Miss Marple's Final Cases

by Agatha Christie

  Miss Lavinia was looking far less harassed than usual and, although she regretted that she could not take a stall owing to her preoccupation with her sister, she nevertheless tendered a handsome monetary contribution, and promised to produce a consignment of pen-wipers and babies’ socks.

  Miss Marple commented on her air of well-being.

  ‘I really feel I owe a great deal to Mary, I am so thankful I had the resolution to get rid of that other girl. Mary is really invaluable. Cooks nicely and waits beautifully and keeps our little flat scrupulously clean — mattresses turned over every day. And she is really wonderful with Emily!’

  Miss Marple hastily enquired after Emily.

  ‘Oh, poor dear, she has been very much under the weather lately. She can’t help it, of course, but it really makes things a little difficult sometimes. Wanting certain things cooked and then, when they come, saying she can’t eat now — and then wanting them again half an hour later and everything spoiled and having to be done again. It makes, of course, a lot of work — but fortunately Mary does not seem to mind at all. She’s used to waiting on invalids, she says, and understands them. It is such a comfort.’

  ‘Dear me,’ said Miss Marple. ‘You are fortunate.’

  ‘Yes, indeed. I really feel Mary has been sent to us as an answer to prayer.’

  ‘She sounds to me,’ said Miss Marple, ‘almost too good to be true. I should — well, I should be a little careful if I were you.’

  Lavinia Skinner failed to perceive the point of this remark. She said, ‘Oh! I assure you I do all I can to make her comfortable. I don’t know what I should do if she left.’

  ‘I don’t expect she’ll leave until she’s ready to leave,’ said Miss Marple and stared very hard at her hostess.

  Miss Lavinia said, ‘If one has no domestic worries, it takes such a load off one’s mind, doesn’t it? How is your little Edna shaping?’

  ‘She’s doing quite nicely. Not much head, of course. Not like your Mary. Still, I do know all about Edna because she’s a village girl.’

  As she went out into the hall she heard the invalid’s voice fretfully raised. ‘This compress has been allowed to get quite dry — Doctor Allerton particularly said moisture continually renewed. There, there, leave it. I want a cup of tea and a boiled egg — boiled only three minutes and a half, remember, and send Miss Lavinia to me.’

  The efficient Mary emerged from the bedroom and, saying to Lavinia, ‘Miss Emily is asking for you, madam,’ proceeded to open the door for Miss Marple, helping her into her coat and handing her her umbrella in the most irreproachable fashion.

  Miss Marple took the umbrella, dropped it, tried to pick it up, and dropped her bag, which flew open. Mary politely retrieved various odds and ends — a handkerchief, an engagement book, an old-fashioned leather purse, two shillings, three pennies, and a striped piece of peppermint rock.

  Miss Marple received the last with some signs of confusion.

  ‘Oh, dear, that must have been Mrs Clement’s little boy. He was sucking it, I remember, and he took my bag to play with. He must have put it inside. It’s terribly sticky, isn’t it?’

  ‘Shall I take it, madam?’

  ‘Oh, would you? Thank you so much.’

  Mary stooped to retrieve the last item, a small mirror, upon recovering which Miss Marple exclaimed fervently, ‘How lucky, now, that that isn’t broken.’

  She thereupon departed, Mary standing politely by the door holding a piece of striped rock with a completely expressionless face.

  IV

  For ten days longer St Mary Mead had to endure hearing of the excellencies of Miss Lavinia’s and Miss Emily’s treasure.

  On the eleventh day, the village awoke to its big thrill.

  Mary, the paragon, was missing! Her bed had not been slept in, and the front door was found ajar. She had slipped out quietly during the night.

  And not Mary alone was missing! Two brooches and five rings of Miss Lavinia’s; three rings, a pendant, a bracelet, and four brooches of Miss Emily’s were missing, also!

  It was the beginning of a chapter of catastrophe.

  Young Mrs Devereux had lost her diamonds which she kept in an unlocked drawer and also some valuable furs given to her as a wedding present. The judge and his wife also had had jewellery taken and a certain amount of money. Mrs Carmichael was the greatest sufferer. Not only had she some very valuable jewels but she also kept in the flat a large sum of money which had gone. It had been Janet’s evening out, and her mistress was in the habit of walking round the gardens at dusk calling to the birds and scattering crumbs. It seemed clear that Mary, the perfect maid, had had keys to fit all the flats!

  There was, it must be confessed, a certain amount of ill-natured pleasure in St Mary Mead. Miss Lavinia had boasted so much of her marvellous Mary.

  ‘And all the time, my dear, just a common thief!’

  Interesting revelations followed. Not only had Mary disappeared into the blue, but the agency who had provided her and vouched for her credentials was alarmed to find that the Mary Higgins who had applied to them and whose references they had taken up had, to all intents and purposes, never existed. It was the name of a bona fide servant who had lived with the bona fide sister of a dean, but the real Mary Higgins was existing peacefully in a place in Cornwall.

  ‘Damned clever, the whole thing,’ Inspector Slack was forced to admit. ‘And, if you ask me, that woman works with a gang. There was a case of much the same kind in Northumberland a year ago. Stuff was never traced, and they never caught her. However, we’ll do better than that in Much Benham!’

  Inspector Slack was always a confident man.

  Nevertheless, weeks passed, and Mary Higgins remained triumphantly at large. In vain Inspector Slack redoubled that energy that so belied his name.

  Miss Lavinia remained tearful. Miss Emily was so upset, and felt so alarmed by her condition that she actually sent for Doctor Haydock.

  The whole of the village was terribly anxious to know what he thought of Miss Emily’s claims to ill health, but naturally could not ask him. Satisfactory data came to hand on the subject, however, through Mr Meek, the chemist’s assistant, who was walking out with Clara, Mrs Price-Ridley’s maid. It was then known that Doctor Haydock had prescribed a mixture of asafoetida and valerian which, according to Mr Meek, was the stock remedy for malingerers in the army!

  Soon afterwards it was learned that Miss Emily, not relishing the medical attention she had had, was declaring that in the state of her health she felt it her duty to be near the specialist in London who understood her case. It was, she said, only fair to Lavinia.

  The flat was put up for subletting.

  V

  It was a few days after that that Miss Marple, rather pink and flustered, called at the police station in Much Benham and asked for Inspector Slack.

  Inspector Slack did not like Miss Marple. But he was aware that the Chief Constable, Colonel Melchett, did not share that opinion. Rather grudgingly, therefore, he received her.

  ‘Good afternoon, Miss Marple, what can I do for you?’

  ‘Oh, dear,’ said Miss Marple, ‘I’m afraid you’re in a hurry.’

  ‘Lots of work on,’ said Inspector Slack, ‘but I can spare a few moments.’

  ‘Oh dear,’ said Miss Marple. ‘I hope I shall be able to put what I say properly. So difficult, you know, to explain oneself, don’t you think? No, perhaps you don’t. But you see, not having been educated in the modern style — just a governess, you know, who taught one the dates of the kings of England and general knowledge — Doctor Brewer — three kinds of diseases of wheat — blight, mildew — now what was the third — was it smut?’

  ‘Do you want to talk about smut?’ asked Inspector Slack and then blushed.

  ‘Oh, no, no.’ Miss Marple hastily disclaimed any wish to talk about smut. ‘Just an illustration, you know. And how needles are made, and all that. Discursive, you know, but not teaching one to keep to the point. Which is what
I want to do. It’s about Miss Skinner’s maid, Gladys, you know.’

  ‘Mary Higgins,’ said Inspector Slack.

  ‘Oh, yes, the second maid. But it’s Gladys Holmes I mean — rather an impertinent girl and far too pleased with herself but really strictly honest, and it’s so important that that should be recognized.’

  ‘No charge against her so far as I know,’ said the inspector.

  ‘No, I know there isn’t a charge — but that makes it worse. Because, you see, people go on thinking things. Oh, dear — I knew I should explain things badly. What I really mean is that the important thing is to find Mary Higgins.’

  ‘Certainly,’ said Inspector Slack. ‘Have you any ideas on the subject?’

  ‘Well, as a matter of fact, I have,’ said Miss Marple. ‘May I ask you a question? Are fingerprints of no use to you?’

  ‘Ah,’ said Inspector Slack, ‘that’s where she was a bit too artful for us. Did most of her work in rubber gloves or housemaid’s gloves, it seems. And she’d been careful — wiped off everything in her bedroom and on the sink. Couldn’t find a single fingerprint in the place!’

  ‘If you did have fingerprints, would it help?’

  ‘It might, madam. They may be known at the Yard. This isn’t her first job, I’d say!’

  Miss Marple nodded brightly. She opened her bag and extracted a small cardboard box. Inside it, wedged in cotton wool, was a small mirror.

  ‘From my handbag,’ said Miss Marple. ‘The maid’s prints are on it. I think they should be satisfactory — she touched an extremely sticky substance a moment previously.’

  Inspector Slack stared. ‘Did you get her fingerprints on purpose?’

  ‘Of course.’

  ‘You suspected her then?’

  ‘Well, you know, it did strike me that she was a little too good to be true. I practically told Miss Lavinia so. But she simply wouldn’t take the hint! I’m afraid, you know, Inspector, that I don’t believe in paragons. Most of us have our faults — and domestic service shows them up very quickly!’

  ‘Well,’ said Inspector Slack, recovering his balance, ‘I’m obliged to you, I’m sure. We’ll send these up to the Yard and see what they have to say.’

  He stopped. Miss Marple had put her head a little on one side and was regarding him with a good deal of meaning.

  ‘You wouldn’t consider, I suppose, Inspector, looking a little nearer home?’

  ‘What do you mean, Miss Marple?’

  ‘It’s very difficult to explain, but when you come across a peculiar thing you notice it. Although, often, peculiar things may be the merest trifles. I’ve felt that all along, you know; I mean about Gladys and the brooch. She’s an honest girl; she didn’t take that brooch. Then why did Miss Skinner think she did? Miss Skinner’s not a fool; far from it! Why was she so anxious to let a girl go who was a good servant when servants are hard to get? It was peculiar, you know. So I wondered. I wondered a good deal. And I noticed another peculiar thing! Miss Emily’s a hypochondriac, but she’s the first hypochondriac who hasn’t sent for some doctor or other at once. Hypochondriacs love doctors, Miss Emily didn’t!’

  ‘What are you suggesting, Miss Marple?’

  ‘Well, I’m suggesting, you know, that Miss Lavinia and Miss Emily are peculiar people. Miss Emily spends nearly all her time in a dark room. And if that hair of hers isn’t a wig I — I’ll eat my own back switch! And what I say is this — it’s perfectly possible for a thin, pale, grey-haired, whining woman to be the same as a black-haired, rosy-cheeked, plump woman. And nobody that I can find ever saw Miss Emily and Mary Higgins at one and the same time.

  ‘Plenty of time to get impressions of all the keys, plenty of time to find out all about the other tenants, and then — get rid of the local girl. Miss Emily takes a brisk walk across country one night and arrives at the station as Mary Higgins next day. And then, at the right moment, Mary Higgins disappears, and off goes the hue and cry after her. I’ll tell you where you’ll find her, Inspector. On Miss Emily Skinner’s sofa! Get her fingerprints if you don’t believe me, but you’ll find I’m right! A couple of clever thieves, that’s what the Skinners are — and no doubt in league with a clever post and rails or fence or whatever you call it. But they won’t get away with it this time! I’m not going to have one of our village girls’ character for honesty taken away like that! Gladys Holmes is as honest as the day, and everybody’s going to know it! Good afternoon!’

  Miss Marple had stalked out before Inspector Slack had recovered.

  ‘Whew?’ he muttered. ‘I wonder if she’s right?’

  He soon found out that Miss Marple was right again.

  Colonel Melchett congratulated Slack on his efficiency, and Miss Marple had Gladys come to tea with Edna and spoke to her seriously on settling down in a good situation when she got one.

  Miss Marple Tells a Story

  I don’t think I’ve ever told you, my dears — you, Raymond, and you, Joan, about the rather curious little business that happened some years ago now. I don’t want to seem vain in any way — of course I know that in comparison with you young people I’m not clever at all — Raymond writes those very modern books all about rather unpleasant young men and women — and Joan paints those very remarkable pictures of square people with curious bulges on them — very clever of you, my dear, but as Raymond always says (only quite kindly, because he is the kindest of nephews) I am hopelessly Victorian. I admire Mr Alma-Tadema and Mr Frederic Leighton and I suppose to you they seem hopelessly vieux jeu. Now let me see, what was I saying? Oh, yes — that I didn’t want to appear vain — but I couldn’t help being just a teeny weeny bit pleased with myself, because, just by applying a little common sense, I believe I really did solve a problem that had baffled cleverer heads than mine. Though really I should have thought the whole thing was obvious from the beginning…

  Well, I’ll tell you my little story, and if you think I’m inclined to be conceited about it, you must remember that I did at least help a fellow creature who was in very grave distress.

  The first I knew of this business was one evening about nine o’clock when Gwen — (you remember Gwen? My little maid with red hair) well — Gwen came in and told me that Mr Petherick and a gentleman had called to see me. Gwen had shown them into the drawing-room — quite rightly. I was sitting in the dining-room because in early spring I think it is so wasteful to have two fires going.

  I directed Gwen to bring in the cherry brandy and some glasses and I hurried into the drawing-room. I don’t know whether you remember Mr Petherick? He died two years ago, but he had been a friend of mine for many years as well as attending to all my legal business. A very shrewd man and a really clever solicitor. His son does my business for me now — a very nice lad and very up to date — but somehow I don’t feel quite the confidence I had with Mr Petherick.

  I explained to Mr Petherick about the fires and he said at once that he and his friend would come into the dining-room — and then he introduced his friend — a Mr Rhodes. He was a youngish man — not much over forty — and I saw at once there was something very wrong. His manner was most peculiar. One might have called it rude if one hadn’t realized that the poor fellow was suffering from strain.

  When we were settled in the dining-room and Gwen had brought the cherry brandy, Mr Petherick explained the reason for his visit.

  ‘Miss Marple,’ he said, ‘you must forgive an old friend for taking a liberty. What I have come here for is a consultation.’

  I couldn’t understand at all what he meant, and he went on:

  ‘In a case of illness one likes two points of view — that of the specialist and that of the family physician. It is the fashion to regard the former as of more value, but I am not sure that I agree. The specialist has experience only in his own subject — the family doctor has, perhaps, less knowledge — but a wider experience.’

  I knew just what he meant, because a young niece of mine not long before had hurried her child off to a ver
y well-known specialist in skin diseases without consulting her own doctor whom she considered an old dodderer, and the specialist had ordered some very expensive treatment, and later found that all the child was suffering from was a rather unusual form of measles.

  I just mention this — though I have a horror of digressing — to show that I appreciate Mr Petherick’s point — but I still hadn’t any idea what he was driving at.

  ‘If Mr Rhodes is ill —’ I said, and stopped — because the poor man gave a most dreadful laugh.

  He said: ‘I expect to die of a broken neck in a few months’ time.’

  And then it all came out. There had been a case of murder lately in Barnchester — a town about twenty miles away. I’m afraid I hadn’t paid much attention to it at the time, because we had been having a lot of excitement in the village about our district nurse, and outside occurrences like an earthquake in India and a murder in Barnchester, although of course far more important really — had given way to our own little local excitements. I’m afraid villages are like that. Still, I did remember having read about a woman having been stabbed in a hotel, though I hadn’t remembered her name. But now it seemed that this woman had been Mr Rhodes’s wife — and as if that wasn’t bad enough — he was actually under suspicion of having murdered her himself.

  All this Mr Petherick explained to me very clearly, saying that, although the Coronor’s jury had brought in a verdict of murder by a person or persons unknown, Mr Rhodes had reason to believe that he would probably be arrested within a day or two, and that he had come to Mr Petherick and placed himself in his hands. Mr Petherick went on to say that they had that afternoon consulted Sir Malcolm Olde, K.C., and that in the event of the case coming to trial Sir Malcolm had been briefed to defend Mr Rhodes.