Loot and Booty Box Set

by Zeke Biddle

  Well, maybe I’d want a house instead of a tent I still need to assemble before I can call it a night.

  “I’m actually learning to be okay with blasting the bad guys with fireballs from afar instead of stabbing them up close. Monsters always have the worst breath. Anyway, what do you say we retire for the evening? We all have to be exhausted after everything we’ve been through, right?”

  “Are you tired already?” Eulalia asks.

  She pulls Gillian into her arms and gives her a sloppy, wet kiss with plenty of tongue while they both stare pointedly at me. Gillian’s tiny hand cups Eulalia’s breast and gives it a firm squeeze. They both moan.

  “Okay, okay. Don’t you think you’re hamming it up a little bit?” I ask.

  “Mmm,” Eulalia says when she pulls her mouth away, a thin line of spit stretching between their lips before Gillian wipes it clean with her thumb.

  Eulalia pulls the thumb into her mouth and sucks it clean. “Mmm. I sure do like having something to suck on at the end of a long day.”

  My dick throbs as it strains against my underwear. Overwhelmed by their teasing, I grab their hands and pull them toward our plot of land and the tent we’ve been given by the villagers.

  One thing I’m going to like about settling down for a little while is the chance to make sweet love with my women without the need to rush. On the road, our rendezvous had to be quick. Letting ourselves get distracted for too long would give predators and bad guys a chance to catch us with our pants literally around our ankles…well, robe in my case.

  So, I do plan on taking things slow with them someday, but will have to wait until after I get laid. It’s a damn shame the villagers didn’t set up the tent for us already.

  2

  It takes us longer than I expected to pitch the tent. Once completed, the women waste no time getting down to action.

  The sight of Gillian struggling to pull Eulalia out of her top while Eulalia slides her fingers inside Gillian’s pants and starts fingering her pussy fuels me with a need to fill them both as quickly as possible.

  Tomorrow we’ll take our time.

  When they see my swollen dick, they both hurry over and drop to their knees in front of me.

  “Which of us should suck your cock, Marcus?”

  Their words do nothing to help the discomfort in my underwear. “I couldn’t possibly choose a favorite between you. Both of your mouths are perfect in their own way.”

  I hope it’s the right answer, and breathe a sigh of relief when they both reach forward and tug my underwear down. My dick springs free.

  Eulalia stares up at me with her dark brown eyes, and Gillian with her green. Both stick out their tongues and lick from the base of my erection out to the tip, and then their tongues tangle and flick across my slit, leaving me breathless and moaning.

  “Don’t you think you’re hamming it up a bit?” Gillian asks with a wicked smile before wrapping her lips around my dick, slowly riding her way down my shaft until she reaches my belly.

  When she stops there and moans, the vibrations make my toes curl.

  As incredible as her lips feel, I pull out. I don’t want to come in her mouth. “Let’s get you girls naked and play a game to decide who I fuck first.”

  They both grasp the basics of Rock, Paper, Scissors very quickly, and Gillian wins the first and third match.

  “Damn it!” Eulalia shouts. “Best out of five.”

  “You agreed to the rules,” Gillian says, making her clothes disappear so fast, I think she must be part magician.

  Gillian kneels on a sleeping bag, propping herself up with her elbows with her chest down low which highlights her incredible ass. “Will that work, Marcus?”

  I stare at her heart-shaped butt, and can’t imagine a situation where a woman as beautiful as her displaying herself and asking to be fucked wouldn’t work.

  She reaches one hand between her legs and spreads herself for me. She’s already wet.

  “That’ll work just fine,” I say.

  “You going to fuck her or just jack off?” Eulalia asks.

  I’m surprised when I look down and see my hand wrapped around my dick. It’s weird. In some small part of my brain I know she’s just part of the game code, but that doesn’t make her any less fun to fuck.

  “I’m definitely going to fuck her.”

  I plunge deep inside her with one confident stroke. I spank her ass twice, delighting in how little it jiggles, before fucking her in earnest.

  Eulalia lines up on her hands and knees next to Gillian.

  With one hand still gripping Gillian’s hip to help pull her back against me when I push into her, I slide my finger between Eulalia’s pussy lips and spread her wetness along her slit.

  “You girls are always so wet. You’re going to give me a big head.”

  “No,” Gillian says between grunts of pleasure. “You’ve already got a fucking huge head. It feels so good in my tight pussy. I’m already so close to coming. You give it to me so good, baby.”

  It’s definitely a mutual feeling. Pressure is already building in my balls.

  I try to distract myself by playing with Eulalia’s pussy, but that just pushes me closer. I slide two fingers inside and finger-fuck her while fucking Gillian ever harder and ever faster.

  When she comes, Gillian screams like a banshee. It has to be loud enough for people in the next town over to hear. Her pussy locks down on my throbbing cock, milking it hard and pulling me over the edge.

  I shoot my seed deep into her, wondering in some small part of my brain whether the women can get pregnant, and wondering how I’ll feel if that happens.

  It’s nothing I ever really thought about back in the real world, because it wasn’t like I’d had the chance in the first place.

  But considering the women in my harem and I all get special skill buffs every day we have sex, I’ll definitely have plenty of opportunities. I set my mind as much at ease as possible by reminding myself most game devs are guys, and there’s no way they would have programmed pregnancy into the game.

  “My turn,” Eulalia says, pushing Gillian to the side.

  “That’s fine,” Gillian says with a yawn. “I need a nap.”

  “I might, too,” I say. “I doubt I can even get it up again for a little while.”

  “Bullshit,” Eulalia says. “Give me that dick. I am a healer, after all.”

  “Do you have a spell for that?” I ask, kind of intrigued at the prospect.

  “No. I’m just really good at sucking dick.”

  My dick manages to twitch at that, something I thought wouldn’t happen for days after the fucking I just gave Gillian.

  Eulalia doesn’t give me time for witty banter, a clear indication of her own need.

  The concept of words escapes me for a while when Eulalia wraps her full lips around my still-very-sensitive dick, squeezes tightly, and does things with her tongue that are probably illegal in my world.

  I quickly rise to the challenge, and she pulls away with a loud pop.

  “See. Voila. One hard dick ready to fill my pussy.” She lies down on her back and sticks her legs straight up in the air. “Fuck me, wizard. Work your magic.”

  I slide into her warm, wet opening, savoring the slow movement.

  When I’m all the way in, she slaps my ass and says, “I just was forced to watch the two of you fuck while you stuffed those talented fingers of yours into my cunt, drove me to the edge of coming, and then left me hanging there. You need to fuck me like you’re going to die in two minutes, because if I don’t come by then, I might just kill you myself.”

  “You’re our healer. You can’t kill me.”

  “Just try me. I know a neat little poison spell.”

  I laugh at the threat, knowing she probably isn’t kidding one bit. I get it. Just watching them kiss earlier had been torture for me.

  “There you go,” she says when I pull all the way out and dive back into her again. “Fuck me like your favorite cheap wh
ore.”

  “Damn, Eulalia. Such a potty mouth.” I don’t ask her to stop. The filthier she talks, the hornier I get.

  “Hey,” Gillian says. “I feel bad about my part in making you wait earlier. Let me help.”

  She doesn’t wait for permission. She just leans over and starts flicking her tongue on Eulalia’s clit.

  “Damn, girl. Where have you been all my life?”

  “Around. But I’ll be right here between your legs whenever you want from now on.”

  Eulalia presses the back of Gillian’s head down. “More pleasuring. Less talking. Yeah, just like that.”

  Eulalia’s back arches, and she squeezes her puffy nipples between her fingers.

  As amazed as I am she’d been able to get me hard again so quickly, I’m even more amazed I’m definitely close to having another orgasm.

  “I’m almost there, Eulalia.”

  “You better not bust your fucking nut until I do.”

  I try to think about basketball, or the old lady who used to ride the bus with me to the library on Saturday mornings, but it’s no good.

  Eulalia just feels too incredible, and watching her get her pussy sucked on by Gillian is like watching the best porno ever while also being the star.

  Fortunately, Eulalia grunts, and her body starts convulsing.

  “Keep eating my pussy!”

  I feel a gush of wetness against my dick. “Did you squirt?”

  “You talk too much,” she says with her eyes closed, her hands grasping the sleeping bag so tightly that her knuckles turn white. “Shut up. Just shut up and let me come.”

  As she continues to ride her orgasm, I explode inside her with a strength that should be impossible so soon after the last time.

  I’m not going to complain, though.

  In fact, all I want to do now is sleep.

  The three of us curl into a ball with me in the middle. I don’t waste a single second complaining about sleeping on the ground.

  Everything in my life is perfect.

  3

  When Alexandra joined our tent after the sex had finished and glared at us before falling asleep facing away from us, I silently promised I’d do whatever it took to level up, hoping I’m right and killing more monsters will be the key into gaining access to a third woman being allowed to join my harem.

  I don’t dare tell Alexandra the plan for fear of letting her down if I’m wrong, though. After all, I don’t know why Eulalia and Gillian were allowed to join. All I know is I can have five members max in my harem, I have two, and Alexandra can’t join yet.

  If I could only call up the game menus, it would probably become obvious.

  I consider calling out to Kip, but the fewer times I talk to him the better. The guy makes my skin crawl. What kind of person does what he did to me to a complete stranger?

  True to my word, we wake up the next morning and hurry out to find some monsters to kill.

  Weeks pass with us killing uncountable numbers of wild creatures wandering aimlessly around the village. We’re much stronger than when we fought Jargot, but it hasn’t done any real good.

  Alexandra still hasn’t been able to join our group. Not that I’ve asked her lately. She’s gone all bristly again whenever I bring it up and quickly asks me why she’d ever want to join the harem of a poor wizard slumming in a tent.

  Life in the village is almost too comfy. At whatever level we’re at now, we are practically deities compared to the people we live with. They take care of our every need as long as we promise to protect them from any attacks.

  Not that anything major has dared try.

  Despite her bold words during our encounter with Jargot, the witch Esmeralda seems to have decided that hiding is her best option.

  Each night, I stay up a little later making love to Eulalia and Gillian, and each morning, we get a little later start on our days.

  If it rains, we don’t bother going out at all.

  In fact, this morning, Alexandra had to shove the rest of us out of the tent to get us back on track.

  “Listen,” she says, throwing our clothes at us. “We need to go kill more things. I’m tired of listening to you fucking all night.”

  “You could always join in,” I offer again.

  “No. Not until I can join in all aspects of the harem. I think it has something to do with those level-ups you mentioned. If you can learn new magic like that, it must be the way to joining the harem.”

  Alexandra still hasn’t seemed to have completely gotten over her bitterness at Gillian stealing her spot, even though she understands why it needed to happen. Despite the two women getting along well enough, she is still clearly frustrated from time to time at needing to wait her turn.

  I don’t understand why she’s decided she can’t fool around before joining the harem, but based on what I know of women back on Earth, I assume I’m not going to be able to change her mind.

  Today, we’ve dutifully followed Alexandra to the edge of the Cursed Woods to kill everything in sight, but the pickings have been slim.

  “Maybe we need to find somewhere else to hunt,” I suggest.

  “Alexandra, duck!” Gillian cries out, raising her bow to her cheek, preparing to shoot the bear charging up on Alexandra’s blindside.

  I ready my spell to light the tip of her arrow on fire. We don’t need the extra damage on the bears we find on the edge of the forest anymore, but the effect of the new skill I taught myself the other day is fun to watch, especially as the sun starts to set. Unfortunately, the timing is a beast to pull off, making it impractical in the heat of any battle where we’d be in any real peril. So when I get the chance, I like to cast it.

  “No. He’s mine!” Alexandra shouts while running straight at the bear.

  With a sigh, I lower my staff.

  She hasn’t even unsheathed her sword. Instead, she picks up a rock the size of her head. A few feet from the bear, she jumps to the side, kicks off a tree to her right, and bounces higher to the left. She parkours off another tree and bounces even higher back to the right, all while avoiding entering the forest and getting trapped inside again..

  Soaring directly over the bear’s head, she lifts the rock straight above her head with both hands and then heaves it straight down with a scream that’s as loud as any of the orgasm screams Gillian or Eulalia has made in our bed.

  The rock explodes as it crushes into the bear, cracking its head open. The bear falls without even a whimper.

  “Damn,” Eulalia says from behind me. “Is it me or is she getting more violent?”

  “She is,” I readily agree.

  “Poor girl needs to have an orgasm,” Gillian says. “This waiting until she’s in the harem is just stupid. It’s a done deal except for the details.”

  “I know,” I agree again. “But it’s not like I’m going to tie her down and force her.”

  “Could you do that to me?” Gillian asks with a grin. “I know where I can borrow some rope.”

  “No more stealing from the village, Gillian.” My answer intentionally ignores the flirtation because Alexandra is storming toward us, and I don’t want to stress her out any further.

  “Nice job,” I say. She walks straight past me without a word. “I think it’s about time to head home, don’t you? I could use some dinner.”

  Gillian and Eulalia agree, but Alexandra says, “No. We keep fighting. There’s a family, or pack, or whatever the fuck a bunch of bears is called, somewhere around here. I can feel it. There has to be. No one bear poops that much.”

  We’ve all already heard, smelled, and even seen, the evidence.

  “That might be, but the rest of us are exhausted. We’ll come back out tomorrow and—”

  “No. We’re leveling tonight, and then we’re fucking. You all owe me that much.”

  I sigh. “Okay. Let’s help Gillian gather her arrows and then we’ll go fight whatever you want.”

  The procedure has become automatic to us all by now.

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nbsp; Once all the arrows are returned to the quiver, Gillian says, “I can’t wait until I find some magic arrows that will automatically return.”

  “Is that a real thing?” Alexandra asks.

  “That sure would be handy,” Eulalia adds.

  Gillian says, “They probably don’t exist, but a girl can dream, right? Where to, Alexandra?”

  Before we can get more than a dozen feet, a quest message appears.

  Your village is under attack. If you hurry, you just might save them. Kill all the attackers, and you’ll be rewarded. Do you accept this quest?

  “Yes,” I say while already turning to run back to the village.

  “Where are you going?” Alexandra shouts, bringing me to a stop.

  “We have to save them,” I say, unsure what her hold-up is. Then I remember they can’t see the few game messages the game developers allow me to see. “There’s an attack back at the village.”

  “How can you possibly know that?” Alexandra asks.

  I growl deep in my throat. “I just do, okay?”

  She defiantly places her hands on her hips. “What kind of attack?”

  “I’m not sure, but we need to get moving.”

  “It’s probably just a stray dog or something lame like that. What could possibly be attacking the village? It would have had to pass us on the road. It’s not like anything climbed the Infinity Drop to attack them. Let’s kill the rest of the bears hiding out around here first, and then we can go see what’s back there.”

  “I’m going,” Eulalia says with plenty of concern in her voice. “Those are my people. I will not let them die.”

  She starts running without waiting for any of us.

  4

  Gillian looks back and forth between Alexandra and me, and follows after Eulalia.

  “Damn it, Alexandra!” I shout. “Let’s go save the village, and then if we still have the energy, I’ll come back out with you alone to hunt down more bears.”