"Charlie's Cat Tails" By: Charlie
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Monkeys and Banjos
You know, I'm a simple house cat. *Ahem* Sorry, professional House Cat…
So how did I end up in a van with a traveling monkey band? After my comedy show here in San Francisco, they messaged me and asked me if I would go on tour with them. The deal was: I would be the opening act for their next three shows. They were originally from The Jungles of BuBu (They love me there), They traveled all the way from THERE to HERE in San Francisco. The Band told me to meet them outside the famous Mophop mall, where their van pulled up on the wet pavement (it rained the previous night), soaking my tuxedo and my trusty briefcase. It was embarrassing to say the least. But they apologized as they loaded my briefcase and me up into the smelly vehicle. "Sorry for the soaking bro."