One Thousand and One Nights

by Richard Burton

  ‘When the World heaps favours on thee, pass on * Thy favours to

  friends ere her hand she stay:

  Largesse never let her when fain she comes, * Nor niggardise kept

  her from turning away!’

  When I heard these verses I held my peace and cared not to exchange a word with thee.” “O Anis al-Jalis,” said Nur al-Din, “thou knowest that I have not wasted my wealth save on my friends, especially these ten who have now left me a pauper, and I think they will not abandon and desert me without relief.” “By Allah,” replied she, “they will not profit thee with aught of aid.” Said he, “I will rise at once and go to them and knock at their doors; it may be I shall get from them somewhat wherewith I may trade and leave pastime and pleasuring.” So he rose without stay or delay, and repaired to a street wherein all his ten friends lived. He went up to the nearest door and knocked; whereupon a handmaid came out and asked him, “Who art thou?”; and he answered, “Tell thy master that Nur al-Din Ali standeth at the door and saith to him, ‘Thy slave kisseth thy hand and awaiteth thy bounty.’” The girl went in and told her master, who cried at her, “Go back and say, ‘My master is not at home.’” So she returned to Nur al-Din, and said to him, “O my lord, my master is out.” Thereupon he turned away and said to himself, “If this one be a whoreson knave and deny himself, another may not prove himself such knave and whoreson.” Then he went up to the next door and sent in a like message to the house-master, who denied himself as the first had done, whereupon he began repeating,

  “He is gone who when to his gate thou go’st, * Fed thy famisht maw with his boiled and roast.”

  When he had ended his verse he said, “By Allah, there is no help but that I make trial of them all: perchance there be one amongst them who will stand me in the stead of all the rest.” So he went the round of the ten, but not one of them would open his door to him or show himself or even break a bit of bread before him; whereupon he recited,

  “Like a tree is he who in wealth doth wone, * And while fruits he

  the folk to his fruit shall run:

  But when bared the tree of what fruit it bare, * They leave it to

  suffer from dust and sun.

  Perdition to all of this age! I find * Ten rogues for every

  righteous one.”

  Then he returned to his slave-girl and his grief had grown more grievous and she said to him, “O my lord, did I not tell thee, none would profit thee with aught of aid?” And he replied, “By Allah, not one of them would show me his face or know me!” “O my lord,” quoth she, “sell some of the moveables and household stuff, such as pots and pans, little by little; and expend the proceeds until Allah Almighty shall provide.” So he sold all of that was in the house till nothing remained when he turned to Anis al-Jalis and asked her “What shall we do now?”; and she answered, “O my lord, it is my advice that thou rise forthwith and take me down to the bazar and sell me. Thou knowest that they father bought me for ten thousand dinars: haply Allah may open thee a way to get the same price, and if it be His will to bring us once more together, we shall meet again.” “O Anis al- Jalis,” cried he, “by Allah it is no light matter for me to be parted from thee for a single hour!” “By Allah, O my lord,” she replied, “nor is it easy to me either, but Need hath its own law, as the poet said,

  ‘Need drives a man into devious roads, * And pathways doubtful of

  trend and scope:

  No man to a rope27 will entrust his weight, * Save for cause

  that calleth for case of rope.’”

  Thereupon he rose to his feet and took her,28 whilst the tears rolled down his cheek like rain; and he recited with the tongue of the case these lines,

  “Stay! grant one parting look before we part, * Nerving my heart

  this severance to sustain:

  But, an this parting deal thee pain and bane, * Leave me to die

  of love and spare thee pain!”

  Then he went down with her to the bazar and delivered her to the broker and said to him, “O Hajj Hasan,29 I pray thee note the value of her thou hast to cry for sale.” “O my lord Nur al- Din,” quoth the broker, “the fundamentals are remembered;”30 adding, “Is not this the Anis al-Jalis whom thy father bought of me for ten thousand dinars?” “Yes,” said Nur al-Din. Thereupon the broker went round to the merchants, but found that all had not yet assembled. So he waited till the rest had arrived and the market was crowded with slave-girls of all nations, Turks, Franks and Circassians; Abyssinians, Nubians and Takruris;31 Tartars, Georgians and others; when he came forward and standing cried aloud, “O merchants! O men of money! every round thing is not a walnut and every long thing a banana is not; all reds are not meat nor all whites fat, nor is every brown thing a date!32 O merchants, I have here this union-pearl that hath no price: at what sum shall I cry her?” “Cry her at four thousand five hundred dinars,” quoth one of the traders. The broker opened the door of sale at the sum named and, as he was yet calling, lo! the Wazir Al-Mu’ín bin Sáwí passed through the bazar and, seeing Nur al-Din Ali waiting at one side, said to himself, “Why is Khákán’s son33 standing about here? Hath this gallows-bird aught remaining wherewith to buy slave-girls?” Then he looked round and, seeing the broker calling out in the market with all the merchants around him, said to himself, “I am sure that he is penniless and hath brought hither the damsel Anis al-Jalis for sale;” adding, “O how cooling and grateful is this to my heart!” Then he called the crier, who came up and kissed the ground before him; and he said to him, “I want this slave-girl whom thou art calling for sale.” The broker dared not cross him, so he answered, “O my lord, Bismillah! in Allah’s name so be it;” and led forward the damsel and showed her to him. She pleased him much whereat he asked, “O Hasan, what is bidden for this girl?” and he answered, “Four thousand five hundred dinars to open the door of sale.” Quoth Al-Mu’ín, “Four thousand five hundred is MY bid.” When the merchants heard this, they held back and dared not bid another dirham, wotting what they did of the Wazir’s tyranny, violence and treachery. So Al-Mu’ín looked at the broker and said to him, “Why stand still? Go and offer four thousand dinars for me and the five hundred shall be for thyself.” Thereupon the broker went to Nur al-Din and said, “O my lord, thy slave is going for nothing!” “And how so?” asked he. The broker answered, “We had opened the biddings for her at four thousand five hundred dinars; when that tyrant, Al-Mu’ín bin Sáwí, passed through the bazar and, as he saw the damsel she pleased him, so he cried to me, ‘Call me the buyer at four thousand dinars and thou shalt have five hundred for thyself.’ I doubt not but that he knoweth that the damsel if thine, and if he would pay thee down her price at once it were well; but I know his injustice and violence; he will give thee a written order upon some of his agents and will send after thee to say to them, ‘Pay him nothing.’ So as often as though shalt go in quest of the coin they will say, ‘We’ll pay thee presently!’ and they will put thee off day after day, and thou art proud of spirit; till at last, when they are wearied with thine importunity, they will say, ‘Show us the cheque.’ Then, as soon as they have got hold of it they will tear it up and so thou wilt lose the girl’s price.” When Nur al-Din heard this he looked at the broker and asked him, “How shall this matter be managed?”; and he answered, “I will give thee a counsel which, if thou follow, it shall bring thee complete satisfaction.” “And what is that?” quoth Nur al-Din. Quoth the broker, “Come thou to me anon when I am standing in the middle of the market and, taking the girl from my hand, give her a sound cuffing and say to her, ‘Thou baggage, I have kept my vow and brought thee down to the slave-market, because I swore an oath that I would carry thee from home to the bazar, and make brokers cry thee for sale.’ If thou do this, perhaps the device will impose upon the Wazir and the people, and they will believe that thou broughtest her not to the bazar, but for the quittance of thine oath.” He replied, “Such were the best way.” Then the broker left him and, returning into the midst of
the market, took the damsel by the hand, and signed to the Wazir and said, “O my lord, here is her owner.” With this up came Nur al-Din Ali and, snatching the girl from the broker’s hand, cuffed her soundly and said to her, “Shame on thee, O thou baggage! I have brought thee to the bazar for quittance of mine oath; now get thee home and thwart me no more as is thy wont. Woe to thee! do I need thy price, that I should sell thee? The furniture of my house would fetch thy value many times over!” When Al-Mu’ín saw this he said to Nur al-Din, “Out on thee! Hast thou anything left for selling or buying?” And he would have laid violent hands upon him, but the merchants interposed (for they all loved Nur al-Din), and the young man said to them, “Here am I in your hands and ye all know his tyranny.” “By Allah,” cried the Wazir, “but for you I had slain him!” Then all signed with significant eyes to Nur al-Din as much as to say, “Take thy wreak of him; not one of us will come between thee and him.” Thereupon Nur al-Din, who was stout of heart as he was stalwart of limb, went up to the Wazir and, dragging him over the pommel of his saddle, threw him to the ground. Now there was in that place a puddling- pit for brick- clay,34 into the midst of which he fell, and Nur al-Din kept pummelling and fisti-cuffing him, and one of the blows fell full on his teeth, and his beard was dyed with his blood. Also there were with the minister ten armed slaves who, seeing their master entreated after this fashion, laid hand on sword-hilt and would have bared blades and fallen on Nur al-Din to cut him down; but the merchants and bystanders said to them, “This is a Wazir and that is the son of a Wazir; haply they will make friends some time or other, in which case you will forfeit the favour of both. Or perchance a blow may befal your lord, and you will all die the vilest of deaths; so it were better for you not to interfere.” Accordingly they held aloof and, when Nur al-Din had made an end of thrashing the Wazir, he took his handmaid and fared homewards. Al-Mu’ín also went his ways at once, with his raiment dyed of three colours, black with mud, red with blood and ash coloured with brick-clay. When he saw himself in this state, he bound a bit of matting35 round his neck and, taking in hand two bundles of coarse Halfah-grass,36 went up to the palace and standing under the Sultan’s windows cried aloud, “O King of the age, I am a wronged man! I am foully wronged!” So they brought him before the King who looked at him; and behold, it was the chief Minister; whereupon he said, “O Wazir who did this deed by thee?” Al-Mu’ín wept and sobbed and repeated these lines,

  “Shall the World oppress me when thou art in’t? * In the lion’s

  presence shall wolves devour?

  Shall the dry all drink of thy tanks and I * Under rain-cloud

  thirst for the cooling shower?”

  “O my lord,” cried he, “the like will befal every one who loveth and serveth thee well.” “Be quick with thee,” quoth the Sultan, “and tell me how this came to pass and who did this deed by one whose honour is part of my honour.” Quoth the Wazir, “Know, O my lord, that I went out this day to the slave-market to buy me a cookmaid, when I saw there a damsel, never in my life long saw I a fairer; and I designed to buy her for our lord the Sultan; so I asked the broker of her and of her owner, and he answered, “She belongeth to Ali son of Al-Fazl bin Khákán. Some time ago our lord the Sultan gave his father ten thousand dinars wherewith to buy him a handsome slave-girl, and he bought this maiden who pleased him; so he grudged her to our lord the Sultan and gave her to his own son. When the father died, the son sold all he had of houses and gardens and household gear, and squandered the price till he was penniless. Then he brought the girl to the market that he might sell her, and he handed her over to the broker to cry and the merchants bid higher and higher on her, until the price reached four thousand dinars; whereupon quoth I to myself, ‘I will buy this damsel for our lord the Sultan, whose money was paid for her.’ So I said to Nur al-Din, ‘O my son, sell her to me for four thousand dinars.’ When he heard my words he looked at me and cried, ‘O ill-omened oldster, I will sell her to a Jew or to a Nazarene, but I will not sell her to thee!’ ‘I do not buy her for myself,’ said I, ‘I buy her for our lord and benefactor the Sultan.’ Hearing my words he was filled with rage; and, dragging me off my horse (and I a very old man), beat me unmercifully with his fists and buffeted me with his palms till he left me as thou seest, and all this hath befallen me only because I thought to buy this damsel for thee!” Then the Wazir threw himself on the ground and lay there weeping and shivering. When the Sultan saw his condition and heard his story, the vein of rage started out between his eyes37 and he turned to his body-guard who stood before him, forty white slaves, smiters with the sword, and said to them, “Go down forthright to the house built by the son of Khákán and sack it and raze it and bring to me his son Nur al-Din with the damsel; and drag them both on their faces with their arms pinioned behind them.” They replied, “To hear is to obey;” and, arming themselves, they set out for the house of Nur al-Din Ali. Now about the Sultan was a Chamerlain, Alam38 al-Din Sanjar hight, who had aforetime been Mameluke to Al-Fazl; but he had risen in the world and the Sultan had advanced him to be one of his Chamberlains. When he heard the King’s command and saw the enemies make them ready to slay his old master’s son, it was grievous to him: so he went out from before the Sultan and, mounting his beast, rode to Nur al- Din’s house and knocked at the door. Nur al-Din came out and knowing him would have saluted him: but he said, “O my master this is no time for greeting or treating. Listen to what the poet said,

  ‘Fly, fly with thy life if by ill overtaken!

  Let thy house speak thy death by its builder forsaken!

  For a land else than this land thou may’st reach, my brother,

  But thy life tho’lt ne’er find in this world another.’”39

  “O Alam al-Din what cheer?” asked Nur al-Din, and he answered, “Rise quickly and fly for thy life, thou and the damsel; for Al- Mu’ín hath set a snare for you both; and, if you fall into his hands, he will slay you. The Sultan hath despatched forty sworders against you and I counsel you to flee ere harm can hurt you.” Then Sanjar put his hand to his purse and finding there forty gold pieces took them and gave them to Nur al-Din, saying, “O my lord receive these and journey with them. Had I more I would give them to thee, but this is not the time to take exception.” Thereupon Nur al-Din went in to the damsel and told her what had happened, at which she wrung her hands. Then they fared forth at once from the city, and Allah spread over them His veil of protection, so that they reached the river-bank where they found a vessel ready for sea. Her skipper was standing amidships and crying, “Whoso hath aught to do, whether in the way of provisioning or taking leave of his people; or whoso hath forgotten any needful thing, let him do it at once and return, for we are about to sail”; and all of them saying, “There is naught left to be done by us, O captain!”, he cried to his crew, “Hallo there! cast off the cable and pull up the mooring- pole!”40 Quoth Nur al-Din, “Whither bound, O captain?” and quoth he, “To the House of Peace, Baghdad,” — And Shahrazad perceived the dawn of day and ceased to say her permitted say.

  When it was the Thirty-sixth Night,

  She said, It hath reached me, O auspicious King, that when the skipper answered, “To the House of Peace, Baghdad,” Nur al-Din Ali and the damsel went on board, and they launched the craft and shook out the sails, and the ship sped forth as though she were a bird on wing; even as said one of them and said right well,

  “Watch some tall ship, she’ll joy the sight of thee, * The breeze

  outstripping in her haste to flee;

  As when a bird, with widely-spreading wings, * Leaveth the sky to

  settle on the sea.”

  So the vessel sailed on her fastest and the wind to her was fairest. Thus far concerning them; but as regards the Mamelukes, they went to Nur al-Din’s mansion and, breaking open the doors, entered and searched the whole place, but could find no trace of him and the damsel; so they demolished the house and, returning to the Sultan, reported their proceedings; whereupon quoth he, “Make s
earch for them both, wherever they may be;” and they answered, “Hearing is obeying.” The Wazir Al-Mu’ín had also gone home after the Sultan had bestowed upon him a robe of honour, and had set his heart at rest by saying, “None shall take blood-wreak for thee save I;” and he had blessed the King and prayed for his long life and prosperity. Then the Sultan bade proclaim about the city, “Oyez, O ye lieges one and all! It is the will of our lord the Sultan that whoso happeneth on Nur al-Din Ali son of Al- Fazl bin Khákán, and bringeth him to the Sultan, shall receive a robe of honour and one thousand gold pieces; and he who hideth him or knoweth his abiding place and informeth not, deserveth whatsoever pains and penalties shall befal him.” So all began to search for Nur al-Din Ali, but they could find neither trace nor tidings of him. Meanwhile he and his handmaid sailed on with the wind right aft, till they arrived in safety at Baghdad, and the captain said to them, “This is Baghdad and ’tis the city where security is to be had: Winter with his frosts hath turned away and Prime hath come his roses to display; and the flowers are a- glowing and the trees are blowing and the streams are flowing.” So Nur al-Din landed, he and his handmaid and, giving the captain five dinars, walked on a little way till the decrees of Destiny brought them among the gardens, and they came to a place swept and sprinkled, with benches along the walls and hanging jars filled with water.41 Overhead was a trellis of reed-work and canes shading the whole length of the avenue, and at the upper end was a garden gate, but this was locked. “By Allah,” quoth Nur al-Din to the damsel, “right pleasant is this place!”; and she replied, “O my lord sit with me a while on this bench and let us take our ease.” So they mounted and sat them down on the bench, after which they washed their faces and hands; and the breeze blew cool on them and they fell asleep and glory be to Him who never sleepeth! Not this garden was named the Garden of Gladness42 and therein stood a belvedere hight the Palace of Pleasure and the Pavilion of Pictures, the whole belonging to the Caliph Harun al-Rashid who was wont, when his breast was straitened with care, to frequent garden and palace and there to sit. The palace had eighty latticed windows and fourscore lamps hanging round a great candelabrum of gold furnished with wax- candles; and, when the Caliph used to enter, he would order the handmaids to throw open the lattices and light up the rooms; and he would bid Ishak bin Ibrahim the cup-companion and the slave- girls to sing till his breast was broadened and his ailments were allayed. Now the keeper of the garden, Shaykh Ibrahim, was a very old man, and he had found from time to time, when he went out on any business, people pleasuring about the garden gate with their bona robas; at which he was angered with exceeding anger.43 But he took patience till one day when the Caliph came to his garden; and he complained of this to Harun al-Rashid who said, “Whomsoever thou surprisest about the door of the garden, deal with him as thou wilt.” Now on this day the Gardener chanced to be abroad on some occasion and returning found these two sleeping at the gate covered with a single mantilla; whereupon said he, “By Allah, good! These twain know not that the Caliph hath given me leave to slay anyone I may catch at the door; but I will give this couple a shrewd whipping, that none may come near the gate in future.” So he cut a green palm-frond44 and went up to them and, raising his arm till the white of his arm-pit appeared, was about to strike them, when he bethought himself and said, “O Ibrahim, wilt thou beat them unknowing their case? Haply they are strangers or of the Sons of the Road,45 and the decrees of Destiny have thrown them here. I will uncover their faces and look at them.” So he lifted up the mantilla from their heads and said, “They are a handsome couple; it were not fitting that I should beat them.” Then he covered their faces again and, going to Nur al-Din’s feet, began to rub and shampoo them,46 whereupon the youth opened his eyes and, seeing an old man of grave and reverend aspect rubbing his feet, he was ashamed and drawing them in, sat up. Then he took Shaykh Ibrahim’s hand and kissed it. Quoth the old man, “O my son, whence art thou?”; and quoth he, “O my lord, we two are strangers,” and the tears started from his eyes. “O my son,” said Shaykh Ibrahim, “know that the Prophet (whom Allah bless and preserve!) hath enjoined honour to the stranger;” and added, “Wilt not thou arise, O my son, and pass into the garden and solace thyself by looking at it and gladden thy heart?” “O my lord,” said Nur al-Din, “to whom doth this garden belong?;” and the other replied, “O my son, I have inherited it from my folk.” Now his object in saying this was to set them at their ease and induce them to enter the garden. So Nur al-Din thanked him and rose, he and the damsel, and followed him into the garden; and lo! it was a garden, and what a garden! The gate was arched like a great hall and over walls and roof ramped vines with grapes of many colours; the red like rubies and the black like ebonies; and beyond it lay a bower of trelliced boughs growing fruits single and composite, and small birds on branches sang with melodious recite, and the thousand-noted nightingale shrilled with her varied shright; the turtle with her cooing filled the site; the blackbird whistled like human wight47 and the ring-dove moaned like a drinker in grievous plight. The trees grew in perfection all edible growths and fruited all manner fruits which in pairs were bipartite; with the camphor- apricot, the almond-apricot and the apricot “Khorasani” hight; the plum, like the face of beauty, smooth and bright; the cherry that makes teeth shine clear by her sleight, and the fig of three colours, green, purple and white. There also blossomed the violet as it were sulphur on fire by night; the orange with buds like pink coral and marguerite; the rose whose redness gars the loveliest cheeks blush with despight; and myrtle and gilliflower and lavender with the blood-red anemone from Nu’uman hight. The leaves were all gemmed with tears the clouds had dight; the chamomile smiled showing teeth that bite, and Narcissus with his negro48 eyes fixed on Rose his sight; the citrons shone with fruits embowled and the lemons like balls of gold; earth was carpeted with flowers tinctured infinite; for Spring was come brightening the place with joy and delight; and the streams ran ringing, to the birds’ gay singing, while the rustling breeze upspringing attempered the air to temperance exquisite. Shaykh Ibrahim carried them up into the pavilion, and they gazed on its beauty, and on the lamps aforementioned in the latticed windows; and Nur al-Din, remembering his entertainments of time past, cried, “By Allah, this is a pleasant place; it hath quenched in me anguish which burned as a fire of Ghaza-wood.49 “ Then they sat down and Shaykh Ibrahim set food before them; and they ate till they were satisfied and washed their hands: after which Nur al-Din went up to one of the latticed windows, and, calling to his handmaid fell to gazing on the trees laden with all manner fruits. Presently he turned to the Gardener and said to him, “O Shaykh Ibrahim hast thou no drink here, for folk are wont to drink after eating?” The Shaykh brought him sweet water, cool and pleasant, but he said, “This is not the kind of drink I wanted.” “Perchance thou wishest for wine?” “Indeed I do, O Shaykh!” “I seek refuge from it with Allah: it is thirteen years since I did this thing, for the Prophet (Abhak50 ) cursed its drinker, presser, seller and carrier!” “Hear two words of me.” “Say on.” “If yon cursed ass51 which standeth there be cursed, will aught of his curse alight upon thee?” “By no means!” “Then take this dinar and these two dirhams and mount yonder ass and, halting afar from the wine-shop, call the first man thou seest buying liquor and say to him, ‘Take these two dirhams for thyself, and with this dinar buy me some wine and set it on the ass.’ So shalt thou be neither the presser, nor the buyer, nor the carrier; and no part of the curse will fall upon thee.” At this Shaykh Ibrahim laughed and said, “By Allah, O my son, I never saw one wilier of wit than thou art, nor heard aught sweeter than thy speech.” So he did as he was bidden by Nur al- Din who thanked him and said, “We two are now dependent on thee, and it is only meet that thou comply with our wishes; so bring us here what we require.” “O my son,” replied he, “this is my buttery before thee” (and it was the store-room provided for the Commander of the Faithful); “so go in, and take whatso thou wilt, for there is over and above what thou wantest.�
� Nur al-Din then entered the pantry and found therein vessels of gold and silver and crystal set with all kinds of gems, and was amazed and delighted with what he saw. Then he took out what he needed and set it on and poured the wine into flagons and glass ewers, whilst Shaykh Ibrahim brought them fruit and flowers and aromatic herbs. Then the old man withdrew and sat down at a distance from them, whilst they drank and made merry, till the wine got the better of them, so that their cheeks reddened and their eyes wantoned like the gazelle’s; and their locks became dishevelled and their brightness became yet more beautiful. Then said Shaykh Ibrahim to himself, “What aileth me to sit apart from them? Why should I not sit with them? When shall I ever find myself in company with the like of these two that favour two moons?” So he stepped forward and sat down on the edge of the dais, and Nur al- Din said to him, “O my lord, my life on thee, come nearer to us!” He came and sat by them, when Nur al-Din filled a cup and looked towards the Shaykh and said to him, “Drink, that thou mayest try the taste of it!” “I take refuge from it with Allah!” replied he; “for thirteen years I have not done a thing of the kind.” Nur al-Din feigned to forget he was there and, drinking off the cup, threw himself on the ground as if the drink had overcome him; whereupon Anis al-Jalis glanced at him and said, “O Shaykh Ibrahim see how this husband of mine treateth me;” and he answered, “O my lady, what aileth him?” “This is how he always serveth me,” cried she, “he drinketh awhile, then falleth asleep and leaveth me alone with none to bear me company over my cup nor any to whom I may sing when the bowl goeth round.” Quoth the Shaykh (and his mien unstiffened for that his soul inclined towards her), “By Allah, this is not well!” Then she crowned a cup and looking towards him said, “By my life thou must take and drink it, and not refuse to heal my sick heart!” So he put forth his hand and took it and drank it off and she filled a second and set it on the chandelier and said, “O master mine, there is still this one left for thee.” “By Allah, I cannot drink it;” cried he, “what I have already drunk is enough for me;” but she rejoined, “By Allah, there is no help for it.” So he took the cup and drank; and she filled him a third which he took and was about to drink when behold, Nur al-Din rolled round and sat upright, — And Shahrazad perceived the dawn of day and ceased saying her permitted say.