I Am Gamer
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“Something that we aren’t supposed to see for another six months…” I whispered.
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I
AM
GAMER
AFTERWORD
Thank you everyone for reading I Am Gamer. I hope you all enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. This is a new world and creating it and sharing it with all of you is a blessing. If you don’t mind please leave a review on Amazon and Goodreads. The more reviews the better the book sales and the more I can write. Please check out my Patreon every little bit helps!
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GANJA PRIEST
Everyone comes to the magic kingdom. They don’t call it magic for nothing, the happiest place on earth? Well, that depends on you. Did you leave alive, dead, or none of the above? What does that mean you ask? If you have to ask, that means you made it through in one piece. It means your family didn’t lose anyone. It means you are not dead. It means the truth is still hidden for you. Count yourself lucky. Some people leave the Kingdom changed forever. They now know that things the things that go bump in the night are real. They know that evil is real, they know to be scared. That darkness isn’t our friend. Sometimes, the scariest place is the one where we feel the safest.
But, for you, the happy ones, the ones who come and ride the rides and drink the Kool-Aid, thank whatever gods you believe in that you made it because others don’t. For those that don’t make it, that is where I come in. Oh, I’m sorry, I haven’t introduced myself. My name is Lawrence Wrath they call me the GP, no not general practitioner. I’m the Ganja Priest, and if you are lucky enough to know me, then your welcome, I’m glad I could save your life.
People say New Orleans is the ghost capital of the United States. That is true, they do have the most ghosts it is an old ass city with lots creepy ass shit. Old magic, old monsters live there. But, like humans, where do the younger monsters go? Where do the Millennials hangout? They go to the cool spots, the trendy places, and the scene for the supernatural is in one place.
Welcome to the Tragic Kingdom, as us locals call it, a place where vampires and werewolves call home, where those myths legends aren’t a fantasy but a reality.
Come on, do you really think that guy created all those things himself? No, every one of those stories comes from our history. That idiot Walt, decided hey, let me build a place, where every monster and evil POS ever can congregate in plain fucking sight! Sorry, let me calm down a bit. It is a very passionate subject for me. Let’s backtrack a little bit.
Back in the fifties a dumb ass we shall refer too as King Fucking Ding-a-ling, or WD for short, had a brilliant idea. He would create a world where magic was real and dreams could come true. Sounds great right? It was great for the first few years. But, as his world grew more famous news spread to the supernatural. First, it wasn’t so bad. The fairy and fairy kin came, your dwarves, elves, and gnomes. What you would call ‘good’ races came first. By good, I mean like us, just kind of normal people. Everything was fine, until the ‘bad’ races came, your trolls, goblins, gremlins, and orcs. Even then it wasn’t the end of the world.
It was at this time that WD and company started to figure things out. The funny thing was the timing was perfect. It was Vietnam. America became embroiled in a war abroad and had civil unrest at home. I won’t get into the politics and stuff, but this was the reprieve that WD needed. The Kingdom was built in 1955 the same year the war in Vietnam started. The Company, as they are now known, used this time to implement the plan that WD and his top cohorts had come up with. Instead of closing the Kingdom down like a sane and rational person due to the amount of horrible things that had come to steal, eat, or kill, not necessarily in that order, human beings. No, they turned their staff into the most formidable and well trained army in the history of humanity.
You have to give it to the old bugger. He used the American and Russian military machines to help create his private army. His idea was to recruit all the best veterans returning from the war. It was a win-win situation. South East Asia was and still is one of the largest hot beds for the supernatural world. As a rule of thumb, any place that has low or minimal technology, basically, the third world, are teeming with the things we call imaginary. Ask yourselves, why do these people still believe in ghosts and monsters? Because they still see them on the daily.
It’s easy for you to deny something you have never seen, but what if you see it? What if your mom or dad or sister was taken or killed? What if your husband turned into a vampire or werewolf? Who is going to believe you? Not most of the world. The civilized world doesn’t believe in myths and legends. Why… when we have so many references and tales of the things that go bump in the night, you’d think that someone would make the connection. Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on who you ask, humans are extremely capable of ignoring anything that doesn’t fit in with their world view. Just ask the Democrats and the Republicans.
Where was I? Sorry, foggy memory sometimes, toke, toke, and all that. By the time the war had begun wrapping up around 1962 WD had recruited the core for his Company. He paid top dollar for the best that the U.S. military could offer, it wasn’t till later that he started recruiting foreign members.
With a trained and battle tested core who had already faced the supernatural in Vietnam, just ask the survivors to tell you some of those horror stories, they began the implementation of phase one of ‘Whose House? Mouse’s House!’, and started to systematically clear the theme park. It was a blood bath! At first the Company forces died by the score, the first assaults into Adventure Island were horrendous. It was like a mini Bay of Pigs.
Humans are adaptable mother fuckers though. We learn and adapt. The original members or The Core, were the baddest and toughest SOB’s around. Not to mention, smart and cunning. People have this idea that the military is full of idiots. There is this common misconception that people who join the military can’t hack it in the real world, so to speak.
Thank you again for taking the time to read my books. I appreciate it from the bottom of my heart.
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Table of Contents
I AM GAMER Book 1 By: Gabriel L. Rathweg
TABLE OF CONTENTS
I AM GAMER
TRACK 1 – BLISTER IN THE SUN – VIOLENT FEMMES
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p; TRACK 2 – STORY OF MY LIFE – SOCIAL DISTORTION
TRACK 3 – BITCH, DON’T KILL MY VIBE – KENDRICK LAMAR
TRACK 4 – BITTER SWEET SYMPHONY – THE VERVE
TRACK 5 – HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN – THE ANIMALS
TRACK 6 – GOT YOUR MONEY (FEAT. KELIS) – OL’ DIRTY BASTARD, KELIS, RICH TRAVALI
TRACK 7 – CHELSEA DAGGER – THE FRATELLIS
TRACK 8 – WILD WILD LIFE – TALKING HEADS
TRACK 9 – YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE – NEW RADICALS
TRACK 10 – ONE MORE TIME – DAFT PUNK
TRACK 11 – YOUNG FOLKS – PETER BJORN AND JOHN
TRACK 12 – SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL – THE ROLLING STONES
TRACK 13 – UNDONE-THE SWEATER SONG – WEEZER
TRACK 14 – WHERE IT’S AT – BECK
TRACK 15 – IN THE MEANTIME – SPACEHOG
TRACK 16 – THE START OF SOMETHING – VOXTROT
TRACK 17 – THE KIDS DON’T STAND A CHANCE (CHROMEO REMIX) – VAMPIRE WEEKEND
TRACK 18 – WALK THIS WAY – RUN-D.M.C., AEROSMITH
TRACK 19 – SUNDAY MORNING – MAROON 5
TRACK 20 – ALL THESE THINGS THAT I’VE DONE – THE KILLERS
TRACK 21 – POSSUM KINGDOM – TOADIES
TRACK 22 – HANDLEBARS – FLOBOTS
TRACK 23 – IF I HAD $1,000,000 – BARENAKED LADIES
TRACK 24 – COOL IT NOW – NEW EDITION
TRACK 25 – CRY BABY – JANIS JOPLIN
TRACK 26 – DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTER – GETO BOYS
TRACK 27 – THINKING OUT LOUD – ED SHEERAN
TRACK 28 – STAND BY ME – FLORENCE + THE MACHINE
TRACK 29 – CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA – OASIS
TRACK 30 – POOL PARTY – THE AQUABATS
TRACK 31 – REDBONE – CHILDISH GAMBINO
TRACK 32 – TURN IT UP/FIRE IT UP (REMIX) – BUSTA RHYMES
TRACK 33 – WHAT’S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH? – R.E.M.
TRACK 34 – GOT YOU (WHERE I WANT YOU) – THE FLYS
TRACK 36 – COMMON PEOPLE – PULP
TRACK 37 – I FEEL IT COMING – THE WEEKEND, DAFT PUNK
TRACK 38 – MAYOR OF SIMPLETON – XTC
TRACK 39 – 1979 – THE SMASHING PUMPKINS
TRACK 40 – SOME KIND OF WAY – JIDENNA
TRACK 41 – GET LUCKY – DAFT PUNK, PHARRELL WILLIAMS, NILE RODGERS
TRACK 42 – DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY – VAN HALEN
TRACK 43 – BAD ROMANCE – LADY GAGA
TRACK 44 – D’YER MAK’ER – LED ZEPPLIN
TRACK 45 – GRENADE (PASSION PIT REMIX) – BRUNO MARS, PASSION PIT
TRACK 46 – GANGSTER TRIPPIN – FATBOY SLIM
TRACK 47 – MOVE THIS (SHAKE THAT BODY) – TECHNOTRONIC
TRACK 48 – GROOVY KIND OF LOVE – PHIL COLLINS
EPILOGUE TRACK – RILL RILL – SLEIGH BELLS
END BOOK 1 I AM GAMER
AFTERWORD