Double Helix #5 - Double or Nothing

by Peter David

  “Someone else might well have suggested it,” Riker said, “but nonetheless, I appreciate the thanks. Al­though as I recall, your being posted to the ship was not part of the plan.”

  “There was a change of plan,” Si Cwan said with a combination of dignity and deadpan.

  “Yes, and he changed it,” Lefler put in with a slightly teasing tone.

  “I was invited by Captain Calhoun to serve as a sort of guide and lead diplomat in Thallonian space.”

  “After he was caught as a stowaway.”

  Si Cwan turned in his chair and looked at Lefler with something approaching disapproval. “In my opinion,” he said slowly, “you are deriving far too much amusement from the situation.” He turned back to Riker and said, “I admit, my arrival on this vessel was not the most…dignified. But I am here now, and there are no regrets.” He fired Lefler a look. “Although I am beginning to have one or two in regards to cer­tain personnel.”

  “This is all very interesting, and I would certainly like to hear all about it at some future date,” Riker said readily. “However, at this point, I do have other matters to attend to…”

  “And we shall be more than happy to allow you to attend to them, sir.” Si Cwan rose, and seemed to keep rising. Riker was impressed, not for the first time, by the sheer presence of the man. He seemed someone who was genuinely entitled to be referred to by the term “noble.” He bowed slightly, a gesture which the now-standing Riker returned, and then he turned and left. Lefler, however, remained where she was. “You told me earlier I should stay after the meeting?”

  “Yes. There’s a matter I wish to discuss with you. A matter regarding one of the bridge crew…”

  “Shouldn’t you be discussing it with Commander Shelby, sir?”

  She had a perfectly valid point. In fact, Shelby was probably the person he should really be dealing with. The problem was, he wasn’t entirely certain that Shelby would be anything other than defensive, no matter how diplomatically he tried to handle the matter.

  He had no desire to say that, though. So instead he said coolly, “Actually, I thought it best to speak with you first since you work with him fairly closely.”

  “Ahhh.” She sounded as if she knew precisely what was going to be said. “You’re talking about McHenry.”

  “Yes. That’s right. When you and Si Cwan came in here, I caught a glimpse of McHenry out the door and it appeared he was…well…”

  “Sleeping. At his post.”

  He nodded. “Lieutenant, I admit I feel a bit like I’m walking on eggshells here.” That was no exaggeration. Riker still remembered, all too clearly, the time that Admiral Jellico had taken command of the Enterprise. Despite the fact that the assignment was purely tem­porary, Jellico had wasted no time not only imposing his command style upon others, but going head to head with the senior staff in a manner that was unne­cessarily harsh and certainly aggravating. At that time, Riker had made a solemn promise to himself that if he ever found himself in a similar position, for whatever reason, he would do everything he could not to disrupt the pre-established routines of the ves­sel. It was one thing when one was coming aboard as permanent commander, but Riker was not about to lose sight of the fact that he was a visitor. Still…when he saw something that so set his teeth on edge as a crewman displaying total lack of profession­alism, he couldn’t keep silent. Delicately, he contin­ued, “I’m aware that Captain Calhoun’s command style is somewhat different than mine…or Captain Picard’s…or, in fact, anyone that I can think of off­hand. Very much a ‘live and let live’ philosophy, a tendency to celebrate the little differences in people. And by all means, there is much to be said for that. But there is also such a thing,” and his voice hardened, “as maintaining at the very least a bare minimum of acceptable preparedness. And having the helmsman asleep in his chair simply doesn’t fit that criteria.”

  “He’s not asleep,” she said with the air of someone who was not explaining this for the first time. “It only seems that way. Actually he’s just deep in thought, but he’s completely attuned to everything that’s going on. One hundred percent alert.”

  “I see.”

  “Also, I admit.…he’s probably a bit worn out. I still don’t think he’s sleeping on the job. But his ex­haustion is understandable. He’s been through something of an emotional wringer.”

  “How so? Unless you feel it’s none of my business.”

  “Well, sir…probably it’s not your business, no.” With that mandatory disclaimer out of the way, Lefler quickly and eagerly sat down, elbows propped on her knees.

  Riker noted with quiet amusement that she was displaying one of the oldest mindsets of young hu­mans, stretching back centuries: The slightly guilty joy of dishing gossip. No matter how advanced hu­manity became, no matter how many horizons were explored, no matter how many adventures were pur­sued, no matter how great and noble the race aspired to be…there was simply something irresistible about chattering about people behind their backs. Riker, the older, wiser, cooler head, was relieved that he himself was above such things…and then leaned for­ward so as not to miss anything.

  “Okay,” continued Lefler, “the fact is that for a while McHenry and Burgoyne 172 were quite the couple,

  if you catch my drift.”

  “Not really.”

  “Well, Burgoyne is a Hermat.”

  “Hmm. A Hermat.” He understood why she said it that way. Not since the Deltans had there been a race whose sexual mores and practices had engendered more interest than the Hermats. He stroked his chin thoughtfully. “There aren’t all that many in Starfleet. It’s somewhat amazing that two were assigned to this vessel.”

  “Two?” The tops of her eyebrows knitted together in quiet surprise and confusion. “What two?”

  “Well, the Hermat who is involved with McHenry, and the one who is involved with your CMO. At least, I was told the father…mother…whatever…that that individual is the father of Doctor Selar’s child.”

  “Right. That’s Burgoyne. Same person.”

  Riker stared at her. “The…three of them are in­volved…”

  “No, no. You see…well, yes, kind of,” and she started ticking off major elements on her fingers. “Burgoyne was interested in Selar. But Selar wasn’t interested in Burgoyne. At least, she was trying to pretend that she wasn’t interested, but she really was, but part of it was as a result of this whole Vulcan biological thing. They don’t like to talk about. There’s all kinds of different stories about it. It’s a personal, private cultural thing and far be it from me to pry.

  “Anyway, Selar apparently changed her mind, but Burgoyne was involved with McHenry by that point. So Selar approached the captain about ‘accommodat­ing’ her. Apparently he said okay…”

  “He said what?”

  “He said okay. Apparently it was part of his Xenexian duty to be accommodating about something like that.” At Riker’s shocked expression, she quickly added “It’s a life or death situation.”

  “Apparently so.” For some reason, Riker was sud­denly relieved that Calhoun hadn’t been in command of the Enterprise when Lwaxana Troi had shown up with a quadrupled sex drive. He was sure that Lwax­ana would have convinced Calhoun that hers was a life and death situation as well. “You seem to be rather up on everything that’s going on around the ship, Lieutenant.”

  “A starship is like a small town, Captain. Everybody hears everything. Fortunately enough,” she said with a touch of irony, “there’s some of us who work hard to make sure that accurate information is being dis­seminated.”

  “Bless you.”

  “Thanks,” she said, with a grin. “Anyway, some other stuff happened, and Doctor Selar wound up with Burgoyne after all. Now she’s pregnant.”

  “I see.” He was intrigued in spite of himself. “And how does McHenry feel about all this?”

  “Well, he was okay with it, but really stunned when he found out that Burgoyne was pregnant too.”

  “Wh
at?” He felt his head starting to spin.

  “Yeah. At about the same time that Selar announced she was pregnant with Burgoyne’s child, Burgy an­nounced that s/he was pregnant with McHenry’s child. Poor Mark. Passed right out. Fainted dead away. Since then, he’s just thrown himself into his work. I don’t think he knows quite how to approach Burgoyne about it. He feels embarrassed about faint­ing, I know that, and I sure don’t think he was pre­pared for the notion of being a father.”

  “Well, he’s going to have to deal with it sooner or later.”

  “I think he’s angling for later, sir.”

  “Computer…service record of Burgoyne 172. I think,” Riker said slowly, “that I very much want to meet Burgoy—.” His voice trailed off as he stared at the screen, and his eyes widened. “Burgoyne is the chief engineer?”

  “Yes, sir.”

  “Is this individual stable enough?”

  “Oh yes,” Lefler said cheerfully. “S/he’s as stable as the rest of us.”

  Riker wasn’t sure if that was a good thing or not.

  They walked out of the Captain’s ready room. Shelby was seated in the command chair, and made as if to stand up and give way to Riker, but he waved her off. “That won’t be necessary, Commander. Pre­suming everything is calm here, Lieutenant Lefler is going to help familiarize me with the ship.”

  “As you wish…Captain.”

  There was just that moment of hesitation, and Riker wondered if something vaguely insubordinate was meant by it. But there was nothing about Shelby’s attitude or deportment that seemed to indicate it, and Riker chalked it off to his imagination.

  His gaze shifted to Mark McHenry. McHenry was exactly as Riker had seen him before. He was tilted back in his chair, his eyes closed. He wasn’t snoring. He didn’t even quite seem alive. No one else on the bridge, however, was taking notice of it.

  Shelby noticed what had caught his attention, and she smiled slightly. “I went through the same thing,” she said. “Trust me…it’s fine. He’s completely attuned to the ship. Check if you want.”

  Riker paused, wondering how one could possibly “check” such a thing. Then a thought occurred to him. He walked over to the tactical section of the bridge, quietly gesturing for the man on duty there to step aside. He did so and Riker glanced over the array. He tapped a control…and the ship’s primary defense shields snapped on. There was no signal of an alert, although there was a slight rerouting of energy that was part of the natural defense systems process.

  The effect on McHenry was instantaneous. He sat bolt upright, glancing at his board and looking at the main screen at the same time. “Are we under attack?” he asked.

  Riker couldn’t believe it. He looked to Shelby, who shrugged in a “told you so” manner.

  “He’ll do,” Riker said after a moment, and then walked out of the bridge with Lefler right behind him, leaving a puzzled McHenry checking his readouts.

  They walked briskly down the corridor, Lefler saying, “Ensign Beth down in engineering said that Burgy is down in the holodeck, working out. She checked with Burgy, though, who said we should feel perfectly free to come by.”

  “‘Burgy’ is what you call him?”

  “That’s what everybody calls hir. Hermats have their own pronouns. ‘Hir (H,I,R)’ and ‘s/he.’ ”

  He shook his head. “Hard to be—”

  Then he stopped as a woman headed down the hall toward him. She was a dark-haired, older woman, with a rather aristocratic air about her. And she looked stunningly familiar.

  “Hello, honey,” she nodded to Robin.

  Lefler kissed the woman lightly on the cheek. “Mom…this is Captain William Riker. He’s in tempor­ary command of the ship while Captain Calhoun is on another assignment. Captain, this is my mother, Morgan Lefler.”

  “An honor.” She shook his hand firmly and then tilted her head in polite confusion. “Is something wrong, Captain?”

  “It’s just that…” He couldn’t take his eyes off her. “You just…you remind me of the mother of someone else I know.”

  “It’s entirely possible, I suppose. I have gotten around quite a bit.”

  “Mom’s very long lived,” Robin said cheerfully.

  “Aren’t they all,” Riker said. He couldn’t take his eyes off her. “I’m…sorry, Mrs. Lefler. It’s just…the resemblance is uncanny.”

  “Yes, I’m sure it is. Well, you go on about your business; I’m sure you have far more important things to do than standing around, ogling me. I’ll see you for dinner, Robin,” and with that, she headed off down the hallway.

  “Incredible,” Riker said as he watched her go. “They could be twins. It’s like looking at the same woman. Voice, attitude, everything.”

  “Captain—?”

  He shook it off. “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t allow myself to get distracted by things that probably don’t mean anything.”

  They chatted about assorted other matters as they walked to the holodeck. When they arrived, Riker leaned close to the door, frowning. He could have sworn he heard something that sounded like…growling. “What is Burgoyne doing in there?” he asked.

  “Let’s find out.” She tapped the control padd on the doors and they obediently slid open.

  The sight that greeted them upon entering was a rather astounding one.

  Burgoyne was dressed in a skintight workout suit, and s/he was surrounded by a forest environment. There was a vista of trees as far as the eye could see. The ground was uneven around them, with dirt and gravel that made traction difficult. At that moment, Burgoyne was perched in a tree, crouched on a branch, and s/he had hir mouth drawn back in a feline snarl like a cornered cat.

  Below her was roaring a massive creature with thick white fur, leaping up at hir and swinging its clawed hands, trying to get a piece of hir and drag hir down from the branch.

  “Lieutenant Commander Burgoyne,” Lefler said, “this is—”

  Burgoyne leaped from the branch, seeming not to have heard Lefler or even noticed her presence or that of Commander Riker. Hir speed carried hir between the outstretched arms of what looked to Riker like a white furred monster, and drove the creature flat onto its back. They rolled across the floor together, hissing and snarling at each other. Then the monster braced itself and twisted, hurling the lighter but more agile Burgoyne back. S/he landed on hir feet, and the way that s/he had her hands poised, s/he looked for all the world as if s/he had claws.

  Riker had had enough. “Lieutenant Commander, I hate to break in on your exercise…”

  And suddenly Burgoyne was flattened from behind.

  What looked to Riker’s surprised eyes like a white furred creature was atop hir, roaring its fury. Burgoyne twisted around within its grasp and grabbed it by either wrist. S/he managed to get the creature’s hands from around hir throat, but apparently it was everything s/he could do to stop it from tearing hir to pieces.

  “Computer, freeze program!” shouted Riker. Bur­goyne, intent on hir opponent, didn’t seem to hear him.

  The creature was straddling Burgoyne, and ap­peared to be doing its level best to kill the struggling Hermat.

  Believing there to be a holodeck malfunction, Riker didn’t hesitate. He charged toward the creature and leaped onto its back. He braced himself, putting all his strength into trying to haul the monster off Bur­goyne. It didn’t seem to be paying any attention to him at all focusing all its efforts on annihilating its chosen prey. For that matter, Riker wasn’t entirely sure what he was going to do in the event that the monster actually noticed him, because the odds were that it could kill Riker without any great effort. But Riker was determined that he wasn’t going down without a struggle.

  He saw Lefler standing there…and she was shaking her head, looking more bemused than anything. He couldn’t understand it. Here she was faced with a clear emergency, and she didn’t seem to have a clue how to react. “Security! Get security down here!” Riker shouted.

  “Commander,” Lefler began
, “this is—”

  Burgoyne snarled, trying to fight back, but s/he seemed to be losing the struggle.

  “I gave you a direct order, dammit! Now follow it!”

  With a troubled frown, she tapped her comm badge. “Security, this is Lefler, in holodeck 4A. Get someone down here, fast.” But there was absolutely no sense of urgency in her voice.

  Is everyone around here insane? Riker wondered as he redoubled his efforts to haul the creature off Burgoyne. And if he did manage to accomplish that feat, his only hope then was that Burgoyne would recover quickly enough to aid him in subduing the creature. Or at the very least, they could hold out long enough for security to get there. And why was Lefler just standing around? Granted, she was rather slight in comparison to Riker and Burgoyne, but dammit, she could certainly find something to do besides just watching it happen.

  The doors slid open and a walking land mass entered. The security guard took up the entirety of the door frame. When he moved, it was slow and ponderous. He had no neck, his head apparently at­tached directly to his shoulders, and his skin in the dim lighting of the holodeck looked like solid granite.

  “Hi, Zak,” said Robin.

  “Hello. You called?” he rumbled.

  Riker couldn’t believe it. They genuinely were all insane. A security officer had just walked into the middle of what was clearly a life-and-death holodeck malfunction, and he didn’t seem quite clear on what had to be done.

  “Stop this thing before it kills someone!” shouted Riker.

  The guard called Zak stood there for a moment, taking in the situation. He didn’t move. Instead he spoke four words:

  “Janos.” Zak shouted, “Janos! Knock it off.” Zak’s loud voice almost shook the moon.

  The white furred creature stopped in its tracks. Then, with a sigh, it stood fully upright rather than in the hunched position it had been using until that point. Riker was still hanging on its back, dumbfoun­ded.