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Selected Poems (1968-2014)

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by Paul Muldoon


  The Master had sent him out

  Along the hedges

  To weigh up for himself and cut

  A stick with which he would be beaten.

  After a while, nothing was spoken;

  He would arrive as a matter of course

  With an ash-plant, a salley-rod.

  Or, finally, the hazel-wand

  He had whittled down to a whip-lash,

  Its twist of red and yellow lacquers

  Sanded and polished,

  And altogether so delicately wrought

  That he had engraved his initials on it.

  I last met Joseph Mary Plunkett Ward

  In a pub just over the Irish border.

  He was living in the open,

  In a secret camp

  On the other side of the mountain.

  He was fighting for Ireland,

  Making things happen.

  And he told me, Joe Ward,

  Of how he had risen through the ranks

  To Quartermaster, Commandant:

  How every morning at parade

  His volunteers would call back Anseo

  And raise their hands

  As their names occurred.

  Why Brownlee Left

  Why Brownlee left, and where he went,

  Is a mystery even now.

  For if a man should have been content

  It was him; two acres of barley,

  One of potatoes, four bullocks,

  A milker, a slated farmhouse.

  He was last seen going out to plough

  On a March morning, bright and early.

  By noon Brownlee was famous;

  They had found all abandoned, with

  The last rig unbroken, his pair of black

  Horses, like man and wife,

  Shifting their weight from foot to

  Foot, and gazing into the future.

  Truce

  It begins with one or two soldiers

  And one or two following

  With hampers over their shoulders.

  They might be off wildfowling

  As they would another Christmas Day,

  So gingerly they pick their steps.

  No one seems sure of what to do.

  All stop when one stops.

  A fire gets lit. Some spread

  Their greatcoats on the frozen ground.

  Polish vodka, fruit and bread

  Are broken out and passed round.

  The air of an old German song,

  The rules of Patience, are the secrets

  They’ll share before long.

  They draw on their last cigarettes

  As Friday-night lovers, when it’s over,

  Might get up from their mattresses

  To congratulate each other

  And exchange names and addresses.

  from QUOOF

  Gathering Mushrooms

  The rain comes flapping through the yard

  like a tablecloth that she hand-embroidered.

  My mother has left it on the line.

  It is sodden with rain.

  The mushroom shed is windowless, wide,

  its high-stacked wooden trays

  hosed down with formaldehyde.

  And my father has opened the Gates of Troy

  to that first load of horse manure.

  Barley straw. Gypsum. Dried blood. Ammonia.

  Wagon after wagon

  blusters in, a self-renewing gold-black dragon

  we push to the back of the mind.

  We have taken our pitchforks to the wind.

  All brought back to me that September evening

  fifteen years on. The pair of us

  tripping through Barnett’s fair demesne

  like girls in long dresses

  after a hail-storm.

  We might have been thinking of the fire-bomb

  that sent Malone House sky-high

  and its priceless collection of linen

  sky-high.

  We might have wept with Elizabeth McCrum.

  We were thinking only of psilocybin.

  You sang of the maid you met on the dewy grass –

  And she stooped so low gave me to know

  it was mushrooms she was gathering O.

  He’ll be wearing that same old donkey-jacket

  and the sawn-off waders.

  He carries a knife, two punnets, a bucket.

  He reaches far into his own shadow.

  We’ll have taken him unawares

  and stand behind him, slightly to one side.

  He is one of those ancient warriors

  before the rising tide.

  He’ll glance back from under his peaked cap

  without breaking rhythm:

  his coaxing a mushroom – a flat or a cup –

  the nick against his right thumb;

  the bucket then, the punnet to left or right,

  and so on and so forth till kingdom come.

  We followed the overgrown towpath by the Lagan.

  The sunset would deepen through cinnamon

  to aubergine,

  the wood-pigeon’s concerto for oboe and strings,

  allegro, blowing your mind.

  And you were suddenly out of my ken, hurtling

  towards the ever-receding ground,

  into the maw

  of a shimmering green-gold dragon.

  You discovered yourself in some outbuilding

  with your long-lost companion, me,

  though my head had grown into the head of a horse

  that shook its dirty-fair mane

  and spoke this verse:

  Come back to us. However cold and raw, your feet

  were always meant

  to negotiate terms with bare cement.

  Beyond this concrete wall is a wall of concrete

  and barbed wire. Your only hope

  is to come back. If sing you must, let your song

  tell of treading your own dung,

  let straw and dung give a spring to your step.

  If we never live to see the day we leap

  into our true domain,

  lie down with us now and wrap

  yourself in the soiled grey blanket of Irish rain

  that will, one day, bleach itself white.

  Lie down with us and wait.

  The Sightseers

  My father and mother, my brother and sister

  and I, with uncle Pat, our dour best-loved uncle,

  had set out that Sunday afternoon in July

  in his broken-down Ford

  not to visit some graveyard – one died of shingles,

  one of fever, another’s knees turned to jelly –

  but the brand-new roundabout at Ballygawley,

  the first in mid-Ulster.

  Uncle Pat was telling us how the B-Specials

  had stopped him one night somewhere near Ballygawley

  and smashed his bicycle

  and made him sing the Sash and curse the Pope of Rome.

  They held a pistol so hard against his forehead

  there was still the mark of an O when he got home.

  Quoof

  How often have I carried our family word

  for the hot water bottle

  to a strange bed,

  as my father would juggle a red-hot half-brick

  in an old sock

  to his childhood settle.

  I have taken it into so many lovely heads

  or laid it between us like a sword.

  A hotel room in New York City

  with a girl who spoke hardly any English,

  my hand on her breast

  like the smouldering one-off spoor of the yeti

  or some other shy beast

  that has yet to enter the language.

  The Frog

  Comes to mind as another small upheaval

  amongst the rubble.

  His eye matches exactly the bubble

  in my spirit-level.


  I set aside hammer and chisel

  and take him on the trowel.

  The entire population of Ireland

  springs from a pair left to stand

  overnight in a pond

  in the gardens of Trinity College,

  two bottles of wine left there to chill

  after the Act of Union.

  There is, surely, in this story

  a moral. A moral for our times.

  What if I put him to my head

  and squeezed it out of him,

  like the juice of freshly squeezed limes,

  or a lemon sorbet?

  The More a Man Has the More a Man Wants

  At four in the morning he wakes

  to the yawn of brakes,

  the snore of a diesel engine.

  Gone. All she left

  is a froth of bra and panties.

  The scum of the Seine

  and the Farset.

  Gallogly squats in his own pelt.

  A sodium street light

  has brought a new dimension

  to their black taxi.

  By the time they force an entry

  he’ll have skedaddled

  among hen runs and pigeon lofts.

  The charter flight from Florida

  touched down at Aldergrove

  minutes earlier,

  at 3.54 a.m.

  Its excess baggage takes the form

  of Mangas Jones, Esquire,

  who is, as it turns out, Apache.

  He carries only hand luggage.

  ‘Anything to declare?’

  He opens the powder-blue attaché-

  case. ‘A pebble of quartz.’

  ‘You’re an Apache?’ ‘Mescalero.’

  He follows the corridor’s

  arroyo till the signs read Hertz.

  He is going to put his foot down

  on a patch of waste ground

  along the Stranmillis embankment

  when he gets wind

  of their impromptu fire.

  The air above the once-sweet stream

  is aquarium-

  drained.

  And six, maybe seven, skinheads

  have formed a quorum

  round a burnt-out heavy-duty tyre.

  So intent on sniffing glue

  they may not notice Gallogly,

  or, if they do, are so far gone.

  Three miles west as the crow flies

  an all-night carry-out

  provides the cover

  for an illegal drinking club.

  While the barman unpacks a crate

  of Coca-Cola,

  one cool customer

  takes on all comers in a video game.

  He grasps what his two acolytes

  have failed to seize.

  Don’t they know what kind of take-away

  this is, the glipes?

  Vietmanese. Viet-ma-friggin’-knees.

  He drops his payload of napalm.

  Gallogly is wearing a candy-stripe

  king-size sheet,

  a little something he picked up

  off a clothes line.

  He is driving a milk van

  he borrowed from the Belfast Co-op

  while the milkman’s back

  was turned.

  He had given the milkman a playful

  rabbit punch.

  When he stepped on the gas

  he flooded the street

  with broken glass.

  He is trying to keep a low profile.

  The unmarked police car draws level

  with his last address.

  A sergeant and eight constables

  pile out of a tender

  and hammer up the stairs.

  The street bristles with static.

  Their sniffer dog, a Labrador bitch,

  bursts into the attic

  like David Balfour in Kidnapped.

  A constable on his first dawn swoop

  leans on a shovel.

  He has turned over a

  new leaf in her ladyship’s herb patch.

  They’ll take it back for analysis.

  All a bit much after the night shift

  to meet a milkman

  who’s double-parked his van

  closing your front door after him.

  He’s sporting your

  Donegal tweed suit and your

  Sunday shoes and politely raises your

  hat as he goes by.

  You stand there with your mouth open

  as he climbs into the still-warm

  driving seat of your Cortina

  and screeches off towards the motorway,

  leaving you uncertain

  of your still-warm wife’s damp tuft.

  Someone on their way to early Mass

  will find her hog-tied

  to the chapel gates –

  O Child of Prague –

  big-eyed, anorexic.

  The lesson for today

  is pinned to her bomber jacket.

  It seems to read Keep off the Grass.

  Her lovely head has been chopped

  and changed.

  For Beatrice, whose fathers

  knew Louis Quinze,

  to have come to this, her perruque

  of tar and feathers.

  He is pushing the maroon Cortina

  through the sedge

  on the banks of the Callan.

  It took him a mere forty minutes

  to skite up the M1.

  He followed the exit sign

  for Loughgall and hared

  among the top-heavy apple orchards.

  This stretch of the Armagh/Tyrone

  border was planted by Warwickshiremen

  who planted in turn

  their familiar quick-set damson hedges.

  The Cortina goes to the bottom.

  Gallogly swallows a plummy-plum-plum.

  ‘I’ll warrant them’s the very pair

  o’ boys I seen abroad

  in McParland’s bottom, though where

  in under God –

  for thou art so possessed with murd’rous hate –

  where they come from God only knows.’

  ‘They were mad for a bite o’ mate,

  I s’pose.’

  ‘I doubt so. I come across a brave dale

  o’ half-chawed damsels. Wanst wun disappeared

  I follied the wun as yelly as Indy male.’

  ‘Ye weren’t afeared?’

  ‘I follied him.’ ‘God save us.’

  ‘An’ he driv away in a van belongin’ t’Avis.’

  The grass sprightly as Astroturf

  in the September frost

  and a mist

  here where the ground is low.

  He seizes his own wrist

  as if, as if

  Blind Pew again seized Jim

  at the sign of the Admiral Benbow.

  As if Jim Hawkins led Blind Pew

  to Billy Bones

  and they were all one and the same,

  he stares in disbelief

  at an aspirin-white spot he pressed

  into his own palm.

  Gallogly’s thorn-proof tweed jacket

  is now several sizes too big.

  He has flopped

  down in a hay shed

  to ram a wad of hay into the toe

  of each of his ill-fitting

  brogues, when he gets the drift

  of ham and eggs.

  Now he’s led by his own wet nose

  to the hacienda-style

  farmhouse, a baggy-kneed animated

  bear drawn out of the woods

  by an apple pie

  left to cool on a windowsill.

  She was standing at the picture window

  with a glass of water

  and a Valium

  when she caught your man

  in the reflection of her face.

  He came

  sh
aping past the milking parlour

  as if he owned the place.

  Such is the integrity

  of their quarrel

  that she immediately took down

  the legally held shotgun

  and let him have both barrels.

  She had wanted only to clear the air.

  Half a mile away across the valley

  her husband’s UDR patrol

  is mounting a check-point.

  He pricks up his ears

  at the crack

  of her prematurely arthritic hip-

  joint,

  and commandeers one of the jeeps.

  There now, only a powder burn

  as if her mascara had run.

  The bloody puddle

  in the yard, and the shilly-shally

  of blood like a command wire

  petering out behind a milk churn.

  A hole in the heart, an ovarian

  cyst.

  Coming up the Bann

  in a bubble.

  Disappearing up his own bum.

  Or, running on the spot

  with all the minor aplomb

  of a trick-cyclist.

  So thin, side-on, you could spit

  through him.

  His six foot of pump water

  bent double

  in agony or laughter.

  Keeping down-wind of everything.

  White Annetts. Gillyflowers. Angel Bites.

  When he names the forgotten names

  of apples

  he has them all off pat.

  His eye like the eye of a travelling rat

  lights on the studied negligence

  of these scraws of turf.

  A tarpaulin. A waterlogged pit.

  He will take stock of the Kalashnikov’s

  filed-down serial number,

  seven sticks of unstable

  commercial gelignite

  that have already begun to weep.

  Red Strokes. Sugar Sweet. Widows Whelps.

  Buy him a drink and he’ll regale you

  with how he came in for a cure

  one morning after the night before

  to the Las Vegas Lounge and Cabaret.

  He was crossing the bar’s

  eternity of parquet floor

  when his eagle eye

  saw something move on the horizon.

  If it wasn’t an Indian.

  A Sioux. An ugly Sioux.

  He means, of course, an Oglala

  Sioux busily tracing the family tree

  of an Ulsterman who had some hand

  in the massacre at Wounded Knee.

  He will answer the hedge-sparrow’s

  Littlebitofbreadandnocheese

  with a whole bunch

  of freshly picked watercress,

  a bulb of garlic,

  sorrel,

  with many-faceted blackberries.

  Gallogly is out to lunch.

  When his cock rattles its sabre

  he takes it in his dab

  hand, plants one chaste kiss

 

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