The Mercury Rebellion

by Felix R. Savage

  He twirled one hand as he disappeared down the path. The undergrowth shook. There were security goons in the trees, even if she couldn’t see them.

  She sank back onto the glider. She was a prisoner.

  ★

  Trending stories that morning:

  Riots on Mercury ‘Under Control,’ Says UNVRP

  Zazoë Heap Critically Injured in Mercury Shootout

  Ringleaders Claim They Acted in Response to Genetic Discrimination

  Zazoë Heap Fighting For Life

  24 Hours Before Election, Violence Overshadows Campaign

  Zazoë Heap Dies of Her Wounds, Was Shot During Mercury Riots

  Death Toll From Mercury Riots Reaches 117

  Zazoë Fans Stage Grief-Fests on Earth, Luna, Ganymede, Titan, Ceres, Eros

  Candidates for UNVRP Directorship Share Their Memories of Zazoë

  Candidate Mork Rapp Calls for Election to be Postponed in Honor of Zazoë

  ★

  “He’s just saying that because he’s polling at five percent,” said Derek Lorna. “Stay cool, Angie. They’re not going to postpone the election.”

  “You try staying cool when you’ve spent the night hiding inside the Apollo space capsule, wondering if every breath would be your last. I am not overreacting. It was a fucking nightmare. Six hundred people squeezed into an underground storage unit, with no food, no water, no toilets …”

  “No kidding? They’ve got the Apollo space capsule hidden away down there? Which one?”

  “All I can tell you is it had a working pressure seal, which is why I put up with it for twelve hours. If they had found a way to pipe the knockout gas into the vault, I’d still have been OK for a while.”

  “That’s my girl. Always plan for the worst but hope for the best.”

  There was a significant time delay on the conversation. Several minutes after Derek Lorna delivered this bromide, he winced at an explosion in his ear.

  “Always plan for the worst, says the guy who didn’t see this coming! Doggone it, Derek! Why didn’t you warn me it was going to kick off early?”

  “Whoa. This is not on me! Dr. Seth knew how important it was to wait until after the election. He flagrantly disobeyed orders. Or else his people did. He believed they were like children, looking to him for guidance. I did suspect he was a wee bit out of touch with reality.”

  “He’s dead, you know.”

  “Yeah. Poor old guy.”

  “Heart attack. The old-fashioned way to go.”

  “He was a great scientist in his day. Have you seen the obits?”

  “No; it’s all Zazoë, all the time. Makes a change from Sexbotgate.”

  (Pause.)

  “I wasn’t going to mention this, but Angie? Leaking that vid to the internet? Was an asshole move.”

  “Excuse me? All I did was fix what you broke. If you—”

  “If you’d given me time, I would have fixed it myself. Now that vid is out there, which I do not appreciate.”

  “Good thing you wore a mask.”

  “So? It’s obviously my bedroom. You can see the Leonardo da Vinci at 3:38. People are commenting on it. I’ve had to get rid of the picture, and I’ll probably end up redoing the wall treatments.”

  “Stay cool, Derek. Everyone already knows you’re a freak.”

  “You drive me crazy, you know that?”

  “‘In a good way.’ There, I fixed it for you.”

  “We need to stay focused.”

  “That’s what Cydney keeps telling me. Cydney Blaisze, my new sex toy, if you can grok it.”

  “Wait a minute, Cydney Blaisze? Wasn’t she with that Goto chick?”

  “Yes. It’s complicated. But speaking of Goto, can you find out what’s happened to her? Her name isn’t on the casualty lists.”

  “Is she a threat?”

  “She might be. Anyway, I’d feel better if I knew where she was.”

  “I’ll see what I can do. Your job right now is to emote about Zazoë’s tragic genius, and suck up to the NEO voters.”

  “Sigh. I do appreciate the need to stay positive, but have you seen the latest polls? I’m back in single digits. That bitch Patel has a solid lead, with eighteen hours to go. I dunno, Derek … I’m getting the sense that it’s all over bar the shouting.”

  “This, I am not hearing.”

  “And when you think about the fact that all this is just damage control, picking up the pieces from Charlie’s death …”

  “Let’s not go there. What happened, happened. What will happen, will happen.”

  “Easy to say when you’re a hundred million klicks away.”

  “All I’m saying is we don’t have time for counterfactuals. I know, I know it sucks that Charlie’s dead. But right now, you have to get out there and connect with the voters.”

  “It’s the NEO colonists that are going to swing this thing. And I can’t connect with them, Derek. Tried, failed. I think they’re a bunch of space pests, and as much as I smile and upvote their baby pictures, they can tell I despise them.”

  “Angie, Angie. You of all people should know it doesn’t have to be real. It just has to look good.”

  “What would really help is if someone whacked the Patel bitch.”

  “I didn’t hear that. A hundred and seventeen dead is enough. Anyway, I don’t have any assets on 13882 Calcott.”

  “Great.”

  “Sigh. The truth is, things have been kind of crazy here. So I may not have been paying attention to the extent that would be ideal. But I’ve got this end under control now. And I promise you, when the day after election day dawns, you will be the new director of UNVRP.”

  “Strange; when you say those words I feel a sense of dread.”

  “You’re still torn up about Charlie, aren’t you?”

  “I loved him, Derek. Believe me or not, I don’t care. I’ve loved him ever since I was nineteen.”

  “I believe you. He was a great guy.”

  (Sound of sobbing.)

  “Angie? Angie! C’mon. Big girls don’t cry. You’ve got a new sex toy, so play with her. Take your mind off it. And then go do a couple of birthday parties and a ship christening or two.”

  “While you, what? Disport yourself with the maidbot?”

  “Actually, I’m into gardening bots these days. But no, I have stuff to do. It’s kind of urgent, so … Ping me later, OK? And don’t forget to use quantum encryption protocols and DNR protection.”

  xx.

  Elfrida slept for hours.

  When she woke up, afternoon light was pouring through the windows. She couldn’t believe she’d slept the whole morning away. She stumbled to the cabin’s rustic bathroom and splashed her face with water from the faucet.

  A faucet! Such an ordinary thing. Such a luxury, in a hollowed-out mountain at Mercury’s north pole.

  The mirror showed her a comically hideous vision. In addition to her swollen nose, she now had a purple lump on her forehead where she’d collided with the roof of the water mine. Her eyes were massively bloodshot.

  She could hear talking heads and dramatic music. She went into the kitchen. Grumpy Doug was watching the news on a tablet, and eating Krispy Komets cereal from the box.

  Elfrida would have liked to spurn the Dougs’ food, but she was ravenous. She found waffles, cream, and fresh blueberries in the fridge. As she microwaved, poured, and sprinkled, she looked over Grumpy Doug’s shoulder.

  It was all over. The ‘rioters’ were in custody. The solar system resounded with calls for them to pay for the murder of Zazoë Heap.

  Cydney appeared as a stand-in for Angelica Lin, who was busy kissing babies (via telepresence) on Near Earth Objects.

  “We strongly believe that this tragedy in no way reflects the values of Inferior Space,” Cydney said. “And I know my dear friend Zazoë Heap would agree. Vote for Angelica Lin, and get justice.”

  “Good to see you’re not too traumatized, Cyds,” Elfrida mumbled.

  She finish
ed her waffles and wandered into the living-room. The wooden furniture and throw cushions reminded her of a cheap vacation chalet in the Sudtirol.

  “Can I go outside?” she yelled. “Or will you shoot me?”

  “No. Yes,” Grumpy Doug yelled back.

  “I knew it.”

  She leaned her forehead against the window. Her unicorn cavorted across the clearing. Blinking back tears, she’d inadvertently blinked up her contacts’ knowledge guide.

  “Help,” she idly gaze-typed.

  The unicorn froze, one hoof in the air. “Do you need help?”

  “Yes. Can you get me a network connection, an EVA suit, a toothbrush, and a new life, not necessarily in that order?”

  “Are you lost?”

  “Yes.”

  “Do you want your mommy?”

  “Yes,” Elfrida typed.

  The unicorn threw up its head. It reared, sparkles cascading from its rainbow-streaked mane. “Paging … Ingrid Haller!” it bellowed. “Your child is waiting for you at … Eagle’s Nest, Little America, Mercury! Any security personnel in this area, please proceed immediately to …Eagle’s Nest, Little America, Mercury … and ensure that … Elfrida Goto … is safe and happy, while we contact her mother … Ingrid Haller!”

  “Haller … ler … ler …”

  Astonished, Elfrida heard her mother’s name echoing back from afar, as if the unicorn’s announcement had reverberated through the mountain. How had it done that?

  Grumpy Doug crashed into the room. “What the fuck?” he said, spraying Krispy Komet crumbs.

  Elfrida heard a siren in the distance. “Ho ho, hee hee,” she said. “You never guessed I wear contacts. I took them out to go through decon. And I guess you didn’t search my clothes.”

  “Contacts?”

  “You know, network interface contacts? Like children use?”

  Grumpy Doug glared at her and subvocalized orders into a comms implant.

  “I guess you guys are signatories to the Interplanetary Convention on the Safety of the Child,” Elfrida continued. “Well, I’ve got kiddie contacts. They must have been pre-programmed with universal network access codes for emergencies. So it accessed your tannoy, and now everyone knows I’m here, including the cops on Earth, and—”

  “Blocked that,” Grumpy Doug said. “Denied it access to our relay sat.”

  “That’s illegal.”

  “Hon, I am illegal.” The siren noise doubled, approaching from at least two directions. “Ingrid Haller. Your mother’s name?”

  She nodded.

  The sound of a helicopter joined the mix. “Stay here.” Doug clattered out of the cabin.

  From the window, Elfrida watched security officers spill into the clearing. Doug ambled towards them, presidentially calm.

  She dashed back into the bedroom, which faced the other side of the clearing. Without stopping to think, she threw the window open, jumped down to the grass, and darted into the trees.

  The undergrowth was denser on this side of the clearing. A branch snagged her sweatshirt. She heard crashing noises behind her. Shouts. The squelch of radios.

  She ran. Each bound carried her over bushes as tall as herself. She kicked off from the branches of the trees, as if she were maneuvering in zero-gee. Gleefully, she realized that she was outdistancing her pursuers. Being Earthborn gave her an edge. She’d earned her muscles by living in gravity three times stronger than Mercury. I’m getting away—

  She ran straight off the edge of a cliff.

  Her momentum carried her out into the void. A glimpse of the gulf below her rammed home a brutal perceptual shift. That silver thread down there wasn’t a cable. It was a river. Those dots—people.

  She was falling into a chasm at least a kilometer deep.

  She plummetted—

  —into a safety net.

  Her belly-flop into the near-invisible mesh winded her. She rolled over, wheezing. At the edge of the cliff she’d fallen from, security officers gestured at her with their guns.

  She squirmed further out into the net, sick with vertigo. The murmuring noise she had heard before engulfed her, now composed of shouts, electronic announcements, and the whooshing of ventilation fans. Below, people walked on the air.

  She struggled to her feet and floundered across the net. An orange tag stuck up. She pulled on it, and a square of net came up like a hatch, opening.

  “Stop! Ms. Goto, don’t do this!”

  She dropped through the hatch. This time, her fall took longer, but she landed better. She hit the next net down feet first, bounced, and scrambled after the people she had seen. They were no longer walking, but soaring away like gymnasts.

  What are they scared of? Me, they’re scared of me.

  The sides of the chasm towered over her, cliffs festooned with splarted-on balconies and window-boxes of vegetables. American flags rippled in a thermal updraught.

  Grumpy Doug jumped into the top net, followed by his security goons.

  The people ahead of Elfrida leapt onto a ledge as wide as a street. It was a street. She bounced out of the net and confronted front doors and lace-curtained windows carved out of the rock. A thousand hobbit holes. Tricycles and bicycles leaned against pot plants. The street was not quite flat. Someone had dropped a child’s ball and it was rolling downhill.

  She took off running in the same direction.

  She ran past shops, crèches, and public gardens scooped out of the cliffs. The street magically emptied at her approach. Glancing back, she saw Grumpy Doug pounding after her, with several goons close behind.

  She ran faster, desperate to find some way off this exposed street. She came to a sharp bend. The street U-turned around the end of the chasm. This hab was built on the same plan as Hotel Mercury: a spiral ramp wrapping around a central atrium … or in this case, a chasm one kilometer deep, at least two long, and so narrow that she could see the fury on the faces of the security goons hurtling along the other side.

  If this is a ginormous copy of Hotel Mercury, there should be radial corridors.

  The next public garden she reached, she jinked into it.

  Her U-turn around the end of the chasm had marked a change in the scenery. For the worse. One of the sun-lamps in this garden was out. She ran past a group of decrepit oldsters parked on benches. She stopped and gasped, “Which way?”

  A crutch pointed at a giant smart poster of President Doug on the back wall of the garden. Below the poster was a door.

  She pushed into boomba music, lazy shouts, the cramped dimensions of an asteroid hab. The smells of garlic and toilets assailed her. People grinned at her, didn’t bother to get out of her way. The ones who were horizontal didn’t even bother to get up.

  Grumpy Doug crashed into the corridor.

  Elfrida sobbed.

  People got up for him. They crowded around him like fans mobbing a celebrity.

  President Doug was a celebrity here, Elfrida remembered. And now, Grumpy Doug was having to fake it. He pointed at Elfrida, but got sidetracked by a small girl who wanted to show him something on her tablet.

  Elfrida cackled weakly and started running again.

  The corridor ended in a spiral staircase carved out of the rock, filthy with rat droppings.

  She ran down.

  Into another hab segment.

  Looked back, and glimpsed Grumpy Doug sprinting after her, no longer pretending to be presidential.

  Another staircase.

  Another hab segment.

  The sheer scale of this place disoriented her. All she could think of was to keep going down, in hopes of escaping back to the water mines.

  But the lower she went, the worse everything looked, including the inhabitants. No more cooking smells, no more music, no more public art. Just emaciated human beings sprawled on the floor, wearing interface glasses, the oldest and cheapest way to escape from reality. The lucky ones also had coats. It was so cold down here Elfrida could see her breath. Heat rises, and in Mt. Gotham it had a
long way to go.

  At last she stumbled into the open.

  And coughed on the reek of sewage.

  A crush of people shuffled along the bank of the river she’d seen from the top of the chasm. This was the true bottom of the hab. She looked up at the blazing slit in the roof, like a cartoon Milky Way. That was how far down she’d come.

  Adults and children perched on the regocrete wall, dangling lines into the river.

  River?

  No. An open sewer.

  No. A water reclamation system.

  Oh, ugh.

  As exhausted and mindblown as she was, she still felt disgusted when she saw dead rats bobbing on a tide of raw turds and urine. She really, really didn’t want to know what those people were fishing for.

  The crowd jostled her against the retaining wall. Hip-high on her, thigh-high on the spaceborn. You could easily fall over.

  Ugh, ugh.

  Bridges traversed the sewer at intervals. Most were rope-slung, jury-rigged. One was a grandiose arch of stone with a statue (of Doug, natch) at its apex.

  She drifted with the crowd. She no longer hoped to find a way out. If there was one, these people would surely have escaped years ago.

  They glanced at her, clocking her Earthborn physique. She cringed. Each unwanted eye contact reminded her that these were human beings—not rats, or data points, or pixellated faces in the news story that was already writing itself in her mind: Hab Horror! 10,000 Enslaved By Clone Gang on Mercury.

  Bodies jostled against her back, her arms. She reflexively tried to make herself smaller. These people took physical contact for granted. She’d visited plenty of asteroid habs where people had equally poor manners—but always via telepresence, never in the flesh. That made a huge difference. The physical contact, body odor, and stares activated every defensive reflex in her brain, and she fought the urge to throw her elbows. She felt relief when her personal space opened up..

  “You’re under arrest.”

  She whipped around, stumbling. “So crowded.”

  “What do you expect?” Grumpy Doug said. “It’s rush hour.”

  Laughter from the onlookers.

  “You have the right to remain silent, or to continue making ignorant observations.”

  Cuffs bit her wrists, pinching her skin.