The Holidays Series

by Tara Sivec

  “Slim to none,” I immediately reply, placing my hands on top of his, our smiles broadening when we feel a little kick from inside my belly.

  “At least you’re honest,” Sam laughs.

  “I’m always honest about the craziness of my family. Just remember, you signed up for this shit. You agreed to take me for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, and to protect me from clowns for the rest of your life.”

  “I don’t remember the clown part of our vows,” Sam muses.

  “It’s a recent addendum. So get your ass moving and get me the hell away from these things or I’ll take you with me when I get on the bus to crazy town.”

  To read The Pumpkin was Stuffed, head over to Tara’s website:

  http://tarasivec.com/book/the-pumpkin-was-stuffed/

  Acknowledgments

  Thank you to Scheva Hurm for letting me turn you into a character who is a hot mess. Although you don’t really have a choice in the matter at this point. I bet you’re wishing you’d never bid on that charity auction item to have a character named after you. #schevaheartsherpes

  Thank you to Michelle Kannan, C.C. Wood, Valerie Potjeau & Jessica Prince for reading the insanity of the Holidays family while I wrote them, and for not wanting to end our friendship immediately.

  Thank you to all the readers who fell in love with a standalone Christmas story so much, that I had no other choice but to turn that crazy thing into a series! I’m sorry that you’re all probably going to hell now after reading this series.

  Last but not least, thank you to my Tramps for being the most supportive and bat shit crazy fans ever!