One Thousand and One Nights

by Richard Burton

  Agreeably to the lady’s instructions, on the third day following I repaired with several of my friends to the house of the chief magistrate, and found him sitting in state, receiving the compliments of the day from the chief inhabitants of the city. We made our obeisance, which he graciously noticed, received us with kindness, and entered familiarly into conversation. A collation was brought in, the cloth spread, and we partook with him of the viands, after which we drank coffee. I then stood up, saying, “My lord, I am desirous of espousing the chaste lady your daughter, more precious than the richest gem.”

  When the chief magistrate heard my speech, he inclined his head for some time towards the earth in deep thought, after which he said, “Son, my daughter is an unfortunate cripple, miserably deformed.” To this I replied, “To have her for my wife is all I wish.” The magistrate then said, “If thou wilt have a wife of this description, it must be on condition that she shall not be taken from my house, that thou shalt consummate the marriage here, and abide with me.” I replied, “To hear is to obey;” believing that she was the beautiful damsel who had visited my warehouse, and whose charms I had so rapturously beheld. In short, the nuptial ceremony was performed, when I said to myself, “Heavens! is it possible that I am become master of this beautiful damsel, and shall possess her charms!”

  When night set in, the domestics of the chief magistrate introduced me into the chamber of my bride. I ran eagerly to gaze upon her beauty, but guess my mortification when I beheld her a wretched dwarf, a cripple, and deformed, as her father had represented. I was overcome with horror at the sight of her, distracted with disappointment, and ashamed of my own foolish credulity, but I dared not complain, as I had voluntarily accepted her as my wife from the magistrate: I sat down silently in one corner of the chamber, and she in another, for I could not bring myself to approach her, as she was disgusting to the sight of man, and my soul could not endure her company.

  At day-break I left the house of my father-in-law, repaired to my warehouse, which I opened, and sat down much distressed in mind, with my head dizzy, like one suffering from intoxication, when lo! who should appear before me but the lady who had put upon me so mortifying a trick. She entered, and paid me the customary salute. I was enraged, and began to abuse her, saying, “Wherefore hast thou put upon me such a stratagem?” when she replied, “Wretch, recollect the day that I brought thee a packet, in return for which you seized, beat, reviled, and drove me scornfully away. In retaliation for such treatment, I have taken revenge by giving thee such a delectable bride.” I now fell at her feet, entreated her forgiveness, and expressed my repentance; upon which, smiling upon me, she said, “Be not uneasy, for as I have plunged thee into a dilemma, I will also relieve thee from it. Go to the aga of the leather-dressers, give him a sum of money, and desire him to call thee his son; then repair with him, attended by his followers and musicians, to the house of the chief magistrate. When he inquires the cause of their coming, let the aga say, ‘My lord, we are come to congratulate thy son-in-law, who is my beloved child, on his marriage with thy daughter, and to rejoice with him.’ The magistrate will be furiously enraged, and exclaim, ‘Dog, is it possible that, being a leather-dresser, thou durst marry the daughter of the chief magistrate?’ Do thou then reply, ‘My lord, my ambition was to be ennobled by your alliance, and as I have married your lordship’s daughter, the mean appellation of leather-dresser will soon be forgotten and lost in the glorious title of the son-in-law of your lordship; I shall be promoted under your protection, and purified from the odour of the tan-pit, so that my offspring will smell as sweet as that of a syed.”

  I did as the lady had directed me, and having bribed the chief of the leather-dressers, he accompanied me with the body of his trade, and a numerous party of musicians, vocal and instrumental, to my father-in-law’s house, before which they began to sing and dance with great clamour every now and then crying out, “Long live our noble kinsman! Long live the son-in-law of the chief magistrate!” The magistrate inquired into the cause of our intrusive rejoicing, when I told him my kinsfolk were congratulating me upon my alliance with his illustrious house, and come to thank him for the honour he had done the whole body of leather-dressers in my person. The chief magistrate on hearing this was passionately enraged, and abused me; but reflecting that without my consent the supposed disgrace of his noble house could not be done away, he became calm, and offered me money to divorce his daughter. At first I pretended unwillingness, but at length affecting to be moved by his earnest entreaties, accepted forty purses of gold, which he gave me to repudiate my deformed wife, and I returned home with a lightened heart. The day following, the lady came to my warehouse, when I thanked her for having freed me from my ridiculous marriage, and begged her to accept of me as a husband. To this she consented, but said she was, she feared, too meanly born for me to marry, as her father was but a cook, though of eminence in his way, and very rich. I replied, “Even though he were a leather-dresser, thy charms would grace a throne.” In short, my lord, we were married, and have lived together very happily from the day of our union to the present time.

  Such is my story, but it is not so surprising as that of the learned man and his pupil, whose adventures were among the miracles of the age, which I will relate.

  Story of the retired Sage and his Pupil, related to the Sultan by the Second Lunatic,

  There was a learned and devout sage, who in order to enjoy his studies and contemplations uninterrupted, had secluded himself from the world in one of the cells of the principal mosque of the city, which he never left but upon the most pressing occasions. He had led this retired life some years, when a boy one day entered his cell, and earnestly begged to be received as his pupil and domestic. The sage liked his appearance, consented to his request, inquired who were his parents, and whence he came; but the lad could not inform him, and said, “Ask not who I am, for I am an orphan, and know not whether I belong to heaven or earth.” The shekh did not press him, and the boy served him with the most undeviating punctuality and attention for twelve years, during which he received his instructions in every branch of learning, and became a most accomplished youth. At the end of the twelve years, the youth one day heard some young men praising the beauty of the sultan’s daughter, and saying that her charms were unequalled by those of all the princesses of the age. This discourse excited his curiosity to behold so lovely a creature. He repaired to his master, saying, “My lord, I understand that the sultan hath a most beautiful daughter, and my soul longs ardently for an opportunity of beholding her, if only for an instant.” The sage exclaimed, “What have such as we to do, my son, with the daughters of sovereigns or of others? We are a secluded order, and should refrain ourselves from associating with the great ones of this world.” The old man continued to warn his pupil against the vanities of the age, and to divert him from his purpose; but the more he advised and remonstrated, the more intent the youth became on his object, which affected his mind so much, that he grew very uneasy, and was continually weeping.

  The sage observing his distress was afflicted at it, and at length said to the youth, “Will one look at the princess satisfy thy wishes?” “It shall,” replied the pupil. The sage then anointed one of his eyes with a sort of ointment; when lo! he became to appearance as a man divided into half, and the sage ordered him to go and hop about the city. The youth obeyed his commands, but he had no sooner got into the street than he was surrounded by a crowd of passengers, who gazed with astonishment at his appearance. The report of so strange a phenomenon as a half man soon spread throughout the city, and reached the palace of the sultan, who sent for the supposed monster to the presence. The youth was conveyed to the palace, where the whole court gazed upon him with wonder; after which he was taken into the haram, to gratify the curiosity of the women. He beheld the princess, and was fascinated by the brilliancy of her charms, insomuch, that he said to himself, “If I cannot wed her, I will put myself to death.”

  The youth being at length
dismissed from the palace, returned home; his heart tortured with love for the daughter of the sultan. On his arrival, the sage inquired if he had seen the princess. “I have,” replied the youth, “but one look is not enough, and I cannot rest until I shall sit beside her, and feast my eyes till they are wearied with gazing upon her.” “Alas! my son,” exclaimed the old man, “I fear for thy safety: we are religious men, and should avoid temptations; nor does it become us to have any thing to do with the sultan.” To this the youth replied, “My lord, unless I shall sit beside her, and touch her neck with my hands, I shall, through despair, put myself to death.”

  At these words, the sage was alarmed for the safety of his pupil, and said to himself, “I will, if possible, preserve this amiable youth, and perchance Allah may gratify his wishes.” He then anointed both his eyes with an ointment, which had the effect of rendering him invisible to human sight. After this, he said, “Go, my son, and gratify thy wishes, but return again, and be not too long absent from thy duty.”

  The youth hastened towards the royal palace, which he entered unperceived, and proceeded into the haram, where he seated himself near the daughter of the sultan. For some time he contented himself with gazing on her beauty, but at length extending his hands, touched her softly on the neck. As soon as she felt his touch, the princess, alarmed, shrieked out violently, and exclaimed, “I seek refuge with Allah, from Satan the accursed.” Her mother and the ladies present, affrighted at her outcries, eagerly inquired the cause; when she said, “Eblees, or some other evil spirit, hath this instant touched me on the neck.”

  Upon this, the mother was alarmed and sent for her nurse, who, when informed of what had happened, declared, “That nothing was so specific to drive away evil spirits as the smoke of camel’s hair;” a quantity of which was instantly brought, and being set fire to, the smoke of it filled the whole apartment, and so affected the eyes of the young man, that they watered exceedingly, when he unthinkingly wiped them with his handkerchief, so that with his tears the ointment was soon washed off.

  The ointment was no sooner wiped away from his eyes than the young man became visible, and the princess, her mother, and the ladies, all at once uttered a general cry of astonishment and alarm; upon which the eunuchs rushed into the apartment. Seeing the youth, they surrounded him, beat him unmercifully, then bound him with cords, and dragged him before the sultan, whom they informed of his having been found in the royal haram. The sultan, enraged, sent for an executioner, and commanded him to seize the culprit, to clothe him in a black habit patched over with flame colour, to mount him upon a camel, and after parading with him through the streets of the city, to put him to death.

  The executioner took the young man, dressed him as he had been directed, placed him upon the camel, and led him through the city, preceded by guards and a crier, who bawled out, “Behold the merited punishment of him who has dared to violate the sanctuary of the royal haram.” The procession was followed by an incalculable crowd of people, who were astonished at the beauty of the young man, and the little concern he seemed to feel at his own situation.

  At length the procession arrived in the square before the great mosque, when the sage, disturbed by the noise and concourse of the people, looked from the window of his cell, and beheld the disgraceful situation of his pupil. He was moved to pity, and instantly calling upon the genii (for by his knowledge of magic and every abstruse science he had them all under his control), commanded them to bring him the youth from the camel, and place in his room, without being perceived, some superannuated man. They did so, and when the multitude saw the youth, as it were, transformed into a well-known venerable shekh, they were stricken with awe, and said, “Heavens! the young man turns out to be our reverend chief of the herb-sellers;” for the old man had long been accustomed to dispose of greens and sugarcane at the college gate near the great mosque, and was the oldest in his trade.

  The executioner, on beholding the change of appearance in his prisoner, was confounded. He returned to the palace with the old man upon the camel, and followed by the crowd. He hastened or contrive my death to the sultan, and said, “My lord, the young man is vanished, and in his room became seated upon the camel this venerable shekh, well known to the whole city.” On hearing this, the sultan was alarmed, and said to himself, “Whoever has been able to perform this, can do things much more surprising He may depose me from my kingdom.”

  The sultan’s fears increased so much, that he was at a loss how to act. He summoned his vizier, and said, “Advise me what to do in the affair of this strange youth, for I am utterly confounded.” The vizier for some time inclined his head towards the ground in profound thought, then addressing the sultan, said, “My lord, no one could have done this but by the help of genii, or by a power which we cannot comprehend, and he may possibly, if irritated, do you in future a greater injury respecting your daughter. I advise, therefore, that you cause it to be proclaimed throughout the city, that whoever has done this, if he will appear before you shall have pardon on the word of a sultan, which can never be broken. Should he then surrender himself, espouse him to your daughter, when perhaps his mind may be reconciled by her love. He has already beheld her, and seen the ladies of the haram, so that nothing can save your honour but his union with the princess.”

  The sultan approved the advice of his vizier, the proclamation was issued, and the crier proceeded through several streets, till at length he reached the square of the great mosque. The pupil hearing the proclamation, was enraptured, and running to his patron, declared his intention of surrendering himself to the sultan. “My son,” said the sage, “why shouldst thou do so? Hast thou not already suffered sufficiently?” The youth replied, “Nothing shall prevent me.” Upon which the sage exclaimed, “Go then, my son, and my midnight prayers shall attend thee.”

  The youth now repaired to the hummaum, and having bathed, dressed himself in his richest habit; after which he discovered himself to the crier, who conducted him to the palace. He made a profound obeisance to the sultan, at the same time uttering an eloquent prayer for his long life and prosperity. The sultan was struck with his manly beauty, the gracefulness of his demeanour, and the propriety of his delivery, and said, “Young stranger, who art thou, and from whence dost thou come?” “I am,” replied the youth, “the half man whom you saw, and have done what you are already acquainted with.”

  The sultan now requested him to sit in the most honourable place, and entered into conversation on various subjects. He put to him several difficult questions in science, to which the youth replied with such judgment, that his abilities astonished him, and he said to himself, “This young man is truly worthy of my daughter.” He then addressed him, saying, “Young man, my wish is to unite thee to my daughter, for thou hast already seen her, also her mother, and after what has passed no one will marry her.” The youth replied, “I am ready in obedience, but must advise with my friends.” “Go then,” said the sultan, “consult with thy friends, and return quickly.”

  The young man repaired to the sage, and having informed him of what had passed between himself and the sultan, signified his wish to marry the princess, when the shekh replied, “Do so, my son; there can be in the measure no crime, as it is a lawful alliance.” “But I wish,” said the youth, “to invite the sultan to visit you.” “By all means,” answered the sage. “My lord,” rejoined the pupil, “since I first came, and you honoured me in your service, I have beheld you in no other residence but this confined cell, from which you have never stirred night or day. How can I invite the sultan here?” “My son,” exclaimed the shekh, “go to the sultan, rely upon Allah, who can work miracles in favour of whom he chooseth, and say unto him, ‘My patron greets thee, and requests thy company to an entertainment five days hence.’” The youth did as he was directed, and having returned to his master, waited upon him as before, but anxiously wishing for the fifth day to arrive.

  On the fifth day, the sage said to his impatient pupil, “Let us remove to o
ur own house, that we may prepare for the reception of the sultan, whom you must conduct to me.” They arose, and walked, till on coming to a ruinous building about the middle of the city, the walls of which were fallen in heaps, the shekh said, “My son, this is my mansion, hasten and bring the sultan.” The pupil, in astonishment, exclaimed, “My lord, this abode is a heap of ruins, how can I invite the sultan here, it would only disgrace us?” “Go,” repeated the sage, “and dread not the consequences.” Upon this the youth departed, but as he went on could not help saying to himself, “Surely my master must be insane, or means to make a jest of us.” When he had reached the palace he found the sultan expecting him; upon which he made his obeisance, and said, “Will my lord honour me by his company?”

  The sultan arose, mounted his horse, and attended by his whole court, followed the youth to the place chosen by the venerable shekh. It now appeared a royal mansion, at the gates of which were ranged numerous attendants in costly habits, respectfully waiting. The young man, at sight of this transformed appearance, was confounded in such a manner that he could hardly retain his senses. He said to himself, “It was but this instant that I beheld this place a heap of ruins, yet now it is a palace far more magnificent than any belonging to this sultan. I am astonished, but must keep the secret to myself.”