Sir Thursday

by Garth Nix

  Michaeli gave a tentative wave. Suzy bowed, clapped her wings behind her back, and ran up the stairs to the roof garden.

  Behind her, Michaeli looked at Leaf to see if she was still breathing, but didn’t go any closer. Then she went across to her own room and looked out the window. There was an ambulance in the street. She hesitated for a moment, then ran down the stairs.

  Suzy patted the ceramic iguana that stood in the roof garden on the head, jumped on its back, and launched herself into the sky with a few strong wingbeats. Thirty feet above the roof, she caught an updraft and quickly soared to a height of several hundred feet.

  The wings, besides being exceptional examples of their kind for flying, were also imbued with several other properties. Suzy was counting on one of them to make the return trip to the House uneventful. According to Dr Scamandros, who had reluctantly helped her borrow them from Dame Primus’s dressing room, flying with the wings would generate a sorcerous effect that would make mortals unable to look at her. The wings also had some protective qualities, but again, only when in use for flight. Suzy had thought this rather shabby, and still thought so, even after Dr Scamandros had explained that it was the nature of sorcery to never live up to expectations.

  Not that Suzy anticipated anything other than flying. She intended to fly to the manifestation of the House, which she had seen through Seven Dials was located above the hospital. Then she would fly right up to the Front Door and, if necessary, hover in front of it while she knocked. Then it would be straight back to Monday’s Dayroom with the pocket. From there she would work out how to get it to Arthur so he could throw it in sufficient Nothing to get rid of it and the Skinless Boy.

  A very straightforward and satisfactory job, Suzy thought. Even Dame Primus could hardly complain – though she would, of course, and carry on about the Original Law, but Suzy was used to that. It would be a small price to pay for saving Arthur’s world from the Spirit-eater.

  Suzy was three-quarters of the way to the hospital and could clearly see the House ahead when she also saw the flaw in her plan. From the lack of interest from various official-looking mortals she had flown above, it was probably true that the wings shielded her from the gaze of humans. And while this would not work on Nithlings, both she and Dr Scamandros had thought it very unlikely that the Skinless Boy had a set of wings.

  What they hadn’t given full thought to was the fact that someone had made the Skinless Boy in the first place and had helped it get through the Front Door to Earth, in defiance of numerous laws of the House. Anyone who would raise a Spirit-eater would not hesitate to use more common Nithlings. There could easily be other Nithlings here, sent to help the Skinless Boy achieve whatever he had been sent to do.

  And now here they were. Suzy flapped her wings hard to gain height as she saw them. Three winged shapes, slowly flying in a circle about five hundred yards out from the Front Door. Currently they were playing a game with one of the mortals’ flying machines, taking turns to dive in front of it as it came around on its orbit of the hospital, its spinning top part chattering away. The fact that the mortal pilot couldn’t see them and wouldn’t know what he’d hit if one of them miscalculated was obviously the main attraction of the game.

  Suzy didn’t know exactly what kind of Nithlings they were. They were roughly human-sized, but one had the head of a rodent, one had a head like a snake, and the third had a head that resembled a partially squashed avocado with eyes and a toothy mouth. They all had normal-enough limbs, save for great variety in the number of fingers. All three wore Denizen cast-off shirts, waistcoats, and breeches, similar to the clothes favoured by Suzy herself, though these Nithlings did not have hats. They also had very fine-looking red-feathered wings, not the cheap paper ones. The wings probably had similar properties to Suzy’s own, though Nithlings also had a native ability to remain unseen in the Secondary Realms.

  They were armed with tridents, which suggested they might have once served Drowned Wednesday, but that was surely misdirection. Suzy knew too much about Drowned Wednesday to fall for that one. The sad, food-obsessed Trustee would not have employed Nithlings. These three had to be in the service of one of the four remaining Morrow Days.

  Suzy continued to gain height as she watched them, circling to put the sun behind her. The Nithlings were busy with their game, but at any time they might remember their duty and look up and around. The sun would hide her to some extent.

  The Commissionaire’s truncheon would not be much use if it came to an aerial fight, Suzy thought. She couldn’t see from her current distance, but the tridents were bound to be sorcerous in nature, either glowing red-hot or emitting electric effects or, if she was very unlucky, firing projectiles of Nothing.

  I can’t fight three armed Nithlings, Suzy thought.

  She peered down at the House, trying to see if there were any more Nithlings or anything else near the Front Door. It was hard to see from so high up. She was now at least three thousand feet above the House, and there were deep shadows from the many bizarre overhangs, abutments, projections, crenulations, awnings, and afterthoughts.

  Her only chance would be to dive straight down, checking her flight at the last possible instant right in front of the door. If she timed it right, did it fast enough, and didn’t break her neck, she might be able to get into the door before the Nithlings could intercept her.

  Suzy tucked the precious container with Arthur’s torn pocket deeper into the fob pocket of her third-inside waistcoat and buttoned up the two waistcoats she wore over that and did her coat up all the way to her throat.

  The Nithlings were still playing with the chattering flying machine. Suzy hovered for a moment, her chin almost resting on her chest as she made sure that she had a clear flight path straight down.

  ‘Hey, ho, it’s any fool’s go,’ Suzy muttered to herself. She clasped her hands above her head in a classic diving posture, threw herself forward and down, and stopped flapping.

  For an instant her outstretched wings held her in position, though her body was almost perpendicular to the ground. Then Suzy folded her wings all the way back and she fell like a meteorite from the heavens, straight down.

  Eighteen

  ARTHUR GOT A very accelerated Not-Horse riding lesson that night. He and Fred, after the enormous surprise of a handshake and some nice words from Sergeant Helve, were hustled from the Mess Hall by the lieutenant. They were marched to the Orderly Room, where Colonel Huwiti informed them that they had been given battlefield graduations from Fort Transformation and congratulated them on their assignment to GHQ as privates in the Regiment. He shook their hands too. In return they saluted and did the smartest about-turns they could manage. Then they were marched off to the Quartermaster’s Store, where they signed over all the recruit equipment they’d left in the barracks, handed back the Legionary gear they were wearing, and were issued Horde field riding armour and equipment, which they quickly had to put on.

  From the Q Store, they limped after the lieutenant in their knee-length Horde hauberks and stiff leather boots, trying not to groan under the weight of their winged helmets, saddles, stuffed saddlebags, and the curved swords the Horde called lightning tulwars.

  The riding lesson was given in the Post Stables by a Horde NCO they had not met before, named Troop Sergeant Terzok. He was considerably less wide across the shoulders than most of the other sergeants but had the most amazing moustache, which Arthur was sure must be fake. Close up it looked like it might be made of wire, and it certainly stuck out at right angles from his nose in a way that hair surely couldn’t manage.

  They almost felt better when Troop Sergeant Terzok, rather than being strangely friendly, immediately shouted at them and proceeded to impart a long list of facts about Not-Horses and the riding of them, interrupting himself every minute or so to quiz the two of them on what he’d just said.

  Arthur was tired but also buoyed up by having survived the battle, without really having to think about it yet. The prospect of going
to GHQ was a relief, as well. So the first few hours of the Not-Horse lesson were bearable.

  By the third hour, which was when they finally got to go into the Not-Horse stable, he was losing any feeling of relief. Then he made the fatal error of actually yawning, as Troop Sergeant Terzok was showing them the finer points of a Not-Horse that was standing quietly in its stall, its glittering ruby eyes quiescent.

  ‘Am I boring you, Trooper Green?’ shouted Terzok.

  ‘Not exciting enough, hey? Want to get straight on a Not-Horse, do you?’

  ‘No, Sergeant!’ shouted Arthur. He was suddenly very wide awake indeed.

  ‘No, Troop Sergeant!’ yelled Terzok. He pushed his wire-brush moustache almost into Arthur’s nose. ‘You are going to ride a Not-Horse like a Trooper in the Horde, not a private, and I am a Troop Sergeant, not some plodding ordinary sergeant. Is that clear?’

  ‘Yes, Troop Sergeant!’ shouted Arthur and Fred, who figured that it would be best for him to join in as well.

  ‘If we had a few more Not-Horses here, I could have taken a troop after those Nithlings,’ Terzok continued. ‘None of ’em would have got away then. Right. I will repeat the basics for the fifth and final time. This here is Mowlder, the oldest Not-Horse on the post. Made up more than four thousand years ago and still going strong. He is a typical Not-Horse, with three toes on each leg, not the four-toed variant that is occasionally seen. Each of these toes has been fitted for combat purposes with a four-inch steel claw, as you can see. The Not-Horse’s skin is a flexible metal but the creature itself is a Near Creation based on an original design of the Architect. It has living flesh under the metal skin, which serves as a very useful armour. Like us Denizens, the Not-Horse is extremely hardy and heals well. Not-Horses are also smart and must be treated properly at all times. Any questions so far?’

  ‘No, Troop Sergeant!’

  ‘Right, then. I will now demonstrate the correct means of approaching a Not-Horse to fit a bit and bridle. Watch closely.’

  Arthur watched closely as Terzok demonstrated how to get the harness on a Not-Horse. It looked straight forward, provided the Not-Horse cooperated, but was not quite so easy when Arthur got to do it himself. Getting up into the saddle and actually riding the Not-Horse also proved to be more difficult than he’d thought.

  Six hours after the lesson began, in the cold, dark early time before the dawn, Terzok pronounced Arthur and Fred as capable as they were going to get in the time available. Which was not capable at all, but he hoped they would stay on long enough to learn from experience. Before they left, he whispered in the ears of the two Not-Horses chosen to carry them.

  By this stage, Arthur in particular was so tired that he didn’t care if he was tied across the saddle like a blanket. He just wanted to rest and not have to listen to – or watch – Troop Sergeant Terzok and his mustache ever again. He’d thought he was used to being exhausted and had got much better at staving off the swimming vision and loss of coordination. But now even the proximity of a sergeant couldn’t stop him from swaying on his feet.

  But he wasn’t allowed to go to sleep. Another unknown lieutenant, this one unwounded and wearing Horde armour, arrived as the lesson concluded and announced that he would be leading them to GHQ.

  ‘I’m Troop Lieutenant Jarrow,’ he said. ‘Seconded from the Horde to Fort Transformation. We’ll be riding out in fifteen minutes, after I’ve checked your weapons, equipment, harness, and mounts. Which of you is Gold and which Green?’

  ‘I’m Priv … Trooper Gold,’ said Fred.

  Arthur mumbled something that sounded like it might be ‘Green’. Jarrow frowned and stepped closer to him.

  ‘I know there’s a medical advice about you, Green,’ he said. ‘But the file’s gone missing. Are you fit enough to travel?’

  ‘I’m just tired, sir,’ said Arthur. ‘Very tired.’

  He was so tired that he wasn’t entirely sure that he’d actually said anything aloud. And he was also confused about where he was and what he was doing. Surely if he was meant to be going anywhere, it was school. School with Leaf and Ed.

  Arthur shook his head. What was this school he could see in his mind’s eye? Who were Leaf and Ed, and why were they looking down at him with the blue sky behind them?

  ‘Have you shown these two the Horde method of carrying wounded, Troop Sergeant?’ asked Jarrow.

  ‘No, sir!’ snapped Terzok. He looked at Arthur. ‘Should I sling him up, Troop Lieutenant?’

  ‘Yes, do,’ said Jarrow.

  Three Not-Horses had been readied for the ride ahead and were standing patiently outside the stable door. Terzok took what appeared to be a large canvas bag with leather straps and steel buckles from behind the stable door and hung it between two of the Not-Horses. Muttering something to them quietly, he buckled one side of the sack to the left-most Not-Horse’s saddle, and the other to the Not-Horse in the middle. Thus strung, it made a kind of hammock between the two mounts.

  ‘This here’s a double-ride sack,’ said Terzok. ‘Not-Horses are able to perfectly match each other’s stride, unlike other mounts. But the double-ride sack’s only to be used when ordered, because the mounts can’t gallop with it fixed.’

  Arthur stared at the sack between the two Not-Horses. He was so tired it took a few seconds for him to understand that it was for him.

  ‘How do you get in?’ asked Fred.

  ‘If you’re fit enough to climb in, then you should be riding,’ said Terzok. ‘If you’re not –’

  He picked Arthur up under his arm, walked to the front of the horses, and shoved him in the open end of the sack, armour, weapons, and all.

  ‘If the soldier being carried is very badly hurt, you do up these laces here,’ instructed Terzok.

  ‘But I don’t want to be –’ Arthur started to say.

  ‘Silence!’ snapped Terzok. ‘You have been ordered to ride in the sack! Now go to sleep!’

  Arthur shut up and wriggled around so the hilt of his lightning tulwar wasn’t sticking in his hip quite so much, and reached down to untuck a fold of his mail hauberk that was bunched up on his thighs.

  Then, because a sergeant had ordered him to, he shut his eyes and fell asleep.

  It was not a deep sleep at first. Through slitted eyes, Arthur was dimly aware of activity around him, as Troop Lieutenant Jarrow checked over the Not-Horse’s harness. Then the sack he was in began to jiggle up and down and the steel claws of the Not-Horses’ toes struck sparks on the flagstones outside the stable for a moment, before becoming muffled as they walked onto the dusty bare earth. The jiggling increased as they broke into a trot, then became a kind of swaying roll as the two Not-Horses carrying the sack changed pace into a perfectly matched canter.

  As the Not-Horses continued to head out of the fort at a steady pace, Arthur sank into a deeper sleep and began to dream.

  He was standing in a vast, marble-lined room, surrounded on all sides by incredibly tall Denizens, each easily twelve feet tall, measured by their relationship to the piles of weapons, armour, and Nithling bodies beneath them. Yet despite their height, Arthur was taller still, looking down on them from a position of lofty eminence. He was looking at a ring on his finger, a crocodile ring that was slowly turning from silver to gold. Only the last portion of it remained silver, and as he stared, it too turned to gold. The tall Denizens began to applaud and Arthur felt himself grow taller still, until he was suddenly no longer in the marble-lined room but was a giant standing above a green field that a little voice in his mind said was the school oval. Children were running around his feet, pursued by dog-faced creatures that he somehow knew were called Fetchers. Then he was suddenly child-sized himself, and the Fetchers were twice his size, pinching and grabbing him. One tore the pocket from his school shirt and took the book that had been in it.

  ‘Got you!’ said a horrific, rasping voice.

  Arthur shrieked and woke up, threshing about in the grasp of something leathery and horrible. A vicious creature had tak
en The Compleat Atlas of the House!

  That’s it. The Compleat Atlas of the House. I had The Compleat Atlas of the House. My name is Arthur Penhaligon. I am the Rightful Heir.

  Arthur tried to hold that thought, but it slipped away. He gave up on it, opened his eyes, and looked around. He was still in the double-ride sack, but the Not-Horses were standing still. The sun was coming up, a thin sliver of its rosy disk showing above the ochre-red hills to the east. Stunted trees with pale trunks and yellow triangular leaves were dotted around, too sparse to be called a forest.

  Fred was standing in front of Arthur, massaging the insides of his thighs and muttering something about the iniquities of Not-Horses. Troop Lieutenant Jarrow was sitting on a nearby stone, consulting his Ephemeris.

  It was very quiet, the only sound the whirring breath of the Not-Horses and the occasional tap of their toes on a loose stone as they shifted their weight.

  ‘What’s happening?’ asked Arthur sleepily. He pushed his arms out the top of the sack and pulled himself part of the way out. He would have fallen the rest of the way if Fred hadn’t caught him and restored his balance just long enough for both of them to collapse under limited control.

  ‘What’s happening?’ asked Fred indignantly. ‘You get to snore your way across half a dozen tiles, while I wear the skin off my thighs and bruise my tailbone – that’s what’s happening.’

  ‘That’s what has happened,’ corrected Arthur with a smile. ‘What’s happening now?’

  ‘We’ve stopped for a rest,’ said Fred. He tipped his head towards Troop Lieutenant Jarrow. ‘That’s all I know.’

  Jarrow closed his Ephemeris and walked over. Arthur and Fred scrambled to their feet, stood at attention, and saluted.

  ‘No need for that – we’re in the field,’ said Jarrow. ‘Are you fully rested, Green?’

  ‘Yes, sir,’ said Arthur.

  ‘Good,’ said Jarrow. ‘We have a fair way to ride, and there is a strong possibility we may have to run from New Nithling forces.’