Daizlei Academy Omnibus Collection

by Kel Carpenter

  I took a few slow steps toward the wreckage. Both sides of my car were slammed inwards. If not for the lack of a top it wouldn’t be accessible at all. However, if I climbed carefully over the sharp, jagged sides, there was a chance I would be able to rummage around to see if the cupcakes were still there.

  I patted my pockets to see if my phone was on me so I could use the flashlight.

  Being hungry and newly-not-dead called for desperate measures.

  Like eating before I decided how I planned to explain this.

  Luckily for me, my phone was still in my pocket. I pressed my thumb down to open it. The lack of signal had me unsure whether this was a good or bad thing. Either way, the flashlight worked.

  Cupcakes, here I come.

  I was just starting to maneuver over the edge of the wreckage when a voice behind me said, “What the hell are you doing?”

  A squeak left me as I jumped, falling sideways into the decrepit remainder of my car. I grunted, sitting up. Intense fluorescent light shined right in my face. I swatted it away, and the flashlight went flying.

  Without the blinding brightness, I could see clearly again. The stranger in front of me was quite a looker. Dark hair. High cheekbones and a strong jaw. Stubble and full lips. I blinked twice, questioning for a moment if it were somehow possible I was still dead.

  Then the blue eyes hardened.

  Definitely not dead, I decided again.

  “Who the fuck are you?” I demanded, pulling myself to my feet.

  “How about we start with what the fuck you’re doing trying to climb into a car that is on fire?” he snapped back.

  My spine straightened, and my eyes narrowed. This guy might be hot, but I was not in the mood. Dying had a way of doing that to a girl. Besides, no one talked to me that way. I was Salem Fucking Kaine. My family practically owned this town.

  Before I could fire off my own vitriol-fueled reply, his eyes flared wide and he looked me up and down. “Wait . . . were you in there?”

  Remembering the blood, I faltered. Lying wasn’t really my specialty, and with the way I looked right now, there really was no getting around it.

  “Yup,” I said, popping the p. Fuck it. It was the truth, after all.

  He blinked, glancing between me and the car like he could come up with a rational explanation for how I was still breathing. Finally, he lifted his icy eyes back to my face. His pupils flared, and his expression softened, just for a second. “Salem?”

  My jaw went slack, and I started to take a step back before I caught myself. I definitely didn’t know this guy, and I hadn’t lived here for over four years. There was no reason he should know my name. Crossing my arms, I cocked a hip and stared up at him, silently demanding an explanation. I wasn’t stupid enough to give him more information without gathering some of my own.

  “You’re Shep’s sister,” he said, his expression hardened once more. “You already missed the funeral. Why come back now?”

  And there it was. The reason I was back in this shithole. Okay, it wasn’t a shithole. Not even close. But I hated it all the same. Ever since I’d crossed the state line into North Carolina, I’d practically choked on the memories that had consumed me. Each one crystalizing my anger and fueling my rage. Damnit, Shep. I fucking told you this would happen.

  “I don’t think that’s any of your business,” I said.

  He glared at me. “Don’t be too sure about that. I mean, I was there, and you weren’t, so—”

  “Finish that sentence. I dare you.” The guy had a good six inches on me, maybe more. And his bicep was about the size of my thigh. Didn’t mean I would hesitate to kick him straight in the dick. He might be bigger than me, but a good nut shot was the world’s best equalizer.

  A muscle ticked in his jaw. He looked about as angry as I felt, but the anger wasn’t directed at me. He let out a sharp exhale and glanced away, staring hard at my car.

  “Do you need a ride?”

  “Uh . . .” I let out a shallow laugh. “I’m not about to get in a strange dude’s car.”

  “I’m hardly a stranger, Salem. Shepard was my best friend.” He said it like it should mean something to me.

  I blinked at him. What did he want? A medal? Or maybe a cookie . . . I got a little distracted at the thought of cookies, my growling stomach taking that moment to make itself known.

  “I might have a bag of M&M’s in my car . . .” he said slowly.

  I narrowed my eyes. “Really? Like that makes it any better?” I asked incredulously. “You’re literally the fucking candy man—”

  “Yeah, well, you totaled your car and you look dead on your feet. I can hear your stomach rumbling. Shepard said you were really into anything chocolate. Since you want to be a brat about this, I figured I could—”

  “What?” I threw both hands up. “Lure me away with candy? Hmm? Did it ever occur to you that I might be waiting on someone?” I asked, crossing my arms over my chest once more.

  “In the woods? By yourself? While you’re doing god knows what in the car…” He lifted an eyebrow, giving me a condescending look.

  I growled under my breath. Of all the people to come across me on my first hour back, it had to be this dickwad.

  This was exactly what I meant about my family and miracles. Blessings didn’t come without a curse. It looked like my way out of here was sexy as all get out and apparently knew my brother. Then he opened his mouth, and all I could think about were better ways to put it to use.

  I ran a hand through my hair, already having forgotten the dried blood that made it stick together. My fingers snagged, and I cursed under my breath.

  “Look,” he said, letting out a sigh. “You’ve clearly had a rough night. I can just give you a ride back to your aunt’s if you want. It’s gotta be better than waiting out here all night until some rando trucker drives through and maybe gives you a ride back to town where you have enough service to actually make a call.” He lifted both hands in surrender and inclined his head.

  I pressed my lips together, debating it.

  Unfortunately for me, he wasn’t wrong.

  “Fine,” I said, moving away from what was left of my car. My black combat boots touched the forest floor and a pop from plastic exploding followed by a squish made my heart sink. Lifting my foot, I looked down where I’d just stepped.

  Two smushed Hostess cupcakes spilled out of their crappy plastic wrapping.

  “Ugh,” I growled under my breath, my fists clenching as I realized what I’d done.

  Stranger Danger beside me cocked his head. “You’re pissed about stepping on shitty processed junk food more than your car? Or, I don’t know—the injuries you likely have?”

  “Shelve the judgment, dude. I can’t control my totaled car. That ship has sailed. I can’t change that I look like I was in a car accident and thrown from the fucking car.” His eyes flashed with something, but I ignored it. “I can’t even control the fact that I’m hungry because I missed dinner. Or how shit my life is right now. All I could control was finding and eating those fucking cupcakes until I figured out what I was going to do.” I was shouting at a guy who looked like a god and that I did not know in the slightest, but I was at my wit’s end tonight. “And apparently—I can’t even fucking do that!”

  He studied me, and it felt like his eyes could see straight through me. I couldn’t recall a time I ever felt more exposed. “Come on; I think I have a jacket you can borrow in the car.”

  Something in his tone took away the fight in me. I was tired, and I really didn’t have a better choice.

  “Okay,” I grumbled. “But there better be some M&M’s.”

  He smirked.

  “Don’t even think about getting handsy,” I warned him, giving him the side-eye. Not that I would mind. The guy looked like he knew what to do with his hands. I just felt better saying it.

  He actually laughed at me. “In your dreams, Salem Kaine.”

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r />   Also by Kel Carpenter

  The Grimm Brotherhood Series:

  Reaper’s Blood (Book One)

  Reaping Havoc (Book Two)

  Reaper Reborn (Book Three)

  Queen of the Damned Series:

  Lucifer’s Daughter (Book One)

  Wicked Games (Book Two)

  Infernal Desires (Book Three)

  Brimstone Nightmares (Book Four)

  The Dark Maji Series:

  Fortune Favors the Cruel (Book One)

  Blessed be the Wicked (Book Two)

  Twisted is the Crown (Book Three)

  For King and Corruption (Book Four)

  Long Live the Soulless (Book Five)

  The Daizlei Academy Series:

  Heir of Shadows (Book One)

  Trial by Heist (Novella)

  Scion of Midnight (Book Two)

  Queen of Lies (Book Three)

  Vessel of Destruction (Book Four)

  About the Author

  Kel Carpenter is a master of werdz. When she’s not reading or writing, she’s traveling the world, lovingly pestering her editor, and spending time with her husband and fur-babies. She is always on the search for good tacos and the best pizza. She resides in Bethesda, MD and desperately tries to avoid the traffic.

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  Acknowledgments

  This was a hard series to write. There’s a lot of people to thank for this series being finished and published today so I’ll keep it short and sweet.

  To my friends that have helped me along the way, thank you for being a family for me these past years.

  To the family that’s chosen to keep me, your support and encouragement over the years is the only reason I’m here today. I love you all and don’t thank you enough for what you’ve done.

  To my husband, none of this could have happened without you. Out of everyone you deserve the greatest thanks and one hell of a Christmas present this year.

  To the readers, thank you for reading. Thank you for sticking with Selena to the end. Thank you for everything.