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Selected Poems (1968-2014)

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by Paul Muldoon


  FitzKrapp eating his banana by the mellow, yellow light of a rush.

  Of the ‘Yes, let’s go’ spoken by Monsieur Tarragon,

  of the early-ripening jardonelle, the tumorous jardon, the jargon

  of jays, the jars

  of tomato relish and the jars

  of Victoria plums, absolutely de rigueur for a passable plum baba,

  of the drawers full of balls of twine and butcher’s string,

  of Dire Straits playing ‘The Sultans of Swing’,

  of the horse’s hock suddenly erupting in those boils and buboes.

  Of the Greek figurine of a pig, of the pig on a terracotta frieze,

  of the sow dropping dead from some mysterious virus,

  of your predilection for gammon

  served with a sauce of coriander or cumin,

  of the slippery elm, of the hornbeam or witch-, or even wych-,

  hazel that’s good for stopping a haemor-

  rhage in mid-flow, of the merest of mere

  hints of elderberry curing everything from sciatica to a stitch.

  Of the decree condemnator, the decree absolvitor, the decree nisi,

  of Aosdána, of an chraobh cnuais,

  of the fields of buckwheat

  taken over by garget, inkberry, scoke – all names for pokeweed –

  of Mother Courage, of Arturo Ui,

  of those Sunday mornings spent picking at sesame

  noodles and all sorts and conditions of dim sum,

  of tea and ham sandwiches in the Nesbitt Arms hotel in Ardara.

  Of the day your father came to call, of your leaving your sick-room

  in what can only have been a state of delirium,

  of how you simply wouldn’t relent

  from your vision of a blind

  watch-maker, of your fatal belief that fate

  governs everything from the honey-rust of your father’s terrier’s

  eyebrows to the horse that rusts and rears

  in the furrow, of the furrows from which we can no more deviate

  than they can from themselves, no more than the map of Europe

  can be redrawn, than that Hermes might make a harp from his harpe,

  than that we must live in a vale

  of tears on the banks of the Lagan or the Foyle,

  than that what we have is a done deal,

  than that the Irish Hermes,

  Lugh, might have leafed through his vast herbarium

  for the leaf that had it within it, Mary, to anoint and anneal,

  than that Lugh of the Long Arm might have found in the midst of lus

  na leac or lus na treatha or Frannc-lus,

  in the midst of eyebright, or speedwell, or tansy, an antidote,

  than that this Incantata

  might have you look up from your plate of copper or zinc

  on which you’ve etched the row upon row

  of army-worms, than that you might reach out, arrah,

  and take in your ink-stained hands my own hands stained with ink.

  from HAY

  Lag

  We were joined at the hip. We were joined at the hip

  like some latter-day Chang and Eng,

  though I lay in that dreadful kip

  in North Carolina while you preferred to hang

  loose in London, in that selfsame

  ‘room in Bayswater’. You wrapped yourself in a flag

  (the red flag, with a white elephant, of Siam)

  and contemplated the time lag.

  It was Chang, I seem to recall, who tried to choke

  Eng when he’d had one over the eight.

  It was Chang whose breath was always so sickly-sour.

  It was Chang who suffered a stroke.

  Eng was forced to shoulder his weight.

  It was Chang who died first. Eng lived on for five hours.

  Symposium

  You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it hold

  its nose to the grindstone and hunt with the hounds.

  Every dog has a stitch in time. Two heads? You’ve been sold

  one good turn. One good turn deserves a bird in the hand.

  A bird in the hand is better than no bread.

  To have your cake is to pay Paul.

  Make hay while you can still hit the nail on the head.

  For want of a nail the sky might fall.

  People in glass houses can’t see the wood

  for the new broom. Rome wasn’t built between two stools.

  Empty vessels wait for no man.

  A hair of the dog is a friend indeed.

  There’s no fool like the fool

  who’s shot his bolt. There’s no smoke after the horse is gone.

  Hay

  This much I know. Just as I’m about to make that right turn

  off Province Line Road

  I meet another beat-up Volvo

  carrying a load

  of hay. (More accurately, a bale of lucerne

  on the roof rack,

  a bale of lucerne or fescue or alfalfa.)

  My hands are raw. I’m itching to cut the twine, to unpack

  that hay-accordion, that hay-concertina.

  It must be ten o’clock. There’s still enough light

  (not least from the glow

  of the bales themselves) for a body to ascertain

  that when one bursts, as now, something takes flight

  from those hot-and-heavy box pleats. This much, at least, I know.

  Long Finish

  Ten years since we were married, since we stood

  under a chuppah of pine boughs

  in the middle of a little pinewood

  and exchanged our wedding vows.

  Save me, good thou,

  a piece of marchpane, while I fill your glass with Simi

  Chardonnay as high as decency allows,

  and then some.

  Bear with me now as I myself must bear

  the scrutiny of a bottle of wine

  that boasts of hints of plum and pear,

  its muscadine

  tempered by an oak backbone. I myself have designs

  on the willow-boss

  of your breast, on all your waist confines

  between longing and loss.

  The wonder is that we somehow have withstood

  the soars and slumps in the Dow

  of ten years of marriage and parenthood,

  its summits and its sloughs –

  that we’ve somehow

  managed to withstand an almond-blossomy

  five years of bitter rapture, five of blissful rows

  (and then some

  if we count the one or two to spare

  when we’ve been firmly on cloud nine).

  Even now, as you turn away from me with your one bare

  shoulder, the veer of your neckline,

  I glimpse the all-but-cleared-up eczema patch on your spine

  and it brings to mind not the Schloss

  that stands, transitory, tra la, Triestine,

  between longing and loss

  but a crude

  hip trench in a field, covered with pine boughs,

  in which two men in masks and hoods

  who have themselves taken vows

  wait for a farmer to break a bale for his cows

  before opening fire with semi-

  automatics, cutting him off slightly above the eyebrows,

  and then some.

  It brings to mind another, driving out to care

  for six white-faced kine

  finishing on heather and mountain air,

  another who’ll shortly divine

  the precise whereabouts of a land mine

  on the road between Beragh and Sixmilecross,

  who’ll shortly know what it is to have breasted the line

  between longing and loss.

  Such forbearance in the face of vicissitude

  also brings to mind the little �
�there, theres’ and ‘now, nows’

  of two sisters whose sleeves are imbued

  with the constant douse and souse

  of salt water through their salt house

  in Matsukaze (or Pining Wind), by Zeami,

  the salt house through which the wind soughs and soughs,

  and then some

  of the wind’s little ‘now, nows’ and ‘there, theres’

  seem to intertwine

  with those of Pining Wind and Autumn Rain, who must forbear

  the dolour of their lives of boiling down brine.

  For the double meaning of ‘pine’

  is much the same in Japanese as English, coming across

  both in the sense of ‘tree’ and the sense we assign

  between ‘longing’ and ‘loss’

  as when the ghost of Yukihira, the poet-courtier who wooed

  both sisters, appears as a ghostly pine, pining among pine boughs.

  Barely have Autumn Rain and Pining Wind renewed

  their vows

  than you turn back toward me, and your blouse,

  while it covers the all-but-cleared-up patch of eczema,

  falls as low as decency allows,

  and then some.

  Princess of Accutane, let’s no more try to refine

  the pure drop from the dross

  than distinguish, good thou, between mine and thine,

  between longing and loss,

  but rouse

  ourselves each dawn, here on the shore at Suma,

  with such force and fervour as spouses may yet espouse,

  and then some.

  Errata

  For ‘Antrim’ read ‘Armagh’.

  For ‘mother’ read ‘other’.

  For ‘harm’ read ‘farm’.

  For ‘feather’ read ‘father’.

  For ‘Moncrieff’ read ‘Monteith’.

  For ‘Beal Fierste’ read ‘Beal Feirste’.

  For ‘brave’ read ‘grave’.

  For ‘revered’ read ‘reversed’.

  For ‘married’ read ‘marred’.

  For ‘pull’ read ‘pall’.

  For ‘ban’ read ‘bar’.

  For ‘smell’ read ‘small’.

  For ‘spike’ read ‘spoke’.

  For ‘lost’ read ‘last’.

  For ‘Steinbeck’ read ‘Steenbeck’.

  For ‘ludic’ read ‘lucid’.

  For ‘religion’ read ‘region’.

  For ‘ode’ read code’.

  For ‘Jane’ read ‘Jean’.

  For ‘rod’ read ‘road’.

  For ‘pharoah’ read ‘pharaoh’.

  For ‘Fíor-Gael’ read ‘Fíor-Ghael’.

  For ‘Jeffrey’ read ‘Jeffery’.

  For ‘vigil’ read ‘Virgil’.

  For ‘flageolet’ read ‘fava’.

  For ‘veto’ read ‘vote’.

  For ‘Aiofe’ read ‘Aoife’.

  For ‘anecdote’ read ‘antidote’.

  For ‘Rosemont’ read ‘Mount Rose’.

  For ‘plump’ read ‘plumb’.

  For ‘hearse’ read ‘hears’.

  For ‘loom’ read ‘bloom’.

  from MOY SAND AND GRAVEL

  Moy Sand and Gravel

  To come out of the Olympic Cinema and be taken aback

  by how, in the time it took a dolly to travel

  along its little track

  to the point where two movie stars’ heads

  had come together smackety-smack

  and their kiss filled the whole screen,

  those two great towers directly across the road

  at Moy Sand and Gravel

  had already washed, at least once, what had flowed

  or been dredged from the Blackwater’s bed

  and were washing it again, load by load,

  as if washing might make it clean.

  A Collegelands Catechism

  Which is known as the ‘Orchard County’?

  Which as the ‘Garden State’?

  Which captain of the Bounty

  was set adrift by his mate?

  Who cooked and ate an omelette

  midway across Niagara Falls?

  Where did Setanta get

  those magical hurley balls

  he ram-stammed down the throat

  of the blacksmith’s hound?

  Why would a Greek philosopher of note

  refuse to be bound

  by convention but live in a tub

  from which he might overhear,

  as he went to rub

  an apple on his sleeve, the mutineers

  plotting to seize the Maid of the Mist

  while it was still half-able to forge

  ahead and make half a fist

  of crossing the Niagara gorge,

  the tub in which he might light a stove

  and fold the beaten

  eggs into themselves? Who unearthed the egg-trove?

  And who, having eaten

  the omelette, would marvel at how the Mounties

  had so quickly closed in on him, late

  of the ‘Orchard County’

  by way of the ‘Garden State’?

  The Loaf

  When I put my finger to the hole they’ve cut for a dimmer switch

  in a wall of plaster stiffened with horsehair

  it seems I’ve scratched a two-hundred-year-old itch

  with a pink and a pink and a pinkie-pick.

  When I put my ear to the hole I’m suddenly aware

  of spades and shovels turning up the gain

  all the way from Raritan to the Delaware

  with a clink and a clink and a clinky-click.

  When I put my nose to the hole I smell the flood-plain

  of the canal after a hurricane

  and the spots of green grass where thousands of Irish have lain

  with a stink and a stink and a stinky-stick.

  When I put my eye to the hole I see one holding horse dung to the rain

  in the hope, indeed, indeed,

  of washing out a few whole ears of grain

  with a wink and a wink and a winkie-wick.

  And when I do at last succeed

  in putting my mouth to the horsehair-fringed niche

  I can taste the small loaf of bread he baked from that whole seed

  with a link and a link and a linky-lick.

  Redknots

  The day our son is due is the very day

  the redknots are meant to touch down

  on their long haul

  from Chile to the Arctic Circle,

  where they’ll nest on the tundra

  within a few feet

  of where they were hatched.

  Forty or fifty thousand of them

  are meant to drop in along Delaware Bay.

  They time their arrival on these shores

  to coincide with the horseshoe crabs

  laying their eggs in the sand.

  Smallish birds to begin with,

  the redknots have now lost half their weight.

  Eating the eggs of the horseshoe crabs

  is what gives them the strength to go on,

  forty or fifty thousand of them getting up all at once

  as if for a rock concert encore.

  At the Sign of the Black Horse, September 1999

  Awesome, the morning after Hurricane Floyd, to sit out in our driveway and gawk

  at yet another canoe or kayak

  coming down Canal Road, now under ten feet of water. We’ve wheeled to the brim

  the old Biltrite pram

  in which, wrapped in a shawl of Carrickmacross

  lace and a bonnet

  of his great-grandmother Sophie’s finest needlepoint,

  Asher sleeps on, as likely as any of us to find a way across

  the millrace on which logs (trees more than logs)

  are borne along, to which the houses down by the old Gri
ggstown Locks

  have given up their inventory.

  I’m happy for once to be left high and dry,

  happy that the house I may yet bring myself to call mine

  is set on a two-hundred-and-fifty-year-old slab,

  happy that, if need be, we might bundle a few belongings into a pillow slip

  and climb the hill and escape, Please Examine

  Your Change, to a place where the soul might indeed recover

  radical innocence. A police launch manoeuvring by brought back troops on manoeuvre,

  some child-kin of my children dipping a stale

  crust in his bowl of kale

  while listening to his parents complain about the cost

  of running a household

  in the Poland of the 1930s, the child who, Please Hold,

  a peaked cap would shortly accost

  for the whereabouts of his uncle, the sofer.

  Awesome, however stormy yesterday’s weather, to calmly don a safari

  hat that somewhat matches my safari coat

  and, determined as I am to make the most of the power cut

  here on Ararat,

  tear another leaf from Edward Bulwer-Lytton’s

  King Poppy to light the barbecue, the barbecue shortly to be laden

  with Dorothy’s favourite medallions of young rat

  and white-lipped peccary taken this morning not with old-fashioned piano wire

  but the latest in traps. I’ll rake the ashes of the fire

  on which they’ll cook, No Turn

  On Red, and watch the Mediterranean

  do its level best to meet the ‘Caribbon’,

  as Dorothy pronounced it once, on Canal Road, No Way Out,

  having taken down from the attic the ancient Underwood

  with the one remaining black ribbon

  and set up shop in a corner of the garage.

  When we wheeled the old Biltrite baby carriage

  to the brink this morning, I was awestruck to see in Asher’s glabrous

  face a slew of interlopers

  not from Maghery, as I might have expected, or Maghera, or Magherafelt

  (though my connections there are now few and far between),

  but the likes of that kale-eating child on whom the peaked cap, Verboten,

  would shortly pin a star of yellow felt,

  having accosted him on the Mosaic

  proscription, Please Secure Your Own Oxygen Mask

  Before Attending To Children, on the eating of white-lipped peccary.

  Just one step ahead of the police launch, meanwhile, a 1920 Studebaker

  had come down Canal Road, Do Not Fill

 

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