Roadside Picnic

by Arkady Strugatsky

  “Wait,” I said. “Just shut up.”

  I thought I’d toss the nut and then we’ll quietly move along, like coasting on melted butter, without disturbing a blade of grass. Thirty seconds and we’re on the asphalt. And suddenly I broke out in a sweat! My eyes were blinded by it. And I knew that I wouldn’t be throwing the nut there. To the left, as many as you want. The road was longer that way, and there was a bunch of pebbles that didn’t seem too cozy, but I was ready to throw in that direction. But not straight ahead. Not for anything. So I threw the nut to the left. Kirill said nothing, turned the boot, and drove up to the nut. Then he looked over at me. I must have looked pretty bad because he looked away immediately.

  “It’s all right,” I said. “The path around is faster.” I tossed the last nut onto the asphalt.

  It was a lot simpler after that. I found the crack, and it was still clean, not overgrown with any garbage, and unchanged in color. I just looked at it and rejoiced in silence. It led us to the garage door better than any pylons or signposts.

  I ordered Kirill to descend to four feet. I lay flat on my belly and looked into the open doors. At first I couldn’t see anything because of the bright sunlight. Just blackness. Then my eyes grew accustomed and I saw that nothing seemed to have changed in the garage since the last time. The dump truck was still parked over the pit, in perfect shape, without any holes or spots. And everything was still the same on the cement floor—probably because there wasn’t too much witches’ jelly in the pit and it hadn’t splashed out since that time. There was only one thing that I didn’t like. In the very back of the garage, near the canisters, I could see something silvery. That hadn’t been there before. Well, all right, so there was something silvery, we couldn’t go back now just because of that! I mean it didn’t shine in any special way, just a little bit and in a calm, even a gentle way. I just got up, brushed myself off, and looked around. There were the trucks on the lot, just like new. Even newer than they had been the last time I was here. And the gasoline truck, the poor bastard was rusted through and ready to fall apart. There was the cover on the ground, just like on that map of theirs.

  I didn’t like the looks of that cover. Its shadow wasn’t right. The sun was at our backs, yet its shadow was stretching toward us. Well, all right, it was far enough away from us. It seemed OK, we could get on with our work. But what was the silvery thing shining back there? Was it just my imagination? It would be nice to have a smoke now and sit for a spell and mull it all over—why there was that shine over the canisters, why it didn’t shine next to them, why the cover was casting that shadow. Buzzard Burbridge told me something about the shadows, that they were weird but harmless. Something happens here with the shadows. But what was that silvery shine? It looked just like cobwebs on the trees in a forest. What kind of spider could have spun it? I had never seen any bugs in the Zone. The worst part was that my empty was right there, two steps from the canisters. I should have stolen it that time. Then we wouldn’t be having any of these problems now. But it was too heavy. After all, the bitch was full, I could pick it up all right, but as for dragging it on my back, in the dark, on all fours… If you haven’t carried an empty around, try it: it’s like hauling twenty pounds of water without a pail. It was time to go. I wished I had a drink. I turned to Tender.

  “Kirill and I are going into the garage now. You stay here. Don’t touch the controls without my orders, no matter what, even if the earth catches fire under you. If you chicken out, I’ll find you in the hereafter.”

  He nodded at me seriously, as if to say, I won’t chicken out. His nose looked like a plum, I had really given him a solid punch. I lowered the emergency pulley ropes carefully, checked out the silvery glow one more time, waved Kirill on, and started down. On the asphalt, I waited for him to come down the other rope.

  “Don’t rush,” I said. “No hurry. Less dust.”

  We stood on the asphalt, the boot swaying next to us, and the ropes wriggling under our feet. Tender stuck his head over the rail and looked at us. His eyes were full of despair. It was time to go.

  “Follow me step for step, two steps behind me, keep your eyes on my back, and stay alert.”

  I went on. I stopped in the doorway to look around. It’s a hell of a lot easier working in the daylight than at night! I remember lying in that same doorway. It was pitch black and the witches’ jelly was shooting tongues of flame up from the pit, pale blue, like burning alcohol. It didn’t make things any lighter. In fact, the bastards made it seem even darker. And now, it was a snap! My eyes had gotten used to the murky light, and I could even see the dust in the darkest corners. And there really was something silvery over there—there were silvery threads stretching to the ceiling from the canisters. They sure looked like a spider’s web. Maybe that’s all it was, too, but I was going to keep away from it. That’s where I made my mistake. I should have stood Kirill right next to me, waited for his eyes to grow accustomed to the light, too, and then pointed out the web to him. Point it out to him. But I was used to working alone. I saw what I had to see, and I forgot all about Kirill.

  I stepped inside and went straight for the canisters. I crouched over the empty. There didn’t seem to be any web on the empty. I picked up one end and said to Kirill:

  “Here, grab one, and don’t drop it—it’s heavy.”

  I looked up and felt a catch in my throat. I couldn’t utter a sound. I wanted to shout “Stop! Freeze!” but I couldn’t. And I probably wouldn’t have had time, anyway, it all happened so fast. Kirill stepped over the empty, turned his back to the canisters, and got his whole back into the silver web. I shut my eyes. I went numb and the only thing I heard was the web tearing. It was a weak crackly noise. I was crouched there with my eyes shut, unable to feel my arms or my legs, when Kirill spoke.

  “Well, shall we get on with it?”

  “Let’s go.”

  We picked up the empty and headed for the door, walking sideways. It was terrifically heavy, the bitch, it was hard for the two of us to drag it. We came out into the sun and stopped by the boot. Tender reached out for it.

  “OK,” said Kirill. “One, two…”

  “No,” I said. “Let’s wait a sec. Put it down first.”

  We set it down.

  “Turn around. Let’s see your back.”

  He turned without a single word. I looked—there was nothing on his back. I turned him this way and that, but there was nothing. I looked back at the canisters, and there was nothing there either.

  “Listen,” I said to Kirill, still looking at the canisters. “Did you see the spider web?”

  “What web? Where?”

  “All right. We were lucky.”

  But to myself I thought: actually, there’s no way of knowing that yet.

  “All right, let’s heave-ho.”

  We stuffed the empty into the boot and fixed it so that it wouldn’t move around. There it was, the pussycat, shiny new and clean, the copper gleaming in the sun. Its blue filling sifted cloudily in slow streams between the disks. We could see that it wasn’t an empty at all, but something like a vessel, like a glass jar with blue syrup. We looked at it some more and then clambered into the boot and set off on the return trip without messing around.

  These scientists sure have it easy! First of all, they work in daylight. And second, the only hard part is getting into the Zone. On the way back, the boot drives itself. In other words, it has a mechanism, a coursograph, I guess you’d call it, that controls the boot and drives it exactly along the course it took coming in. As we floated back, it repeated all our maneuvers, stopping and hovering for a bit, and then continuing. We went over each of my nuts and bolts. I could have gathered them up if I had wanted to.

  My greenhorns were in a great mood, of course. They were turning their heads every which way and their fear was almost all gone. They started gabbing. Tender was waving his arms around and threatening to come right back after dinner to lay the road to the garage. Kirill plucked at my sleeve
and started explaining his graviconcentrate phenomenon to me—that is, the mosquito mange spot. Well, I set them straight, but not right away. I calmly told them about all the jerks who blew it on the way back. Shut up, I told them, and keep your eyes peeled, or the same thing will happen to you that happened to Shorty Lyndon. That worked. They didn’t even ask what had happened to Shorty Lyndon. We floated along in silence and I only thought about one thing. How I would unscrew the cap. I was trying to picture my first gulp, but the web kept glistening before my eyes.

  In short, we got out of the Zone, and we were sent into the delouser—the scientists call it the medical hangar—along with the boot. They washed us in three different boiling vats and in their alkaline solutions, smeared us with some gunk, sprinkled us with some powder, and washed us again, then dried us off and said, OK, friends, you’re free! Tender and Kirill dragged the empty. There were so many people who had come to gawk that you couldn’t push your way through them. And it was so typical. They were all just watching and grunting words of welcome, but not one was brave enough to lend a hand to the tired returnees. All right, that was none of my business. Now nothing concerned me any more.

  I pulled off my special suit, threw it on the floor—let the bastard sergeants pick it up—and headed straight for the showers, because I was sopping wet from head to toe. I locked myself in a stall, got my flask, unscrewed the cap, and attached myself to it like a lamprey. I sat on the bench, my knees empty, my head empty, my soul empty. Gulping down the strong stuff like it was water. Alive. The Zone had let me out. It let me out, the bitch. The damn, treacherous bitch. I was alive. The greenhorns could never appreciate that. Only a stalker could. Tears were streaming down my cheeks, from the booze or what, I don’t know. I sucked the flask dry. I was wet, and the flask was dry. It didn’t have that one last gulp that I needed, of course. But that could be fixed. Everything could be fixed now. Alive. I lit a cigarette. I sat there and felt that I was coming round. The bonus pay came into my mind. That was a good deal we had at the institute. I could go right now and pick up the envelope. Or maybe they’d bring it to me here in the showers.

  I started undressing slowly. I took off my watch, and saw that we had spent five hours in the Zone. My God! Five hours. I shuddered.

  God, there really is no time in the Zone. Five hours. But if you think about it, what’s five hours to a stalker? A snap. How about twelve? Or how about two days? If you don’t manage in one night, you spend the whole day face down on the ground. And you don’t even pray, but mutter deliriously, and you don’t know if you’re dead or alive. And then you finish up the second night and get to the patrol point with your swag. The guards are there with their machine guns. And those bastards, those toads really hate you. There’s no great joy in arresting you, they’re terrified that you’re contaminated. All they want to do is bump you off and they’ve got all the aces—go prove that you were killed illegally. So that means you bury your face in the dirt again and pray until dawn and until dark again. And the swag lies next to you and you don’t know whether it’s just lying there or slowly killing you. Or you could end up like Knuckles Itzak, who got stuck at dawn in an open space. He got off the track and ended up between two ditches. He couldn’t go right or left. They shot at him for two hours, but couldn’t hit him. For two hours he made believe he was dead. Thank God, they finally believed it and left. I saw him after that. I couldn’t even recognize him. He was a broken man, no longer human.

  I wiped my tears and turned on the water. I showered for a long time. First hot, then cold, then hot again. I used up a whole bar of soap. Then I got bored. I turned off the shower. Someone was banging on the door. Kirill was shouting:

  “Hey, you stalker! Come on out of there! There’s a scent of the green around here.”

  Greenbacks, that’s always good. I opened the door. He was standing there, half naked, in his shorts. He was ecstatic, his melancholy gone. He handed me the envelope.

  “Here,” he said. “From a grateful humanity.”

  “I spit on your humanity. How much is there?”

  “In view of your bravery beyond the call of duty, and as an exception, two months’ pay!”

  Yes, I could live on that kind of money. If I could get two months’ pay for every empty, I could have sent Ernest packing a long time ago.

  “Well, are you pleased?” He was glowing, positively radiant, grinning from ear to ear.

  “Not bad. And you?”

  He didn’t answer. He hugged my neck, pressed me to his sweaty chest, pushed me away, and disappeared into the next stall.

  “Hey!” I shouted after him. “How’s Tender? Washing out his underpants, I bet?”

  “No way. Tender is surrounded by reporters. You should see him. He’s such a big shot. He’s telling them authoritatively…”

  “How is he telling them?”

  “Authoritatively.”

  “OK, sir. Next time I’ll bring my dictionary along, sir.” Then it was like an electric shock. “Wait, Kirill. Come out here.”

  “I’m naked.”

  “Come out. I’m not a dame.”

  He came out. I took him by the shoulders and turned his back toward me. Nope. I must have imagined it. His back was clean. The rivulets of sweat dried up.

  “What’s with you and my back?” he asked.

  I kicked him in his bare can and dove into my stall and locked the door. Damn my nerves. I was seeing things there, and now I was seeing them here. The hell with it all! I’d get tanked up tonight. I’d really like to beat Richard, that’s what I’d like. That bum can really play cards. Can’t beat him with any hand. I tried reshuffling, even blessing them under the table.

  “Kirill,” I shouted. “Are you going to the Borscht tonight?”

  “It’s not the ‘Borscht,’ it’s pronounced ‘Borshch.’ How many times do I have to tell you.”

  “Skip it. It’s spelled B-O-R-S-C-H-T. Don’t bug us with your customs. Are you going or not? I’d love to beat Richard.”

  “Oh, I don’t know, Red. You simple soul, you don’t understand what it is we’ve brought back.”

  “And I suppose you do?”

  “Well, I don’t either. That’s true. But now for the first time we know what the empties are for, and if my bright idea works, I’ll write a monograph. I’ll dedicate it to you personally: To Redrick Schuhart, honored stalker, with respect and gratitude.”

  “And they’ll put me away for two years.”

  “But you’ll go down in science. That’s what they’ll call it, ‘Schuhart’s Jar.’ Like the sound of it?”

  While we were bulling, I dressed. I put the empty flask in my pocket, counted my money, and left.

  “Good luck, you complicated soul.”

  He didn’t answer. The water was making a lot of noise.

  There was Tender in person in the corridor. Red and puffed up like a turkey. Surrounded by coworkers, reporters, and a couple of sergeants (fresh from eating and picking their teeth), he was babbling on and on. “The technology that we command,” he blathered, “almost completely guarantees success and safety.” Then he saw me and dried up a bit. He smiled and made little waving motions with his hand. Well, I’d better split, I thought. I made for the door, but they caught me. I heard footsteps behind me.

  “Mr. Schuhart! Mr. Schuhart! A few words about the garage!”

  “No comment.” I broke into a run. But there was no getting away. There was one with a mike on my right, and another with a camera on my left.

  “Did you see anything strange in the garage. Just two words!”

  “No comment!” I said, trying to keep the back of my head to the camera. “It’s just a garage.”

  “Thank you. How do you feel about turboplatforms?”

  “Most wonderful.” I started edging toward the John.

  “What do you think about the Visitation?”

  “Ask the scientists,” I said, and slid behind the bathroom door.

  I could hear them scratching a
t the door. So I called out: “I heartily recommend that you ask Mr. Tender how his nose came to look like a beet. He’s too modest to bring it up, but that was our most interesting adventure there.”

  They shot down the corridor. Faster than racehorses. I waited a minute. Silence. Stuck out my head. Nobody. And I went on my way, whistling a tune. I went down to the lobby, showed my pass to the bean-pole sergeant, and saw that he was saluting me. I guess I was the hero of the day.

  “At ease, sergeant,” I said. “I’m pleased.”

  He showed so many teeth, you’d think I was flattering him beyond all reason.

  “Well, Red, you sure are a hero. I’m proud to know you,” he said.

  “So now you’ll have something to tell the girls about back in Sweden?”

  “You bet! They’ll just melt in my arms!”

  I guess he’s right. To tell the truth, I don’t like guys who are that tall and rosy-cheeked. Women go nuts over them, and I don’t know why. Height is not the important thing. I was walking down the street and thinking along these lines. The sun was shining and there was no one around. And suddenly I wanted to see Guta right then and there. Just like that. To look at her and hold her hand a while. After the Zone that’s about all you can manage—to hold hands. Especially when you think of those stories about what stalkers’ children turn out like… Who needs Guta now? What I really needed was a bottle, at least a bottle, of the hard stuff.

  I went past the parking lot. There was a checkpoint there. There were two patrol cars in all their glory—low-slung and yellow, armed with searchlights and machine guns, the toads. And of course, the cops had blue helmets, too. They were blocking the whole street. There was no way to get through. I kept walking with my eyes lowered, because it would be better for me not to see them right now. Not in daylight. There’s two or three characters there that I’m afraid to recognize, because if I do, that’ll be the end of them. It was a good thing for them that Kirill lured me into working for the institute. Otherwise, by God, I would have found the snakes and finished them off.