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Minion 24-7

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by Larry Mark

Lord Thurgo: So what did you think?

  Prince Stupid: I think she’s doing too well in this election. The poll’s tonight and Ralph and David J. both say they’re thinking of voting for her.

  Lord Thurgo: Hmmm. That is bad. But then again they changed their minds when I offered them my old Doom-Lord comics. But anyway, I meant about what she found out about the supermarket guy.

  Prince Stupid: This Gutboat guy?

  Lord Thurgo: Yeah.

  Prince Stupid: We should go and see him.

  Lord Thurgo: That’s stupid! He’s some kind of criminal overlord, she says. The papers are full of him-

  Prince Stupid: You read the papers?

  Lord Thurgo: Well... no...

  Prince Stupid: We should do it then. She knows where he lives.

  Lord Thurgo: Who does?

  Prince Stupid: Jane.

  Lord Thurgo: You called her Jane! You called her Jane. Jane and Malcolm sitting in a-

  *sounds of a longer and more vicious battle*

 

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