Petty Crimes & Head Cases

by Lola Beatlebrox

  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

  Copyright 2015 by Lola Beatlebrox

  All rights reserved.

  ISBN (Print): 978-1-73341-340-4

  ISBN (eBook): 978-1-73341-341-1

  Acknowledgements

  The author wishes to thank Tracy Lemon, owner of On the Fringe Salon in Heber, Utah, for fixing my head and my hair lo these many years. I watched Tracy’s salon grow from a one-woman business to the thriving stylist spa she runs today. She has reviewed this manuscript and any errors in hairstyling technique are solely mine. All opinions of the characters in this book do not reflect the opinions of the real Tracy. Thank you, Tracy, for the fictitious use of your name. May you prosper forever.

  Thank you also to my friend Patti Larrabee for arranging the review of an early manuscript by her book club including Sharon Bauman, Holly Carrier, Jan Coen, Kathy Heffron, Margo Shirley, and Samantha Walters. And, yes, the wine was lovely.

  Brooke McIntyre, founder and concierge extraordinaire of inkedvoices.com deserves a huge shout-out. Her unique virtual writing workshop groups provide invaluable feedback. These wonderful writers have waded through my manuscript over the past four years: “Fast Track,” Scott Alumbaugh, Aiko Elizabeth, Sheryl Tara Saunders McLean-Houle. “Historical Fiction Writers,” Sondra Bateman, Blue, Gloria Bond, Maureen, Bess Trout, Amanda Witow. “Novel Review,” Kelly Horn, Mike Marks, Stu Newman, Elizabeth Rourke, and Rose Wachowski.

  I am grateful to my professional editor Linda Cashdan of the Word Process for her thoughtful suggestions for strengthening the story and plot line.

  Thank you to the Park City Police Department for offering Citizen’s Police Academy. Officer Terry Knechtel brought me up to speed in the many concerns of law enforcement.

  My deepest appreciation goes to Sheriff Justin Martinez of the Summit County Sheriff’s Department and Deputies Wilkinson, Daley and Bates for their review of the manuscript for technical accuracy. Any errors or omissions are mine and mine alone.

  Finally, thank you to the fine police officers and deputies everywhere who keep us safe and respond to crises everyday with courage, courtesy, and community policing.

  Contents

  Case 1 When Spiderman Goes to Maverik®

  Case 2 Bells at the Crossing

  Case 3 A Maddening Adjustment

  Case 4 The Cat in the Suitcase

  Case 5 Floating Away

  Case 6 Officer Down

  Case 7 Going Postal

  Case 8 ‘Til Death Do Us Part

  Case 9 Big Brother

  Case 1

  When Spiderman Goes to Maverik®

  I always knew I’d do anything to help my husband through life, but I never thought I’d solve crimes for him. My name is Tracy Lemon and I’m married to a policeman. The morning after Carl applied for a promotion to detective, we woke at dawn and snuggled as usual.

  I love the moments when it’s just the two of us. The house is quiet—our son, Jamie, isn’t up yet. We talk and cuddle and talk some more.

  “I think I know how to get you the detective job,” I said.

  “How?”

  “People tell me things. If you solve more crimes than the competition, of course the chief will give you the job.”

  Carl burst out laughing. “Hairdressers don’t solve crimes, Tracy.”

  “Why not?” I said.

  “It’s about good police work—following leads and using resources.”

  I pulled away from him. “And I’m not a good resource?”

  “Of course you are, but—”

  “Oh, I see. You think I listen to gossip all day.”

  “I didn’t say that—”

  “Listen, smarty pants. I’ll bet I can solve the next crime in town before you do.”

  “Not likely.”

  “You’ll see.”

  “All right, you’re on.”

  I jumped on top of him and his eyes lit up.

  “I think you’re on, too,” I said.

  “Better turn the lock.”

  Twenty minutes later, there was a pounding on our bedroom door. “Mommy! Why won’t this door open?”

  Why indeed?

  Carl slipped out from under me and grabbed a robe. “Hey, sport,” he said, disappearing down the hall.

  “Look!” our eight-year-old announced. “Spiderman has a cape. Now he can fly!”

  The world’s most famous arachnoid zoomed onto my bedspread. His new red cape was made from my Holiday Napkin Set for Six.

  “Jamie!” My voice was sharp. “Why didn’t you ask Mommy if you could use her napkins?”

  “I tried to.” His lower lip quivered. “But the door was locked.”

  Of course. I took a deep breath. “Okay, sweetheart. Get ready for school.”

  Jamie ran out just as Carl returned, dressed in his uniform. The phone dinged and Carl picked up his cell. “The chief wants a hair appointment right away,” Carl said, looking up from the screen. “He’s going on TV.”

  “What for?”

  “He doesn’t say.”

  “Mrs. Oscar is my eight-thirty,” I said. “He can come at nine.”

  Texts dinged for a few more seconds.

  “The chief wants Mrs. Oscar’s spot,” Carl said, “but nine’ll do.”

  Two hours later I drove to work. The Citrus Salon is well-known in my town. Everybody comes to see me. People in our little western city have hair problems, money problems, and family problems. They drive pickup trucks and SUVs. There are as many cows as birds, and our Main Street is always clogged with tankers coming from the oil fields to the east.

  I turned onto the road leading to the wealthier side of town, parked under my “Walk-Ins Welcome” sign, and unlocked the front door. Breezing past the front desk where the screen saver pulsed, I headed for the workroom to consult my client notebook.

  This is my Bible, so to speak, my Life, my Guide. It contains every notation on all the customers I’ve ever had—their personal data, their cuts, their color formulas, their hopes, their fears. I also keep data on birthdays, marital status, and children. I jot down notes after every appointment so I can remember their last vacation or when their daughter got married or why their son got in trouble in school.

  I flipped to the page on Mrs. Oscar. Age: 85. 7 children; 15 grandchildren. Owns 5 gas stations. Hairstyle: Marceled - a tight wavy style, popular in the 1930s. Or was it the 20s? I turned on the curling iron and readied the deep conditioning spray.

  Mrs. Oscar arrived at the stroke of half past eight. “The weather is too cruel,” she said.

  Temperature that month was in the sixties. Fair skies. No wind. “What’s the matter?” I asked.

  “We have a tank leak,” she said, handing me her coat. “One of our underground gas tanks. Buried below the frost line, but still sprang a leak. Those frigid temperatures this winter did the thing in.”

  I suspected poor welds and corrosion, but who was I to tell her so?

  “The gas station must close for two days while we replace it,” she said. “We’ll lose thousands of dollars.”

  I wished my business had thousands to lose in just two days, but heads are worth less than cars.

  “We’ll get you all fixed up,” I said, as I seated her in my stylist’s chair and swathed her in pink crepe. She looked dainty in that cape; it matched her complexion, the white of her hair, and her buffed nails.

  She peered up at me and smiled. “Oh, Tracy, you do take care of me.”

  I marcel her hair. No one m
arcels anymore but I do.

  She smiled with her crinkly eyes and waved her hand at me. I gave her a magazine. Modern Trends. She looked at me as if I’d lost my mind. I laughed and reached for the book she always reads—Solitary Séance: How You Can Talk with Spirits on Your Own. I ordered it from Amazon. She nestled into it and I went to work.

  The chief arrived.

  I could hear him in my salon living room, barreling into the sofa, then crashing into my table of Pretty Perky Pamper lotions. They clattered to the floor. I heard him open the closet door where he always hangs his suit coat and button-down.

  He appeared in my workroom wearing a T-shirt and brandishing his sidearm. He laid the pistol on the counter. I checked that the safety was on. He opened a drawer, put his service weapon next to my combs and brushes, and shut it with a slam.

  “Chief Fortdoux,” said Mrs. Oscar. She pronounced the name as everyone does—Fort Dukes. It gives him a cowboy air.

  The Chief nodded. “Mrs. Oscar.” He might begrudge her the first appointment, but he was polite all the same. “How are the children?”

  “Just fine.”

  The Chief grasped my second stylist’s chair as if it were a petty thief trying to spin away and lowered his body onto the Naugahyde. “And your grandkids?”

  “Getting good grades.”

  As Mrs. Oscar’s waves re-emerged, her eyes twinkled at me in the mirror. Then she pinned her vision onto Chief Fort Dukes whose reflection stared back at her. He looked a little alarmed, but then the chief always looks that way.

  “What in heaven’s name went on at the Maverik gas station last night?” she said, her voice shrill but commanding. She was a citizen with an interest.

  “We’re investigating—”

  “Don’t give me the Channel Five speech, give me the facts.”

  “Male in a Spiderman mask pointed a handgun at the cashier and forced her to open the cash register. He gave the cashier a backpack and told her to drop in the cash. Cigarettes too. Then he pulled the phone cord from the wall, knocked the girl out, and dragged her into the beer cooler. He put as many beers in the backpack as he could and left her inside.”

  “And what are you doing about it?”

  “I’m—”

  “How are you going to protect us and our gas stations?”

  I’ll never understand how Mrs. Oscar, who looks like a kind and innocent grandmother, could make our big police chief tremble. But she did.

  “There’s an all-points bulletin out. We have the security camera video on the internet. The TV stations are showing it.”

  “I’ve seen that video,” Mrs. Oscar said. “Quite a costume. Spiderman! All covered up. Boots, gloves, mask, hoodie. It could be anyone in there.” She fixed her cold stare on him. “And no fingerprints?”

  “No.”

  “So?”

  The chief looked miserable.

  I finished Mrs. Oscar’s tight waves with a cloud of hairspray, whisked off the pink cape, and gave her the hand mirror. She admired the back. Then I led her to the front desk and tapped my computer keys. Without lowering her voice, she said, “You know that chief of police is a buffoon.”

  “Everyone knows that.” I whispered, even though the chief was hard of hearing.

  “But he’s your husband’s boss,” she said.

  “Yes,” I said, “and I can’t forget it.”

  “So give him a haircut on the house.” She handed me an extra twenty.

  I laughed and took the bill.

  She put Solitary Séance on the counter.

  “The only way to solve this case is for you to go home and consult the spirits,” I said.

  “I have a better solution,” she said, pretending to shoot me with her forefinger. “I’ve bought each of our cashiers a Colt .45.”

  I clutched my heart as she sailed out the door. I wouldn’t want to be a robber in her convenience store.

  Back in the salon chair, the chief looked grumpy.

  “Nothing like a sweet old lady to put you in a good mood,” I said.

  “Humph.”

  “She’s paid for your haircut.” I put the twenty on the counter.

  “Now I’ll owe her at Rotary,” he said. “She’ll tell this story and I’ll owe some Happy Bucks.”

  “How close are you to finding the guy?”

  “It’s a needle in a haystack.”

  I spun his chair around and draped him in a black cape with a yellow towel at the collar. He looked like the Caped Crusader.

  “The same cut as last time?”

  “Yes.”

  I set to work, snipping his short hair much shorter. “The guy was wearing a Spiderman mask. Surely that’s unique.”

  “Do you know how many Spiderman masks have been sold at Walmart?”

  I didn’t answer. Obviously a lot. I snipped some more.

  He looked at me, then at his reflection in the mirror. “Maverik’s a big chain. They can handle the loss.”

  “Probably.”

  “They get hit all the time. Do you know how many robberies they’ve had in big cities alone? Go on the web sometime and see.”

  “The guys are never caught?”

  “Rarely.”

  I squinted at the back of his neck. Things were looking good. I held the hand mirror up so he could see the back. He pointed at the sideburns. “Clean ‘em up.”

  I got out my electric barber’s shaver and used the sideburn trimmer. All military. Spit spot. I was glad he didn’t ask me to do a Flat Top.

  “Now do the makeup,” he said.

  I applied some concealer around his raccoon eyes, then a ruddy foundation. “How’s that?”

  He got up before I could take off the cape and towered over me looking like Batman without a mask. He pulled at the towel around his collar and dumped the whole covering on the floor.

  “The TV reporter’s going to be in my office in six minutes.” He plucked his gun out of the drawer, went to the closet, put everything he took off back on, and stomped out the door.

  I watched his retreating back from the front door window. Then I went into the rear of the salon and swept up his hair. The twenty I left on the counter was gone. In its place was a five dollar bill.

  My tip.

  My 11:30 appointment was a guy named Harry. He was nice-looking in a gangly kind of way. Non-descript features. No beard. Brown hair. Adam’s apple sticking out over the hand towel I wrapped around his neck, his lean body hidden by the sable-brown nylon cape that reached down toward the floor.

  “Did you hear about the robbery at the Maverik gas station?” he asked.

  “The chief was just here.” I chipped away at his layers.

  “The cashier’s a friend of mine. I just came from the hospital. Her name’s April.”

  “From the sound of it, she was nearly frozen.”

  “She had hypothermia.”

  “I’ll bet.” I turned his chair and went for the right side of his head. I use the feathering technique. I hold a section of hair up between the second and third fingers of my left hand and chip into the hair as if I’m cutting out snowflakes in construction paper.

  “April says the gunman had paint spatters on the toes of his shoes,” he said.

  “The chief didn’t tell me that.”

  “I don’t think April told him,” he said. “The chief talks a lot.”

  “But April told you.”

  “I listen.”

  I turned the chair again and snipped away at his left side.

  “April said she was mopping up some mess by the all-night coffee stand,” he said. “The guy grabbed her and put the gun muzzle right up to her chin.”

  “She must have been scared.”

  “She was petrified.” He paused and his voice lowered in that way a client’s voice does when revealing a confidence. “She was crying in my arms. It felt good to be needed. I’d like to say we’re together, but I’m afraid April has other ideas.”

  “Sounds like you’re sad about th
at.”

  “A little.”

  I fluffed up his hair. Tiny chipped hair pieces rained down. I gave him a final comb-through. “Blow dry today?”

  “Naw. I gotta get back to work.”

  I picked up the hand mirror. “Take a look at the back?”

  He raised his arm out from under the cape and waved the mirror away. “I trust you.”

  I removed the towel and pulled the cape off.

  He rose from the chair and reached into his pocket. His hand re-emerged with a roll of bills. “Twenty-five?”

  “Yes.”

  He peeled off a twenty and a ten. “See you next month.”

  “So long, Harry.”

  “Bye, Tracy.”

  I only had a few minutes before my next appointment. No time for a cup of tea. Just a quick pee.

  I came out of my powder room as Mrs. Alcott entered the salon. My powder room is designed for people like her. My hand towels are plush cotton terries. She can use a new one each time she goes in and drop it in a laundry basket afterwards. I have scent sticks in there so the air is “Clean Linen.” There’s a porcelain sink with a faucet that looks like an old-fashioned English farm spout. And there’s a gilt mirror so Mrs. Alcott can check to see if she still looks fifty going on thirty-five.

  If I could guarantee all customers her age look thirty-five, I would have a salon in a fancy metropolis instead of this little old western city.

  “Mrs. Alcott,” I said. “May I take your coat?”

  She shrugged it off and I hung it in the closet. She wouldn’t want to see it on a coat rack; that would be low-class.

  “May I get you some organic tea? Water? A probiotic drink?”

  “Tea, Tracy dear. With honey.”

  I handed her some magazines and fixed the tea with two teaspoons of honey just the way she liked it. When I brought it back, she was reading an article in Architectural Digest.

  I subscribe to that and Interiors for customers like Mrs. Alcott. They wouldn’t be caught dead reading People or Cosmopolitan or even House Beautiful. Those are for ordinary people.

  I put her china cup and saucer on the table in front of the sofa and picked up my Client Notebook. On Mrs. Alcott’s page, it said: Natural level: 6 Highlight: Naturlite White Powder (1 scoop) mixed with 10 vol developer (2 scoops). These were the notes from the month before: House renovation. Looking for contractor.