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  Six weeks later, Maureen flew to Boston, where she found herself in a crowded common room at Massachusetts General. Donovan and Ewing were present, along with the girl’s grandparents. And there was Mariam herself, wearing a pink party dress and healing beautifully.

  Maureen cradled the little girl in her arms, wondering at how healthy and alert she seemed. “She was like a brand-new child,” Maureen recalls. “She had great big brown eyes, and she’d just look at you and smile.”

  The grandfather asked for pictures of Chris for a scrapbook. “God sent him to Mariam,” he said in Arabic. “Thank you for your son.”

  Mariam and her family returned to Iraq a few days later, settling into their dangerous circumstances with a new sense of hope. Mariam is well enough now to be looked after by ordinary doctors, though she will need another surgery in two years—at Massachusetts General, if possible—to make her fully continent.

  Maureen looks forward to meeting her again and getting another chance to touch the bit of Chris that still lives on. “It’s hard not to have him around anymore,” she says. “But I don’t think he’s in any way gone.”

  Originally published in the May 2007 issue of Reader’s Digest magazine.

  An Evening Drive

  by Joe Posnanski, from joeposnanski.com

  If you could catch fatherhood in a bottle, it would be filled with moments like these.

  She’s 14 now, a turbulent age. Everyone warned us. There will be times when she’s still your little girl, they said. And there will be other times when she lashes out with such fury, you will wonder where everything went wrong. Everyone warned us, and we believed them. We had planning sessions about the future, talks about patience and openness and firmness when needed.

  We were ready.

  We weren’t ready.

  Elite athletes will tell you that in their first professional game, everything moves so impossibly fast that there is no possible way to prepare for the speed and fury and violence of it all.

  We were ready.

  We weren’t ready.

  She gets into the car. It is nighttime, and I’m picking her up from an activity, and she is happy. She used to always be happy. Now it’s a 50-50 proposition. She shows me a picture she wants to post on Instagram of her and a friend. She asks if it’s OK. I tell her it’s OK. I don’t know if it’s OK; I’m trying hard to keep up with the rules. She is happy.

  We sit in the car, and we are stuck at a red light because of the indecision of the car in front of us. I growl at this car. She laughs and growls too. I remember when she was a baby and would make these funny growling sounds. We once took her to a spring-training baseball game in Florida. It was unseasonably cold, and we had her bundled up in this baby blanket. Every now and again from the blanket there would be a loud “Rahhhhrrrrrrr,” and people in the few rows in front of us would look back to see who or what was making that sound.

  The light turns green. We talk about nothing. It is pleasing for a moment not to be asking her about school or homework or friends, and pleasing for her for a moment not to be talking about any of it. The air is cool and perfect, and the windows are cracked; “Video Killed the Radio Star” plays on the radio. “I like this song,” she says. I tell her that years ago, I made lists with my friends Tommy and Chuck of our favorite hundred songs, and this was on it.

  “Would it be now?” she asks.

  She’s in a curious mood. She used to be curious all the time. “Tell me a story of when you were a little boy,” she’d say. She does not say that much now. Curiosity for a teen is a sign of vulnerability, a too-eager admission that there are things she doesn’t know. I remember that feeling. She yells sometimes, “I don’t need your help!” I remember that. She yells, “Get away from me! You don’t understand!” I remember that. She yells, “It doesn’t matter. I’m going to fail anyway.” I remember that most of all.

  “Tell me a story of when you were a little boy.”

  She has little interest in remembering. For her, the clock moves forward, and she wants to look forward—there’s so much out there. In a year, she will be in high school. In two years, she will be able to drive.

  In three years, she will start looking hard at colleges. In four years, she will be a senior in high school. Forward. Always forward.

  And I look back.

  Always back. I am carrying her, her tiny head on my shoulder, and I’m singing “Here Comes the Sun,” trying to get her to fall asleep. I am walking with her through the gift shop at Harry Potter World as she goes back and forth between wanting a stuffed owl or a Gryffindor bag. I am helping her with her math homework when the problems were easy enough that I could figure the answers in my head. I am watching The Princess Bride with her for the first time, and I hear her say in her squeaky voice, “Have fun storming the castle!”

  “Hey, Dad,” she asks, “can I have your phone? Can I play some music?”

  “Sure,” I tell her. She punches a few buttons, the song begins, and immediately I know. It’s her favorite song.

  “I once knew a girl

  In the years of my youth

  With eyes like the summer

  All beauty and truth

  In the morning I fled

  Left a note and it read

  Someday. You will. Be loved.”

  I introduced her to it a while ago. “What kind of music would I like?” she had asked. “Why don’t we try some Death Cab for Cutie?” I had said. She was smitten.

  She is smitten now. She sings along to every word. I do too.

  “You may feel alone when you’re falling asleep

  And every time tears roll down your cheeks

  But I know your heart belongs to someone you’ve yet to meet.

  Someday. You will. Be loved.”

  She looks up at me and smiles.

  Her teeth are straight; the braces are gone. She leans closer and says, “Don’t you love this song, Daddy?”

  I hear her say “Daddy” and think back to a time when she raced over to me at the airport after I returned from a trip, hugged me, and wouldn’t let go. She’s 14, a turbulent age. Tomorrow, she may look right through me. But now, in the coolness of the evening, she smiles at me and holds my hand, and we sing along with Death Cab for Cutie. We are off-key. We are off-key together.

  Originally published in the November 2016 issue of Reader’s Digest magazine.

  Humor Hall of Fame

  Cartoon by Mick Stevens

  “Dear Diary: Incredible news! Unfortunately, it’s all classified.”

  I asked a scruffy-looking soldier if he’d shaved. He answered, “Yes, Top Sergeant.” I got into his face and said, “OK, tomorrow I want you to stand closer to your razor.”

  —RALLYPOINT.COM

  A military base commander called to complain that the weather-forecasting software our company created for them kept reporting unexplainable wind shifts. “Do you know where the sensor is located?” my coworker asked. “Of course,” he responded. “It’s where we park the helicopters.”

  —ANGELO GIORDANO BELLEVUE, NEBRASKA

  My five-year-old brother’s eyes grew large as our father opened the top drawer of his dresser. Seeing John’s reaction, Dad took out his Purple Heart and explained how he’d earned it during the Korean War. John was so impressed, the only thing he managed to say was, “Dad, are all those socks really yours?”

  —TRICIA HARNEY GRAND HAVEN, MICHIGAN

  Cartoon by Terry Colon

  GREAT WEAPONS THROUGH HISTORY: THE TROJAN COCKROACH Unfortunately, it was easily repulsed by the Trojan Boot in their first and only encounter.

  My high school assignment was to ask a veteran about World War II. Since my father had served in the Philippines during the war, I chose him. After a few basic questions, I very gingerly asked, “Did you ever kill anyone?” Dad got quiet. Then, in a soft voice, he said, “Probably. I was the cook.”

  —MARIAN BABULA PENN RUN, PENNSYLVANIA

  One Wing and a Prayer

>   by Penny Porter

  The “dumb bird” was capable of more than we’d ever imagined.

  Jouncing down a twisty trail on our Arizona cattle ranch one morning we suddenly came across thousands of mourning doves. They were lined up like clothespins along miles of telephone wires, their bead-bright eyes riveted on our pickup loaded with grain.

  “Dumbest birds on earth,” Bill grumbled as he pulled up beside a cattle-feed trough.

  “Daddy, why do you always call them dumb?” asked Jaymee, our eight-year-old daughter.

  “Because they’re always out to kill themselves,” Bill said. “They fly into windowpanes and break their necks. They lean over too far and drown in stock tanks. And they build nests with holes so big they wouldn’t hold a Ping-Pong ball, let alone an egg.”

  “Then how come there are so many?” Jaymee asked as Bill ripped open a sack and began to pour. He never had time to answer.

  Alerted by the clatter of grain, scores of doves swooped down in a frenzied quest. Some lit on the cows’ horns, others blanketed their backs. But most settled around the stomping hooves of our cattle.

  “Daddy!” Jaymee screamed. “That cow’s standing on a dove’s wing!”

  Bill hurried toward the cow and twisted her tail until she shifted her weight. “Dumb bird,” he muttered. The dove was free, but one wing lay on the ground, severed at the shoulder.

  The pathetic creature flapped its remaining wing and spun in circles until it mercifully lay still. Thank God, I thought with relief. It’s dead. After all, there was nothing we could do for a bird with one wing.

  Then Bill nudged the dove with the toe of his boot, and it flipped onto its back, wild-eyed with pain. “It’s alive, Daddy!” Jaymee cried. “Do something!”

  Bill leaned down, wrapped the tiny, broken creature in his red handkerchief and handed it to Jaymee.

  “What are we going to do, Mama?” she asked, her brow creased with worry. She was forever rescuing kittens, rabbits and squirrels. But this was different: this was a grotesquely wounded bird.

  “We’ll put it in a box and give it water and grain,” I said. The rest would be up to God.

  * * *

  When we got home, Jaymee put the bird into a shoe box filled with dried grass, and set the box near the wood stove for warmth.

  “What are you going to name it?” asked her ten-year-old sister, Becky.

  “Olive,” Jaymee answered.

  “Why Olive?”

  “Because Noah’s dove flew all the way back to the ark with an olive branch—and that wasn’t so dumb.”

  While the girls were in school that day, I lathered the hideous wound with antibiotic salve. Poor thing, I thought, looking at the small, ghostlike creature. Certain it would die, I closed the lid. We’d done everything we could.

  The next morning we heard a stirring in the box. “Olive’s eating!” Jaymee shouted. “And she’s a girl. I can tell because she’s just plain gray—and sometimes pink.”

  We put the bird in a wire-mesh cage filled with leaves and twigs. In the sudden shock of light and space, Olive sensed freedom and flapped her wing, repeatedly hurling herself against the mesh screen. Finally she stopped and wandered around off-balance, like half a bird, yet taking the time to rearrange her feathers as though trying to draw a cape over the gaping hole. When evening came, she curled her pink claws around a small manzanita branch we’d wedged in a corner. She perched there in a trancelike state—dreaming, I supposed, of life in the sky.

  Early one morning a few days later, Jaymee squealed, “Olive laid an egg! Come look!”

  Resembling an elliptical, oversized pearl, the egg rolled around between a few twigs in the dove’s favorite corner. “But why didn’t she build a nest?” Jaymee asked.

  “Too lazy,” Bill said. “They slap three twigs together and call it home.”

  He was right. Doves’ nests are flimsy little platforms that appear to be tossed at random among the bushes. I’d often discovered at my feet the empty, broken shells of eggs that had fallen through. Yet these birds kept right on laying in the same miserable nests.

  Now here was Olive, piteously wounded, soon laying an egg almost daily. Since she had no mate, the eggs would be infertile. But for Jaymee, it was magic. She began collecting the eggs in a teacup.

  * * *

  At first Bill didn’t pay much attention to the dove. Then one day he noticed Jaymee’s teacup was full, and he disappeared into his workshop. When he emerged he handed her a wooden egg-box he’d made. It had 40 two-inch compartments that were padded with black velvet. “It’s a treasure chest,” he told her, “with a special place for each egg.”

  “Oh, Daddy, thank you!” Jaymee said, hugging him. “Maybe I can show Olive and her eggs for a 4-H project.” At the Cochise County Fair that year, there was a special 4-H competition built around Arizona’s wildlife. Kids’ projects would be judged for originality, effort and record-keeping. “Maybe I could even win a blue ribbon!” Jaymee said. It was her big dream.

  By this point, Olive was becoming tame. At the sight of Jaymee, she cooed softly and pecked seeds and morsels of apple from her palm. When Jaymee took her out of the cage, the dove perched contentedly on her finger and shared an ice-cream cone. She especially enjoyed her shower, a gentle misting from a spray bottle.

  We liked to think she was happy. But when we moved her cage to the glassed-in porch where she could see other birds sail by, Olive’s wing would quiver and her little gray head would bob anxiously.

  Incredibly, the egg-laying continued: 16, 17, 18. How much longer can this go on? I wondered.

  * * *

  Around that time a fierce storm pounded our ranch. Fearsome winds ripped nests from trees, dashing eggs and newly hatched birds to the ground. Jaymee gathered many different kinds of eggs, miraculously unbroken, and put them in her treasure chest. Then she ran into the kitchen cupping a pink, open-beaked baby bird in her hands. “Maybe Olive can be its mama!” she cried.

  Well, why not? I thought. My broody hen had raised ducks, pheasants and quail. Besides, if it worked, Olive wouldn’t be so lonesome.

  “We’ll fix up a nice nest first,” I said, “a sturdy one like a dove should make, soft and deep so the baby won’t fall out.” The girls found a storm-damaged nest and lined it with horsehair and chicken feathers. We laid the newborn in the nest and placed it inside the cage. “Maybe Olive will think the baby is really hers,” Jaymee said.

  During the night I awoke to strange sounds, reminders that wild birds belong outdoors—not in my kitchen. Expecting the worst, I hurried to the scene. The nest was destroyed. But huddled in one corner on three small twigs, Olive nested, bright eyes aglow, with the newborn cradled under her wing.

  The egg-laying ceased and Olive became a proud and protective mother. She chirped anxiously when we took the baby out for feeding, and examined him thoroughly when we put him back. It was clear she loved him.

  The fledgling thrived, and silver-white and black feathers soon appeared on stubby wings and then everywhere. The short, hooked beak was soon topped by a tiny, black bandit mask. Our bird book dubbed him a loggerhead shrike; Jaymee named him Bandit.

  Soon Bandit was perching on Jaymee’s finger, gobbling down spaghetti, bologna and pepperoni strips. His passion was live flies, which Jaymee fed to him with tweezers.

  The morning we’d been dreading came when Bandit discovered he had wings. We found him clinging upside-down to the top of the cage, fluttering his wings eagerly. Olive cringed in her corner, feathers frazzled. “You’ll have to let him go,” Bill told Jaymee. “He’s scaring the dove.”

  His passion was live flies, which Jaymee fed to him with tweezers.

  When Jaymee removed Bandit from the cage, the young shrike instantly shot up to the chandelier. “Take him outside,” Bill said. “I don’t want feathers in my coffee.” By now Olive was chirping with alarm.

  I placed Bandit in a cottonwood tree so he could practice flying. We watched him flit from branch to
branch, and grabbed him when he landed on the ground. But the moment we tried to step inside, he zipped through the doorway and landed on the chandelier again. Hearing Olive, he dived back to the cage.

  Bandit grew increasingly adept at flying and darting in and out of the door at will. Soon he was flitting between barn roofs, trees and barbed-wire fences. Our little shrike had grown up, and gradually he flew farther away. One day we watched him head for the river. That was the last we saw of him.

  * * *

  Shortly after Bandit’s departure, Olive began sleeping most of the day, perched unnaturally fluffed on her manzanita limb. In the early dawn she uttered a plaintive “Oooh-ah-hoo-hoo-hoo,” like the sorrowful cry of a lost soul seeking comfort. Then she started molting.

  We added sugar to her water and a night light to her cage. I played happy songs on the radio. Nothing seemed to work.

  Then Bill returned from the feed store with a small box of “special diet for indisposed canaries.” Looking sheepish, he said, “I thought maybe a couple of vitamins might help Olive.” To our surprise, she seemed to perk up.

  In her 4-H journal, Jaymee entered a paragraph about Olive’s baby, listed miscellaneous dove-project expenses and wrote facts about doves. Meanwhile, Becky counted the eggs. “You have only 31,” she said. “That leaves nine empty holes.” Unless Jaymee filled the box with 40 eggs, Becky feared the judges might consider the project incomplete.

  Despite the vitamins, Olive had never fully recovered from her sadness. She’d become frail, almost spectral. Yet the following morning, she laid another egg. Hope lit Jaymee’s eyes. “Only eight more to go,” she murmured, dashing off to catch every live fly she could find.