Boston Jacky
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For our Captain resolved to see
Our little Jacky all set free,
When we went marching up to Boston, O!
I am shocked to see a squadron of U.S. Marines, resplendent in their deep blue uniforms with white cross-belts, black shakos on heads, rifles on shoulders, all marching in close-order quick-step and, at their head, is the officer who sang. He is dressed similarly, except that he has a single white cross-belt with a gold swab upon the shoulder, and wears a front-to-back cocked, with similar decoration; a sword hangs by his left side and he carries no rifle, merely the riding crop favored by Marine officers for the enforcement of discipline cradled in his right arm. He is, of course, as my ill-willed gods have directed, First Lieutenant Randall Tristan Trevelyne, United States Marine Corps.
It is plain that they have marched up from the USS Chesapeake, which has just warped itself out into the harbor, presenting its starboard side to Boston. I notice that, curiously, its guns are run out.
“Squadron, Halt!” he calls.
The entire unit comes to a perfect stop: perfect dress-front; perfect dress-right, perfect. Even in my turmoil of mind, I am impressed. I am about to push on when he says, “You there! Hunchback! Come over here!”
I grit my teeth and decide to stay in character for one last time. I limp toward the arrogant bastard, him standing in full command role, whilst I limp, bent over to stand before him.
“Where are you going?” he demands.
“I am going to the courthouse to prevent a miscarriage of justice.”
“I suspect we are going to the same place with similar purpose.”
“Perhaps.”
He laughs. “You, one man with only seven rag-heads at your back?”
“I will see it done.”
“You might, but you will also find yourself in jail for a long time if you succeed. Is she worth it? You, poor fool, have obviously already decided that she is.”
With that, he pulls out his riding crop, whips it around, and knocks my hat off my head and it falls to the ground.
“Maybe you’ll do a bit better without the silly disguise, Fletcher. It is time for you to lose it.”
My Bo stick flies almost of its own volition from my shoulder into The Buzz of Angry Bee and knocks Trevelyne’s own hat forcefully to the dusty ground, and then returns to The Crouch of the Wary Leopard, the ready position.
“Pick up my hat, Randall, and give it back to me,” I say through clenched teeth.
Randall flushes with anger and goes to the hilt of his sword, but my stick whirls again into The Strike of the Angry Mongoose and it lands, rather painfully I hope, on the back of Lieutenant Trevelyne’s hand, pinning it down.
“My hat, Randall,” I repeat, “and then I will return yours.”
Trevelyne glowers at me for a moment and then smiles and says, “Well played, Fletcher. We shall have to duel sometime—stick against sword—and see how that plays out. However, we have business to attend to and time marches on.”
He glances up at the clock on the tower. “It is one forty-five. We’d best be about it. They’ve probably got her well trussed-up by now.”
“Sergeant Munster!” he calls over his shoulder.
“Aye, Sir?” says a Marine, breaking ranks and coming up next to his commanding officer.
“Pick up the gentleman’s hat and hand it back to him with my compliments.”
The sergeant dutifully bends down and does it, and I relax from Angry Mongoose and place it back on my head. Then I dip the end of my Bo stick and slip it under the crown of Randall’s hat and lift it to hand it back to him.
“Your hat, Sir . . . with my own compliments.”
Randall considers, chooses to laugh, and says, “Good sport, Fletcher, you have a rare wit, for an Englishman. Now, it does not do for us to scrap like little schoolboys, does it? No, it does not, for we must haste to the whipping post and see what we can do for our wayward little school girl who is about to have her skirts lifted and given a well-deserved switching.” He dusts off his hat and places it on his head, sticks swagger stick under arm, and says, “Shall we go to accomplish what we can on her behalf? Good. Munster. Take charge of the column, count cadence and all that, and follow me, on my command.”
“Aye, Sir.”
He then comes up to me as I adjust my disguise.
“So, you will stay incognito? Well, I am sure you have your reasons, and perhaps it will play out well here. We shall see.”
He falls in beside me as we continue up the hill. “Tell me, why did you hide yourself from her in that getup? I, of course, spotted you right off—the way you walk, the silly story of Chopstick Charlie and Lieutenant Fletcher being sent off to Rangoon or some other god-awful place to have his addled brains unscrambled. I am surprised that she did not, quick as she is. Perhaps, as I have heard her say before, ‘People see what they expect to see,’ and she did not hark to her own observation.”
In answer to his question, I merely say, “Something very important came up . . . or down . . . between us. I will say no more on that.”
“Very well, Fletcher, and I shall ask no more,” he says, “except to say that I surmise that you think too much . . . But, hark! We are here! And there she is, tied to the whipping post! Ha!”
I see her face peering in wonder around the rough post at us coming toward her. I, in turn, gaze at the tremendous crowd that has gathered for this pitiful spectacle. But I pay no attention to that, for I see, beyond her bound and kneeling form, the hated figure of Constable Wiggins, his rod upraised and ready to strike.
“Go, Fletcher!” says Trevelyne. “Make your play and we will back you!”
I need no further encouragement as I charge forward, full of grim determination.
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And so it happens that I am eventually brought out and tied to that hated stake at exactly two o’clock August third, in the Year of our Lord, eighteen hundred and nine.
I am surprised at the size of the crowd. It looks like the entire population of the city is on hand for the festivities, and while I generally do like being the center of attention, I could well have taken a pass on this. There are mobs of the Irish I helped bring over here, as well as the old guard represented by Captain Warren and his Sons of Boston. At least Pigger’s crew was disbanded and not here to witness my pain and public humiliation.
When I am first brought out, my hands bound and my ankles hobbled, there is a great roar as the crowd surges forward. I see Arthur McBride at the head of the Irish contingent, sitting atop the Shamrock Hose, Ladder & Pump Company wagon with Molly Malone by his side, her arms wrapped around his waist. He wears his gleaming copper helmet and balances his speaking trumpet on his knee. Captain Warren is similarly decked out on the seat of his own fire wagon. The two glare at each other with undisguised loathing.
Yes, there is Mrs. Shinn, at the head of a gaggle of her COWS, all of them looking very smug and satisfied.
Arrayed at the side of the Shamrock wagon are Davy, Jim, and the rest of my Nancy crew, holding belaying pins and looking properly murderous.
And there is Ezra, of course, now with Amy at his side and Higgins, too, bless him, standing off to the side. Well, Amy, I hope you enjoy seeing me get my comeuppance, sister, I really do. I refuse to meet her eye, but I have the feeling she seeks mine. Who cares . . .
Judge Tragg has seen to it that an armchair be brought out for him so that he might view the proceedings, his Court Reporter by his side so that this charade might be put down all legal like. The Judge has brought his gavel with him and he pounds it on the arm of his chair, bringing the outdoor court to some sort of order. Prosecutor Hamilton stands at his other side, looking properly stern, while Constable Wiggins has his hand on the rod, looking positively beamish.
I note there is also a squad of uniformed militia standing in a line in front of the crowd. They look rather worried and I reflect, even in my state of current distress, that the Governor might have sent a few more.
Then I feel Goody’s fingers work at the buttons on the back of my dress, and it falls to the side and my back is bared to my waist. There is a great hissss from the mob, but neither of the two Wiggins pays it any mind. A strap is put around my middle and pulled tight, to hold me securely to the stake so I will not be able to wriggle out of the way of the lash.
Through all this, the military part of my mind hears the low throb of a drumbeat. Wot?
At last, all is secure and ready . . .
Judge Tragg stands to pronounce sentence . . . “Twelve strokes of the rod as ordered by the High Court of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts! Let it be done!”
There is a low moan from the crowd—the Irish part of it, anyway—as Constable Wiggins stands back and eyes my bare back. He grins his piggy grin and draws back the arm that holds his whippy stick . . .
At that moment, hearing the drumbeat louder and marching cadence being called, I peer around the whipping post and see . . .
Wot? The Hunchback is running toward me with great purpose and determination, and behind him is Ganju Thapa with his Gurkhas, their curved swords at their sides, and behind them is a contingent of United States Marines led by a grinning Lieutenant Randall Trevelyne . . . and yet, behind all that, is the USS Chesapeake, lying out in Boston Harbor, with its starboard side guns run out and pointing right at us!
What the hell is going on?
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“This is an absolute outrage!” shouts Judge Tragg, but he can scarcely be heard over the roar of the astounded crowd as the Hunchback charges forward and, with his stick, catches Wiggins’s rod on its way down to my back.
“You dare, Sir, to stop a diwect owder of the Municipal Court of Massachusetts?” demands Wiggins, his eyes popping, his jowls wiggling in surprise.
“I do, Sir,” growls the Hunchback, and with that he whips his staff around and, in one fluid motion, both disarms the Constable of his rod and hits him hard across his fat buttocks. Wiggins screams and flees, disappearing into the nearest opening in the massed crowd, which, unfortunately for him, turns out to be a convenient gap in the line of Gurkhas. His shouts of pain are suddenly muffled.
It occurs to me at that moment that, tied and bound as I am, I will survive this day. Humiliated, yes, shamed, yes, already been that . . . and even if lashed and grievously hurt and bloodied and scarred, I will survive . . . and that clears my mind of its terrors and I am able to think clearly on just what is going on around me. And it is all turning out to be very interesting. For instance, while the crowd’s notice is focused on the confusion in the court, I am able to notice that two of Ganju Thapa’s Gurkhas have something big and squirming in a black bag on their shoulders and are carrying it down in the direction of Chopstick Charlie’s ship. Thanks, Chops, that almost makes up for your big double-cross, and I hope Constable Wiggins performs well as one of your galley slaves, I really do. Oh, and do not spare the whip.
My attention then turns back to the tumult at center court, as it were.
Judge Tragg is on his feet, pointing furiously at the Hunchback. “This is a court of law, damn you! Who are you and what right have you to lay hands on members of my court? And who the hell are the rest of these people?”
Without waiting for an answer, he turns to the leader of the militia and orders, “Arrest that man. Take him away! Now!”
“Chesapeake Company . . . Order arms!” barks Randall, and rifles come off the troop’s shoulders, butts hitting the ground at the exact same instant, with one distinct thud.
The rather dubious Captain of Militia, perhaps gauging the mood of the surly crowd and seeing also the squadron of perfectly turned-out United States Marines that are pulled up before his somewhat shabby unit, wisely hesitates.
It is then that Lieutenant Randall Trevelyne, after giving me a sly grin and a snappy salute with his crop, speaks up.
“Your Honor! May I enter your courtroom and present myself? And perhaps explain things?”
“I demand that you do,” says Tragg, in a state of high dudgeon. “And tell me what you are doing here.”
Randall takes three steps forward, bows to the Judge, and says, “I am, if it please you, First Lieutenant Randall Trevelyne, U.S. Marine Corps, assigned to USS Chesapeake, which you see laying out in the harbor.”
Randall sweeps his arm expansively toward the ship. Tragg lifts his gaze and registers some concern.
“It does not please me. Furthermore, it does not answer my question as to your presence here.”
“Why, Sir, it is simple. I have come to take custody of the female known as Jacky Faber, whom I believe is rather conveniently tied up right here.” Randall places a patronizing hand on my head. I cut him a look, which he returns with a wink.
“What? Listen, you arrogant young pup . . .”
At that, Randall nonchalantly raises his riding crop above his head and a deep booooom is heard coming from the harbor. All heads turn to see a puff of white powder smoke drifting away from one of the Chesapeake’s gun ports.
“You would presume to fire upon the city of Boston, Sir?” shouts Tragg. “This is an act of civil war!”
Randall makes a placating gesture toward the Judge and his court and says, “Please, Your Honor, forbear. The Chesapeake is merely blowing out old powder. The guns are not loaded. Not now, anyway. Think of this demonstration as a salute to dear old Beantown. Here, let’s have another. To Boston, the First to Stand for American Liberty! Huzzah!”
Again he raises his swagger stick, and again a boooom comes rolling up to the court. If there is one thing Randall Trevelyne can do, I think, ruefully, it is swagger.
The Judge’s face is white with anger. “Rest assured, the Governor, the Congress, and the President shall hear of this!”
“No need to bother those fine gentlemen, Sir,” says Randall calmly. “For, you see, this is a matter of law, not war, and we can settle this right here, most amicably.”
“Law? A matter of law? I see no law here. What I see are thinly veiled threats from the Federal Government upon the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and the City of Boston!” thunders Judge Tragg.
“But it is a matter of law, Your Honor,” persists Randall. “Constitutional law.”
“What?” asks the Judge, incredulous. “Explain yourself!”
“Surely His Honor knows that in matters of Interstate Commerce, Federal Law holds sway over State Law,” says Randall, with a small deferential bow, his demeanor staying just this side of insolence.
“Commerce! What does that insignificant female have to do with commerce?” demands Tragg, pointing a stiff finger at me.
“Uh, a little matter of smuggling on the high seas and violation of the Embargo Act,” says Randall. “I’ve been ordered to take her in for questioning by the federal authorities.”
At this moment, Ezra Pickering steps forward and says, “Your Honor, what he says is true. I do not have to remind the learned Judge of Article 1, Section 8, Clause 3 of the U.S. Constitution giving Congress the power to regulate commerce between the States . . .”
Although my bonds are chafing, I have to smile on that. Oh, Ezra, you fox, to have that chapter and verse so convenient to your smooth tongue, right here, right now. I know you had a hand in this. I also know that what Randall knows about law, constitutional or otherwise, could be stuffed in his snuff box with room to spare, but you know all about it, don’t you? And I wouldn’t be surprised if John Higgins hadn’t spent some time recently with his nose buried in some law book. Such good friends, and me so unworthy of their friendship.
“But . . . but . . . but . . . this girl is under sentence of a dozen lashes imposed by our municipal court. It must be carried out or our justice system is a mockery! Furthermore, she is under indictment on
a charge of witchcraft and bound over for trial!”
Prosecutor Hamilton speaks up in support of his magistrate. “That is true! This cannot be! There is such a thing as States’ Rights!”
Randall crosses his arms and says, “Federal trumps State. Simple as that.”
“Be quiet, all of you!” orders the Judge, sitting down heavily. “Counselors, approach the bench!”
Hamilton, Ezra, and the Court Reporter crowd around Judge Tragg and animated conversation ensues. While I cannot hear exactly what is said, I catch snatches and can guess what’s going on.
This Judge is no fool. I know he is weighing his options: “If I hand over the wretched girl, both I and the Commonwealth lose face. If I keep her, then that silly witchcraft thing will come up and it might be proved that Judge Thwackham was, indeed, drugged and is not insane, and could therefore be restored to his bench and I would be back languishing in some lower court again handing out five-dollar fines and I certainly don’t want that. Hmmm . . .”
The conference goes on and on. I wish they’d hurry; my knees are getting sore.
Ah. They seem to have come to some sort of conclusion, for the Judge has risen to his feet and the lawyers have retreated to their former spots.
“It is the decision of this court that the original sentence of twelve lashes upon the female Jacky Faber will be carried out”— I sag a bit in my bonds on that —“and upon execution of that sentence, she will be cut down and released into the custody of the Federal authorities, as represented by that officer there. The charge of witchcraft will be dismissed.”
Pretty crafty, Judge Tragg. Honor is served all around, and a crisis is averted.
“Is that agreeable to you, Sir?”
Randall smiles and bows. “Perfectly agreeable, Your Honor. I believe that justice will be done in this case.”
Great. I get beaten, but that’s fine as long as everyone’s happy, right? Grrrr . . .
“So ruled,” says the Judge, bringing his gavel down on the arm of his chair. “Carry out the punishment. Constable, do your duty.”