking descent was checked by the powerful jets. He could see, from his place at the C-panel, almost all of North America, rapidly increasing in size as he watched. He shot a swift glance through another port. The sky was still black, but already more than half of the stars whose shifting configurations he had come to know were gone, their feeble emissions filtered out by the thin blanket of air which had been interposed.

  He cut the jets, and again the ship fell free; this was by far the cheapest means of descent, in terms of fuel. He fired a short burst from a secondary jet to clear a slowly drifting lake of cirrus clouds far below, and the Great Lakes suddenly appeared beneath him. He closed a firing switch in sudden panic at the thought of making a submarine landing. The space-sphere had been designed to float, if necessary, but he had packed the buoyancy tanks with specimens and samples, depending on the Newark beam to land him safely.

  The explosions of the steering-jet veered the sphere northward, well over the Canadian border, and the ship dropped again.

  One hundred kilometers . . .

  Like a dancer he tiptoed the vessel up and down, balancing it nicely and precisely on a blast, with a minimum of fuel expenditure, but dropping, always dropping, to the surface.

  He snatched a hasty look at his altimeter. Only a couple of kilometers now, he thought, and prayed that the exactly-measured fuel would last out this moment of terrible need. He cut the jets again, knocked the legs from under the sphere, and fell in a last wild plunge.

  He strained his eyes, staring intently at the altimeter—at the little spot of light creeping steadily toward a red line on the dial. They met! And Camp, his fingers quivering on a half score of firing-keys, kicked over a foot lever that opened the jets to their fullest capacity, and pressed the keys. The rockets flamed with their utmost, ravening power, and the smooth rush of the sphere jolted to a shuddering halt as it danced uncertainly at the tip of the column of hellfire.

  He had stopped flat about one hundred meters from the ground, he observed. Swifter, then, than was compatible with absolute safety, he reduced the power of the blast, bit by tiny bit, and the sphere settled rapidly into the incandescent pit its fiery breath had dug. The jets coughed, picked up again . . . and ceased altogether . . . and the sphere settled easily into the impalpable ash of the pit.

  CHAPTER TWO

  Village of Silence

  “SON of a . . .!” Camp whispered, and in any other circumstances it would have been a curse. He lit a cigarette, watching the blue-gray smoke twist in slow, fantastic whorls across the cramped cabin, and wondered what he should do now. He absently released the lock that controlled the loading-port of the sphere, and watched idly as a small motor drove the heavy panel open to the air. A beam of sunlight, the first in three years, cut across the cabin, causing Marvin to chuckle with alarm. Camp tossed a black cloth over the reptile’s cage. Marvin would keep, he thought, until it was discovered just what sunlight would do to the pallid little creature.

  He finished his cigarette and flipped the butt through the open port. Years on another gravity and weeks in space had not spoiled his aim, he thought happily. Some things a man kept forever, once he’d acquired them.

  Camp began to tap his foot impatiently. Then he began to count. Before he realized it, ten minutes had passed, and still there were no high-pitched voices babbling outside, no white, excited faces peering through the port, no visitors to his crater to welcome him as befitting a returned hero.

  Almost angrily he strode to the lip of the port’s shelving door and vaulted to the top of the parapet of charred, powdered earth his landing had flung up. He had come down, he saw, near the shore of a fairly large body of water, a lake somewhere near Lake Superior, from what he’d been able to see during the descent. To his right was the water; to his left a concrete highway, and, a kilometer or two along the road, he saw the slick ferroconcrete structures of a town. But over all the country in his sight, there was not a single person to be seen, nor any sign of life.

  He took a few steps toward the highway, stopped uncertainly, and returned to the space-sphere. He rummaged out a pack of cigarettes and matches, and stood for a moment balancing a heavy automatic in his palm. With a laugh at his own adolescent ideas he tossed the pistol back to its place and climbed once more from the crater. Something wriggled in his pocket.

  “What the devil?” Camp asked of the empty air, and fished an eel-like Marvin from his white coverall.

  “Women!” gloated Marvin, leering at Camp in idiot affection. “Lead me to ’em!”

  Camp strode across the grass to the white streak of the highway. “You be good,” he commanded, stuffing the lizard back into his pocket, “or I’ll send you to bed without any sugar. We’re going to call on the deacon.”

  The walk was a dismal and seemingly interminable keeping to the left of the concrete pavement, expecting any moment to be hailed by the klaxon of a five-decker bus roaring past. Camp plodded steadily toward the village, glad even for the slight company of Marvin.

  “MY GOD, but it’s creepy,” Camp said confusedly. There were not, he suddenly realized, even birds or animals to be seen, not an insect buzzing stridently. The town seemed asleep in the warm September sunshine, as quiet as a peaceful Sunday morning; here and there a gay-striped, orange-and-black awning flapped listlessly in the gentle breeze, and autos were parked in thin lines along the curbs.

  But the awnings were torn and flapped by the wind’s tugging fingers, and the bleaching cars stood on flat tires, rusting away where they were parked.

  Camp strode along the main street of the village, searching, hunting, looking through the windows of the little specialty shops and the larger general stores, some of them empty and gaping like blind eyes where old-fashioned glass had shattered or fallen out. The stores were unlocked, all of them, indicating that whatever had befallen the populace had occurred during the daytime, and though Camp opened several doors, yet some undefined fear kept him from entering any of the shops. Dust was thick on the floors, eddied into drifts and strange designs by vagrant winds, yet in the food stores meats and fruits seemed solid and sweet enough beneath their vacuum-exhausted glass housings.

  He hurried to the other side of the street, looking nervously over his shoulder as he went, to a print shop whose sign read, “The Meshuggeh Junction, Advertiser.” He poked tentatively at the door. Like all the others he had tried, it swung open beneath his touch, and its hinges protested loudly in the thick silence.

  An ancient Goss power press was the chief feature of the press-room, dwarfing a single monotype, and racks of fonts and job presses for smaller work. And in the rolls of the Goss was a stream of paper midway between blank and finished page. It seemed to Camp that the operator of the Goss had had barely time enough to shut off the power before he—went away.

  Camp forced himself to bend over and read the date of the paper in the press. It was the issue of the “Advertiser” for Monday, May 22, 1995 . . . and today, the stunned Camp thought, is Wednesday, the s
eventeenth of September, 1997!

  He feverishly scanned what little of the paper was made up, finding no clue to the nightmare he was experiencing. He stepped from the shop, at last, and stood blinking for a moment in the bright afternoon sunshine.

  Then he heard the silence . . . what silence! Silence deep and unbroken, unending, terrifying . . . silence blanketing a world! He whirled suddenly and shouted, flinching as the echo bounced eerily back from the nearby hills. He went on down the street, looking around at every step. He felt that if he could turn quickly enough, he would see somebody peering stealthily over a window-sill or around a door. His hurried pace turned into a run.

  “You’re crazy, Camp,” Marvin jeered from his pocket.

  Camp found himself at the village docks. There were boats moored there, the gay-bannered cruisers and motor-yachts of vacationers who had been there for the spring fishing and camping when it—whatever unimaginable thing the single syllable implied—happened.

  Only the larger and newer craft, those with the duraloy hulls so popular before Camp had left for another planet, were still afloat, and all of these, he soon discovered, needed repairs of one sort or another before they would run. He finally chose, after thorough inspection, a sturdy cabin cruiser. Its tanks were slopping-full of oil, but Camp wasn’t quite sure how good this would be after its two-year ripening. He drained the tanks accordingly, and refilled them from sealed cans he had found.

  He started the motors, grimacing as thick clouds of black smoke vomited from the twin exhausts and backfire popped sharply once or twice, indicating vital need of a tune-up.

  He worked grimly and silently, the only sounds breaking the heavy quiet being the clicking of his tools and the strident buzz of a battery charger. Dimly apparent in the back of his mind was an awareness of inimically circling shadows, of a vague menace watching him as he worked, and he shivered uncontrollably.