The Final Country

by James Crumley

  JAMES CRUMLEY

  The Final Country

  Copyright © James Crumley 2001

  ISBN 0 00 713081 3

  For Martha Elizabeth, again.

  Author’s note:

  There is no Gatlin County in Texas.

  The country is most barbarously large and final. It is too much country — boondock country — alternately drab and dazzling, spectral and remote. It is so wrongfully muddled and various that it is difficult to conceive of it as all of a piece. Though it begins simply enough, as part of the other.

  It begins, very much like the other, in an ancient backwash of old dead seas and lambent estuaries…

  Billy Lee Brammer, The Gay Place

  Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans.

  John Steinbeck, Travels with Charley

  ONE

  It was late November on the edge of the Hill Country, but I had learned very quickly that down here nothing was ever quite what it seemed. As I drove through northwest Austin that day, it might as well have been spring. The thin leaves of the pecan trees hadn’t turned. People still mowed their lawns in T-shirts and shorts. Or in this upscale neighborhood, watched various illegal aliens hustle like dung beetles back and forth across the thick St. Augustine lawns through scattershot swarms of gnats. Overhead a brilliant afternoon sun floated in the rich blue sky polished cloudless by the soft southeastern breezes. A single buzzard overhead seemed to be keeping a weathered eye on things. Winter seemed a distant promise, bound to be broken.

  Back home in Montana fall already would be hard upon the land, a thick mantle of snow draped across the peaks and high ridges around the Meriwether Valley, the cottonwood branches finger-bone bare, the western larch golden among the dark pines, and the willow aflame along the frost-limned creeks. Of course, back home I would be working my ass off, laying in ten cords of firewood for the winter coming, falling and bucking and splitting pine and fir and alder until my hands bled and my back ached like a heart attack.

  This was my fifth fall in Texas, and I had to admit my aging bones hadn’t completely forgotten how to dread Montana winters, although the memories seemed as dim as sunlight dazed by a late spring snowstorm. But when the Caddy’s automatic air conditioner kicked on, I was reminded that nothing was free in this world. The winter price had to be paid in one way or the other. The vents still carried the stench of a bad weekend with my woman down at her uncle’s ornate beach house north of Port Aransas. The air was still thick with the stink of the coastal marshes and mud flats, the spoil banks and tidal pools, the place where everything begins — or ends — where the land rises slowly from the shallow sea like the flesh of a drowned corpse oozing through watery skin. A chase after money and revenge had brought me to Texas, and a woman, Betty Porterfield, had kept me here. But as our love failed, I found myself homesick for Montana more often than now and again.

  I was on the job this afternoon, though, so I pushed Montana out of my mind as I cruised toward the southern border of Gatlin County where it nestled like a sluggish political afterthought into the rich, fat software back of northwestern Travis County. Even though I owned a bar the southwestern side of the county, I’d never been in this unincorporated part tucked along the breaks of the Balcones Escarpment. Surrounded by the urban sprawl, this area didn’t even have a name. Lalo Herrera, whose sons managed my bar, had told me that the locals sometimes called it el Rincon Malo, “the Bad Corner.” Whatever the place might be called, though, it was just another un-zoned trashy suburban slum. The limestone slopes were spotted with dusty cedar shrubs, and the narrow potholed street sported two convenience stores on opposite corners wrestling for the beer, bait, and overpriced gasoline concession, and one locker-cum-butcher shop where the local hunters converted their little whitetail deer into dry-smoked sausage or stinky hamburger threaded with hair. Several flashy but cheaply built apartment complexes littered the steep hillsides, surrounding a mobile home park that looked neither mobile nor homey.

  Not even the great weather could hide the disorder and deep sorrow here, as the pastoral degenerated into unplanned urban sprawl. I could almost smell the bitter energies of change and failure. And not just the Bad Corner’s. I seemed to be in some sort of downhill tumble myself, going from bad to worse as I stumbled through the transition from a semi-employed private eye to a solid citizen and back down again. A few years before, I had recovered my father’s stolen inheritance, plus a considerable sum of unlaundered drug funds stashed in an offshore bank, and I had real money for the first time in my life. Lots of it.

  But it didn’t change my life all that much. Bored and looking for a way to get out of Betty’s ranch house, and perhaps, too, hoping to wash a bit of the drug money, I had gone into business with her uncle, Travis Lee Wallingford, investing in the final stages of an upscale motel, the Blue Hollow Lodge, on the southeastern border of Gatlin County.

  I also signed on to own and run the bar in the western corner of the Lodge, the Low Water Crossing Bar and Grill. But my enterprising businessman act had worn thin very quickly. So I drifted back into what I knew best, shuffling through the emotional debris of other people’s lives, telling myself that going back into private investigation was just a harmless hobby — like building sailing ships in whiskey bottles or collecting beer cans — a silly diversion of late middle age. I picked up a Texas license, put up my own bond, and had taken to spending my free afternoons piddling around at detective work. Mostly pissant jobs no self-respecting private investigator would take.

  One of these jobs had brought me to the Bad Corner and a flagstone-and-barnwood beer joint called Over the Line, even though the faded sign painted on the sideboards still clearly stated that it had originally been called Duval’s Place. A shy, middle-aged high school teacher up in Burnet County had offered me five hundred dollars to find his young wife, Carol Jean, although I suspected that Joe Warren didn’t want his young wife back as much as he wanted something to show for the retirement fund money he had squandered on her orthodontics and breast implants. At least that was the impression I had gotten when he showed me her picture. Carol Jean had one of those narrow but pretty country faces — large, over-painted eyes and full red lips smiling bravely around an overbite only slightly restrained behind a field of barbed wire — all of it tucked like a child’s Easter egg into the tangled nest of her big, blond hair. The half-moons of her new breasts peeked shyly over the neckline of her blouse, and her sly, metallic smile suggested that these new babies had changed her from a skinny high school girl into a woman with whom to be reckoned. In the six years since Carol Jean had graduated from high school and married Joe Warren, instead of looking pretty, canning peaches, and popping kids for Baby Joe, she had worked as a hairdresser, cocktail waitress, legal secretary, and a kick-boxing instructor at a health club. But the only thing that her heart really fancied was hustling pool in afternoon beer joints. Sometimes at Over the Line. Information that six margaritas and a line of bullshit had bought me from Carol Jean’s hairdresser mom.

  As I pulled the El Dorado into the parking lot beside three pickups and a battered Suburban, I tossed my sunglasses into the glove box with my S&W Airweight .38, then locked it. I had taken a spent .25 round in the guts some years before, lost eighteen inches of intestine and much of my fondness for sidearms. I hadn’t carried a piece very often since then. If Carol Jean was here today, I could only hope she wouldn’t shoot me. Or bite me. Or hit me with her new tits.

  But before I could ease out of the sour mood and the El Dorado, a black Lincoln Town Car with Oklahoma dealer tags slid into the lot with locked brakes, raising a veil of dust that almost obscured the fine afternoon. The black guy who stepped out of the Town Car wasn’t any larg
er than a church or any more incongruous than a nun with a beard. Six nine or ten and an iron-hard two-ninety. Above his dark shades, his shaved head gleamed coppery and metallic like the jacket on a high-powered rifle round. His black leather pants rippled like a second skin and his bloused red shirt announced itself like a matador’s cape. And the way he walked across the lot shouted “yard boss,” as if he had survived a ton of hard time somewhere and was damn sure ready to do it all over again.

  When the big guy slammed through the swinging doors of the beer joint, the hinges squealed and the doors flapped like sheets in a rising wind. I thought about postponing my quest for Carol Jean. But, as usual, once I had started looking for somebody, I made the mistake of feeling vaguely responsible for them. So I climbed out and headed for the joint. Before I got there, though, I heard a nasal drawl, shouting, “Watch out, you fuckin’ nigger!” And moments later a large Chicano kid streaming blood from a pancaked nose tumbled out of the joint, staggered to his feet, then ran for the safety of his pickup truck. When I reached for the doors, Carol Jean crashed into my arms, her salty new tits as hard as the custom cue clutched in her hands. Dressed in skintight jeans and a tank top that could have been painted on her torso, I assumed her opponents spent more time watching Carol Jean than the table. She was taller than she looked in her photograph, and without braces, prettier, too, but I had been right on about the attitude. She turned, raised the cue like an axe, and headed back into the beer joint.

  “I wouldn’t do that if I were you,” I said.

  “And why the hell not?”

  “There won’t be enough of you left to fuck, sugar,” I suggested. “Besides, you’re holding it all wrong.”

  But Carol Jean wasn’t having any of it. Where reason fails, try money. I slipped a twenty off my money clip, handed it to her.

  “Just wait over there by that Cadillac, and I’ll give you another one when I come out.”

  Still Carol Jean hesitated, her head cocked like a fairly bright chicken, until a redneck kid flew out of the front window and landed like a sack of shit in a pile of broken glass.

  “Hi, Vernon,” she said calmly, but the kid wasn’t up to answering. “Okay, man,” she added to me, “I don’t know what you’re doing, but if you don’t come back, I’ll take the other one off your dead body.” Then she laughed, a sound as shrill as worn brake pads.

  “Thanks for the vote of confidence,” I said, hitched up my jeans, arranged my mouth into my most beguiling smile, and sauntered into the shadows like a dumb tourist.

  The bar had been built into the slope, giving it two levels: pool tables and booths on the lower level in front, a short bar and half a dozen tables about four feet higher in the back. The large black gentleman hadn’t quite made it to the upper level yet. Another sizable black guy in a Dallas Cowboys jersey leaned over a pool table, leaking blood and broken teeth onto the felt — the big guy seemed to be an equal opportunity disaster area — and a rat-faced beer-joint cowboy had a cue raised over his head, his narrow mouth curled in contempt, but when he brought the cue down, the big guy casually blocked it with a muscular forearm. The cue snapped briskly, and the handle weight spun out to slam the already damaged Cowboys fan in the forehead with a sound like an egg dropped on a sidewalk. He disappeared behind the pool table as if shot. The cowboy grinned apologetically, then dashed past me as fast as his tight jeans and high-heeled boots would let him.

  “Next time use it like a bayonet,” I suggested as the cowboy stumbled past, “not a club.”

  “You must not be from around here,” the big guy said softly. “Most of these Texas assholes are dumber than hammered dogshit.”

  “Nobody ever accused me of being from around here,” I said as I stepped up to stand beside the big guy, who loomed over me like an unstable rock outcropping.

  “Whatever,” he said, slapping me on the shoulder hard enough to make my knees flex. But the huge hand on my shoulder was polite instead of insistent. “Let’s you and me have a drink, old man.”

  It’s the hair, I thought. Several white streaks had appeared after a bad session with a bunch of contrabandistas a few years before. I’m not as old as I look, I started to say. But I could tell that the big guy wasn’t interested. So I followed him up the short stairway, where we leaned against the bar.

  “I don’t mind a little whip-ass, when it’s deserved,” the chubby bartender said as he leaned on the bar, “and that Meskin kid was way outa line.” He was a soft, round-faced man with a fat, bald head. “I don’t want to have to call the law,” he maintained stoutly. But I suspected he had delivered this line a few times before without success.

  “Just shut the fuck up,” the big guy said as he set his shades on the bar, “and pour us a drink. I ain’t had time for a peaceful drink since I left Tulsa this morning. How about a couple of handfuls of that Crown Royal over a little ice.”

  The bartender found two water glasses and filled them with ice and whiskey. The big guy nuzzled his drink for a second, then poured it down his throat. I nibbled around the edges of mine.

  “Goddamn that was good, man,” the big guy said, then he noticed my drink. “Come on,” he said, laughing and dropping his hand like a grubbing-hoe handle on my shoulder. If he wasn’t careful, the big son of a bitch was going to kill me with affection. With his shades off, his eyes were an oddly gray shade of light blue, shining like tiny bulbs on either side of his hooked nose. “When you drink with Enos Walker, man, we don’t allow no sipping.”

  You might as well argue with an avalanche, so I dumped mine down my throat, too, though I didn’t enjoy it nearly as much as Enos Walker had.

  “Set us up again, bartender,” he said, “then I want to have a word with somebody who knew that fuckin’ Duval.”

  The bartender’s hand shook a little this time as he poured, then he rubbed his sweaty head as if it had suddenly sprouted hair. “Ah, Mr. Duval ain’t been here for some time…”

  “I just been in jail, motherfucker,” the big guy said as he held up his second bundle of whiskey, “not on the moon. Who the hell’s in charge these days? Either Duval’s buddies or that fuckin’ silver-haired bitch —”

  “Mandy Rae?” the bartender interrupted, then snapped his mouth shut as if the name hurt his teeth.

  “— one of ‘em owes me big-time, chubby.”

  “I don’t rightly know nothin’ ‘bout that,” the bartender said.

  “Well, who the hell you reckon might know,” Walker said, leaning easily over the bar and burying his index finger to the first joint in the bartender’s pudgy chest, “Mr. Fucking Pillsbury Doughboy?”

  “Ah, maybe Mr. Long knows,” he answered with a tortured sigh.

  “Billy Long? I remember that redneck piece of shit. Where is he?”

  “He’s in the office,” the bartender said, thumbing over his shoulder, “but I don’t think he wants to be bothered right now.”

  “No bother,” Enos Walker said, then gunned his drink and headed around the bar.

  The bartender mopped his head with a bar towel, chugged a bubbling drink straight from the bottle, then sighed deeply as his right hand drifted under the counter. I reached over to pinch his snotty upper lip. Hard.

  “What have you got under there?”

  “Sawed-off double twelve,” the bartender whimpered as the whiskey courage squirted out of him like puppy piss.

  “Better let me have it,” I said, “before somebody gets hurt. Stock first, if you don’t mind.”

  The bartender handed me the shotgun, and got his upper lip back in return. I broke the piece open, ejected both shells, and handed it back to him just as we heard loud voices from the office. The shouting ended with an even louder gunshot.

  “Oh my God,” the bartender moaned and shoved the sawed-off deeply into the ice.

  Enos Walker came back to the bar, not hurrying, a huge semi-automatic pistol dangling from his hand. Probably one of those Desert Eagle .50 cannons, I thought. “Is everybody in this fucking place
stupid?” he asked, waving arms like small logs, but I didn’t think he wanted an answer. Walker shoved the pistol under his belt, slipped on his shades, and said, “You ain’t finished your drink, old man.”

  “I think I’ve had enough,” I said. Unfortunately, getting older had not made me any smarter.

  “Don’t push your luck.”

  “Fuck it,” I said and left the drink on the bar.

  “Maybe you ain’t as smart as I thought you were, old man,” he said.

  “I expect that wasn’t your first mistake today.”

  That nearly kicked it into the cesspool. But suddenly Enos Walker grinned and placed his hands gently on my shoulders, smiled, then said, “You got balls, old man.” Then he laughed his bitter, hopeless, hard-timer breath right into my face, breath as rank as the winter den of a grizzly. He picked up my drink, slowly poured it down his throat, grabbed the remains of the bottle from the bartender, then left without a backward glance. As he hit the door, the bartender let out his breath, then leaned against the back bar while he guzzled another drink. I headed to the back to check the damage, which was, as I suspected, extensive.

  Long had been a tall man with long gray hair, perhaps even good-looking before the muzzle blast had burned off his face and the heavy round had scattered the back half of his head all over the whorehouse wallpaper and a Troy Aikman poster behind him. A clot of hairy gray matter hung from the quarterback’s upper lip like an incipient mustache. I thought the kid looked better with some hair on his face.

  The bartender peeked around the edge of the office door, then hit the floor in a dead faint. I checked his pulse and made sure that he hadn’t swallowed his tongue, then pulled him over to the side and propped up his feet on a chair. As I did, a meaty fart fizzled out of his backside.