Lauren Weisberger 5-Book Collection

by Lauren Weisberger

  ‘Brooke? It’s Margaret. Margaret Walsh.’

  She was so stunned she almost dropped the phone. Her first reaction was fear – was she missing her shift again? – before logic returned and she remembered the worst had already happened. Regardless of why she was calling, Brooke could say with reasonable certainty that it wasn’t to fire her.

  ‘Margaret! How are you? Is everything ok?’

  ‘Yes, everything’s fine. Listen, Brooke, I’m sorry to bother you on a weekend, but I didn’t want this to wait until next week.’

  ‘It’s no bother at all! I’m actually sending out my résumé as we speak,’ she said with a smile into the phone.

  ‘Well, that’s good to hear, because I think I have somewhere for you to send it.’

  ‘Really?’

  ‘I just got a phone call from a colleague of mine, Anita Moore. Actually, she’s an ex-employee of mine, but from many years ago. She was on staff at Mt. Sinai for years, but she recently left and she’s opening her own shop.’

  ‘Oh, that sounds interesting.’

  ‘I’ll let her give you all the details, but it’s my understanding that she received federal funding to open a kind of early intervention center in an at-risk neighborhood. She’s looking to hire a speech therapist who specializes in children and an RD who has experience with prenatal, lactation, new-mother, and newborn nutrition. She’ll be serving a community that doesn’t have regular access to prenatal care, patients who don’t know the first thing about nutrition, so there’s no doubt a lot of it will be basic – literally, convincing-them-why-they-need-their-folic-acid type things – but I think in that way it’ll be challenging and rewarding. She doesn’t want to poach any of the current dietitians from Mt. Sinai, so she called to ask if I had any recommendations.’

  ‘And you recommended me?’

  ‘I did. I’ll be honest, Brooke. I told her all about Julian, the missed days, the hectic schedule, but I also told her you were one of the best and brightest I’d ever employed. This way everyone is going into it with eyes wide open.’

  ‘Margaret, it sounds like an incredible opportunity. I can’t thank you enough for recommending me.’

  ‘Brooke? I only ask one thing. If you think your hectic lifestyle is going to continue in a way that will regularly impact your work, please be honest with Anita. What she’s trying to do is too difficult without staff she can depend on.’

  Brooke nodded furiously. ‘I hear you, Margaret. Loud and clear. My husband’s career will no longer be affecting my own. I can promise you and Anita that.’

  Barely able to keep from shrieking with joy into the phone, Brooke carefully copied Anita’s contact information and thanked Margaret profusely. Snapping open a fresh can of minibar Diet Coke, her headache magically cleared, she hit Compose on her e-mail and began typing. She was going to get that job.

  Nineteen

  Pity Dance

  Brooke smiled wanly at Dr. Alter as he held open the back door to the rental car and waved his arm gallantly. ‘After you, my dear,’ he said. Thankfully, he seemed to have gotten past his previous day’s Hertz-directed rage and the ride was relatively rant-free.

  Brooke was proud of herself for not commenting on Elizabeth’s derby hat du jour, which today consisted of at least a pound of pinched taffeta and an entire bouquet of fake peonies. Paired with a sleek YSL evening gown, the most elegant Chanel bag, and gorgeous beaded Manolos. The woman was a lunatic.

  ‘Have you heard from Julian?’ her mother-in-law asked as they turned into the private drive.

  ‘Not today. He left some messages last night, but I got in too late to call him back. My god, those med students know how to party, and they sure don’t care if you’re married or not.’

  Through the visor mirror that Elizabeth was peering into, Brooke could see the woman’s eyebrows shoot up, and she felt a jolt of glee at her small victory. They rode in silence the rest of the way. When they came upon the imposing Gothic gate that surrounded Fern’s home, Brooke could see her mother-in-law nod almost imperceptibly with approval, as if to say, ‘Why yes, if you must live outside Manhattan, this is precisely the correct way to do it.’ The drive from the gate to the house wove by mature cherry blossom trees and towering oaks and was long enough to warrant calling the property an estate rather than a home. Although it was February and chilly, everything looked lush and green – healthy somehow. A tuxedoed valet took their car and a lovely young woman escorted them inside; Brooke saw the girl sneak a glimpse at her mother-in-law’s hat, but she was too polite to stare.

  Brooke prayed the Alters would leave her alone, and the moment they spotted the bow-tied bartenders behind a massive mahogany bar, they didn’t disappoint. Brooke flashed back to her single days. It was strange how quickly you forgot the way it felt to be solo at a wedding or a party where everyone else was paired up. Was this the new normal?

  She felt her phone vibrate in her purse and, grabbing a glass of champagne off a passing tray as reinforcement, ducked into a nearby powder room.

  It was Nola. ‘How’s it going?’ Her friend’s voice felt like a warm, cozy blanket in this icy, intimidating mansion.

  ‘I’m not going to lie, it’s pretty rough.’

  ‘Well, I could’ve told you that. I still don’t understand why you’d subject yourself to that …’

  ‘I don’t know what I was thinking. My god, I haven’t been single at a wedding in six, seven years. This just sucks.’

  Nola snorted. ‘Thanks, friend. Yes, indeed it does. You didn’t have to go there to discover that on your own – I definitely could have told you.’

  ‘Nola? What am I doing? Not just down here, but in general?’ Brooke could hear her voice high-pitched and a little panicky, and she noticed the phone beginning to slip in her sweaty hand.

  ‘What do you mean, sweetie? What’s wrong?’

  ‘What’s wrong? What isn’t wrong? We’re in this weird nowhere land of not knowing what to do next, not being able to just forgive and forget, not having any idea if we can move forward. I love him, but I don’t trust him, and I feel really distant from him. And it’s not just the girl, although that drives me crazy, it’s everything.’

  ‘Shh, calm down, calm down. You’ll be home tomorrow. I’m going to meet you at your front door – I don’t love anyone enough to meet them at the airport – and we’ll talk about everything. If it’s at all possible for you and Julian to figure this out, to make it work, you’re going to do that. And if you decide it’s not possible, I’ll be there for you every step of the way. So will lots of other people.’

  ‘Ohmigod, Nola …’ She moaned with the misery of it. Having someone acknowledge that she and Julian might not make it was terrifying.

  ‘One step at a time, Brooke. Tonight the only thing you have to do is grit your teeth and smile through the ceremony, the cocktail hour, and the entree. The moment they clear the plates from dinner, call a cab and get the hell back to your hotel room. Do you hear me?’

  Brooke nodded.

  ‘Brooke? Yes or no?’

  ‘Yes,’ she said.

  ‘Listen, get out of the bathroom and follow my instructions, okay? I’ll see you tomorrow. Everything will be fine, I promise.’

  ‘Thanks, Nol. Just tell me quickly. How is everything with you? Andrew still good?’

  ‘Yeah, I’m with him right now, actually.’

  ‘You’re with him right now? Then why are you calling me?’

  ‘It’s intermission, and he’s in the bathroom …’

  Something about Nola’s tone sounded suspicious. ‘What show are you seeing?’

  There was a pause. ‘The Lion King.’

  ‘You’re at The Lion King? Really? Oh wait, this is a stepmother-in-training activity, isn’t it?’

  ‘Yeah, so we have the kid with us. So what? He’s cute.’

  Despite herself, Brooke smiled. ‘I love you, Nola. Thank you.’

  ‘I love you, too. And if you ever tell anyone about this …’<
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  Brooke was still grinning when she stepped out and slammed directly into Isaac – and his blogger girlfriend.

  ‘Oh, hi!’ Isaac said with the sexless enthusiasm of a guy who had spent the entire previous night flirting with someone for purely selfish purposes. ‘Brooke, I’d like for you to meet Susannah. I think I was telling you before how much she’d love to—’

  ‘Interview you,’ Susannah said, extending a hand. The girl was young and smiley and reasonably pretty, and Brooke couldn’t stomach one more minute of it.

  Brooke summoned some long-forgotten reserve of confidence and composure, looked Susannah squarely in the eye, and said, ‘It’s such a pleasure meeting you, and I do very much hope you’ll forgive me for being rude, but I simply must get a message to my mother-in-law.’

  Susannah nodded.

  Clutching her champagne flute like a lifeline, Brooke was almost relieved to find the Alters in the ceremony tent, with a seat saved for her.

  ‘Don’t you just love weddings?’ Brooke asked as cheerfully as she could. It was nonsense, but what else was there to say?

  Her mother-in-law peered into her compact and adjusted an invisible blemish on her chin. ‘I find it simply astounding that more than half of all marriages will fail, yet every single couple who walks down that aisle thinks it won’t happen to them.’

  ‘Mmm,’ Brooke murmured. ‘How lovely to be discussing divorce rates at a wedding ceremony.’

  It was probably the rudest thing she’d ever uttered to her mother-in-law, but the woman didn’t even flinch. Dr. Alter glanced up from his BlackBerry, where he was checking stock prices, but when he saw his wife didn’t react, he went back to staring at his screen.

  Thankfully, the music started and a general hush fell over the room. Trent and his parents entered the tent first, and Brooke smiled when she saw how genuinely happy – and not the least bit nervous – he looked. One by one the bridesmaids and groomsmen and flower girls followed, and then it was Fern’s turn, flanked on both sides by her parents, beaming in exactly the way brides do. The ceremony was a seamless blending of Jewish and Christian traditions, and despite herself, it was a pleasure to watch Fern and Trent gaze at each other with that knowing look.

  It wasn’t until the rabbi began explaining the chuppah to the audience, how this covering signified the new home the couple would make together, how it would shield and protect them from the outside world and yet was open on four sides to welcome in friends and family, that Brooke teared up. It had been her favorite part of her own wedding ceremony, and it was the moment in each wedding she and Julian had attended where they clasped hands and gave each other the same knowing look Trent and Fern were now sharing. Now not only was she there alone, but it was impossible not to acknowledge the obvious: it had been a long time since their apartment felt like a home, and she and Julian might be on their way to becoming one of her mother-in-law’s statistics.

  At the reception one of Fern’s girlfriends leaned over and whispered something to her husband, prompting the husband to give her a Really? look. The girl nodded and Brooke wondered what they were talking about until the husband materialized next to her chair, held out his arm, and asked Brooke if she’d like to dance. The pity dance. She knew it well, was often guilty of nudging Julian to ask solo women at weddings for a dance, thinking she was doing a good deed. Well, now that she knew what it felt like to be on the receiving end of such charity, she swore she’d never do it again. She thanked the husband profusely but begged off, claiming something about needing to find some Advil, and could see his relief. This time when she headed for her favorite hallway bathroom, she wasn’t sure she could make herself come back out.

  She checked her watch. Nine forty-five. She promised herself that if the Alters didn’t leave by eleven, she’d call a cab. She slipped back into the hallway, which was drafty and thankfully deserted. A quick check of her phone revealed no new messages or texts, even though Julian should have been home by then. She wondered what he was doing, if he had already gotten Walter from the dog walker and they were curled together on the couch. Or maybe he’d gone directly to the studio. She didn’t want to go back into the reception yet, so she paced for a bit, first checking Facebook and then looking up the number of a local cab company, just in case. Fresh out of excuses and distractions, Brooke slipped her phone into her clutch, hugged her bare arms against her chest, and headed toward the music.

  She felt a palm close over her shoulder, and she knew before she turned around, before he could utter a word, that it belonged to Julian.

  ‘Rook?’ His voice was questioning, uncertain. He wasn’t sure how she was going to react.

  She didn’t turn around immediately – she was almost nervous she was wrong, that it wasn’t him – but when she did, the onslaught of emotions hit her like a truck. There he was, standing right in front of her, wearing his only suit and smiling at her shyly, nervously, with a look that seemed to say Please hug me. And despite everything that had happened, and all the distance between them these last couple weeks, it was all Brooke wanted to do. There was no denying it: she was reflexively, instinctively ecstatic to see him.

  After she collapsed into his arms, she couldn’t speak for almost thirty seconds. He felt warm and smelled right and hugged her so tightly she started to cry.

  ‘I hope those are tears of joy?’

  She wiped them away, aware her mascara was running but not caring in the least. ‘Joy, relief, and about a million other things,’ she said.

  When they finally pulled apart, she noticed he was wearing Converse sneakers with his suit.

  He followed her gaze down to his shoes. ‘I forgot to pack dress shoes,’ he said with a little shrug. He pointed to his head, which was cap-free. ‘And my hair’s kind of a disaster.’

  Brooke leaned in and kissed him again. It felt so good, so normal! She wanted to be angry, but she was just so damn happy to see him. ‘Oh, no one cares. They’re just going to be happy you’re here.’

  ‘Come with me. Let’s find Trent and Fern. Then you and I can talk.’

  Something about the way he said this calmed her. He was there, he was taking charge, and she was just so happy to follow his lead. He led her down the hallway, where a few wedding-goers did double-takes – Isaac and his girlfriend among them, she was pleased to see – and then straight out to the tent. The band was on break as everyone ate dessert, so there was no way they were going to slip in unnoticed. When they entered, the change in the room was palpable. People stared, whispered to each other, and a young girl of maybe ten or eleven actually pointed toward Julian and shouted his name to her mother. Brooke heard her mother-in-law before she saw her.

  ‘Julian!’ Elizabeth hissed, seeming to materialize out of nowhere. ‘What are you wearing?’

  Brooke shook her head. That woman never failed to amaze her.

  ‘Hi, Mom. Where’s—’

  Dr. Alter was only a second behind her. ‘Julian, where the hell have you been? Missing your own cousin’s rehearsal dinner, leaving your poor wife alone all weekend, and now showing up looking like that? What’s gotten into you?’

  Brooke braced herself for conflict, but Julian just said, ‘It’s great to see you, Mom, Dad. But you’ll have to excuse me.’

  Julian whisked her over to Trent and Fern. They were busy making their rounds at all the tables, and Brooke could feel hundreds of eyes on her and Julian as they approached the happy couple.

  ‘Trent,’ Julian said quietly, placing a hand on cousin’s back.

  Trent’s face registered shock and then joy when he turned around. The two of them hugged. Fern smiled at Brooke, and all her anxiety over whether or not Fern was angry at them for Julian’s sudden appearance evaporated.

  ‘First and foremost, congratulations, you two!’ Julian said, clapping Trent again and leaning in to kiss Fern on the cheek.

  ‘Thanks, buddy,’ Trent said, clearly happy to see Julian.

  ‘Fern, you look absolutely beautiful. I don�
�t know what this guy did to deserve you, but he’s pretty damn lucky.’

  ‘Thanks, Julian,’ Fern said with a smile. She reached over and took Brooke’s hand. ‘Brooke and I finally got to spend some time together this weekend, and I’d say you’re pretty lucky, too.’

  Brooke squeezed Fern’s hand.

  Julian grinned at Brooke. ‘I’d say so,’ he said. ‘Listen, you guys, I’m so sorry for missing everything.’

  Trent waved him off. ‘Don’t worry about it. We’re glad you made it.’

  ‘No, no, I should’ve been here for the whole weekend. I’m really sorry.’

  For a minute Julian looked as though he might cry. Fern stood on her tiptoes to hug him and said, ‘It’s nothing a couple of front-row tickets to your next L.A. show can’t solve. Isn’t that right, Trent?’

  Everyone laughed, and Brooke watched as Julian slipped Trent a folded piece of paper. ‘It’s my rehearsal dinner toast. I’m sorry I couldn’t read it last night.’

  ‘You could do it now,’ Trent said.

  Julian looked dumbfounded. ‘You want me to read it now?’

  ‘It is your toast, right?’

  Julian nodded.

  ‘Then I think I speak for both of us when I say that we’d love to hear it. If you don’t mind …’

  ‘Of course I don’t mind,’ Julian said. Almost instantaneously, someone materialized with a microphone; after a few glass-clinks and a couple hushing sounds, the tent grew quiet. Julian cleared his throat and took the mic and appeared instantly to relax. Brooke wondered if the entire room was thinking how natural he looked with a microphone in his hand. Completely at ease and absolutely adorable. She felt a surge of pride.

  ‘Hey, everyone,’ he said with a dimple-producing grin. ‘My name’s Julian, and Trent and I are first cousins, actually only born about six months apart, so I think it’s fair to say we go way back. I’m, uh, sorry to interrupt your fun, but I just wanted to wish my cousin and his beautiful new wife all the happiness in the world.’