The Green Mouse

by Robert W. Chambers

  IV

  AN IDEAL IDOL

  _A Chapter Devoted to the Proposition that All Mankind Are Born of Woman_

  He began by suddenly filling the air with canary birds; they flew andchirped and fluttered about her head, until, bewildered, she shrank back,almost frightened at the golden hurricane.

  To reassure her he began doing incredible things with the big silverhoops, forming chains and linked figures under her amazed eyes, althougheach hoop seemed solid and without a break in its polished circumference.Then, one by one, he tossed the rings up and they vanished in mid-airbefore her very eyes.

  "How did you do that?" she cried, enchanted.

  He laughed and produced the big, white Persian cats, changed them intokittens, then into birds and butterflies, and finally into a bowl full ofbig, staring goldfish. Then he picked up a ladle, dipped out the fish,carefully fried them over an electric lamp, dumped them from the smokingfrying pan back into the water, where they quietly swam off again,goggling their eyes in astonishment.

  "That," said the girl, excitedly, "is miraculous!"

  "Isn't it?" he said, delighted as a boy at her praise. "What card willyou choose?"

  And he handed her a pack.

  "The ace of hearts, if you please."

  "Draw it from the pack."

  "Any card?" she inquired. "Oh! how on earth did you make me draw the aceof hearts?"

  "Hold it tightly," he warned her.

  She clutched it in her pretty fingers.

  "Are you sure you hold it?" he asked.

  "Perfectly."

  "Look!"

  She looked and found that it was the queen of diamonds she held sotightly; but, looking again to reassure herself, she was astonished tofind that the card was the jack of clubs. "Tear it up," he said. She toreit into small pieces.

  "Throw them into the air!"

  She obeyed, and almost cried out to see them take fire in mid-air andfloat away in ashy flakes.

  Face flushed, eyes brilliant, she turned to him, hanging on his everymovement, every expression.

  Before her rapt eyes the multicolored mice danced jigs on slack wires,then were carefully rolled up into little balls of paper whichimmediately began to swell until each was as big as a football. Theseburst open, and out of each football of white paper came kittens,turtles, snakes, chickens, ducks, and finally two white rabbits withsilly pink eyes that began gravely waltzing round and round the room.

  "Please stand up and shake your skirts," he said.

  She rose hastily and obeyed; a rain of silver coins fell, then gold, thenbanknotes, littering the floor. Then precious stones began to drop abouther; she shook them from her hair, her collar, her neck; she clenched herhands in nervous amazement, but inside each tight little fist she feltsomething, and opening her fingers she fairly showered the floor withdiamonds.

  "Can't you save one for me?" he asked. "I really need it." But when againshe looked for the glittering heap at her feet, it was gone; and, searchas she might, not one coin, not one gem remained.

  Glancing up in dismay she found herself in a perfect storm of whitebutterflies--no, they were red--no, green!

  "Is there anything in this world you desire?" he asked her.

  "A--a glass of water----"

  She was already holding it in her hands, and she cried out in amazement,spilling the brimming glass; but no water fell, only a rain of littlecrimson flames.

  "I can't--can't drink this--can I?" she faltered.

  "With perfect safety," he smiled, and she tasted it.

  "Taste it again," he said.

  She tried it; it was lemonade.

  "Again."

  It was ginger ale.

  "Once more."

  She stared at the glass, frothing with ice-cream soda; there was a longsilver spoon in it, too.

  Enchanted, she lay back, savoring her ice, shyly watching him.

  He went on gayly doing uncanny or charming things; her eyes were tired,dazzled, but not too weary to watch him, though she scarcely followed themarvelous objects that appeared and vanished and glittered and flamedunder his ceaselessly busy hands.

  She did notice with a shudder the appearance of an owl that sat for awhile on his shoulder and then turned into a big fur muff which was allright as long as he held it, but walked away on four legs when he tossedit to the floor.

  A shower of brilliant things followed like shooting stars; two or threerose trees grew, budded, and bloomed before her eyes; and he laid thefresh, sweet blossoms in her hands. They turned to violets later, butthat did not matter; nothing mattered any longer as long as she could liethere and gaze at him--the most splendid man her maiden eyes had everunclosed upon.

  About two thousand yards of brilliant ribbons suddenly fell from theceiling; she looked at him with something perilously close to a sigh. Outof an old hat he produced a cage full of parrots; every parrot repeatedher first name decorously, monotonously, until packed back into the hatand stuffed into a box which was then set on fire.

  Her heart was pretty full now; for she was only eighteen and she had beenconsidering his poverty. So when in due time the box burned out and fromthe black and charred _debris_ the parrots stepped triumphantly forth,gravely repeating her name in unison; and when she saw that theentertainment was at an end, she rose, setting her ice-cream soda upon atable, and, although the glass instantly changed into a teapot, shewalked straight up to him and held out her hand.

  "I've had a perfectly lovely time," she said. "And I want to say to youthat I have been thinking of several things, and one is that it isperfectly ridiculous for you to be poor."

  "It is rather ridiculous," he admitted, surprised. "Isn't it! And no needof it at all. Your father made a fortune for my father. All you have todo is to let my father make a fortune for you."

  "Is that all?" he asked, laughing.

  "Of course. Why did you not tell him so? Have you seen him?"

  "No," he said gravely.

  "Why not?"

  "I saw others--I did not care to try--any more--friends."

  "Will you--now?"

  He shook his head.

  "Then I will."

  "Please don't," he said quietly. Her hand still lay in his; she looked upat him; her eyes were starry bright and a little moist.

  "I simply can't stand this," she said, steadying her voice.

  "What?"

  "Your--your distress--" She choked; her sensitive mouth trembled.

  "Good Heavens!" he breathed; "do you care!"

  "Care--care," she stammered. "You saved my life with a laugh! You facest-starvation with a laugh! Your father made mine! Care? Yes, I care!"

  But she had bent her head; a bright tear fell, spangling his polishedshoes; the pulsating seconds passed; he laid his other hand above both ofhers which he held, and stood silent, stunned, scarcely daring tounderstand.

  Nor was it here he could understand or even hope--his instinct held himstupid and silent. Presently he released her hands.

  She said "Good-by" calmly enough; he followed her to the door and openedit, watching her pass through the hall to her own door. And there shepaused and looked back; and he found himself beside her again.

  "Only," she began, "only don't do all those beautiful magic things forany--anybody else--will you? I wish to have--have them all for myself--toshare them with no one----"

  He held her hands imprisoned again. "I will never do one of those thingsfor anybody but you," he said unsteadily.

  "Truly?" Her face caught fire.

  "Yes, truly."

  "But how--how, then, can you--can----"

  "I don't care what happens to me!" he said. To look at him nobody wouldhave thought him young enough to say that sort of thing.

  "I care," she said, releasing her hands and stepping back into herstudio.

  For a moment her lovely, daring face swam before his eyes; then, in thenext moment, she was in his arms, crying her eyes out against hisshoulder, his lips pressed to her bright hair.

 
And that was all right in its way, too; madder things have happened inour times; but nothing madder ever happened than a large, bald gentlemanwho came up the stairs in a series of bounces and planted his legs apartand tightened his pudgy grip upon his malacca walking stick, andconfronted them with distended eyes and waistband.

  In vigorous but incoherent English he begged to know whether this scenewas part of an education in art.

  "Papah," she said calmly, "you are just in time. Go into the studio andI'll come in one moment."

  Then giving her lover both hands and looking at him with all her soul inher young eyes: "I love you; I'll marry you. And if there's trouble"--shesmiled upon her frantic father--"if there is trouble I will follow youabout the country exhibiting green mice----"

  "What!" thundered her father.

  "Green mice," she repeated with an adorable smile at her lover--"unlessmy father finds a necessity for you in his business--with a view topartnership. And I'm going to let you arrange that together. Good-by."

  And she entered her studio, closing the door behind her, leaving the twomen confronting one another in the entry.

  For one so young she had much wisdom and excellent taste; and listening,she heard her father explode in one lusty Saxon word. He always said itwhen beaten; it was the beginning of the end, and the end of the sweetestbeginning that ever dawned on earth for a maid since the first sunbeamstole into Eden.

  So she sat down on her little camp stool before her easel and picked up ahand glass; and, sitting there, carefully removed all traces of tearsfrom her wet and lovely eyes with the cambric hem of her painting apron.

  "Damnation!" repeated Mr. Carr, "am I to understand that the only thingyou can do for a living is to go about with a troupe of trained mice?"

  "I've invented a machine," observed the young man, modestly. "It ought tobe worth millions--if you'd care to finance it."

  "The idea is utterly repugnant to me!" shouted her father.

  The young man reddened. "If you wouldn't mind examining it--" He drewfrom his pocket a small, delicately contrived bit of clockwork. "This isthe machine----"

  "I don't want to see it!"

  "You _have_ seen it. Do you mind sitting down a moment? Be careful ofthat kitten! Kindly take this chair. Thank you. Now, if you would be goodenough to listen for ten minutes----"

  "I don't want to be good enough! Do you hear!"

  "Yes, I hear," said young Destyn, patiently. "And as I was going toexplain, the earth is circumscribed by wireless currents ofelectricity----"

  "I--dammit, sir----"

  "But those are not the only invisible currents that are ceaselesslyflowing around our globe!" pursued the young man, calmly. "Do you seethis machine?"

  "No, I don't!" snarled the other.

  "Then--" And, leaning closer, William Augustus Destyn whispered intoBushwyck Carr's fat, red ear.

  "What!!!"

  "Certainly."

  "You can't _prove_ it!"

  "Watch me."

  * * * * *

  Ethelinda had dried her eyes. Every few minutes she glanced anxiously atthe little French clock over her easel.

  "What on earth can they be doing?" she murmured. And when the long hourstruck she arose with resolution and knocked at the door.

  "Come in," said her father, irritably, "but don't interrupt. William andI are engaged in a very important business transaction."

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