Never Again

by M. A. Rothman

  Lucy extended her hand and said, “At hassidi?”

  As soon as the woman nodded and shook hands with Lucy, Levi understood. He didn’t speak Hebrew or Yiddish, and he was mildly surprised that Lucy knew any, but he knew enough to realize this Cohen woman was very much out of her element. A Hassid was a follower of an ultra-orthodox Jewish movement. Not the type of people Levi often crossed paths with, but there were plenty of them in Crown Heights, only twenty minutes away. And it explained why she wouldn’t shake his hand, but would shake Lucy’s.

  Because he was a guy.

  Levi smiled, trying to make this woman, who was clearly a bundle of nerves, more comfortable. “I’m sorry, I would offer you a drink, but I know you won’t take it, so how can I help?”

  The woman’s eyes grew shiny as if she were about to start crying. “My Uncle Menachem, he’s a jeweler at a place on Franklin Avenue. He said that you once bought something from him and left with him a promise. Do you remember that?”

  Levi pulled in a deep breath as his mind raced back many years—to when he’d been looking for an engagement ring for his now-deceased wife. “Menachem Shemtov?” he said. “The same Menachem who worked at a jewelry store at Franklin and Park Place?”

  The woman nodded.

  “My God, that was ages ago. Your uncle did this goy a great favor on a purchase. I’m surprised he remembers me. I promised to return the favor someday. What can I do for you?”

  Rivka wrung her hands together with a pained expression. “My husband died four months ago. The police say it was a suicide, but I know that he’d never take his own life.” She screwed up her courage, even though tears began dripping down her cheeks. “They said he was having an affair, but I know that’s impossible too. I have evidence that says so. Can you help me clear his name? It’s very important to me, to our kids, to our family. I don’t have much money, but I can help pay expenses, I think.”

  Levi tried to keep what he was thinking from showing on his face. This wasn’t what he did. And what she’d described made sense. Religious guy has sex with some random, or maybe some not-so-random person, he feels guilty about it, and he kills himself. This situation had disappointment written all over it.

  “What do you mean you have evidence?” Lucy asked.

  Rivka looked back and forth between Lucy and Levi.

  Lucy waved dismissively at Levi and explained, “Don’t worry, we work together.”

  Levi was about to retort when Rivka turned to him and asked, “Do you mind if I just talk to her? This would be much easier for me.”

  He opened his mouth, then closed it.

  Lucy motioned him toward another table. “Give us girls a little space.”

  Feeling slightly annoyed, Levi took his glass of seltzer and sat at another table. He sipped at his drink, focusing his better-than-most hearing on what was being said. Unfortunately, there was just enough background noise in the bar, particularly from a rowdy group at a nearby table laughing and having a good time, that he couldn’t make out what was being said.

  After a minute of whispered conversation between the two women, Lucy clasped hands with Rivka and gave her a sympathetic look. The Jewish woman pulled out an envelope and slid it toward Lucy.

  Levi raised his eyebrows as Lucy peeked into the envelope, nodded at the woman and tucked the envelope inside her jacket pocket.

  What the hell is she getting us into?

  Rivka then stood, kissed Lucy on both cheeks, and walked out of Gerard’s without giving Levi a second look.

  Drinking the last of her scotch and soda, Lucy strolled over to him and planted a kiss on his cheek. “It’s all taken care of.”

  Levi stood. “What’s taken care of? What did you agree to?”

  Lucy dismissed the question with a flippant gesture, then waved at Denny and started toward the door.

  Levi followed. “Lucy. Seriously. What did you just agree to with that woman?”

  She opened the door for him and smiled. “I believe her story, and I told her we’d help.”

  “We?”

  Lucy wrapped her arm around his as they walked out of the bar. “Don’t worry about it. We’ll talk over dinner.”

  ###

  Having set up a breading station on his kitchen counter, Levi dusted the sliced and peeled eggplant with flour, dipped it in egg, and then the seasoned bread crumbs. He glanced at Lucy as she sliced fresh Roma tomatoes for the dinner’s salad. He’d promised to keep her safe, but the only safe places were his apartment building and Denny’s. So instead of a nice dinner out, it was the Amish fixer and the Chinese dragon lady cooking and eating in a mafia-protected apartment—again.

  “So, are you going to tell me what’s up with this Cohen woman? Why did you take her money and agree to help her? The story has loser written all over it.”

  Lucy met his gaze as she laid out the tomatoes on a serving dish and began slicing fresh mozzarella. “Why do you think her case is such a loser?”

  Levi shook his head as he carefully laid the breaded eggplant slices into the hot oil. “I don’t care if he’s a religious guy, when someone’s eye wanders, they can succumb just like anyone else. I’m wagering he shacked up with some lady he worked with, probably not even Jewish, and he felt a huge amount of guilt and offed himself. It happens all the time. That’s why I don’t get why you don’t see that. Guys can be like that. I should know.”

  “Tell me the truth,” Lucy said. She’d put the cheese over the tomatoes and was now thinly slicing red onion. “I’ll wager you never cheated on anyone in your life.”

  Levi’s mind raced to the few times he’d ever been with a woman that wasn’t his wife. He pursed his lips and gave Lucy a sour expression.

  “See!” She laughed. “You haven’t, have you?”

  Levi fished the golden-brown eggplant slices out of the oil and began frying new ones. “No, but I suppose I’ve never been accused of cheating on anyone. If the cops think he was having an affair, there’s probably a reason.”

  “You’re right, but it can’t be sex.”

  “Why’s that?”

  “Rivka and her husband have seven kids, and the only reason they don’t have more is because her husband’s diabetes caused him to not be able to get it up anymore. Rivka said they’d even tried Viagra, and it didn’t work.” Lucy scattered the onions onto the tomato and mozzarella. “She says she has the medical reports to prove it.”

  Levi frowned as he fished the last of the eggplant from the oil and turned off the stovetop burner. “And the cops didn’t take that into consideration? What about the person he supposedly had an affair with? Did they get her testimony?”

  Lucy shrugged as she sprinkled shredded basil over the food she’d just prepared and grabbed a bottle of aged balsamic vinegar. “Like I said, there’s lots of unanswered questions. She’s invited us over for dinner tomorrow. Rivka said she’d give us copies of everything she has, let us look over his home office, and field any of our questions.”

  With a harrumph, Levi picked up the platter of fried eggplant and a pot of freshly made marinara, and headed for the dining room. “Just because it sounds suspicious doesn’t mean we can help with any of it. Don’t I get a say in any of this?”

  Lucy set her plate on the table and began dishing out servings of the caprese salad. “Of course you do. But you just pointed out there’s lots of unanswered questions, this is possibly having to do with a murder cover-up, and it sounded like you owed her family a favor. You’re not the type to go back on your word, so do I really need to ask you if you’re in?”

  Levi put two pieces of perfectly fried eggplant on her plate and spooned some marinara on it. As he served himself as well, he glared at her. She was one of the most frustrating people he’d ever met. “It would be nice,” he said.

  She poured herself a glass of Mondavi white zinfandel and poured him a glass of Perrier. “So? Are you in? Or am I going by myself?”

  They clin
ked glasses. “When are we supposed to head over there?” he asked.

  Lucy smiled, and for a second he forgot that she was a former mobster who was trying to turn over a new leaf. Instead he saw an attractive woman who was intelligent, assertive, and very idiosyncratic. He was never able to guess what was going to come out of her mouth next, and it was exhausting.

  “Before sundown. I guess we should get there at about five-thirty.”

  Levi took a bite of the salad. It needed a sprinkle of salt.

  Lucy nibbled at her own salad and frowned. “I forgot the salt.” She pushed back from the table, got the salt shaker from the kitchen, and sprinkled salt on her salad as well as his. “Try it now, it’ll be better. Oh, and you’ll need to wear your suit.”

  He shook his head and tried to keep the smile from reaching his face. “Yes, ma’am.” He glanced at the tight-fitting white floral dress she was wearing. It hugged her slender curves, and didn’t exactly seem appropriate for a dinner event full of religious people. “And what are you going to wear?”

  “We’ll go shopping in the morning. I know just the outfit. I’ve been eyeing it at Bergdorf’s.”

  ###

  Paulie opened the rear passenger door to the Lincoln Town Car and both Levi and Lucy stepped out.

  Levi shook hands with the huge mobster, who was just a couple inches shy of seven feet tall and built like a bodybuilder. Beside him stood Tom, the mobster who’d ridden shotgun.

  “It’ll probably be a few hours,” Levi said. “You guys can go get dinner or something, I’ll call you when we’re done.”

  Paulie smiled and shook his head. “Not happening.” He pointed at an empty spot on the side of Lincoln Place. “We’ll park there and keep watch on things. The don’s orders.”

  “Okay, I understand. I’ll call when we’re about to finish.” Levi knew better than to argue. Vinnie, the head of the Bianchi family, was aware of the Lucy situation and was taking every precaution possible.

  Levi looked over at Lucy and for the first time took in the details of the outfit she was wearing. She’d said it was a Kay Unger mikado gown, which meant nothing to him, but the long form-fitting dress had an Asian look to his eyes. It was a dark shimmering affair with colored sequin embroidery that reminded him of her dragon tattoo. It had a long slit up the side, revealing hints of her athletic build.

  “You’re going to make some of the rabbis faint with that outfit of yours,” he said.

  “If they are truly godly men, they won’t be looking. And besides, I’ve been eyeing this thing forever, and it finally went on sale. I’m glad you like it.” Lucy wrapped her arm around his and winked. “Let’s go. I’d like to help Rivka with the setup for dinner if she’ll let me.”

  With Paulie and Tom watching, they walked up the steps to the townhome.

  Levi pressed the doorbell, and soon he heard the sound of footsteps. The door opened and an older man with a full white beard greeted them with a curious expression. “Oy vey, Mister Yoder, you haven’t aged a day in what must be twenty years. God has truly blessed you. Do you remember—”

  Levi smiled as he spotted the younger man in the old man in front of him. “Menachem, please call me Levi. Of course I remember you.”

  They hugged and then kissed on both cheeks. Levi motioned to Lucy. “This is my business partner, Lucy.”

  Menachem smiled at Lucy and bowed his head while stepping aside for them to enter. “It’s a pleasure to meet you.”

  “Lucy! Mister Yoder!” Rivka’s voice echoed in the hallway as she rushed toward the door, a smile on her face. “Gut Shabbes to you both. It’s so good that you came, and just in time.”

  Within moments, Rivka had taken Lucy with her to the kitchen, and Menachem had led Levi to the living room where nearly a dozen men had gathered ahead of dinner.

  Menachem cleared his throat and addressed the men. “This is Levi Yoder. He’s the guest I spoke about earlier.”

  The men introduced themselves, and Levi took a seat on one of the wooden chairs.

  The men were dressed in traditional black Jewish garb, fringes of their prayer shawls peeking out from under their formal jackets. All wore a head covering, which Levi knew was called a kippah.

  Levi patted the top of his head and asked, “Should I be wearing a kippah?”

  Most of the men’s eyes widened, but the oldest of the group chuckled and said, “If you wouldn’t mind wearing a yarmulke, I think that would be very nice.” He fished from his pocket a hand-sized circular head covering with Hebrew letters sewn into it and handed it to Levi.

  “I might be a goy, but I’ve lived in New York long enough to know there are some traditions I should respect.” Levi put the prayer cap on, and the mood lightened as the men began talking about their day.

  Suddenly, what seemed to be an endless stream of kids raced through the room with an older child chasing after them and yelling, “Get cleaned up for Shabbat, we only have fifteen minutes!”

  Menachem pulled his chair up alongside Levi’s, patted him on the back, and whispered, “We’ll talk more after dinner.”

  ###

  The main dining room wasn’t big enough for everyone to be seated, so the tables spanned past the dining room, into the kitchen, and into the next room as well. Levi had been seated beside Zalman, the eldest of the Cohen family, and the one who’d handed him his kippah, who sat at its head. Lucy was at the far end of the table—still in the dining room—smiling as she interacted with the other women, many of whom were helping with the nearly two dozen kids gathered.

  Zalman stood, and all three rooms quickly quieted. “We have guests today who might otherwise be confused by the significance of this day, so it is a mitzvah, a blessing, for us all to help them at least understand why we do what we do.

  “Tonight is the beginning of Shabbat, the seventh day of the week. The prayers that follow will recount how the Almighty rested on the seventh day and sanctified it. We will then have a blessing over the wine and a blessing thanking the Almighty for giving us this day of rest.”

  Zalman lifted a cup of nearly overflowing wine and focused on the sabbath candles flickering on the table. They’d been lit by Rivka earlier. In a deep voice he began to say some prayers.

  “Yom Ha-shi-shi. Va-y'chu-lu Ha-sha-ma-yim v'ha-a-retz, v'chawl^ts'va-am.

  “Va-y'chal e-lo-him ba-yom ha-sh'vi-i, m'lach-to a-sher a-sa

  “Va-yish-bot ba-yom ha-sh'vi-i, mi-kawl^m'lach-to a-sher a-sa.

  “Va-y'va-rech e-lo-him et yom ha-sh'vi-i, va-y'ka-deish o-to ki vo sha-vat mi-kawl^m'lach-to a-sher ba-ra e-lo-him la-a-sot.”

  The man next to Levi showed him a prayer book written in English, and pointed to the translation of what Zalman was saying.

  The sixth day. And the heavens and the earth and all their hosts were completed. And God finished by the Seventh Day His work which He had done, and He rested on the Seventh Day from all His work which He had done. And God blessed the Seventh Day and made it holy, for on it He rested from all His work which God created to function.

  As Zalman’s prayer rang through the home, Levi looked at everyone around the table. They were all mouthing the same words, with their heads slightly bowed.

  They then prayed over the wine, and finally over the bread. And then it was time to eat.

  He glanced at Lucy, and their eyes met. She smiled and gave him a wink.

  There was a wholesome feel to this gathering. It reminded him of his Amish upbringing in some ways. Even though he’d left his Amish community when he was eighteen and had never really looked back, he’d also never outright rejected formal religion as a groundwork for beliefs. These people believed in what they practiced, as did his family, and that was something he could relate to, even if he didn’t share in the day-to-day practices of either of them.

  Menachem handed him a piece of the braided egg bread that was traditional for the Sabbath. “I wonder,” he said, “do you like gefilte fish?”

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bsp; Levi shrugged. “I don’t know what a gefilte is, but I like fish. I’ll try anything that you put in front of me.”

  Zalman leaned over with an amused expression. “It’s okay if you don’t like it. I’m not a fan either.”

  And that started a heated debate over gefilte fish that led to other amusing discussions that occupied the better part of two hours.

  ###

  After dinner, Rivka led Levi, Lucy, and Menachem up the narrow stairs to a closed door. She pulled a key from a hidden pocket in her dress and unlocked the door. “This is Mendel’s office. It hasn’t been touched since the break-in. Please, have a seat.”

  Lights automatically turned on as they entered the room. Levi had learned during his visit that this was a feature in some Orthodox Jewish households.

  Levi followed Menachem and Lucy into a cramped study filled with a large desk. It was a working office, that was obvious. Two of the walls had built-in shelves crammed with books. Nothing fancy, just lots of books on random topics, including an Encyclopedia Britannica from 1969 that occupying one entire shelf. Many of the books had Hebrew letters on their binders.

  Levi turned to Rivka. “Can you start from the beginning? What exactly did your husband do?”

  She closed the door to the office. “He was a consumer reporter. It was his passion.” She smiled, looking much calmer than she had at the bar. “It was how we met many years ago.”

  “What kind of things did he report on? And where? Was it for TV stations, the newspaper…?”

  “Mostly newspaper, but sometimes he’d be interviewed on television. When he started, he had a column in the local papers.” She blushed and pursed her lips. “You’ll probably think it’s silly, but back then he would investigate kosher restaurants and report any violations or questionable behaviors so that others would be warned. That eventually led to him reporting on international food imports and exports, and that’s when the Intelligencer picked him up.”

  The Intelligencer was a huge newspaper with millions of daily readers. “Is that where he worked most recently?” Levi asked.

  “Yes. And he became agitated about things at work, and I suppose that’s what you want to know about. He told me about some of it. Over the last couple years, he’d noticed how some of his work was being edited to remove names, or it was not being run at all, even though the local editor had given his approval.”