Shoot to Thrill
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Grace blew out breath. ‘Not that I know of. They’re just trying to get something in place the locals can use before they bring everybody on board, which is where Monkeewrench comes in. And if you want to know anything more, you can come back to the kitchen instead of standing out here being a puke. I’ve got things on the stove.’
Magozzi blinked as she stomped away down the hall. Puke?
He walked into the kitchen and was immediately assaulted by food aromas that mellowed his mind. He’d read somewhere that the most sexually stimulating aroma for a man was cinnamon, but all he could smell was garlic, which probably was a good indicator of the way the night was going to go. ‘You have something to drink?’
‘Wine? Beer?’
‘Something stronger.’
She set a whiskey, straight up, at the wooden table and sat down next to him. ‘Bad day?’
Magozzi sipped at the whiskey before he spoke again. ‘We had a floater.’
‘Makes it easier. Less personal.’
‘Homicide?’
‘No. Anant called just before I left the office. No bruising, hyoid bone intact, blood alcohol through the roof. It’s off our desk, just not out of our minds yet. Plus, Tommy gave us a look at the Cleveland homicide video, which didn’t do a whole lot to make the day brighter.’
‘Shall I try to cheer you up?’
‘Go for it.’
‘Harley’s got a Fed in his house.’
Magozzi actually smiled. ‘Dead?’
‘Not yet. He’s going to work with us on the software the Bureau wants us to create.’
‘Which is?’
‘They want a program to separate staged death scenes on the Web from the real thing.’
‘Sounds impossible.’
Grace shrugged. ‘We’ve got some ideas. The agent brought us the classified films and files, and a huge stack of fringe sites that pop in and out on the Net we have to look at. It’s creepy stuff, Magozzi, especially the fetish sites.’
He nodded. ‘We saw a few of those at the Cyber Crimes happy golf weekend last spring. Sex stuff, sadomasochism, like that.’
‘It’s a lot worse than that. People are acting out murders on instant messaging, taking turns being the victim and the killer …’
‘How do you act out a murder on instant messaging?’
Grace made a sour-pickle face. ‘It’s really depraved. They
‘Jesus.’
‘Yeah. And as disgusting as the texting is, the photos are worse, especially on the specific fetish sites. There’s one totally dedicated to drowning, by the way.’
Magozzi reached for his whiskey to get the bad taste of sick people out of his mouth. ‘Yeah, well, let me know if you run across film of someone holding a bride underwater.’
Charlie pushed his nose under Magozzi’s arm, demanding attention, shifting the focus from all the weirdness in the world to more important things, like getting your ears scratched. ‘Good old Charlie,’ Magozzi bent to give him a doggy massage, and then realized that Grace hadn’t said anything for a while. He looked up to see her staring at him. ‘What?’
She reached for his glass and took a sip, which was frightening. Grace hated whiskey. ‘Nothing, really. Probably just a coincidence. We pulled a staged drowning off one of the fetish sites this morning, with a victim in a wedding dress. But it wasn’t real.’
‘How do you know?’
‘We did some tinkering with the resolution. Turns out it wasn’t a bride at all. Just some guy in a wedding dress and a wig.’
Magozzi closed his eyes.
Gino had a belly full of Angela’s lasagna, a glass of terrific Chianti at his side, the Twins game on the big screen, and
‘Daddy?’
Such a gentle whisper from the doorway, somehow attached to the corners of the mouth so he smiled every time he heard it. ‘Hey, kiddo. Have a seat. Top of the ninth and a tie ball game.’
‘Whoopee.’ Helen sat in the chair next to him. She was almost sixteen, and scary beautiful. This year she’d go to her first prom with some sweaty-palmed, hormone-heavy scuzzball teenager who had pimples on his face and probably a condom in his wallet, and Gino was pretty sure he’d never survive the experience.
‘Okay, Daddy. Why did you try to put a block on YouTube?’
Gino closed his eyes. ‘Not just YouTube. I blocked MySpace, MyPage, a bunch of others. Took me hours.’
‘Yeah, I know. You kind of suck at it, though.’
‘Excuse me?’
‘Your blocks were lame, Daddy. You want me to show you how to do it?’
‘What do you mean my blocks were lame? I followed the instructions to the letter.’
Helen actually patted his head. He loved it when she did that, and he hated it. It was affection and patronization, all at the same time. ‘A toddler could have busted through those blocks. You have to work on your computer skills.’
Gino jabbed the mute button and wished he’d been born a hundred years before that jerk had gone into his garage
Helen giggled, which was humiliating.
‘Seriously, Helen. There are things popping on those sites I blocked—’
‘Tried to block.’
‘Whatever. There are things on those sites I don’t want you to see.’
‘Okay.’
‘Okay, what?’
‘You don’t have to block the sites, Daddy. Just tell me to stay off them and I will.’
‘Really?’
She smiled and bent to kiss his forehead, which was what her mother did when she thought he was being endearingly stupid. ‘Really. Nite-nite.’
The phone rang before her slippered feet hit the top step.
‘Rolseth.’
‘Film of our waterlogged boy bride was posted to the Web last night.’
‘No way.’
‘I’m looking at it on Grace’s computer right now.’
‘Who is this?’
‘We’ve got a homicide, Gino. This shows the guy being held underwater, struggling, and then the bubbles stop.’
‘Oh, man.’
‘And if Anant’s time of death was even close, this film
Gino shifted longing eyes to his glass of Chianti. ‘Thanks for the invite, Leo, but I’ve had a bit of wine. Can’t drive. You take it.’
‘I’ll pick you up in twenty minutes.’
Gino hung up the phone and sighed. Lord. He hadn’t been to the Tiara Club since he’d dogged dealers when he was still a beat cop. He hated drag queens. They always hit on him.
Gino was standing on the sidewalk with a glass of wine when Magozzi pulled up to the curb. ‘There’s a city ordinance against drinking on the streets, you know.’
Gino drained the glass and set it under a bush. ‘I wasn’t on the street. I was on my own front walk which I laid with my own two hands on my own property, drinking my own Chianti. Damn stuff cost thirty bucks a bottle, and I wasn’t about to toss it down the sink.’ He got into the car and took a breath. ‘Maybe the film you saw wasn’t our guy. Maybe we’re jumping the gun here, because Tommy was showing us all that crap and it was in your head, so …’
Magozzi shoved a photo under Gino’s nose and turned on the map light.
‘Oh shit. That’s our scene.’
‘That’s just a few frames from the film.’
‘Jeez, Leo, what’s going on here?’
Magozzi raised a brow. Gino never asked that question. He looked at a homicide and laid out the whole murder scenario within seconds. He was always wrong, of course, but at least he was sorting through the reasons that were always behind a killing. Except maybe this time there weren’t any reasons that made sense.
Gino was quiet for a long spell, which was scary, and then he started talking a mile a minute. ‘So we’ve got Cleveland,
Magozzi sighed. ‘What?’ he finally asked against his better judgment.
‘We’ve got ourselves a traveling serial killer. Like maybe a truck driver, crossing the country. Or a traveling salesman. He g
oes from city to city, does his thing, and takes pictures. He gets his jollies by posting his dirty deeds on the Web, leaves town, and that’s it. Kind of like Willy Loman, except he kills people.’
‘A Willy Loman serial killer.’
‘Sure, why not? He’d be damn near impossible to track – he’s moving, practically undocumented, and he doesn’t stay in any one place for long, so he’s opportunistic. The victims are all different, and so are the MOs, out of sheer necessity. Like the Railroad Killer back in ’97, remember? Hopped the freights, offed any convenient victim at a stop, hopped on the next freight, and away he went.’
Magozzi sighed. ‘That guy was an anomaly.’
‘Or a maybe a forecast of things to come.’
‘Serial killers aren’t usually equal-opportunity types.’
‘That one was. Killed men, women, young, old, doctors, college kids, whoever was there, using whatever weapon was handy.’
‘The profilers said he was one in a million. The exception to the rule.’
‘Profile-schmofile. The world is changing. Maybe the
‘Okay,’ Magozzi humored his partner.
‘You’re not buying my theory, are you?’
‘It’s a fine theory.’
Gino lifted his chin, out of pride or indignation, Magozzi wasn’t sure. ‘Yes, it is a fine theory. And it totally explains why the Feds are jumping this like hyenas on a crippled water buffalo. You’ve got interstate crime, cyber crime, and a serial killer all balled up into one.’
Crippled water buffalo? ‘You’ve been watching the National Geographic Channel during Food Network commercial breaks, haven’t you?’
‘Scoff if you will, but this time I’ve got it nailed down. Go ahead. Try to poke a hole in it.’
‘Some of the murder films were posted to different sites.’
Gino blew a raspberry. ‘So what? The guy’s a brainiac. He knows damn well the more he posts to one site, the more vulnerable he’ll be to tracking. He’s crossing all the t’s.’
‘Okay. Serial killers generally stick to the same MO because they get particular satisfaction from it. The method is important to them.’
‘Wasn’t important to the Railroad Killer.’ Gino smiled, basking in the glory of his breakthrough. It wasn’t often
‘There’s a couple other possibilities.’
‘Oh yeah? Dazzle me.’
‘People post crap on the Web every day. Everybody wants their fifteen minutes. Why not murderers? Which means none of these killings are necessarily related.’
‘Goddamnit, Leo, you’re raining on my parade, ’cause that kind of makes sense. The Paris Hiltons of homicide.’
‘On the other hand …’
‘You like the serial theory better.’
‘No. I was thinking of something else. Remember the I-94 drownings? Forty-some, mostly college kids on a toot falling into whatever river was handy.’
Gino squirmed in his seat. ‘You think you gotta remind me of that nightmare? We got the only one that finally went off the accidental list.’
‘So you also remember the NYPD dicks spending their retirement investigating all those drownings …’
‘Don’t even bring that shit up, Leo.’
‘Can’t help it. Those cops, who probably know a lot of things the rest of us don’t, made a pretty good case for a nationwide network of killers, instead of one.’
Gino folded his hands and rubbed his thumbs together. His grandfather had done that with an almost obsessive regularity, whenever he sat idle in the rocking chair that squeaked while he looked around at the progeny who had come for the annual awkward visit. ‘You don’t want to go there, Leo. I don’t want to go there.’
‘Excellent move. Unless any of them happened on the same day, my theory is still golden.’
‘Then you better start praying your theory sucks. If this guy’s a traveler, he’s gone. If he’s local, we’ve got a shot.’
‘Yeah. There is that,’ Gino sighed, watching out the window as the shiny city on the prairie deteriorated block by block.
The Tiara was in a crusty fringe neighborhood that clung to the hem of downtown’s posh skirt, existing mostly below the radar, unless you were a hipster or a drag queen. For years, the city council had been trying to sanitize this river-adjacent chunk of turf with future revenue in mind, but for some reason the gentrification spitballs never quite stuck.
‘Look at this shit-box neighborhood, Leo. When I was a kid we used to walk this street on the way to the Saturday-night horror flicks at the Majestic. Worst thing you ever saw was winos drinking Mad Dog in doorways. Now look at it. You can practically spit to the Mississippi from here, and what do you have? Chop shops, heroin balloons, busted streetlights … If the city council had half a brain between the bunch of them, they’d steamroll this place and put up about fifty Starbucks.’
Magozzi turned onto a dark, sketchy backstreet that terminated at the club. ‘Then you’d have fifty Starbucks filled with drug dealers doing business over double mocha lattes.’
Magozzi shrugged. ‘I don’t know. I guess. What difference does it make?’
‘Because if that she in the green dress is actually a he, then you could have fooled me and I’m not sure how I feel about that.’
‘It’s theater, Gino. Try to stay focused.’
‘Yeah, right. I’m kinda out of my element here. Let’s hit a side door. I don’t want to walk that gauntlet. We’re already getting weird looks and we haven’t even gotten out of the car yet.’
On the north side of the building, they found a bent-up metal fire door manned by a monolith of a security guard whose day job was probably chewing glass at carnival sideshows. ‘Out front, like everybody else!’ he barked at them.
Gino was quick to pull out his badge and shove it toward the man’s face. ‘MPD Homicide, pal.’
The bouncer looked skeptical until his eyes landed on Gino’s holster. ‘Oh.’ He pulled open the door for them and a throbbing wall of high-decibel dance music blasted them like a sirocco.
‘Hang on,’ Magozzi said, gesturing for him to close the door, then pulling out the photo of their river body that Grace had printed out. ‘You ever see this guy here?’
He took the photo, examined it for a second, then his eyes got huge. ‘Jesus. He’s dead.’
‘Hell, I’m only here two nights a week, and I see about a thousand faces each time.’
‘He was wearing a wedding dress.’
The bouncer shook his head. ‘Working a place like this, you just stop noticing the craziness after a while. You should talk to one of the bartenders. Or better yet, talk to Camilla – she runs this place, she’s always here, and she knows everybody. Go inside and head up the back staircase. Her office is at the end of the hall. God. I can’t believe you showed me a picture of a dead guy.’
The inside of the Tiara was sheer mayhem. Hundreds of people swarmed on an enormous dance floor in a riot of color, feathers, and sequins. Lights strobed in time to the screaming sound system. Magozzi and Gino didn’t even try to talk – they just shoved their way through the crowd toward the staircase, badges clearing a path for them.
It was no small blessing that Camilla’s office was soundproofed. You could still hear the din of the music, and the throbbing of the bass was turning Magozzi’s guts to Cream of Wheat, but conversation was possible without shouting.
Camilla looked like a she – a really pretty she, in a demure, well-cut skirt suit – but the booming voice told another story. ‘Homicide?’ His/her hands fluttered at his/her throat like distressed moths. ‘Good grief, Detectives, tell me what’s happened.’ She gestured to two empty chairs that flanked her desk. ‘Please, please, do sit.’
Camilla answered the question with a deluge of tears, and there was no question that the grief was genuine, and not just manufactured melodrama. ‘That’s Sweet Cheeks,’ she finally choked out. ‘Oh my God … she was just here last night … oh God, what happened?’
Gino had a good hear
t and a fairly open mind, but a man in a wedding dress carrying around a handle like Sweet Cheeks messed with his head. He squirmed a little in his chair, trying to pick a pronoun. It was hopeless. ‘The body was found in the river this morning. We believe it was homicide.’ This brought on another round of tears, which made him feel bad for not saying right up front what he was supposed to say, what he always said and always meant. ‘We’re very sorry for your loss. You two were obviously close.’
Camilla nodded, blotting at her eyes with a tissue. ‘Thank you. We were very close,’ she sniffed. ‘Not in the way you’re probably thinking, of course, not as partners. We were just dear friends.’
‘You mentioned that he … uh, she’ – Gino corrected his pronoun – ‘was in here last night. Do you remember what time you last saw her?’
‘I think probably around ten-thirty. She was extremely … compromised.’
‘Compromised?’ Gino asked.
‘Drunk. Poor Sweet Cheeks. She lost someone very close to her years ago, and never got over it. She was almost always drunk. Oh, good lord, I can’t believe she’s dead.’
Camilla shook her head. ‘No, just a stage name. Her legal name is … was … Alan Sommers.’
Gino scrawled on his notebook. ‘Is that Sommers with an o?’ ‘Yes.’
He pulled out his cell. ‘I’ll get an address from DMV.’
‘No need for that. She has a couple of rooms over the Stop-and-Go Market on Colfax. That was her day job. I have a key if it will help.’
Magozzi said, ‘We appreciate that. Were you aware of any plans she might have had after leaving here last night?’
‘Her only plan was to go to my condo to sober up before the big drag show last night so she could perform. I often give her my key on nights when she’s had too much to drink. Sometimes she just passes out until the next morning, but often she’ll sleep a few hours and come back to the club, or go elsewhere – you never know with Sweet Cheeks. I didn’t get home until 3:30 a.m. last night, and she wasn’t there. I didn’t think anything of it, of course. She’s always been unpredictable in that regard.’